History RefugeInAudacity / Jokes

17th Jan '16 10:18:09 AM nombretomado
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* In one of his stand-up routines, Creator/JohnMulaney says that ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' must have this because even though other shows get attacked for merely cussing too much, ''SVU'' regularly says stuff like "Looks like the victim had anal contusions" or "Looks like we found semen and fecal matter in the victim's ear canal." The bit is part of his Comedy Central Special, "New in Town."

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* In one of his stand-up routines, Creator/JohnMulaney says that ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' must have this because even though other shows get attacked for merely cussing too much, ''SVU'' regularly says stuff like "Looks like the victim had anal contusions" or "Looks like we found semen and fecal matter in the victim's ear canal." The bit is part of his Comedy Central Special, "New in Town."
18th Nov '15 9:04:56 PM wyattte
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* In one of his stand-up routines, John Mulaney says that ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' must have this because even though other shows get attacked for merely cussing too much, ''SVU'' regularly says stuff like "Looks like the victim had anal contusions" or "Looks like we found semen and fecal matter in the victim's ear canal." The bit is part of his Comedy Central Special, "New in Town."

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* In one of his stand-up routines, John Mulaney Creator/JohnMulaney says that ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' must have this because even though other shows get attacked for merely cussing too much, ''SVU'' regularly says stuff like "Looks like the victim had anal contusions" or "Looks like we found semen and fecal matter in the victim's ear canal." The bit is part of his Comedy Central Special, "New in Town."
26th Jul '15 10:39:43 PM Omeganian
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** A Rabbi on Sabbath is also a common variant.
12th May '15 7:44:17 PM StarSword
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* In one of his stand-up routines, John Mulaney says that ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' must have this because even though other shows get attacked for merely cussing too much, ''SVU'' regularly says stuff like "Looks like the victim had anal contusions" or "Looks like we found semen and fecal matter in the victim's ear canal." The bit is part of his Comedy Central Special, "New in Town."

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* In one of his stand-up routines, John Mulaney says that ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' must have this because even though other shows get attacked for merely cussing too much, ''SVU'' regularly says stuff like "Looks like the victim had anal contusions" or "Looks like we found semen and fecal matter in the victim's ear canal." The bit is part of his Comedy Central Special, "New in Town.""
* A pastor gets up on Sunday morning. Beautiful day, so he decides to call in sick from church and go golfing. {{God}} and the angels see this and the angels take umbrage that a man of God would skip church for golf. God says, "You're right, I need to deal with this."\\
Next shot the pastor makes goes ricocheting off several trees, rebounds off the clubhouse and goes slamming into the cup for a hole-in-one. Angels go, "Boss, I thought you were going to ''punish'' the guy." God responds, "I did. Who can he tell about this?"
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5th Apr '15 7:13:28 AM EDP
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** [[TruthInTelevision Incidentally, a Turkish girl did just that, with the addition of an orphan pension]]. She got it, [[ObviousRulePatch before they closed the loophole]].
29th Dec '14 5:03:57 PM nombretomado
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* From GeorgeCarlin's album "What Am I Doing in New Jersey?":

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* From GeorgeCarlin's Creator/GeorgeCarlin's album "What Am I Doing in New Jersey?":
10th Oct '14 5:09:32 AM NicTyn
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* In one of his stand-up routines, John Mulaney says that ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' must have this because even though other shows get attacked for merely cussing too much, ''SVU'' regularly says stuff like "Looks like the victim had anal contusions" are "Looks like we found semen and fecal matter in the victim's ear canal." The bit is part of his Comedy Central Special, "New in Town."

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* In one of his stand-up routines, John Mulaney says that ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' must have this because even though other shows get attacked for merely cussing too much, ''SVU'' regularly says stuff like "Looks like the victim had anal contusions" are or "Looks like we found semen and fecal matter in the victim's ear canal." The bit is part of his Comedy Central Special, "New in Town."
19th Jun '14 7:53:43 AM TrustBen
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* It was Creator/AmbroseBierce that first defined ''chutzpah'' as that attitude embodied by a boy who murders his entire family, then makes for a mercy plea in court (for a lighter sentence) on the grounds that he is an orphan.

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* It was Creator/AmbroseBierce that first defined ''chutzpah'' as that attitude embodied by a boy who murders his entire family, then makes for a mercy plea in court (for a lighter sentence) on the grounds that he is an orphan.[[SelfMadeOrphan orphan]].
19th Jun '14 7:52:57 AM TrustBen
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* It was Ambrose Bierce that first defined ''chutzpah'' as that attitude embodied by a boy who murders his entire family, then makes for a mercy plea in court (for a lighter sentence) on the grounds that he is an orphan.

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* It was Ambrose Bierce Creator/AmbroseBierce that first defined ''chutzpah'' as that attitude embodied by a boy who murders his entire family, then makes for a mercy plea in court (for a lighter sentence) on the grounds that he is an orphan.
6th Apr '14 4:22:18 AM SvartiKotturinn
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** However, in Modern Hebrew, this just means ‘audacity’ or ‘nerve’, without the ‘refuge’ part.
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