History Recap / SouthPark

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E5ConjoinedFetusLady Conjoined Fetus Lady]]": With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodge ball team is off to the championships. Back in town, the local citizens declare a "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week" in a misguided attempt to help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder. Originally aired June 3, 1998.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E5ConjoinedFetusLady Conjoined Fetus Lady]]": With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodge ball team is off to the championships. Back in town, the local citizens declare a "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week" in a misguided attempt to help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder. Originally aired June 3, 1998.1998
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# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E1CartmanGetsAnAnalProbe Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]]”: Alien visitors are coming to town after Cartman tells Stan and Kyle about his dream of being abducted and a string of cow mutilations are being investigated by Officer Barbrady. Originally aired August 13, 1997.
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E2WeightGain4000 Weight Gain 4000]]”: Everyone is excited when Kathie Lee Gifford comes to town, while Mr. Garrison plans to assassinate her because of a childhood grudge. Meanwhile, Cartman gets (even more) obese from consuming a body-building supplement. Originally aired August 20, 1997.
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E3Volcano Volcano]]”: The boys go on a hunting trip with Stan’s uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned, who used to fight with him in the Vietnam War. Originally aired August 27, 1997.
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E4BigGayAlsBigGayBoatRide Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride]]”: Stan gets a new dog named Sparky who turns out to be a homosexual. When Stan tries to man his dog up, Sparky runs away and heads to Big Gay Al’s gay animal sanctuary. Originally aired September 3, 1997.
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E5AnElephantMakesLoveToAPig An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig]]”: The boys go to Dr. Mephisto to help them breed Kyle’s new elephant with a pot-bellied pig, while Stan has to put up with his abusive sister, Shelley, who just got headgear braces at the dentist. Originally aired September 10, 1997.
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E6Death Death]]”: Sheila (Kyle's mom, though, in this episode, she is referred to as "Carol") leads the town’s parents into a protest against ''The Terrence & Phillip Show'' over its gross content. Meanwhile, Stan tries to ask for advice on whether or not it's okay to kill someone who wants to die when his 101-year-old grandfather keeps pestering him to help him commit suicide. Originally aired September 17, 1997.
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E7Pinkeye Pinkeye]]”: In the first Halloween episode, Kenny gets crushed by the MIR space station and comes back to life as a zombie (thanks to a morgue accident involving Worcestershire sauce), causing a ZombieApocalypse, which the town thinks is a pinkeye epidemic. Meanwhile, Cartman gets in trouble for wearing a [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]] costume to school and Stan breaks up with Wendy after she goes to school dressed as Chewbacca rather than Raggedy Anne. Originally aired October 29, 1997.
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E8StarvinMarvin Starvin' Marvin]]”: The boys send money to an African charity to get a sports watch, but they instead get an Ethiopian orphan which they name “Starvin' Marvin”, while Cartman gets sent to Ethiopia. Meanwhile, mutant turkeys attack South Park and Chef rallies everyone to fight back. Originally aired November 19, 1997.
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E9MrHankeyTheChristmasPoo Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo]]”: In the 1997 Christmas Episode, lonely that he’s the only Jew in town, Kyle starts seeing a talking piece of feces that apparently only he can see, which leads him to get committed to a mental hospital. Meanwhile, Sheila's protesting over the Christmas play not catering to Jews leads to a wave of PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad as anything considered offensive around the holiday season is banned. Originally aired December 17, 1997.
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E10Damien Damien]]”: Satan's son, Damien, enrolls in South Park Elementary to set up a boxing match between Jesus and the Devil. Meanwhile, Cartman prepares for his birthday. Originally aired February 4, 1998.
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E11TomsRhinoplasty Tom’s Rhinoplasty]]”: While Mr. Garrison takes time off to get a nose job, a hot, female substitute threatens to break up Wendy and Stan. Originally aired February 11, 1998.
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E12MechaStreisand Mecha-Streisand]]”: Cartman unearths a strange artifact and gives to Kyle -- which turns out to be a treasure Barbra Streisand needs to become Mecha Streisand. Originally aired February 18, 1998.
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E13CartmansMomIsADirtySlut Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut]]”: Cartman wonders who his father is, which becomes very difficult as his mother has slept with practically every man in town. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny tape Cartman's tea party playing and submits it to ''[[Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos America's Stupidest Home Videos]]''. Originally aired February 25, 1998.

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# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E1CartmanGetsAnAnalProbe Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]]”: Alien visitors are coming to town after Cartman tells Stan and Kyle about his dream of being abducted and a string of cow mutilations are being investigated by Officer Barbrady. Originally aired August 13, 1997.
1997
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E2WeightGain4000 Weight Gain 4000]]”: Everyone is excited when Kathie Lee Gifford comes to town, while Mr. Garrison plans to assassinate her because of a childhood grudge. Meanwhile, Cartman gets (even more) obese from consuming a body-building supplement. Originally aired August 20, 1997.
1997
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E3Volcano Volcano]]”: The boys go on a hunting trip with Stan’s uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned, who used to fight with him in the Vietnam War. Originally aired August 27, 1997.
1997
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E4BigGayAlsBigGayBoatRide Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride]]”: Stan gets a new dog named Sparky who turns out to be a homosexual. When Stan tries to man his dog up, Sparky runs away and heads to Big Gay Al’s gay animal sanctuary. Originally aired September 3, 1997.
1997
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E5AnElephantMakesLoveToAPig An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig]]”: The boys go to Dr. Mephisto to help them breed Kyle’s new elephant with a pot-bellied pig, while Stan has to put up with his abusive sister, Shelley, who just got headgear braces at the dentist. Originally aired September 10, 1997.
1997
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E6Death Death]]”: Sheila (Kyle's mom, though, in this episode, she is referred to as "Carol") leads the town’s parents into a protest against ''The Terrence & Phillip Show'' over its gross content. Meanwhile, Stan tries to ask for advice on whether or not it's okay to kill someone who wants to die when his 101-year-old grandfather keeps pestering him to help him commit suicide. Originally aired September 17, 1997.
1997
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E7Pinkeye Pinkeye]]”: In the first Halloween episode, Kenny gets crushed by the MIR space station and comes back to life as a zombie (thanks to a morgue accident involving Worcestershire sauce), causing a ZombieApocalypse, which the town thinks is a pinkeye epidemic. Meanwhile, Cartman gets in trouble for wearing a [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]] costume to school and Stan breaks up with Wendy after she goes to school dressed as Chewbacca rather than Raggedy Anne. Originally aired October 29, 1997.
1997
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E8StarvinMarvin Starvin' Marvin]]”: The boys send money to an African charity to get a sports watch, but they instead get an Ethiopian orphan which they name “Starvin' Marvin”, while Cartman gets sent to Ethiopia. Meanwhile, mutant turkeys attack South Park and Chef rallies everyone to fight back. Originally aired November 19, 1997.
1997
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E9MrHankeyTheChristmasPoo Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo]]”: In the 1997 Christmas Episode, lonely that he’s the only Jew in town, Kyle starts seeing a talking piece of feces that apparently only he can see, which leads him to get committed to a mental hospital. Meanwhile, Sheila's protesting over the Christmas play not catering to Jews leads to a wave of PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad as anything considered offensive around the holiday season is banned. Originally aired December 17, 1997.
1997
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E10Damien Damien]]”: Satan's son, Damien, enrolls in South Park Elementary to set up a boxing match between Jesus and the Devil. Meanwhile, Cartman prepares for his birthday. Originally aired February 4, 1998.
1998
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E11TomsRhinoplasty Tom’s Rhinoplasty]]”: While Mr. Garrison takes time off to get a nose job, a hot, female substitute threatens to break up Wendy and Stan. Originally aired February 11, 1998.
1998
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E12MechaStreisand Mecha-Streisand]]”: Cartman unearths a strange artifact and gives to Kyle -- which turns out to be a treasure Barbra Streisand needs to become Mecha Streisand. Originally aired February 18, 1998.
1998
# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E13CartmansMomIsADirtySlut Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut]]”: Cartman wonders who his father is, which becomes very difficult as his mother has slept with practically every man in town. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny tape Cartman's tea party playing and submits it to ''[[Series/AmericasFunniestHomeVideos America's Stupidest Home Videos]]''. Originally aired February 25, 1998.1998



#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E1TerranceAndPhilipInNotWithoutMyAnus Terrance and Phillip in: 'Not Without My Anus]]'": In this April Fools' Day episode that pre-empted the conclusion to the "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" two-parter," Terrance and Phillip travel to Iran to rescue Terrance's daughter, Sally, who is being held prisoner by Iranian cops. Originally aired April 1, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E2CartmansMomIsStillADirtySlut Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut]]": Just as Mephesto is about to reveal the identity of Eric Cartman's father, the genetic engineer is shot by a mysterious gunman and goes on the run. Cartman attempts to resume his quest to find his real father before it is never revealed. Originally aired April 22, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E3Chickenlover Chickenlover]]": A series of heinous crimes involving chickens being raped leads to a startling revelation -- Officer Barbrady is illiterate. With Barbrady quitting the police force so he can go back to school to learn how to read, Cartman takes over as the town's police force. Originally aired May 20, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E4IkesWeeWee Ike's Wee Wee]]": Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, is fired after a marijuana joint goes missing during a class lecture on the dangers of illegal drugs. Meanwhile, Ike tries to save his brother from being circumcised -- and finds out that Ike is adopted from Canada. Originally aired May 27, 1998.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E1TerranceAndPhilipInNotWithoutMyAnus Terrance and Phillip in: 'Not Without My Anus]]'": In this April Fools' Day episode that pre-empted the conclusion to the "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" two-parter," Terrance and Phillip travel to Iran to rescue Terrance's daughter, Sally, who is being held prisoner by Iranian cops. Originally aired April 1, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E2CartmansMomIsStillADirtySlut Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut]]": Just as Mephesto is about to reveal the identity of Eric Cartman's father, the genetic engineer is shot by a mysterious gunman and goes on the run. Cartman attempts to resume his quest to find his real father before it is never revealed. Originally aired April 22, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E3Chickenlover Chickenlover]]": A series of heinous crimes involving chickens being raped leads to a startling revelation -- Officer Barbrady is illiterate. With Barbrady quitting the police force so he can go back to school to learn how to read, Cartman takes over as the town's police force. Originally aired May 20, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E4IkesWeeWee Ike's Wee Wee]]": Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, is fired after a marijuana joint goes missing during a class lecture on the dangers of illegal drugs. Meanwhile, Ike tries to save his brother from being circumcised -- and finds out that Ike is adopted from Canada. Originally aired May 27, 1998.1998



#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E6TheMexicanStaringFrogOfSouthernSriLanka The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka]]": The boys get back at Jimbo and Ned for telling a false story about being in the Vietnam War. Meanwhile, a producer tries to re-invent ''Jesus and Pals'' to save it from low ratings. Originally aired June 10, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E7CityOnTheEdgeOfForever City on the Edge of Forever]]": In this clip show episode, Ms. Crabtree becomes a famous stand-up comedian while the South Park kids reminisce on all their adventures while stuck on a bus on the edge of a cliff. Originally aired June 17, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E8SummerSucks Summer Sucks]]": The town bans fireworks after a North Park kid gets injured and must come up with an alternative for their Fourth of July celebration. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison loses Mr. Hat to Brett Favre and Cartman struggles with swimming lessons in a pool full of urinating first graders. Originally aired June 24, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E9ChefsChocolateSaltyBalls Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls]]": A film festival from Los Angeles comes to South Park and corrupts it with their lack of culture. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to save Mr. Hankey from dying and Chef tries to cash in on the festival by selling his suggestively named treats, "Chocolate Salty Balls." Originally aired August 19, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E10Chickenpox Chickenpox]]": The boys' mothers force their children to hang out with Kenny so they can get chickenpox. Meanwhile, Kyle's mom tries to patch up the long-broken relationship between her husband and Kenny's dad. Originally aired August 26, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E11RogerEbertShouldLayOffTheFattyFoods Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods]]": The town is brainwashed by the curator of a planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a new Cheesy Poofs commercial. Originally aired September 2, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E12Clubhouses Clubhouses]]": The boys create a clubhouse so they can get girls to play "Truth or Dare". Meanwhile, Stan's parents divorce. Originally aired September 23, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E13CowDays Cow Days]]": An interracial couple wins a vacation to South Park on a game show. Meanwhile, Kyle uses Cartman for a bullriding contest and the South Park cows worship a statue. Originally aired September 30, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E14ChefAid Chef Aid]]": When Chef is sued for pointing out that Alanis Morissette's new song is actually a song he wrote years ago, the boys hire Chef's famous musician friends to raise money. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison suspects Mr. Hat of several attempts on Mr. Twig's life. Originally aired October 7, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E15Spookyfish Spookyfish]]": Beings from a parallel universe come to South Park, such as a nice version of Eric Cartman and a killer goldfish. Originally aired October 28, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E16MerryChristmasCharlieManson Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!]]": Stan runs away to visit Cartman's relatives in Nebraska. Meanwhile, Cartman's uncle and UsefulNotes/CharlesManson break out of prison, where they kidnap the kids and Manson learns the true meaning of Christmas. Originally aired December 9, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E17Gnomes Gnomes]]": The boys are forced to write a current events paper to save Mr. Garrison's job. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are grouped together with Tweek, a jittery child, who suggests that the presentation be on the "Underpants Gnomes", tiny men who sneak into his house and steal his underwear. Meanwhile, a local cafe, ran by Tweek's parents', is being threatened by a big-time corporate coffee shop. Originally aired December 16, 1998.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E18PrehistoricIceMan Prehistoric Ice Man]]": Stan and Kyle discover a man who has been trapped in the ice since 1996, but break up when they decide on different names for him. Meanwhile, the "ice man" tries to reconnect with his wife and kids. Originally aired January 20, 1999.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E6TheMexicanStaringFrogOfSouthernSriLanka The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka]]": The boys get back at Jimbo and Ned for telling a false story about being in the Vietnam War. Meanwhile, a producer tries to re-invent ''Jesus and Pals'' to save it from low ratings. Originally aired June 10, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E7CityOnTheEdgeOfForever City on the Edge of Forever]]": In this clip show episode, Ms. Crabtree becomes a famous stand-up comedian while the South Park kids reminisce on all their adventures while stuck on a bus on the edge of a cliff. Originally aired June 17, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E8SummerSucks Summer Sucks]]": The town bans fireworks after a North Park kid gets injured and must come up with an alternative for their Fourth of July celebration. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison loses Mr. Hat to Brett Favre and Cartman struggles with swimming lessons in a pool full of urinating first graders. Originally aired June 24, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E9ChefsChocolateSaltyBalls Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls]]": A film festival from Los Angeles comes to South Park and corrupts it with their lack of culture. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to save Mr. Hankey from dying and Chef tries to cash in on the festival by selling his suggestively named treats, "Chocolate Salty Balls." Originally aired August 19, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E10Chickenpox Chickenpox]]": The boys' mothers force their children to hang out with Kenny so they can get chickenpox. Meanwhile, Kyle's mom tries to patch up the long-broken relationship between her husband and Kenny's dad. Originally aired August 26, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E11RogerEbertShouldLayOffTheFattyFoods Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods]]": The town is brainwashed by the curator of a planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a new Cheesy Poofs commercial. Originally aired September 2, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E12Clubhouses Clubhouses]]": The boys create a clubhouse so they can get girls to play "Truth or Dare". Meanwhile, Stan's parents divorce. Originally aired September 23, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E13CowDays Cow Days]]": An interracial couple wins a vacation to South Park on a game show. Meanwhile, Kyle uses Cartman for a bullriding contest and the South Park cows worship a statue. Originally aired September 30, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E14ChefAid Chef Aid]]": When Chef is sued for pointing out that Alanis Morissette's new song is actually a song he wrote years ago, the boys hire Chef's famous musician friends to raise money. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison suspects Mr. Hat of several attempts on Mr. Twig's life. Originally aired October 7, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E15Spookyfish Spookyfish]]": Beings from a parallel universe come to South Park, such as a nice version of Eric Cartman and a killer goldfish. Originally aired October 28, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E16MerryChristmasCharlieManson Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!]]": Stan runs away to visit Cartman's relatives in Nebraska. Meanwhile, Cartman's uncle and UsefulNotes/CharlesManson break out of prison, where they kidnap the kids and Manson learns the true meaning of Christmas. Originally aired December 9, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E17Gnomes Gnomes]]": The boys are forced to write a current events paper to save Mr. Garrison's job. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are grouped together with Tweek, a jittery child, who suggests that the presentation be on the "Underpants Gnomes", tiny men who sneak into his house and steal his underwear. Meanwhile, a local cafe, ran by Tweek's parents', is being threatened by a big-time corporate coffee shop. Originally aired December 16, 1998.
1998
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS2E18PrehistoricIceMan Prehistoric Ice Man]]": Stan and Kyle discover a man who has been trapped in the ice since 1996, but break up when they decide on different names for him. Meanwhile, the "ice man" tries to reconnect with his wife and kids. Originally aired January 20, 1999.1999



#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E1RainforestSchmainforest Rainforest Schmainforest]]": Creator/JenniferAniston guest stars as Miss Stevens, a choir teacher who must contend with new members, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny (who are put in the club as punishment for disrupting class) during a trip to Costa Rica. Originally aired April 7, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E2SpontaneousCombustion Spontaneous Combustion]]": Randy must solve the problem when citizens start spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Cartman plays Jesus in a "Stations of the Cross" play and ends up stuck on the cross, and Kyle tries to find a "nerection" for his dad. Originally aired April 14, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E3Succubus Succubus]]": When Chef gets engaged to a strange woman, the boys are convinced that Chef's fiancee is a demon bent on sucking the life out of men. Meanwhile, Cartman is being bullied by his eye doctor. Originally aired April 21, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E4Jakovasaurus Jakovasaurus]]": The town saves a species from extinction, but finds that they are an extremely annoying race that only Cartman can stand. Originally aired June 16, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E5TweekVsCraig Tweek vs. Craig]]": The boys push two boys to fight each other. Meanwhile, Kenny gets put in Home Ec. to keep from dying in Shop class, and Mr. Adler (the shop teacher) copes with the loss of his wife, who drowned in a plane crash. Originally aired June 23, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E6SexualHarassmentPanda Sexual Harassment Panda]]": A man in a panda costume is hired to teach the kids about sexual harassment, leading Cartman to sue Stan (and all the kids to sue the school) over claims of being harassed, and end up bankrupting the school. Originally aired July 7, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E7CatOrgy Cat Orgy]]": In part one of this trilogy episode, Cartman's mom goes to a meteor shower party, and leaves her son with Stan's violent sister, Shelley. Meanwhile, Cartman's cat, Mr. Kitty, is in heat and goes searching for sex with other cats. Originally aired July 14, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E8TwoGuysNakedInAHotTub Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub]]": Part two of three. At the meteor shower party mentioned in the previous episode, Stan is stuck in a basement with a group of nerdy kids from school who become important to him when the ATF stakes out the party, thinking that the attendees will commit suicide when the meteor comes. Meanwhile, Randy feels uncomfortable after he and Gerald watch each other masturbate in a hot tub. Originally aired July 21, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E9Jewbilee Jewbilee]]": Conclusion. On the night of the aforementioned meteor shower, Kyle, Kenny, and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp where Moses appears. Originally aired July 28, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E10KornsGroovyPirateGhostMystery Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery]]": Nu metal band Korn guest stars in this episode where they are blamed for making Halloween immoral and the boys use Kyle's grandmother's corpse to scare the fifth graders. Originally aired October 27, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E11Chinpokomon Chinpokomon]]": The boys become fascinated with the latest fad from Japan, which turns out to be an insidious plot to have American children brainwashed into overthrowing the U.S. government. Originally aired November 3, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E12HookedOnMonkeyFonics Hooked on Monkey Fonics]]": A homeschooled boy decides to go to public school after winning the town spelling bee, much to his overprotective parent's fear. Meanwhile, Kyle falls for the boy's sister. Originally aired November 10, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E13StarvinMarvinInSpace Starvin Marvin in Space]]": The boys must save Starvin' Marvin from the government and a Christian group who cares more about converting people from third-world countries than giving them food, medical care, and shelter. Originally aired November 17, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E14TheRedBadgeOfGayness The Red Badge of Gayness]]": During a Civil War reenactment, Cartman (as General Lee) leads the Confederate army to attack the Union soldiers across America. Originally aired November 24, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E15MrHankeysChristmasClassics Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]]": Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas MusicalEpisode, featuring South Park characters singing twisted renditions of classic Christmas songs and a memorial piece to deceased voice actress Creator/MaryKayBergman. Originally aired December 1, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E16AreYouThereGodItsMeJesus Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus]]": Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for their menstrual cycles, prompting Kyle to lie about "getting his period" and Stan to ingest hormone pills so he will not feel left out. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Years' party and is worried God will not be there. Originally aired December 29, 1999.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E17WorldWideRecorderConcert World Wide Recorder Concert]]": The boys travel to Arkansas to perform at a recorder concert. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father about not being sexually molested as a child. Originally aired January 12, 2000.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E1RainforestSchmainforest Rainforest Schmainforest]]": Creator/JenniferAniston guest stars as Miss Stevens, a choir teacher who must contend with new members, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny (who are put in the club as punishment for disrupting class) during a trip to Costa Rica. Originally aired April 7, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E2SpontaneousCombustion Spontaneous Combustion]]": Randy must solve the problem when citizens start spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Cartman plays Jesus in a "Stations of the Cross" play and ends up stuck on the cross, and Kyle tries to find a "nerection" for his dad. Originally aired April 14, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E3Succubus Succubus]]": When Chef gets engaged to a strange woman, the boys are convinced that Chef's fiancee is a demon bent on sucking the life out of men. Meanwhile, Cartman is being bullied by his eye doctor. Originally aired April 21, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E4Jakovasaurus Jakovasaurus]]": The town saves a species from extinction, but finds that they are an extremely annoying race that only Cartman can stand. Originally aired June 16, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E5TweekVsCraig Tweek vs. Craig]]": The boys push two boys to fight each other. Meanwhile, Kenny gets put in Home Ec. to keep from dying in Shop class, and Mr. Adler (the shop teacher) copes with the loss of his wife, who drowned in a plane crash. Originally aired June 23, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E6SexualHarassmentPanda Sexual Harassment Panda]]": A man in a panda costume is hired to teach the kids about sexual harassment, leading Cartman to sue Stan (and all the kids to sue the school) over claims of being harassed, and end up bankrupting the school. Originally aired July 7, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E7CatOrgy Cat Orgy]]": In part one of this trilogy episode, Cartman's mom goes to a meteor shower party, and leaves her son with Stan's violent sister, Shelley. Meanwhile, Cartman's cat, Mr. Kitty, is in heat and goes searching for sex with other cats. Originally aired July 14, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E8TwoGuysNakedInAHotTub Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub]]": Part two of three. At the meteor shower party mentioned in the previous episode, Stan is stuck in a basement with a group of nerdy kids from school who become important to him when the ATF stakes out the party, thinking that the attendees will commit suicide when the meteor comes. Meanwhile, Randy feels uncomfortable after he and Gerald watch each other masturbate in a hot tub. Originally aired July 21, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E9Jewbilee Jewbilee]]": Conclusion. On the night of the aforementioned meteor shower, Kyle, Kenny, and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp where Moses appears. Originally aired July 28, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E10KornsGroovyPirateGhostMystery Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery]]": Nu metal band Korn guest stars in this episode where they are blamed for making Halloween immoral and the boys use Kyle's grandmother's corpse to scare the fifth graders. Originally aired October 27, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E11Chinpokomon Chinpokomon]]": The boys become fascinated with the latest fad from Japan, which turns out to be an insidious plot to have American children brainwashed into overthrowing the U.S. government. Originally aired November 3, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E12HookedOnMonkeyFonics Hooked on Monkey Fonics]]": A homeschooled boy decides to go to public school after winning the town spelling bee, much to his overprotective parent's fear. Meanwhile, Kyle falls for the boy's sister. Originally aired November 10, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E13StarvinMarvinInSpace Starvin Marvin in Space]]": The boys must save Starvin' Marvin from the government and a Christian group who cares more about converting people from third-world countries than giving them food, medical care, and shelter. Originally aired November 17, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E14TheRedBadgeOfGayness The Red Badge of Gayness]]": During a Civil War reenactment, Cartman (as General Lee) leads the Confederate army to attack the Union soldiers across America. Originally aired November 24, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E15MrHankeysChristmasClassics Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]]": Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas MusicalEpisode, featuring South Park characters singing twisted renditions of classic Christmas songs and a memorial piece to deceased voice actress Creator/MaryKayBergman. Originally aired December 1, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E16AreYouThereGodItsMeJesus Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus]]": Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for their menstrual cycles, prompting Kyle to lie about "getting his period" and Stan to ingest hormone pills so he will not feel left out. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Years' party and is worried God will not be there. Originally aired December 29, 1999.
1999
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS3E17WorldWideRecorderConcert World Wide Recorder Concert]]": The boys travel to Arkansas to perform at a recorder concert. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father about not being sexually molested as a child. Originally aired January 12, 2000.2000



#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E1TheToothFairysTats2000 The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000]]": The boys plan to get rich off a scheme involving the tooth fairy, which attracts the attention of an unusual crime boss. Meanwhile, Kyle ponders his existence after his parents tell him the truth about the tooth fairy. Originally aired April 5, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E2CartmansSillyHateCrime2000 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000]]": After hitting Token in the head with a rock, Cartman gets arrested after FBI agents claim that he committed a hate crime, since the victim was African-American. Originally aired April 12, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E3Timmy2000 Timmy 2000]]": All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder after the new, mentally handicapped student Timmy is misdiagnosed himself. Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skyler's rock band, and Phil Collins plots to separate them. Originally aired April 19, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E4Quintuplets2000 Quintuplets 2000]]": Stan's family take in a grandmother and her quintuplet granddaughters from Romania who are on the run from the American and Romanian government. Meanwhile, Kenny practices opera singing and he eventually becomes famous in Eastern Europe. Originally aired April 26, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E5CartmanJoinsNAMBLA Cartman Joins NAMBLA]]": Cartman's search for mature friends lands him as the poster child for NAMBLA (the North American Man Boy Love Association, which, shockingly, is a RealLife organization). Meanwhile, Kenny's parents plan to have another baby, and Kenny does what he can to sabotage it. Originally aired June 21, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E6CherokeeHairTampons Cherokee Hair Tampons]]": Kyle comes down with diabetes-related kidney failure, and the only way to save him is with a kidney transplant, but Kyle's mom (and everyone else in town) opts for holistic medicine from a shop run by a woman named Miss Information and her "Native American" assistants (voiced by stoner comedian duo Cheech and Chong). Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novelist after getting fired for incompetence and [[{{CallBack}} getting arrested for soliciting sex from a minor]]. Originally aired June 28, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E7ChefGoesNanners Chef Goes Nanners]]": Chef protests against the racist imagery on the South Park flag, though the kids don't see what's wrong with it. Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she begins to have a crush on Cartman. Originally aired July 5, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E8SomethingYouCanDoWithYourFinger Something You Can Do With Your Finger]]": Cartman ropes in Stan, Kyle, a cross-dressed Wendy, and Kenny into creating Finger Bang, a boy band in the quest to get $10 million, but Randy forbids Stan to join. Originally aired July 12, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E9DoTheHandicappedGoToHell Do The Handicapped Go to Hell?]]": Part one of two. The boys question whether the handicapped (Timmy) or Jews (Ike and Kyle) go to Heaven, while Saddam Hussein returns to Hell, leading to an awkward reunion with Satan. Originally aired July 19, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E10Probably Probably]]": Conclusion. Cartman and the boys start their own church against the wishes of their parents. Meanwhile, Satan must choose between two of his lovers. Originally aired July 26, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E11FourthGrade 4th Grade]]": The boys enter fourth grade, and build a time machine to go back to the third grade. Meanwhile, the fourth grade teacher Ms. Choksondik (notorious for her sagging breasts and lazy eye) seeks help in controlling the students from Mr. Garrison, who is now a hermit who won't come to terms with his homosexuality. Originally aired November 8, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E12TrapperKeeper Trapper Keeper]]": A man from the future wants Cartman's new Trapper Keeper. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class holds an election for class president with confusing results in the voting. Originally aired November 15, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E13HelenKellerTheMusical Helen Keller: The Musical]]": Timmy attempts to find a live turkey for the Thanksgiving play. Originally aired November 22, 2000.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E1TheToothFairysTats2000 The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000]]": The boys plan to get rich off a scheme involving the tooth fairy, which attracts the attention of an unusual crime boss. Meanwhile, Kyle ponders his existence after his parents tell him the truth about the tooth fairy. Originally aired April 5, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E2CartmansSillyHateCrime2000 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000]]": After hitting Token in the head with a rock, Cartman gets arrested after FBI agents claim that he committed a hate crime, since the victim was African-American. Originally aired April 12, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E3Timmy2000 Timmy 2000]]": All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder after the new, mentally handicapped student Timmy is misdiagnosed himself. Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skyler's rock band, and Phil Collins plots to separate them. Originally aired April 19, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E4Quintuplets2000 Quintuplets 2000]]": Stan's family take in a grandmother and her quintuplet granddaughters from Romania who are on the run from the American and Romanian government. Meanwhile, Kenny practices opera singing and he eventually becomes famous in Eastern Europe. Originally aired April 26, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E5CartmanJoinsNAMBLA Cartman Joins NAMBLA]]": Cartman's search for mature friends lands him as the poster child for NAMBLA (the North American Man Boy Love Association, which, shockingly, is a RealLife organization). Meanwhile, Kenny's parents plan to have another baby, and Kenny does what he can to sabotage it. Originally aired June 21, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E6CherokeeHairTampons Cherokee Hair Tampons]]": Kyle comes down with diabetes-related kidney failure, and the only way to save him is with a kidney transplant, but Kyle's mom (and everyone else in town) opts for holistic medicine from a shop run by a woman named Miss Information and her "Native American" assistants (voiced by stoner comedian duo Cheech and Chong). Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novelist after getting fired for incompetence and [[{{CallBack}} getting arrested for soliciting sex from a minor]]. Originally aired June 28, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E7ChefGoesNanners Chef Goes Nanners]]": Chef protests against the racist imagery on the South Park flag, though the kids don't see what's wrong with it. Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she begins to have a crush on Cartman. Originally aired July 5, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E8SomethingYouCanDoWithYourFinger Something You Can Do With Your Finger]]": Cartman ropes in Stan, Kyle, a cross-dressed Wendy, and Kenny into creating Finger Bang, a boy band in the quest to get $10 million, but Randy forbids Stan to join. Originally aired July 12, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E9DoTheHandicappedGoToHell Do The Handicapped Go to Hell?]]": Part one of two. The boys question whether the handicapped (Timmy) or Jews (Ike and Kyle) go to Heaven, while Saddam Hussein returns to Hell, leading to an awkward reunion with Satan. Originally aired July 19, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E10Probably Probably]]": Conclusion. Cartman and the boys start their own church against the wishes of their parents. Meanwhile, Satan must choose between two of his lovers. Originally aired July 26, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E11FourthGrade 4th Grade]]": The boys enter fourth grade, and build a time machine to go back to the third grade. Meanwhile, the fourth grade teacher Ms. Choksondik (notorious for her sagging breasts and lazy eye) seeks help in controlling the students from Mr. Garrison, who is now a hermit who won't come to terms with his homosexuality. Originally aired November 8, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E12TrapperKeeper Trapper Keeper]]": A man from the future wants Cartman's new Trapper Keeper. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class holds an election for class president with confusing results in the voting. Originally aired November 15, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E13HelenKellerTheMusical Helen Keller: The Musical]]": Timmy attempts to find a live turkey for the Thanksgiving play. Originally aired November 22, 2000.2000



#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E15FatCamp Fat Camp]]": Cartman is sent to a weight loss camp. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for doing disgusting and shocking things for money, ''a la'' Tom Green and Johnny Knoxville. Originally aired December 6, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E16TheWackyMolestationAdventure The Wacky Molestation Adventure]]": After Kyle is barred from going to a Raging Pussies concert, Cartman tells him that he can easily get rid of his parents by calling the cops on them, claiming that his parents sexually molested him and his brother. When word spreads of this new way to rid the town of adults, the kids are left to fend for themselves, leading to chaos that only an out-of-town couple on their way to a job interview can stop. Originally aired December 13, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E17AVeryCrappyChristmas A Very Crappy Christmas]]": Kyle is upset when Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer, so he and the other boys create a Christmas cartoon based on Parker and Stone's "The Spirit of Christmas." Last episode to be animated in Powerball. Originally aired December 20, 2000.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E15FatCamp Fat Camp]]": Cartman is sent to a weight loss camp. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for doing disgusting and shocking things for money, ''a la'' Tom Green and Johnny Knoxville. Originally aired December 6, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E16TheWackyMolestationAdventure The Wacky Molestation Adventure]]": After Kyle is barred from going to a Raging Pussies concert, Cartman tells him that he can easily get rid of his parents by calling the cops on them, claiming that his parents sexually molested him and his brother. When word spreads of this new way to rid the town of adults, the kids are left to fend for themselves, leading to chaos that only an out-of-town couple on their way to a job interview can stop. Originally aired December 13, 2000.
2000
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E17AVeryCrappyChristmas A Very Crappy Christmas]]": Kyle is upset when Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer, so he and the other boys create a Christmas cartoon based on Parker and Stone's "The Spirit of Christmas." Last episode to be animated in Powerball. Originally aired December 20, 2000.2000



#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E1ItHitsTheFan It Hits the Fan]]": The boundaries of appropriate language on TV gets mowed down in this episode, where the town freely begins using the word "shit" (and Mr. Garrison freely uses the word "fag" when he realizes he can say it now that he's an open homosexual) which causes people to die from the plague, and a band of strange knights appear to stop people from saying, "shit." First episode to be animated in Autodesk Maya. Originally aired June 20, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E2CrippleFight Cripple Fight]]": Timmy tries to get rid of a new crippled kid named Jimmy, while Big Gay Al is fired from being a Boy Scout troop leader out of fear that he'll sexually molest the boys. Originally aired June 27, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E3SuperBestFriends Super Best Friends]]": A cult that worships David Blaine comes to South Park, but soon has brainwashed the boys, except for Stan, leading him to get the "Super Best Friends" (a group of religious figures who team up to save the world) into saving the world and into trying to destroy Blaine.[[note]]In the wake of the backlash from the "200"/"201" two-parter, this episode has been pulled due to an uncensored depiction of Mohammed. The season five DVD set and torrent downloading are really the only places that still have this episode, as Netflix and Hulu streaming, TV syndication, and even the show's own website doesn't have the episode anymore[[/note]] Originally aired July 4, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E4ScottTenormanMustDie Scott Tenorman Must Die]]": A WhamEpisode where Cartman gets revenge on an older boy named Scott Tenorman after he sells Cartman his pubic hair and keeps tricking him out of his allowance. Originally aired July 11, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E5TerranceAndPhillipBehindTheBlow Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow]]": The boys try to reunite Terrance and Phillip, who are feuding against each other and have broken up (Terrence is still doing his act while Phillip has moved on to Shakespearean acting), so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly. Originally aired July 18, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E6Cartmanland Cartmanland]]": Cartman inherits $1,000,000 from his dead grandmother and buys out North Park Funland as his own personal playground. Meanwhile, Kyle develops a terrible hemorrhoid and begins to lose his faith in God. Originally aired July 25, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E7ProperCondomUse Proper Condom Use]]": The school is forced to teach sex education to the students at a younger age after the boys are found beating off dogs, leading to a gender war because of incompetent teaching methods. Originally aired August 1, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E8Towelie Towelie]]": In order to get their video game console back, the boys must bring an animated, drug smoking towel to the government from the feud between paramilitaries and extraterrestrials. Originally aired August 8, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E9OsamaBinLadenHasFartyPants Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]]": The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat given as a gift, where Stan and Kyle fight with Afghan kids over America's reputation and Cartman fights Osama bin Laden in the style of 1940s World War Two propaganda cartoons during the aftermath of the attacks and the Afghanistan-American war. This episode is the first to air after the September 11, 2001 attack of the World Trade Center. Originally aired November 7, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E10HowToEatWithYourButt How to Eat With Your Butt]]": Cartman "blows a funny fuse" when his prank of putting Kenny's butt on a milk carton prompts a family with butts for faces to come to South Park in search of their long lost son. Meanwhile, Butters gets grounded for his supposedly bad school photo. Originally aired November 14, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E11TheEntity The Entity]]": Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical nebbishy Jewish boy also named Kyle, comes to stay with him. Meanwhile, Mr Garrison invents a new means of transportation to combat against airline budget cuts, ridiculous safety measures, and security incompetence following the 09/11/2001 attacks. Originally aired November 21, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E12HereComesTheNeighborhood Here Comes the Neighborhood]]": Rich, black families move into the predominantly white South Park, prompting the locals to be prejudiced against them for being wealthy. Originally aired November 28, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E13KennyDies Kenny Dies]]": Kenny's RunningGag gets PlayedForDrama as he's put in the hospital for a muscular disorder that may kill him. Meanwhile, Cartman uses stem cells to clone his favorite restaurant. Kenny would later come back to life in the 6th season finale Red Sleigh Down. Originally aired December 5, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E14ButtersVeryOwnEpisode Butters' Very Own Episode]]": A DayInTheLimelight episode centered on Butters Stotch, a cheery, little boy whose mom tries to kill him after Butters discovers that his father goes to gay bathhouses. Originally aired December 12, 2001.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E1ItHitsTheFan It Hits the Fan]]": The boundaries of appropriate language on TV gets mowed down in this episode, where the town freely begins using the word "shit" (and Mr. Garrison freely uses the word "fag" when he realizes he can say it now that he's an open homosexual) which causes people to die from the plague, and a band of strange knights appear to stop people from saying, "shit." First episode to be animated in Autodesk Maya. Originally aired June 20, 2001.
2001
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E2CrippleFight Cripple Fight]]": Timmy tries to get rid of a new crippled kid named Jimmy, while Big Gay Al is fired from being a Boy Scout troop leader out of fear that he'll sexually molest the boys. Originally aired June 27, 2001.
2001
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E3SuperBestFriends Super Best Friends]]": A cult that worships David Blaine comes to South Park, but soon has brainwashed the boys, except for Stan, leading him to get the "Super Best Friends" (a group of religious figures who team up to save the world) into saving the world and into trying to destroy Blaine.[[note]]In the wake of the backlash from the "200"/"201" two-parter, this episode has been pulled due to an uncensored depiction of Mohammed. The season five DVD set and torrent downloading are really the only places that still have this episode, as Netflix and Hulu streaming, TV syndication, and even the show's own website doesn't have the episode anymore[[/note]] Originally aired July 4, 2001.
2001
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E4ScottTenormanMustDie Scott Tenorman Must Die]]": A WhamEpisode where Cartman gets revenge on an older boy named Scott Tenorman after he sells Cartman his pubic hair and keeps tricking him out of his allowance. Originally aired July 11, 2001.
2001
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E5TerranceAndPhillipBehindTheBlow Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow]]": The boys try to reunite Terrance and Phillip, who are feuding against each other and have broken up (Terrence is still doing his act while Phillip has moved on to Shakespearean acting), so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly. Originally aired July 18, 2001.
2001
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E6Cartmanland Cartmanland]]": Cartman inherits $1,000,000 from his dead grandmother and buys out North Park Funland as his own personal playground. Meanwhile, Kyle develops a terrible hemorrhoid and begins to lose his faith in God. Originally aired July 25, 2001.
2001
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E7ProperCondomUse Proper Condom Use]]": The school is forced to teach sex education to the students at a younger age after the boys are found beating off dogs, leading to a gender war because of incompetent teaching methods. Originally aired August 1, 2001.
2001
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E8Towelie Towelie]]": In order to get their video game console back, the boys must bring an animated, drug smoking towel to the government from the feud between paramilitaries and extraterrestrials. Originally aired August 8, 2001.
2001
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E9OsamaBinLadenHasFartyPants Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]]": The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat given as a gift, where Stan and Kyle fight with Afghan kids over America's reputation and Cartman fights Osama bin Laden in the style of 1940s World War Two propaganda cartoons during the aftermath of the attacks and the Afghanistan-American war. This episode is the first to air after the September 11, 2001 attack of the World Trade Center. Originally aired November 7, 2001.
2001
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E10HowToEatWithYourButt How to Eat With Your Butt]]": Cartman "blows a funny fuse" when his prank of putting Kenny's butt on a milk carton prompts a family with butts for faces to come to South Park in search of their long lost son. Meanwhile, Butters gets grounded for his supposedly bad school photo. Originally aired November 14, 2001.
2001
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E11TheEntity The Entity]]": Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical nebbishy Jewish boy also named Kyle, comes to stay with him. Meanwhile, Mr Garrison invents a new means of transportation to combat against airline budget cuts, ridiculous safety measures, and security incompetence following the 09/11/2001 attacks. Originally aired November 21, 2001.
2001
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E12HereComesTheNeighborhood Here Comes the Neighborhood]]": Rich, black families move into the predominantly white South Park, prompting the locals to be prejudiced against them for being wealthy. Originally aired November 28, 2001.
2001
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E13KennyDies Kenny Dies]]": Kenny's RunningGag gets PlayedForDrama as he's put in the hospital for a muscular disorder that may kill him. Meanwhile, Cartman uses stem cells to clone his favorite restaurant. Kenny would later come back to life in the 6th season finale Red Sleigh Down. Originally aired December 5, 2001.
2001
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E14ButtersVeryOwnEpisode Butters' Very Own Episode]]": A DayInTheLimelight episode centered on Butters Stotch, a cheery, little boy whose mom tries to kill him after Butters discovers that his father goes to gay bathhouses. Originally aired December 12, 2001.2001



#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E1JaredHasAides Jared Has Aides]]": Weight loss advocate and Subway spokesman Jared Fogle incurs the wrath of the town after he announces that he lost weight because he has aides (misinterpreted as AIDS). Meanwhile, the boys use Butters as their spokesman for a local Chinese restaurant. Originally aired March 6, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E2Asspen Asspen]]": Stan is dragged into a skiing competition with a plot straight out of a teen rom-com from the 1980s, while their parents are imprisoned at a timeshare seminar, and forced at gunpoint to buy some. Originally aired March 13, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E3FreakStrike Freak Strike]]": The boys disguise Butters as a victim of a birth defect so they can win a prize on ''The Maury Povich Show'', but when the freaks go on strike and the show's topic goes from "People with Birth Defects" to "Help Control My Wild Teenage Daughter," Cartman poses as a wild teen girl. Originally aired March 20, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E4FunWithVeal Fun With Veal]]": The boys try to save baby cows after a trip to a slaughterhouse opens their eyes on what veal really is. Originally aired March 27, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E5TheNewTerranceAndPhillipMovieTrailer The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer]]": The boys have to sit through a boring TV show starring Russell Crowe to see a trailer for the new ''Terrance and Phillip'' movie, but risk missing it when Shelley sends the boys out to buy tampons and the boys try to find another TV to watch the trailer. Originally aired April 3, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E6ProfessorChaos Professor Chaos]]": The boys try to find a replacement for Butters, who becomes a supervillain after being kicked out of the group. Originally aired April 10, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E7SimpsonsAlreadyDidIt Simpsons Already Did It]]": Picking up where "Professor Chaos" left off, Butters goes insane after realizing all of his plots to destroy the world have been done before on FOX's long-running animated sitcom, ''TheSimpsons''. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a miniature society of sea people in his aquarium (which, coincidentally, ''was'' the plot of a "Treehouse of Horror" story from ''The Simpsons''). Originally aired June 26, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E8RedHotCatholicLove Red Hot Catholic Love]]": Due to the wave of claims that children have been sexually molested by religious figures (Catholic priests, especially), Priest Maxi (the local priest from the only church the town has) tries to bring about reform, the South Park parents convert to atheism, and Cartman wins a bet with Kyle that he can defecate from his mouth, which becomes the new way of eating. Originally aired July 3, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E9FreeHat Free Hat]]": The boys form a club to try to stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from releasing edited versions of their classic films, offering a free hat to those who join, but the townspeople mistake it as a call to free a child murderer named Hat [=McCullough=] from prison. Originally aired July 10, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E10BebesBoobsDestroySociety Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society]]": The boys in class start acting weird when Bebe begins to develop breasts, while Wendy Testaburger gets implants so the boys will notice her. Originally aired July 17, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E11ChildAbductionIsNotFunny Child Abduction Is Not Funny]]": The parents hire Tuong Lu Kim to build a wall around the city to protect the children from kidnappers, but end up letting their kids go after learning that parents are more likely to abduct their own children than total strangers. Originally aired July 24, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E12ALadderToHeaven A Ladder to Heaven]]": The boys build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a coupon needed for a candy store shopping spree, which leads to reports that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction in Heaven. Meanwhile, Cartman mistakes Kenny's ashes for chocolate milk mix and becomes possessed by his spirit. Originally aired November 6, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E13TheReturnOfTheFellowshipOfTheRingToTheTwoTowers The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers]]": A parody of the ''Lord of the Rings'' film trilogy, in which the boys return a video that they believe has evil powers, when, in actuality, it's a porno. Originally aired November 13, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E14TheDeathCampOfTolerance The Death Camp of Tolerance]]": Mr. Garrison tries to get fired for discrimination by performing inappropriate acts in class with his new teaching assistant Mr. Slave so he can file a lawsuit against the school, but the school administration instead sends the students to a "tolerance camp" to learn how to deal with people of different walks of life. Originally aired November 20, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E15TheBiggestDoucheInTheUniverse The Biggest Douche in the Universe]]"[[note]]usually retitled "The Biggest..." on cable and paper TV guides due to censorship[[/note]]: Chef’s parents try to exorcise Kenny’s spirit from Cartman. Meanwhile, Stan calls out ''Crossing Over'' host and alleged spiritual medium John Edward for providing false hope to people whose loved ones have died. Originally aired November 27, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E16MyFutureSelfNMe My Future Self 'n Me]]": Stan meets a man who claims to be Stan in the future after a life of abusing drugs and alcohol. Meanwhile, Cartman starts a "revenge business". Originally aired December 4, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E17RedSleighDown Red Sleigh Down]]": In the Christmas Special for 2002, Cartman tries to bring Christmas to the downtrodden in Iraq to get on Santa’s "nice" list. Kenny returns in this episode after being dead for a year. Parody of the film Black Hawk Down. Originally aired December 11, 2002.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E1JaredHasAides Jared Has Aides]]": Weight loss advocate and Subway spokesman Jared Fogle incurs the wrath of the town after he announces that he lost weight because he has aides (misinterpreted as AIDS). Meanwhile, the boys use Butters as their spokesman for a local Chinese restaurant. Originally aired March 6, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E2Asspen Asspen]]": Stan is dragged into a skiing competition with a plot straight out of a teen rom-com from the 1980s, while their parents are imprisoned at a timeshare seminar, and forced at gunpoint to buy some. Originally aired March 13, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E3FreakStrike Freak Strike]]": The boys disguise Butters as a victim of a birth defect so they can win a prize on ''The Maury Povich Show'', but when the freaks go on strike and the show's topic goes from "People with Birth Defects" to "Help Control My Wild Teenage Daughter," Cartman poses as a wild teen girl. Originally aired March 20, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E4FunWithVeal Fun With Veal]]": The boys try to save baby cows after a trip to a slaughterhouse opens their eyes on what veal really is. Originally aired March 27, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E5TheNewTerranceAndPhillipMovieTrailer The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer]]": The boys have to sit through a boring TV show starring Russell Crowe to see a trailer for the new ''Terrance and Phillip'' movie, but risk missing it when Shelley sends the boys out to buy tampons and the boys try to find another TV to watch the trailer. Originally aired April 3, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E6ProfessorChaos Professor Chaos]]": The boys try to find a replacement for Butters, who becomes a supervillain after being kicked out of the group. Originally aired April 10, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E7SimpsonsAlreadyDidIt Simpsons Already Did It]]": Picking up where "Professor Chaos" left off, Butters goes insane after realizing all of his plots to destroy the world have been done before on FOX's long-running animated sitcom, ''TheSimpsons''. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a miniature society of sea people in his aquarium (which, coincidentally, ''was'' the plot of a "Treehouse of Horror" story from ''The Simpsons''). Originally aired June 26, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E8RedHotCatholicLove Red Hot Catholic Love]]": Due to the wave of claims that children have been sexually molested by religious figures (Catholic priests, especially), Priest Maxi (the local priest from the only church the town has) tries to bring about reform, the South Park parents convert to atheism, and Cartman wins a bet with Kyle that he can defecate from his mouth, which becomes the new way of eating. Originally aired July 3, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E9FreeHat Free Hat]]": The boys form a club to try to stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from releasing edited versions of their classic films, offering a free hat to those who join, but the townspeople mistake it as a call to free a child murderer named Hat [=McCullough=] from prison. Originally aired July 10, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E10BebesBoobsDestroySociety Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society]]": The boys in class start acting weird when Bebe begins to develop breasts, while Wendy Testaburger gets implants so the boys will notice her. Originally aired July 17, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E11ChildAbductionIsNotFunny Child Abduction Is Not Funny]]": The parents hire Tuong Lu Kim to build a wall around the city to protect the children from kidnappers, but end up letting their kids go after learning that parents are more likely to abduct their own children than total strangers. Originally aired July 24, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E12ALadderToHeaven A Ladder to Heaven]]": The boys build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a coupon needed for a candy store shopping spree, which leads to reports that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction in Heaven. Meanwhile, Cartman mistakes Kenny's ashes for chocolate milk mix and becomes possessed by his spirit. Originally aired November 6, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E13TheReturnOfTheFellowshipOfTheRingToTheTwoTowers The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers]]": A parody of the ''Lord of the Rings'' film trilogy, in which the boys return a video that they believe has evil powers, when, in actuality, it's a porno. Originally aired November 13, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E14TheDeathCampOfTolerance The Death Camp of Tolerance]]": Mr. Garrison tries to get fired for discrimination by performing inappropriate acts in class with his new teaching assistant Mr. Slave so he can file a lawsuit against the school, but the school administration instead sends the students to a "tolerance camp" to learn how to deal with people of different walks of life. Originally aired November 20, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E15TheBiggestDoucheInTheUniverse The Biggest Douche in the Universe]]"[[note]]usually retitled "The Biggest..." on cable and paper TV guides due to censorship[[/note]]: Chef’s parents try to exorcise Kenny’s spirit from Cartman. Meanwhile, Stan calls out ''Crossing Over'' host and alleged spiritual medium John Edward for providing false hope to people whose loved ones have died. Originally aired November 27, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E16MyFutureSelfNMe My Future Self 'n Me]]": Stan meets a man who claims to be Stan in the future after a life of abusing drugs and alcohol. Meanwhile, Cartman starts a "revenge business". Originally aired December 4, 2002.
2002
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E17RedSleighDown Red Sleigh Down]]": In the Christmas Special for 2002, Cartman tries to bring Christmas to the downtrodden in Iraq to get on Santa’s "nice" list. Kenny returns in this episode after being dead for a year. Parody of the film Black Hawk Down. Originally aired December 11, 2002.2002
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# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E9MrHankeyTheChristmasPoo Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo]]”: Lonely that he’s the only Jew in town, Kyle starts seeing a talking piece of feces that apparently only he can see, which leads him to get committed to a mental hospital. Meanwhile, Sheila's protesting over the Christmas play not catering to Jews leads to a wave of PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad as anything considered offensive around the holiday season is banned. Originally aired December 17, 1997.

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# “[[Recap/SouthParkS1E9MrHankeyTheChristmasPoo Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo]]”: Lonely In the 1997 Christmas Episode, lonely that he’s the only Jew in town, Kyle starts seeing a talking piece of feces that apparently only he can see, which leads him to get committed to a mental hospital. Meanwhile, Sheila's protesting over the Christmas play not catering to Jews leads to a wave of PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad as anything considered offensive around the holiday season is banned. Originally aired December 17, 1997.
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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E13KennyDies Kenny Dies]]": Kenny's RunningGag gets PlayedForDrama as he's put in the hospital for a muscular disorder that may kill him. Meanwhile, Cartman uses stem cells to clone his favorite restaurant. Kenny would later come back to life in the 6th season finale Red Sleigh Down, the Christmas Special for 2002. Originally aired December 5, 2001.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E13KennyDies Kenny Dies]]": Kenny's RunningGag gets PlayedForDrama as he's put in the hospital for a muscular disorder that may kill him. Meanwhile, Cartman uses stem cells to clone his favorite restaurant. Kenny would later come back to life in the 6th season finale Red Sleigh Down, the Christmas Special for 2002.Down. Originally aired December 5, 2001.



#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E1JaredHasAides Jared Has Aides]]": Weight loss advocate and Subway spokesman Jared Fogle incurs the wrath of the town after he announces that he lost weight because he has aides (misinterpreted as AIDS). Meanwhile, the boys use Butters as their spokesman for a local Chinese restaurant.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E2Asspen Asspen]]": Stan is dragged into a skiing competition with a plot straight out of a teen rom-com from the 1980s, while their parents are imprisoned at a timeshare seminar, and forced at gunpoint to buy some.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E3FreakStrike Freak Strike]]": The boys disguise Butters as a victim of a birth defect so they can win a prize on ''The Maury Povich Show'', but when the freaks go on strike and the show's topic goes from "People with Birth Defects" to "Help Control My Wild Teenage Daughter," Cartman poses as a wild teen girl.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E4FunWithVeal Fun With Veal]]": The boys try to save baby cows after a trip to a slaughterhouse opens their eyes on what veal really is.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E5TheNewTerranceAndPhillipMovieTrailer The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer]]": The boys have to sit through a boring TV show starring Russell Crowe to see a trailer for the new ''Terrance and Phillip'' movie, but risk missing it when Shelley sends the boys out to buy tampons and the boys try to find another TV to watch the trailer.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E6ProfessorChaos Professor Chaos]]": The boys try to find a replacement for Butters, who becomes a supervillain after being kicked out of the group.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E7SimpsonsAlreadyDidIt Simpsons Already Did It]]": Picking up where "Professor Chaos" left off, Butters goes insane after realizing all of his plots to destroy the world have been done before on FOX's long-running animated sitcom, ''TheSimpsons''. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a miniature society of sea people in his aquarium (which, coincidentally, ''was'' the plot of a "Treehouse of Horror" story from ''The Simpsons'')
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E8RedHotCatholicLove Red Hot Catholic Love]]": Due to the wave of claims that children have been sexually molested by religious figures (Catholic priests, especially), Priest Maxi (the local priest from the only church the town has) tries to bring about reform, the South Park parents convert to atheism, and Cartman wins a bet with Kyle that he can defecate from his mouth, which becomes the new way of eating.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E9FreeHat Free Hat]]": The boys form a club to try to stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from releasing edited versions of their classic films, offering a free hat to those who join, but the townspeople mistake it as a call to free a child murderer named Hat [=McCullough=] from prison.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E10BebesBoobsDestroySociety Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society]]": The boys in class start acting weird when Bebe begins to develop breasts, while Wendy Testaburger gets implants so the boys will notice her.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E11ChildAbductionIsNotFunny Child Abduction Is Not Funny]]": The parents hire Tuong Lu Kim to build a wall around the city to protect the children from kidnappers, but end up letting their kids go after learning that parents are more likely to abduct their own children than total strangers.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E12ALadderToHeaven A Ladder to Heaven]]": The boys build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a coupon needed for a candy store shopping spree, which leads to reports that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction in Heaven. Meanwhile, Cartman mistakes Kenny's ashes for chocolate milk mix and becomes possessed by his spirit.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E13TheReturnOfTheFellowshipOfTheRingToTheTwoTowers The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers]]": A parody of the ''Lord of the Rings'' film trilogy, in which the boys return a video that they believe has evil powers, when, in actuality, it's a porno.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E14TheDeathCampOfTolerance The Death Camp of Tolerance]]": Mr. Garrison tries to get fired for discrimination by performing inappropriate acts in class with his new teaching assistant Mr. Slave so he can file a lawsuit against the school, but the school administration instead sends the students to a "tolerance camp" to learn how to deal with people of different walks of life.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E15TheBiggestDoucheInTheUniverse The Biggest Douche in the Universe]]"[[note]]usually retitled "The Biggest..." on cable and paper TV guides due to censorship[[/note]]: Chef’s parents try to exorcise Kenny’s spirit from Cartman. Meanwhile, Stan calls out ''Crossing Over'' host and alleged spiritual medium John Edward for providing false hope to people whose loved ones have died.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E16MyFutureSelfNMe My Future Self 'n Me]]": Stan meets a man who claims to be Stan in the future after a life of abusing drugs and alcohol. Meanwhile, Cartman starts a "revenge business".
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E17RedSleighDown Red Sleigh Down]]": In this parody of Black Hawk Down, Cartman tries to bring Christmas to the downtrodden in Iraq to get on Santa’s "nice" list.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E1JaredHasAides Jared Has Aides]]": Weight loss advocate and Subway spokesman Jared Fogle incurs the wrath of the town after he announces that he lost weight because he has aides (misinterpreted as AIDS). Meanwhile, the boys use Butters as their spokesman for a local Chinese restaurant.
restaurant. Originally aired March 6, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E2Asspen Asspen]]": Stan is dragged into a skiing competition with a plot straight out of a teen rom-com from the 1980s, while their parents are imprisoned at a timeshare seminar, and forced at gunpoint to buy some.
some. Originally aired March 13, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E3FreakStrike Freak Strike]]": The boys disguise Butters as a victim of a birth defect so they can win a prize on ''The Maury Povich Show'', but when the freaks go on strike and the show's topic goes from "People with Birth Defects" to "Help Control My Wild Teenage Daughter," Cartman poses as a wild teen girl.
girl. Originally aired March 20, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E4FunWithVeal Fun With Veal]]": The boys try to save baby cows after a trip to a slaughterhouse opens their eyes on what veal really is.
is. Originally aired March 27, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E5TheNewTerranceAndPhillipMovieTrailer The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer]]": The boys have to sit through a boring TV show starring Russell Crowe to see a trailer for the new ''Terrance and Phillip'' movie, but risk missing it when Shelley sends the boys out to buy tampons and the boys try to find another TV to watch the trailer.
trailer. Originally aired April 3, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E6ProfessorChaos Professor Chaos]]": The boys try to find a replacement for Butters, who becomes a supervillain after being kicked out of the group.
group. Originally aired April 10, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E7SimpsonsAlreadyDidIt Simpsons Already Did It]]": Picking up where "Professor Chaos" left off, Butters goes insane after realizing all of his plots to destroy the world have been done before on FOX's long-running animated sitcom, ''TheSimpsons''. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a miniature society of sea people in his aquarium (which, coincidentally, ''was'' the plot of a "Treehouse of Horror" story from ''The Simpsons'')
Simpsons''). Originally aired June 26, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E8RedHotCatholicLove Red Hot Catholic Love]]": Due to the wave of claims that children have been sexually molested by religious figures (Catholic priests, especially), Priest Maxi (the local priest from the only church the town has) tries to bring about reform, the South Park parents convert to atheism, and Cartman wins a bet with Kyle that he can defecate from his mouth, which becomes the new way of eating.
eating. Originally aired July 3, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E9FreeHat Free Hat]]": The boys form a club to try to stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from releasing edited versions of their classic films, offering a free hat to those who join, but the townspeople mistake it as a call to free a child murderer named Hat [=McCullough=] from prison.
prison. Originally aired July 10, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E10BebesBoobsDestroySociety Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society]]": The boys in class start acting weird when Bebe begins to develop breasts, while Wendy Testaburger gets implants so the boys will notice her.
her. Originally aired July 17, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E11ChildAbductionIsNotFunny Child Abduction Is Not Funny]]": The parents hire Tuong Lu Kim to build a wall around the city to protect the children from kidnappers, but end up letting their kids go after learning that parents are more likely to abduct their own children than total strangers.
strangers. Originally aired July 24, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E12ALadderToHeaven A Ladder to Heaven]]": The boys build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a coupon needed for a candy store shopping spree, which leads to reports that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction in Heaven. Meanwhile, Cartman mistakes Kenny's ashes for chocolate milk mix and becomes possessed by his spirit.
spirit. Originally aired November 6, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E13TheReturnOfTheFellowshipOfTheRingToTheTwoTowers The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers]]": A parody of the ''Lord of the Rings'' film trilogy, in which the boys return a video that they believe has evil powers, when, in actuality, it's a porno.
porno. Originally aired November 13, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E14TheDeathCampOfTolerance The Death Camp of Tolerance]]": Mr. Garrison tries to get fired for discrimination by performing inappropriate acts in class with his new teaching assistant Mr. Slave so he can file a lawsuit against the school, but the school administration instead sends the students to a "tolerance camp" to learn how to deal with people of different walks of life.
life. Originally aired November 20, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E15TheBiggestDoucheInTheUniverse The Biggest Douche in the Universe]]"[[note]]usually retitled "The Biggest..." on cable and paper TV guides due to censorship[[/note]]: Chef’s parents try to exorcise Kenny’s spirit from Cartman. Meanwhile, Stan calls out ''Crossing Over'' host and alleged spiritual medium John Edward for providing false hope to people whose loved ones have died.
died. Originally aired November 27, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E16MyFutureSelfNMe My Future Self 'n Me]]": Stan meets a man who claims to be Stan in the future after a life of abusing drugs and alcohol. Meanwhile, Cartman starts a "revenge business".
business". Originally aired December 4, 2002.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS6E17RedSleighDown Red Sleigh Down]]": In this parody of Black Hawk Down, the Christmas Special for 2002, Cartman tries to bring Christmas to the downtrodden in Iraq to get on Santa’s "nice" list.list. Kenny returns in this episode after being dead for a year. Parody of the film Black Hawk Down. Originally aired December 11, 2002.
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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E17AVeryCrappyChristmas A Very Crappy Christmas]]": Kyle is upset when Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer, so he and the other boys create a Christmas cartoon based on Parker and Stone's "The Spirit of Christmas." Originally aired December 20, 2000.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E17AVeryCrappyChristmas A Very Crappy Christmas]]": Kyle is upset when Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer, so he and the other boys create a Christmas cartoon based on Parker and Stone's "The Spirit of Christmas." Last episode to be animated in Powerball. Originally aired December 20, 2000.



#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E1ItHitsTheFan It Hits the Fan]]": The boundaries of appropriate language on TV gets mowed down in this episode, where the town freely begins using the word "shit" (and Mr. Garrison freely uses the word "fag" when he realizes he can say it now that he's an open homosexual) which causes people to die from the plague, and a band of strange knights appear to stop people from saying, "shit."
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E2CrippleFight Cripple Fight]]": Timmy tries to get rid of a new crippled kid named Jimmy, while Big Gay Al is fired from being a Boy Scout troop leader out of fear that he'll sexually molest the boys.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E3SuperBestFriends Super Best Friends]]": A cult that worships David Blaine comes to South Park, but soon has brainwashed the boys, except for Stan, leading him to get the "Super Best Friends" (a group of religious figures who team up to save the world) into saving the world and into trying to destroy Blaine.[[note]]In the wake of the backlash from the "200"/"201" two-parter, this episode has been pulled due to an uncensored depiction of Mohammed. The season five DVD set and torrent downloading are really the only places that still have this episode, as Netflix and Hulu streaming, TV syndication, and even the show's own website doesn't have the episode anymore[[/note]]
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E4ScottTenormanMustDie Scott Tenorman Must Die]]": A WhamEpisode where Cartman gets revenge on an older boy named Scott Tenorman after he sells Cartman his pubic hair and keeps tricking him out of his allowance.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E5TerranceAndPhillipBehindTheBlow Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow]]": The boys try to reunite Terrance and Phillip, who are feuding against each other and have broken up (Terrence is still doing his act while Phillip has moved on to Shakespearean acting), so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E6Cartmanland Cartmanland]]": Cartman inherits $1,000,000 from his dead grandmother and buys out North Park Funland as his own personal playground. Meanwhile, Kyle develops a terrible hemorrhoid and begins to lose his faith in God.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E7ProperCondomUse Proper Condom Use]]": The school is forced to teach sex education to the students at a younger age after the boys are found beating off dogs, leading to a gender war because of incompetent teaching methods.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E8Towelie Towelie]]": In order to get their video game console back, the boys must bring an animated, drug smoking towel to the government from the feud between paramilitaries and extraterrestrials.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E9OsamaBinLadenHasFartyPants Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]]": The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat given as a gift, where Stan and Kyle fight with Afghan kids over America's reputation and Cartman fights Osama bin Laden in the style of 1940s World War Two propaganda cartoons during the aftermath of the attacks and the Afghanistan-American war.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E10HowToEatWithYourButt How to Eat With Your Butt]]": Cartman "blows a funny fuse" when his prank of putting Kenny's butt on a milk carton prompts a family with butts for faces to come to South Park in search of their long lost son. Meanwhile, Butters gets grounded for his supposedly bad school photo.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E11TheEntity The Entity]]": Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical nebbishy Jewish boy also named Kyle, comes to stay with him. Meanwhile, Mr Garrison invents a new means of transportation to combat against airline budget cuts, ridiculous safety measures, and security incompetence following the 9/11 attacks.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E12HereComesTheNeighborhood Here Comes the Neighborhood]]": Rich, black families move into the predominantly white South Park, prompting the locals to be prejudiced against them for being wealthy.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E13KennyDies Kenny Dies]]": Kenny's RunningGag gets PlayedForDrama as he's put in the hospital for a muscular disorder that may kill him. Meanwhile, Cartman uses stem cells to clone his favorite restaurant.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E14ButtersVeryOwnEpisode Butters' Very Own Episode]]": A DayInTheLimelight episode centered on Butters Stotch, a cheery, little boy whose mom tries to kill him after Butters discovers that his father goes to gay bathhouses.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E1ItHitsTheFan It Hits the Fan]]": The boundaries of appropriate language on TV gets mowed down in this episode, where the town freely begins using the word "shit" (and Mr. Garrison freely uses the word "fag" when he realizes he can say it now that he's an open homosexual) which causes people to die from the plague, and a band of strange knights appear to stop people from saying, "shit."
" First episode to be animated in Autodesk Maya. Originally aired June 20, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E2CrippleFight Cripple Fight]]": Timmy tries to get rid of a new crippled kid named Jimmy, while Big Gay Al is fired from being a Boy Scout troop leader out of fear that he'll sexually molest the boys.
boys. Originally aired June 27, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E3SuperBestFriends Super Best Friends]]": A cult that worships David Blaine comes to South Park, but soon has brainwashed the boys, except for Stan, leading him to get the "Super Best Friends" (a group of religious figures who team up to save the world) into saving the world and into trying to destroy Blaine.[[note]]In the wake of the backlash from the "200"/"201" two-parter, this episode has been pulled due to an uncensored depiction of Mohammed. The season five DVD set and torrent downloading are really the only places that still have this episode, as Netflix and Hulu streaming, TV syndication, and even the show's own website doesn't have the episode anymore[[/note]]
anymore[[/note]] Originally aired July 4, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E4ScottTenormanMustDie Scott Tenorman Must Die]]": A WhamEpisode where Cartman gets revenge on an older boy named Scott Tenorman after he sells Cartman his pubic hair and keeps tricking him out of his allowance.
allowance. Originally aired July 11, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E5TerranceAndPhillipBehindTheBlow Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow]]": The boys try to reunite Terrance and Phillip, who are feuding against each other and have broken up (Terrence is still doing his act while Phillip has moved on to Shakespearean acting), so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly.
assembly. Originally aired July 18, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E6Cartmanland Cartmanland]]": Cartman inherits $1,000,000 from his dead grandmother and buys out North Park Funland as his own personal playground. Meanwhile, Kyle develops a terrible hemorrhoid and begins to lose his faith in God.
God. Originally aired July 25, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E7ProperCondomUse Proper Condom Use]]": The school is forced to teach sex education to the students at a younger age after the boys are found beating off dogs, leading to a gender war because of incompetent teaching methods.
methods. Originally aired August 1, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E8Towelie Towelie]]": In order to get their video game console back, the boys must bring an animated, drug smoking towel to the government from the feud between paramilitaries and extraterrestrials.
extraterrestrials. Originally aired August 8, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E9OsamaBinLadenHasFartyPants Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]]": The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat given as a gift, where Stan and Kyle fight with Afghan kids over America's reputation and Cartman fights Osama bin Laden in the style of 1940s World War Two propaganda cartoons during the aftermath of the attacks and the Afghanistan-American war.
war. This episode is the first to air after the September 11, 2001 attack of the World Trade Center. Originally aired November 7, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E10HowToEatWithYourButt How to Eat With Your Butt]]": Cartman "blows a funny fuse" when his prank of putting Kenny's butt on a milk carton prompts a family with butts for faces to come to South Park in search of their long lost son. Meanwhile, Butters gets grounded for his supposedly bad school photo.
photo. Originally aired November 14, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E11TheEntity The Entity]]": Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical nebbishy Jewish boy also named Kyle, comes to stay with him. Meanwhile, Mr Garrison invents a new means of transportation to combat against airline budget cuts, ridiculous safety measures, and security incompetence following the 9/11 attacks.
09/11/2001 attacks. Originally aired November 21, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E12HereComesTheNeighborhood Here Comes the Neighborhood]]": Rich, black families move into the predominantly white South Park, prompting the locals to be prejudiced against them for being wealthy.
wealthy. Originally aired November 28, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E13KennyDies Kenny Dies]]": Kenny's RunningGag gets PlayedForDrama as he's put in the hospital for a muscular disorder that may kill him. Meanwhile, Cartman uses stem cells to clone his favorite restaurant.
restaurant. Kenny would later come back to life in the 6th season finale Red Sleigh Down, the Christmas Special for 2002. Originally aired December 5, 2001.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS5E14ButtersVeryOwnEpisode Butters' Very Own Episode]]": A DayInTheLimelight episode centered on Butters Stotch, a cheery, little boy whose mom tries to kill him after Butters discovers that his father goes to gay bathhouses. Originally aired December 12, 2001.
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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E5CartmanJoinsNAMBLA Cartman Joins NAMBLA]]": Cartman's search for mature friends lands him as the poster child for NAMBLA (the North American Man Boy Love Association, which, shockingly, is a RealLife organization). Meanwhile, Kenny's parents plan to have another baby, and Kenny does what he can to sabotage it.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E6CherokeeHairTampons Cherokee Hair Tampons]]": Kyle comes down with diabetes-related kidney failure, and the only way to save him is with a kidney transplant, but Kyle's mom (and everyone else in town) opts for holistic medicine from a shop run by a woman named Miss Information and her "Native American" assistants (voiced by stoner comedian duo Cheech and Chong). Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novelist after getting fired for incompetence and [[{{CallBack}} getting arrested for soliciting sex from a minor]].
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E7ChefGoesNanners Chef Goes Nanners]]": Chef protests against the racist imagery on the South Park flag, though the kids don't see what's wrong with it. Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she begins to have a crush on Cartman.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E8SomethingYouCanDoWithYourFinger Something You Can Do With Your Finger]]": Cartman ropes in Stan, Kyle, a cross-dressed Wendy, and Kenny into creating Finger Bang, a boy band in the quest to get $10 million, but Randy forbids Stan to join.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E9DoTheHandicappedGoToHell Do The Handicapped Go to Hell?]]": Part one of two. The boys question whether the handicapped (Timmy) or Jews (Ike and Kyle) go to Heaven, while Saddam Hussein returns to Hell, leading to an awkward reunion with Satan.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E10Probably Probably]]": Conclusion. Cartman and the boys start their own church against the wishes of their parents. Meanwhile, Satan must choose between two of his lovers.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E11FourthGrade 4th Grade]]": The boys enter fourth grade, and build a time machine to go back to the third grade. Meanwhile, the fourth grade teacher Ms. Choksondik (notorious for her sagging breasts and lazy eye) seeks help in controlling the students from Mr. Garrison, who is now a hermit who won't come to terms with his homosexuality.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E12TrapperKeeper Trapper Keeper]]": A man from the future wants Cartman's new Trapper Keeper. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class holds an election for class president with confusing results in the voting.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E13HelenKellerTheMusical Helen Keller: The Musical]]": Timmy attempts to find a live turkey for the Thanksgiving play.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E14Pip Pip]]": Creator/MalcolmMcDowell narrates a ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''-style retelling of the Charles Dickens' classic, ''Literature/GreatExpectations'', starring British exchange student, Pip Pirrup.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E15FatCamp Fat Camp]]": Cartman is sent to a weight loss camp. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for doing disgusting and shocking things for money, ''a la'' Tom Green and Johnny Knoxville.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E16TheWackyMolestationAdventure The Wacky Molestation Adventure]]": After Kyle is barred from going to a Raging Pussies concert, Cartman tells him that he can easily get rid of his parents by calling the cops on them, claiming that his parents sexually molested him and his brother. When word spreads of this new way to rid the town of adults, the kids are left to fend for themselves, leading to chaos that only an out-of-town couple on their way to a job interview can stop.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E17AVeryCrappyChristmas A Very Crappy Christmas]]": Kyle is upset when Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer, so he and the other boys create a Christmas cartoon based on Parker and Stone's "The Spirit of Christmas."

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E5CartmanJoinsNAMBLA Cartman Joins NAMBLA]]": Cartman's search for mature friends lands him as the poster child for NAMBLA (the North American Man Boy Love Association, which, shockingly, is a RealLife organization). Meanwhile, Kenny's parents plan to have another baby, and Kenny does what he can to sabotage it.
it. Originally aired June 21, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E6CherokeeHairTampons Cherokee Hair Tampons]]": Kyle comes down with diabetes-related kidney failure, and the only way to save him is with a kidney transplant, but Kyle's mom (and everyone else in town) opts for holistic medicine from a shop run by a woman named Miss Information and her "Native American" assistants (voiced by stoner comedian duo Cheech and Chong). Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novelist after getting fired for incompetence and [[{{CallBack}} getting arrested for soliciting sex from a minor]].
minor]]. Originally aired June 28, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E7ChefGoesNanners Chef Goes Nanners]]": Chef protests against the racist imagery on the South Park flag, though the kids don't see what's wrong with it. Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she begins to have a crush on Cartman.
Cartman. Originally aired July 5, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E8SomethingYouCanDoWithYourFinger Something You Can Do With Your Finger]]": Cartman ropes in Stan, Kyle, a cross-dressed Wendy, and Kenny into creating Finger Bang, a boy band in the quest to get $10 million, but Randy forbids Stan to join. \n Originally aired July 12, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E9DoTheHandicappedGoToHell Do The Handicapped Go to Hell?]]": Part one of two. The boys question whether the handicapped (Timmy) or Jews (Ike and Kyle) go to Heaven, while Saddam Hussein returns to Hell, leading to an awkward reunion with Satan.
Satan. Originally aired July 19, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E10Probably Probably]]": Conclusion. Cartman and the boys start their own church against the wishes of their parents. Meanwhile, Satan must choose between two of his lovers.
lovers. Originally aired July 26, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E11FourthGrade 4th Grade]]": The boys enter fourth grade, and build a time machine to go back to the third grade. Meanwhile, the fourth grade teacher Ms. Choksondik (notorious for her sagging breasts and lazy eye) seeks help in controlling the students from Mr. Garrison, who is now a hermit who won't come to terms with his homosexuality.
homosexuality. Originally aired November 8, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E12TrapperKeeper Trapper Keeper]]": A man from the future wants Cartman's new Trapper Keeper. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class holds an election for class president with confusing results in the voting.
voting. Originally aired November 15, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E13HelenKellerTheMusical Helen Keller: The Musical]]": Timmy attempts to find a live turkey for the Thanksgiving play.
play. Originally aired November 22, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E14Pip Pip]]": Creator/MalcolmMcDowell narrates a ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''-style retelling of the Charles Dickens' classic, ''Literature/GreatExpectations'', starring British exchange student, Pip Pirrup.
Pirrup. Originally aired November 29, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E15FatCamp Fat Camp]]": Cartman is sent to a weight loss camp. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for doing disgusting and shocking things for money, ''a la'' Tom Green and Johnny Knoxville.
Knoxville. Originally aired December 6, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E16TheWackyMolestationAdventure The Wacky Molestation Adventure]]": After Kyle is barred from going to a Raging Pussies concert, Cartman tells him that he can easily get rid of his parents by calling the cops on them, claiming that his parents sexually molested him and his brother. When word spreads of this new way to rid the town of adults, the kids are left to fend for themselves, leading to chaos that only an out-of-town couple on their way to a job interview can stop.
stop. Originally aired December 13, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E17AVeryCrappyChristmas A Very Crappy Christmas]]": Kyle is upset when Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer, so he and the other boys create a Christmas cartoon based on Parker and Stone's "The Spirit of Christmas."" Originally aired December 20, 2000.
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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E4Quintuplets2000 Quintuplets 2000]]": Stan's family take in a grandmother and her quintuplet granddaughters from Romania who are on the run from the American and Romanian government. Meanwhile, Kenny practices opera singing and he eventually becomes famous in Eastern Europe. Originally aired Apri26, 2000.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E4Quintuplets2000 Quintuplets 2000]]": Stan's family take in a grandmother and her quintuplet granddaughters from Romania who are on the run from the American and Romanian government. Meanwhile, Kenny practices opera singing and he eventually becomes famous in Eastern Europe. Originally aired Apri26, April 26, 2000.
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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E1TheToothFairysTats2000 The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000]]": The boys plan to get rich off a scheme involving the tooth fairy, which attracts the attention of an unusual crime boss. Meanwhile, Kyle ponders his existence after his parents tell him the truth about the tooth fairy.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E2CartmansSillyHateCrime2000 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000]]": After hitting Token in the head with a rock, Cartman gets arrested after FBI agents claim that he committed a hate crime, since the victim was African-American.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E3Timmy2000 Timmy 2000]]": All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder after the new, mentally handicapped student Timmy is misdiagnosed himself. Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skyler's rock band, and Phil Collins plots to separate them.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E4Quintuplets2000 Quintuplets 2000]]": Stan's family take in a grandmother and her quintuplet granddaughters from Romania who are on the run from the American and Romanian government. Meanwhile, Kenny practices opera singing and he eventually becomes famous in Eastern Europe.

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#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E1TheToothFairysTats2000 The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000]]": The boys plan to get rich off a scheme involving the tooth fairy, which attracts the attention of an unusual crime boss. Meanwhile, Kyle ponders his existence after his parents tell him the truth about the tooth fairy.
fairy. Originally aired April 5, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E2CartmansSillyHateCrime2000 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000]]": After hitting Token in the head with a rock, Cartman gets arrested after FBI agents claim that he committed a hate crime, since the victim was African-American.
African-American. Originally aired April 12, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E3Timmy2000 Timmy 2000]]": All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder after the new, mentally handicapped student Timmy is misdiagnosed himself. Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skyler's rock band, and Phil Collins plots to separate them.
them. Originally aired April 19, 2000.
#"[[Recap/SouthParkS4E4Quintuplets2000 Quintuplets 2000]]": Stan's family take in a grandmother and her quintuplet granddaughters from Romania who are on the run from the American and Romanian government. Meanwhile, Kenny practices opera singing and he eventually becomes famous in Eastern Europe. Originally aired Apri26, 2000.
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