History Recap / FamilyGuyS5E8BarelyLegal

27th Jan '15 7:07:41 AM speedyboris
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

* NeverHeardThatOneBefore: When Brian confesses to Lois that he and Meg shared a kiss at the dance, he said he had a few drinks. Lois scoffs, "What a surprise." Brian, clearly having heard that insult before, briefly laughs sarcastically before continuing.
25th Jan '15 3:47:01 PM speedyboris
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* SaintlySlippage: When Brian tells Meg that they should just be friends:

to:

* SaintlySlippage: SanitySlippage: When Brian tells Meg that they should just be friends:
25th Jan '15 3:44:33 PM speedyboris
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

* SaintlySlippage: When Brian tells Meg that they should just be friends:
--> '''Meg''': (to herself) What's that, Brian? Oh, you were just kidding. I know you were. I love you, too, Brian. And you love me. You ''do'' love me, Brian.
31st Dec '14 11:03:23 AM STFilmmaker
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

* TheUnfairSex: Played mostly for laughs, but before finding out how crazy Meg's obsession with Brian has gone, Lois, Peter and Joe pretty much blame Brian when it's blatantly obvious Meg is the aggressor.
19th Jul '14 10:45:48 PM BroomhandleJones
Is there an issue? Send a Message


After Mayor Adam West deploys the entire Quahog police department to Cartagena, Colombia to search for a character from Romancing the Stone, Joe becomes bogged down at work, being the only officer not sent to Colombia (he was not sent because South America “isn't wheelchair accessible”). Because of this, Peter and the guys decide to become police officers in order to help Joe.

Meanwhile, Meg comes home from school, threatening to kill herself by using a sharp, scary knife because she does not have a date for her Junior Prom (the last boy she asked killed his brother to use his funeral as an excuse). As a last resort, Brian agrees to take her.

During the dance, Brian hides his unhappiness in attending by getting drunk, but near the end of the night in the course of defending Meg, he manages to bring Connie D’Amico to tears by telling her why she picks on girls like Meg: Connie was one of those girls who developed early and put out [[note]]or gave handjobs, if you watched the AdultSwim and/or the DVD cut[[/note]] at age 12, and now bullies girls she deems unworthy to cover up the crushing realization that she'll be a worthless, sexually-depleted shell of her former self by the time she turns 19 and won't even be considered attractive to her stepfather. Almost immediately following this, Brian and Meg make out with each other. After their kiss, Brian then vomits and claims that it’s from the booze, not Meg.

After the dance, Meg begins to consider Brian her boyfriend, but Brian tells her he has no interest in her. Because of this, Meg becomes obsessed with Brian and begins to make erratic advances at him [[{{Squick}} (such as making an apple pie with her hair baked inside)]]. Feeling that he’s losing control of the situation, Brian tells Lois about Meg and how she loves him because he made out with her at the prom. As expected, Lois is furious and orders Brian to set things right. Even after Brian tells Meg that he will never be attracted to her, she knocks him out with a bag of Dog Chow, ties him up and then brings him to a hotel in an attempt to have sex with him, but is stopped by Peter and his friends.

Quagmire offers his services to straighten Meg out. Meg comes over to his house and, instead of sleeping with her as expected, he has a heart-to-heart talk with her, explaining that she doesn’t need to have a boyfriend to have fun as a teenager and gives her a book, Shel Silverstein’s The Missing Piece, to guide her.

Quagmire then goes into his bedroom to have sex with two hookers, but is put off by how one of them pronounces the word “whip”.

to:

After Mayor Adam West deploys the entire Quahog police department to Cartagena, Colombia to search for a character from Romancing the Stone, 1980s action movie ''Romancing the Stone'', Joe becomes bogged down at work, being the only officer not sent to Colombia (he was not sent because South America “isn't wheelchair accessible”). Because of this, Peter and the guys decide to become police officers in order to help Joe.

Joe. Meanwhile, Meg comes home from school, threatening to kill herself by using a sharp, scary knife because she does not have a date for her Junior Prom (the last boy she asked killed his brother to use his funeral as an excuse). As a last resort, Brian agrees escorts Meg to take her.

During
the dance, Brian hides his unhappiness in attending by getting drunk, but near the end of the night in the course of defending Meg, he manages to bring prom, and, after chewing Connie D’Amico to tears by telling her out on why she picks rags on girls like Meg: Connie was one of those girls who developed early and put out [[note]]or gave handjobs, if you watched the AdultSwim and/or the DVD cut[[/note]] at age 12, and now bullies girls she deems unworthy to cover up the crushing realization that she'll be a worthless, sexually-depleted shell of her former self by the time she turns 19 and won't even be considered attractive to her stepfather. Almost immediately following this, Brian and Meg make out with each other. After their kiss, Brian then vomits and claims that it’s from the booze, not Meg.

After the dance, Meg begins to consider Brian her boyfriend, but Brian tells her he has no interest in her. Because of this, Meg
Meg, becomes obsessed with Brian and begins to make erratic advances at him [[{{Squick}} (such as making an apple pie with her hair baked inside)]]. Feeling that he’s losing control of the situation, Brian tells Lois about Meg and how she loves him because he made out with her at the prom. As expected, Lois is furious and orders Brian to set things right. Even after Brian tells Meg that he will never be attracted to her, she knocks him out with a bag object of Dog Chow, ties him up and then brings him to a hotel in an attempt to have sex with him, but is stopped by Peter and his friends.

Quagmire offers his services to straighten Meg out. Meg comes over to his house and, instead of sleeping with her as expected, he has a heart-to-heart talk with her, explaining that she doesn’t need to have a boyfriend to have fun as a teenager and gives her a book, Shel Silverstein’s The Missing Piece, to guide her.

Quagmire then goes into his bedroom to have sex with two hookers, but is put off by how one of them pronounces the word “whip”.
Meg's increasingly deranged desires.
19th Apr '14 9:13:02 AM Ecclytennysmithylove
Is there an issue? Send a Message


Meanwhile, Meg comes home from school, threatening to kill herseld by using a sharp, scary knife because she does not have a date for her Junior Prom (the last boy she asked killed his brother to use his funeral as an excuse). As a last resort, Brian agrees to take her.

to:

Meanwhile, Meg comes home from school, threatening to kill herseld herself by using a sharp, scary knife because she does not have a date for her Junior Prom (the last boy she asked killed his brother to use his funeral as an excuse). As a last resort, Brian agrees to take her.



* IfICantHaveYou: Meg kidnapping Brian and forcing him to be on the receiving end of a lap dance once he stands up to her, with Peter, Joe and Cleveland arriving JustInTime before things get even more out of control.



* IfICantHaveYou: Meg kidnapping Brian and forcing him to be on the receiving end of a lap dance once he stands up to her, with Peter, Joe and Cleveland arriving JustInTime before things get even more out of control.
23rd Dec '13 1:25:58 PM Briguy52748
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* DrivenToSuicide: Meg, when she is upset that nobody (not even her back-up date who killed his own brother just to avoid going with her) wants to go to the dance with her.

to:

* DrivenToSuicide: Meg, when she is upset that nobody (not wants to go to the dance with her – not even her back-up date who (supposedly) killed his own brother just to avoid going with her) wants to go to the dance with her.


Added DiffLines:

* IfICantHaveYou: Meg kidnapping Brian and forcing him to be on the receiving end of a lap dance once he stands up to her, with Peter, Joe and Cleveland arriving JustInTime before things get even more out of control.
19th Oct '13 11:39:15 PM PeachPerfect
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* BrickJoke: "Brian, I'm ready! Front or back!"
* DrivenToSuicide: Meg, when she is upset that nobody wants to go to the dance with her.

to:

* BrickJoke: "Brian, I'm ready! Front or back!"
* DrivenToSuicide: Meg, when she is upset that nobody (not even her back-up date who killed his own brother just to avoid going with her) wants to go to the dance with her.



* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: "She made me eat her hair pie!"[[note]]changed to "the hair in her pie" on FOX"[[/note]]



* KarmaHoudini: Ironically, one of the few times Meg deserved punishment, she didn't get it for trying to rape Brian.



--> '''Connie D'Amico:''' *[[BreakTheHaughty runs off in tears]]*
* ShoutOut: [[FatalAttraction "I will not be ignored, Brian Griffin."]]
* StalkerWithACrush[=/=]{{Yandere}}: Meg to Brian.
26th Jun '13 11:12:32 AM bunchacrunch
Is there an issue? Send a Message


** Peter's line about Woody Allen taking a Chinaman home from the circus was changed to "Oriental guy"[[note]]which actually is worse, as "Oriental" is considered offensive, but it's not as outdated as "Chinaman" so it ''kinda'' evens out?[[/note]].

to:

** Peter's line about Woody Allen taking a Chinaman home from the circus was changed to "Oriental guy"[[note]]which actually is worse, as "Oriental" is considered offensive, offensive to people of East Asia, but it's not as outdated and blatantly racist as "Chinaman" so it ''kinda'' evens out?[[/note]].


Added DiffLines:

**The word "masturbate" is only said once on the FOX version (Brian's line "Masturbate. [Chris and I are] gonna masturbate together" was changed to "That's it. That's what we're gonna go together").
**The DVD version has a scene during Peter's police training sequence where he, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Mort Goldman drink coffee and Joe tells them one of the cups is laced with PCP. While Peter, Mort, and Cleveland accuse each other of being on PCP, Quagmire wonders why his arm has so much skin on it and rips it off without feeling any pain (meaning that he's the one who drank the PCP-laced coffee, since PCP has an anesthetic effect and, therefore, Quagmire wouldn't have felt that pain).
26th Jun '13 11:07:48 AM bunchacrunch
Is there an issue? Send a Message


During the dance, Brian hides his unhappiness in attending by getting drunk, but near the end of the night in the course of defending Meg, he manages to bring Connie D’Amico to tears by telling her she developed early and put out [or gave handjobs, if you watched the AdultSwim and/or the DVD cut] at age 12, and now pushes around girls like Meg to cover up the fact that she'll be a worthless, sexually-depleted shell of herself at age 19 and not even worthy of her stepfather's sick sexual advances. Almost immediately following this, Brian and Meg make out with each other. After their kiss, Brian then vomits and claims that it’s from the booze, not Meg.

to:

During the dance, Brian hides his unhappiness in attending by getting drunk, but near the end of the night in the course of defending Meg, he manages to bring Connie D’Amico to tears by telling her why she picks on girls like Meg: Connie was one of those girls who developed early and put out [or [[note]]or gave handjobs, if you watched the AdultSwim and/or the DVD cut] cut[[/note]] at age 12, and now pushes around bullies girls like Meg she deems unworthy to cover up the fact crushing realization that she'll be a worthless, sexually-depleted shell of herself at age her former self by the time she turns 19 and not won't even worthy of be considered attractive to her stepfather's sick sexual advances.stepfather. Almost immediately following this, Brian and Meg make out with each other. After their kiss, Brian then vomits and claims that it’s from the booze, not Meg.
This list shows the last 10 events of 23. Show all.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Recap.FamilyGuyS5E8BarelyLegal