History Radio / ThinkTheUnthinkable

10th May '15 12:01:47 AM mlsmithca
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[[caption-width-right:318:The Unthinkable Solutions team. From left to right: Owen, Daisy, Ryan, Sophie.]]



* {{Bulungi}}: The fictional African state of Nambitrea from Series 2, Episode 5, is a landlocked country somewhere south of the Sahara, rich mostly in sand, extremely venomous snakes, and unexploded landmines, according to Sophie.

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* {{Bulungi}}: The fictional African state of Nambitrea from Series 2, Episode 5, is a landlocked country somewhere south of the Sahara, rich mostly in sand, extremely venomous snakes, and unexploded landmines, according to Sophie. Since gaining independence from Britain, it has gone through periods of fascism and Communism and is now governed by a president who had the country's only lake drained after a fisherman supposedly looked at him funny.
28th Apr '15 10:40:57 AM nombretomado
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* BrainlessBeauty: Daisy is apparently very pretty and has numerous male admirers but she's easily the dimmest character. She wonders why the West didn't get involved in Africa a hundred years ago, and when Sophie drily asks if she's ever heard of "a thing called '[[TheBritishEmpire the Empire]]'", Daisy thinks she's referring to "the nightclub off the King's Road with the animal print sofas".

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* BrainlessBeauty: Daisy is apparently very pretty and has numerous male admirers but she's easily the dimmest character. She wonders why the West didn't get involved in Africa a hundred years ago, and when Sophie drily asks if she's ever heard of "a thing called '[[TheBritishEmpire '[[UsefulNotes/TheBritishEmpire the Empire]]'", Daisy thinks she's referring to "the nightclub off the King's Road with the animal print sofas".



'''Sophie:''' [[TheBritishEmpire And before that it was called New Devon, when it was completely owned by Lord Brinkworth.]]

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'''Sophie:''' [[TheBritishEmpire [[UsefulNotes/TheBritishEmpire And before that it was called New Devon, when it was completely owned by Lord Brinkworth.]]
12th Nov '14 8:33:28 AM mlsmithca
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[[TheBBC BBC]] Radio 4 sitcom written by James Cary which aired for four series from 2001 to 2005 and followed the fortunes of Unthinkable Solutions, a team of inept management consultants whose advice to the companies foolish enough to hire them nearly always left them worse off than they were before.

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[[TheBBC [[Creator/TheBBC BBC]] Radio 4 sitcom written by James Cary which aired for four series from 2001 to 2005 and followed the fortunes of Unthinkable Solutions, a team of inept management consultants whose advice to the companies foolish enough to hire them nearly always left them worse off than they were before.



* Metaphorgotten: Ryan specializes in this.

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* Metaphorgotten: {{Metaphorgotten}}: Ryan specializes in this.this. His metaphors usually derail in a way that leaves him unwittingly insulting himself, such as describing a "square peg in a round hole" situation and then telling the audience to think of him as a big round hole.
31st Oct '14 8:46:59 PM JenBurdoo
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* Metaphorgotten: Ryan specializes in this.
3rd Jul '14 8:59:04 PM mlsmithca
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The personnel of Unthinkable Solutions include the team leader, WideEyedIdealist Ryan Packer (Marcus Brigstocke); his second-in-command Sophie Stott (Emma Kennedy in Series 1-2, Beth Chalmers in Series 3-4), the [[OnlySaneMan only sane woman]] (when she isn't giving in to her violent temper); GranolaGirl Daisy De Vere (Catherine Shepherd), who insists on carrying her fondness for New Age trends into the ideas for the corporations that hire them; and IT expert Owen (/Creator/DavidMitchell), AbhorrentAdmirer to Sophie and openly critical of almost all forms of technology, even ones he installed himself.

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The personnel of Unthinkable Solutions include the team leader, WideEyedIdealist Ryan Packer (Marcus Brigstocke); his second-in-command Sophie Stott (Emma Kennedy in Series 1-2, Beth Chalmers in Series 3-4), the [[OnlySaneMan only sane woman]] (when she isn't giving in to her violent temper); GranolaGirl Daisy De Vere (Catherine Shepherd), who insists on carrying her fondness for New Age trends into the ideas for the corporations that hire them; and IT expert Owen (/Creator/DavidMitchell), (Creator/DavidMitchell), AbhorrentAdmirer to Sophie and openly critical of almost all forms of technology, even ones he installed himself.



* AbhorrentAdmirer: Owen to Sophie.
* BrainlessBeauty: Daisy is apparently very pretty and has numerous male admirers but she's easily the dimmest character.

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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Owen to Sophie.
has a huge crush on Sophie, who is repelled by his lack of personal hygiene and social skills.
* BrainlessBeauty: Daisy is apparently very pretty and has numerous male admirers but she's easily the dimmest character. She wonders why the West didn't get involved in Africa a hundred years ago, and when Sophie drily asks if she's ever heard of "a thing called '[[TheBritishEmpire the Empire]]'", Daisy thinks she's referring to "the nightclub off the King's Road with the animal print sofas".



* {{Bulungi}}: The fictional African state of Nambitrea from Series 2, Episode 5.
* CatchPhrase: Owen's favourite greeting of "Alright, losers!", as well as his favourite "swear" word, "pump".

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* {{Bulungi}}: The fictional African state of Nambitrea from Series 2, Episode 5.
5, is a landlocked country somewhere south of the Sahara, rich mostly in sand, extremely venomous snakes, and unexploded landmines, according to Sophie.
* CatchPhrase: CatchPhrase:
**
Owen's favourite greeting of "Alright, losers!", as well as his favourite "swear" word, "pump".



* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Ryan and Daisy both have many moments of this, to Sophie's eternal frustration.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: The Unthinkable Solutions team encounter a number of these over the course of the series, though special mention must go to Chip (Greg Proops), the CEO of the Enron-like Genforce from Series 2, Episode 1.
* DeadpanSnarker: Sophie, as befits her status as the [[OnlySaneMan only sane woman]]. Owen also has his moments, though he is less deadpan about it.
* FreudianExcuse: Sophie's overbearing mother (see MyBelovedSmother below) is likely the ultimate cause of her seemingly permanently high blood pressure (although Ryan and Daisy's cluelessness and Owen's unwelcome advances don't help).
* GeekPhysique: Owen falls under the "Fat" category.
* GranolaGirl: Daisy.

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* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Ryan and Daisy both have many moments of this, to Sophie's eternal frustration.
frustration. When Sophie tries to explain the concept of equity to Daisy, she is unable to disabuse her of the idea that "equity" refers to horses rather than a private source of income from stocks or shares.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: The Unthinkable Solutions team encounter a number of these over the course of the series, though special mention must go to Chip (Greg Proops), the CEO of the Enron-like Genforce from Series 2, Episode 1.
1, who embezzles a fortune from Genforce's clients and, at the end of the episode, retires to a tropical island with no extradition agreement with the UK or the USA.
* DeadpanSnarker: DeadpanSnarker:
**
Sophie, as befits her status as the [[OnlySaneMan only sane woman]]. woman]].
--->'''Daisy:''' Well, I think this room has a lot of traditional Turkish charm!\\
'''Sophie:''' Yes, if you like crack dens.\\
'''Daisy:''' Sophie, we're trying to save money so we can help people.\\
'''Sophie:''' Daisy, there's saving money and there's catching hepatitis B.
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Owen also has his moments, though he is less deadpan about it.
--->'''Save-a-Jet Rep:''' Welcome to the Save-a-Jet lost luggage hotline, can you tell me what the problem is?\\
'''Owen:''' I'm baking bread and I can't get it to rise! What do you ''think'' the problem is, I ''phoned'' the Save-a-Jet lost luggage hotline!
* FreudianExcuse: Sophie's overbearing mother (see MyBelovedSmother below) MyBelovedSmother) is likely the ultimate cause of her seemingly permanently high blood pressure (although Ryan and Daisy's cluelessness and Owen's unwelcome advances don't help).
* GeekPhysique: Owen falls under the "Fat" category.
Owen, Unthinkable Solutions' IT expert, is frequently mentioned as being very overweight due to his sedentary lifestyle and unhealthy diet.
* GranolaGirl: Daisy.Daisy is obsessed with environmentalism, New Age philosophy, and health food, which fuels some of her more bizarre suggestions for how the more rigid corporations who hire Unthinkable Solutions should re-structure themselves. For example, she insists that the security barriers at Longley's Bank in the first episode inhibit communication and suggests they be removed; this inevitably results in the bank being robbed shortly afterward.



-->'''Owen:''' Ryan, how many fingers am I holding up?
-->'''Ryan:''' Wha, fingers?
-->'''Sophie:''' Owen, put some fingers up!
-->'''Owen:''' OK.
-->'''Sophie:''' Not [[FlippingTheBird that one]]!

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-->'''Owen:''' Ryan, how many fingers am I holding up?
-->'''Ryan:'''
up?\\
'''Ryan:'''
Wha, fingers?
fingers?\\
'''Sophie:''' Owen, put some fingers up!\\
'''Owen:''' OK.\\
'''Sophie:''' Not [[FlippingTheBird that one]]!
* InsistentTerminology: Daisy and Sophie disagree over how to refer to Daisy's parents when the subject of her parents' decision to send her to a New Age boarding school comes up:
-->'''Sophie:''' Owen, put some fingers up!
-->'''Owen:''' OK.
-->'''Sophie:''' Not [[FlippingTheBird
And why did your parents send you to that one]]!school?\\
'''Daisy:''' Well, they were the kind of people who appreciated its holistic and alternative teaching approach.\\
'''Sophie:''' Hippies.\\
'''Daisy:''' Lifestyle-subverting journeymakers.\\
'''Sophie:''' ''Hippies.''



-->'''Operator:''' Hello, this is Pam in Billing, how may I help you?
-->'''Caller:''' ''[almost hysterical]'' Look, this is the ''fifth'' time I've called! I've just had an enormous gas bill for £12,000 and you've already taken the money out of my account! I can't afford to ''eat!'' Now, please don't put me on hold again!
-->'''Operator:''' Unfortunately I'm unable to help you at this time, I'm afraid I'll have to put yourself through to Bill Cancellation.
-->'''Caller:''' No, no no!
-->'''Operator:''' They'll be able to deal with your problem. Would you like to hold?
-->'''Caller:''' ''NO!''
-->'''Operator:''' I'm putting you on hold.
-->'''Caller:''' '''I said "no"!''' ''[hold music begins playing, caller begins sobbing and smashing the phone against something until the signal cuts out]''
* ParallelPornTitles: One episode of Series 3 had Sophie going through Jed's DVD collection, which includes such titles as ''[[GoodWillHunting Good Will Humping]]''; she correctly surmises that his version of ''FreeWilly'' isn't about a whale.

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-->'''Operator:''' Hello, this is Pam in Billing, how may I help you?
-->'''Caller:'''
you?\\
'''Caller:'''
''[almost hysterical]'' Look, this is the ''fifth'' time I've called! I've just had an enormous gas bill for £12,000 and you've already taken the money out of my account! I can't afford to ''eat!'' Now, please don't put me on hold again!
-->'''Operator:'''
again!\\
'''Operator:'''
Unfortunately I'm unable to help you at this time, I'm afraid I'll have to put yourself through to Bill Cancellation.
-->'''Caller:'''
Cancellation.\\
'''Caller:'''
No, no no!
-->'''Operator:'''
no!\\
'''Operator:'''
They'll be able to deal with your problem. Would you like to hold?
-->'''Caller:''' ''NO!''
-->'''Operator:'''
hold?\\
'''Caller:''' ''NO!''\\
'''Operator:'''
I'm putting you on hold.
-->'''Caller:''' '''I
hold.\\
'''Caller:''' '''''I
said "no"!''' ''[hold [hold music begins playing, caller begins sobbing and smashing the phone against something until the signal cuts out]''
* ParallelPornTitles: One episode of Series 3 had Sophie going through Jed's DVD collection, which includes such titles as ''[[GoodWillHunting ''[[Film/GoodWillHunting Good Will Humping]]''; she correctly surmises that his version of ''FreeWilly'' ''Film/FreeWilly'' isn't about a whale.



-->'''Sophie:''' Formerly the Democratic Republic of Nambitrea, when it was [[DirtyCommies Communist]].
-->'''Ryan:''' And before that it was the [[RunningGag Nambitrean People's Republic]], when it was [[FascistsBedTime Fascist]].
-->'''Sophie:''' [[TheBritishEmpire And before that it was called New Devon, when it was completely owned by Lord Brinkworth.]]

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-->'''Sophie:''' Formerly the Democratic Republic of Nambitrea, when it was [[DirtyCommies Communist]].
-->'''Ryan:'''
Communist]].\\
'''Ryan:'''
And before that it was the [[RunningGag Nambitrean People's Republic]], when it was [[FascistsBedTime Fascist]].
-->'''Sophie:'''
Fascist]].\\
'''Sophie:'''
[[TheBritishEmpire And before that it was called New Devon, when it was completely owned by Lord Brinkworth.]]



* UpperClassTwit: Daisy and to a lesser extent Ryan.

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* UpperClassTwit: Daisy and to a lesser extent Ryan. Despite being a complete space cadet, Daisy clearly comes from a wealthy family who were able to afford the high tuition fees at her New Age independent school.



-->'''Owen:''' ''[on Ryan's arrest for drug smuggling in Bangkok]'' I think they're more lenient on this sort of thing now.
-->'''Ryan:''' Really?
-->'''Owen:''' Well, they won't kill you. They'll just give you something minor.
-->'''Ryan:''' ''[hopeful]'' Ah.
-->'''Owen:''' Probably just fifty lashes.
-->'''Ryan:''' I could probably cope with-
-->'''Owen:''' And thirty years' hard labour.
-->'''Ryan:''' ... right, the positives aren't ''immediately'' obvious...
-->'''Owen:''' You might lose some weight?
-->'''Ryan:''' ''[brightening]'' Yes - that is some consolation.

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-->'''Owen:''' ''[on Ryan's arrest for drug smuggling in Bangkok]'' I think they're more lenient on this sort of thing now.
-->'''Ryan:''' Really?
-->'''Owen:'''
now.\\
'''Ryan:''' Really?\\
'''Owen:'''
Well, they won't kill you. They'll just give you something minor.
-->'''Ryan:'''
minor.\\
'''Ryan:'''
''[hopeful]'' Ah.
-->'''Owen:'''
Ah.\\
'''Owen:'''
Probably just fifty lashes.
-->'''Ryan:'''
lashes.\\
'''Ryan:'''
I could probably cope with-
-->'''Owen:'''
with-\\
'''Owen:'''
And thirty years' hard labour.
-->'''Ryan:''' ...
labour.\\
'''Ryan:''' ...
right, the positives aren't ''immediately'' obvious...
-->'''Owen:'''
obvious...\\
'''Owen:'''
You might lose some weight?
-->'''Ryan:'''
weight?\\
'''Ryan:'''
''[brightening]'' Yes - that is some consolation.
15th Jul '13 2:25:58 AM SeptimusHeap
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* WideEyedIdealist: Ryan. Somehow the many misfortunes that befall him during the series (such as being held in a UsefulNotes/{{Bangkok}} prison when a packet of white powder[[hottip:*: which turns out to be organic rye flour, not heroin]] is found in his luggage) do nothing to break his idealism (or at least never for very long).

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* WideEyedIdealist: Ryan. Somehow the many misfortunes that befall him during the series (such as being held in a UsefulNotes/{{Bangkok}} prison when a packet of white powder[[hottip:*: which powder[[note]]which turns out to be organic rye flour, not heroin]] heroin[[/note]] is found in his luggage) do nothing to break his idealism (or at least never for very long).
20th May '13 11:03:56 AM Jallen
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The personnel of Unthinkable Solutions include the team leader, WideEyedIdealist Ryan Packer (Marcus Brigstocke); his second-in-command Sophie Stott (Emma Kennedy in Series 1-2, Beth Chalmers in Series 3-4), the [[OnlySaneMan only sane woman]] (when she isn't giving in to her violent temper); GranolaGirl Daisy De Vere (Catherine Shepherd), who insists on carrying her fondness for New Age trends into the ideas for the corporations that hire them; and IT expert Owen (DavidMitchell), AbhorrentAdmirer to Sophie and openly critical of almost all forms of technology, even ones he installed himself.

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The personnel of Unthinkable Solutions include the team leader, WideEyedIdealist Ryan Packer (Marcus Brigstocke); his second-in-command Sophie Stott (Emma Kennedy in Series 1-2, Beth Chalmers in Series 3-4), the [[OnlySaneMan only sane woman]] (when she isn't giving in to her violent temper); GranolaGirl Daisy De Vere (Catherine Shepherd), who insists on carrying her fondness for New Age trends into the ideas for the corporations that hire them; and IT expert Owen (DavidMitchell), (/Creator/DavidMitchell), AbhorrentAdmirer to Sophie and openly critical of almost all forms of technology, even ones he installed himself.
4th Oct '12 4:26:06 PM MarkLungo
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* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: When DavidMitchell was unavailable for a few recording dates in Series 3 due to his commitments to Series/PeepShow, the character of Owen went into hiding and was replaced by the nearly identical Jed (voiced by Robin Ince), whose major differences from Owen included a fondness for pornographic films instead of VideoNasties and a catchphrase of "Alright, tosspots!" rather than "Alright, losers!"

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* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: When DavidMitchell was unavailable for a few recording dates in Series 3 due to his commitments to Series/PeepShow, ''Series/PeepShow'', the character of Owen went into hiding and was replaced by the nearly identical Jed (voiced by Robin Ince), whose major differences from Owen included a fondness for pornographic films instead of VideoNasties and a catchphrase of "Alright, tosspots!" rather than "Alright, losers!"



* WideEyedIdealist: Ryan. Somehow the many misfortunes that befall him during the series (such as being held in a Bangkok prison when a packet of white powder[[hottip:*: which turns out to be organic rye flour, not heroin]] is found in his luggage) do nothing to break his idealism (or at least never for very long).

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* WideEyedIdealist: Ryan. Somehow the many misfortunes that befall him during the series (such as being held in a Bangkok UsefulNotes/{{Bangkok}} prison when a packet of white powder[[hottip:*: which turns out to be organic rye flour, not heroin]] is found in his luggage) do nothing to break his idealism (or at least never for very long).
2nd Jun '12 4:20:13 AM RossN
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* BrainlessBeauty: Daisy is apparently very pretty and has numerous male admirers but she's easily the dimmest character.


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* UpperClassTwit: Daisy and to a lesser extent Ryan.
18th May '12 3:34:28 PM mlsmithca
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* DeadpanSnarker: Sophie, as befits her status as the [[OnlySaneMan only sane woman]]. Owen also has his moments, though he is less deadpan about it.



-->'''Sophie:''' Not that one!

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-->'''Sophie:''' Not [[FlippingTheBird that one!one]]!
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