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13th Apr '17 4:28:24 PM john_e
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* ChineseLaunderer: Seagoon poses as one in "The Macreekie Rising of '74".
7th Apr '17 2:16:16 AM WillBGood
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'''Clement Attlee:''' Hello, this is [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clement_Attlee Mr. Attlee]].[[note]]Clement Attlee, leader of the opposition.[[/note]] Someone's just thrown a batter pudding at me!

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'''Clement Attlee:''' Hello, this is [[https://en.'''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clement_Attlee Mr. Attlee]].[[note]]Clement Attlee, leader org/wiki/Clement_Attlee Clement Attlee]]:[[note]]leader of the opposition.[[/note]] opposition[[/note]] ''' Hello, this is Mr. Attlee. Someone's just thrown a batter pudding at me!
20th Mar '17 7:22:23 PM PaulA
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-->'''Henry Crun:''' ''[played by Sellers]]'' You know Min, a script writer named Spike Milligan gave me two guineas to take a long time walking up these steps. He said it helps him in his work.\\

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-->'''Henry Crun:''' ''[played by Sellers]]'' Sellers]'' You know Min, a script writer named Spike Milligan gave me two guineas to take a long time walking up these steps. He said it helps him in his work.\\
20th Mar '17 7:20:07 PM PaulA
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->'''Bluebottle''': It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted.\\
'''Eccles''': I know that, my good fellow. That's right. When I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock.\\
'''Bluebottle''': Well then, supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?\\
'''Eccles''': Then I don't show it to them.\\
'''Bluebottle''': Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?\\
'''Eccles''': I've got it written down on a piece of paper!

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->'''Bluebottle''': ->'''Bluebottle:''' It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted.\\
'''Eccles''': '''Eccles:''' I know that, my good fellow. That's right. When I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o'clock.\\
'''Bluebottle''': '''Bluebottle:''' Well then, supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?\\
'''Eccles''': '''Eccles:''' Then I don't show it to them.\\
'''Bluebottle''': '''Bluebottle:''' Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?\\
'''Eccles''': '''Eccles:''' I've got it written down on a piece of paper!



-->'''Lo-Hing Ding''' (Bentine): [''Unintelligible Chinese-sounding rantings'']
-->'''Secombe''': Inspector?
-->'''Inspector''': Yes?
-->'''Secombe''': This man is Chinese.
-->'''Inspector''': How do you know?
-->'''Secombe''': You can tell by his eyes.
-->'''Inspector''': His eyes?
-->'''Secombe''': Yes. Didnít you hear the way he pronounced them?

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-->'''Lo-Hing Ding''' (Bentine): [''Unintelligible Ding:''' ''[Unintelligible Chinese-sounding rantings'']
-->'''Secombe''': Inspector?
-->'''Inspector''': Yes?
-->'''Secombe''':
rantings]''\\
'''Secombe:''' Inspector?\\
'''Inspector:''' Yes?\\
'''Secombe:'''
This man is Chinese.
-->'''Inspector''':
Chinese.\\
'''Inspector:'''
How do you know?
-->'''Secombe''':
know?\\
'''Secombe:'''
You can tell by his eyes.
-->'''Inspector''':
eyes.\\
'''Inspector:'''
His eyes?
-->'''Secombe''':
eyes?\\
'''Secombe:'''
Yes. Didnít you hear the way he pronounced them?



-->'''Bluebottle''': I was using his [[BuffySpeak large-type front and posh-type talking act]] to work my way to a position of importance in the BBC!\\
'''Seagoon''': Silly lad! There ''are'' no positions of importance in the BBC.

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-->'''Bluebottle''': -->'''Bluebottle:''' I was using his [[BuffySpeak large-type front and posh-type talking act]] to work my way to a position of importance in the BBC!\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Silly lad! There ''are'' no positions of importance in the BBC.



--->'''[[ThoseWackyNazis First Nazi]]''': Ach Himmel! He's running alongside the car. Faster driver! \\

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--->'''[[ThoseWackyNazis First Nazi]]''': Nazi]]:''' Ach Himmel! He's running alongside the car. Faster driver! \\



-->'''Bloodnok''': How that battle raged - I watched it all on television, you know. Seagoon fought like a madman - how else? But alas... On that spot is now a little white stone. Once a year Min lays flowers on it. The stone bears a simple inscription in Hindi - I haven't the heart to tell her that roughly translated it says "Bombay 49 miles".

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-->'''Bloodnok''': -->'''Bloodnok:''' How that battle raged - I watched it all on television, you know. Seagoon fought like a madman - how else? But alas... On that spot is now a little white stone. Once a year Min lays flowers on it. The stone bears a simple inscription in Hindi - I haven't the heart to tell her that roughly translated it says "Bombay 49 miles".



--> '''Seagoon''': Wait...this five pound note in the photo...''it's a forgery!''

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--> '''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Wait...this five pound note in the photo...''it's a forgery!''



-->'''Moriarty''': Get Seagoon out of that laboratory, and a fortune in sherbet suckers ... is yours.\\
'''Bluebottle''': Ohh, ecstasy! For two sherbet suckers, Freda Niggs is mine tonight!

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-->'''Moriarty''': -->'''Moriarty:''' Get Seagoon out of that laboratory, and a fortune in sherbet suckers ... is yours.\\
'''Bluebottle''': '''Bluebottle:''' Ohh, ecstasy! For two sherbet suckers, Freda Niggs is mine tonight!



-->'''Greenslade''': Meanwhile, in a teahouse in Saigon:\\

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-->'''Greenslade''': -->'''Greenslade:''' Meanwhile, in a teahouse in Saigon:\\



'''Greenslade''': We just thought you'd be interested. We return you now to our story.

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'''Greenslade''': '''Greenslade:''' We just thought you'd be interested. We return you now to our story.



-->'''Bloodnok''': So, both of you have turned cowards, eh. That only leaves me. Two cowards, and me. You know what this means?
-->'''Seagoon''': ''Three'' cowards.

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-->'''Bloodnok''': -->'''Bloodnok:''' So, both of you have turned cowards, eh. That only leaves me. Two cowards, and me. You know what this means?
-->'''Seagoon''':
means?\\
'''Seagoon:'''
''Three'' cowards.



--> '''Seacombe:''' "The Collapse of the British Rail Sandwich System", or...
--> '''Milligan:''' "I was General Woolfe's Chiropodist, by John Bunion", or...
--> '''Seacombe:''' "The Collapse of General Woolfe's Saxophone System on the Manitoba Sandwich Railway", or...
--> '''SFX:''' ''Incomprehensible noises''
--> '''Milligan:''' ..."We Shall See".

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--> '''Seacombe:''' -->'''Seacombe:''' "The Collapse of the British Rail Sandwich System", or...
-->
or...\\
'''Milligan:''' "I was General Woolfe's Chiropodist, by John Bunion", or...
-->
or...\\
'''Seacombe:''' "The Collapse of General Woolfe's Saxophone System on the Manitoba Sandwich Railway", or...
-->
or...\\
'''SFX:''' ''Incomprehensible noises''
-->
noises''\\
'''Milligan:''' ..."We Shall See".



--->'''Henry Crun''': It's the war-whoops of the Nakatacka Indians!\\
'''Minnie''': Are they the ones that commit atrocities?\\
'''Henry Crun''': Yes, Min.\\
'''Minnie''': I'll go upstairs and get ready!

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--->'''Henry Crun''': Crun:''' It's the war-whoops of the Nakatacka Indians!\\
'''Minnie''': '''Minnie:''' Are they the ones that commit atrocities?\\
'''Henry Crun''': Crun:''' Yes, Min.\\
'''Minnie''': '''Minnie:''' I'll go upstairs and get ready!



--->'''Bloodnok''': I admire your choice, sir, you can't beat a concrete lamp-post you know.\\
'''Seagoon''': Rubbish, I beat mine every morning! I show it who is the master.

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--->'''Bloodnok''': --->'''Bloodnok:''' I admire your choice, sir, you can't beat a concrete lamp-post you know.\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Rubbish, I beat mine every morning! I show it who is the master.



--->'''Bluebottle''': Pulls up trousers, tucks in shirt. Hee hee. [[ADateWithRosiePalms My hands were cold]].

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--->'''Bluebottle''': --->'''Bluebottle:''' Pulls up trousers, tucks in shirt. Hee hee. [[ADateWithRosiePalms My hands were cold]].



--->'''Bluebottle''': I don't like eatin' oranges in the dark.\\
'''Seagoon''': Then what ''do'' you like doing in the dark?\\
'''Bluebottle''': ''(Embarrassed giggle)''\\
'''Seagoon''': Yes, but there's no time for that now!

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--->'''Bluebottle''': --->'''Bluebottle:''' I don't like eatin' oranges in the dark.\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Then what ''do'' you like doing in the dark?\\
'''Bluebottle''': '''Bluebottle:''' ''(Embarrassed giggle)''\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Yes, but there's no time for that now!



-->'''Crun''': It's much too dark to see, strike a light.\\
'''Seagoon''': Not allowed during blackout. Only 28 miles across the channel, German guns are watching this coast!\\
'''Crun''': Don't be silly, they can't see a little match being struck!\\
'''Seagoon''': Oh, all right.\\

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-->'''Crun''': -->'''Crun:''' It's much too dark to see, strike a light.\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Not allowed during blackout. Only 28 miles across the channel, German guns are watching this coast!\\
'''Crun''': '''Crun:''' Don't be silly, they can't see a little match being struck!\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Oh, all right.\\



'''Seagoon''': Any questions?\\
'''Crun''': Yes, where are my legs?

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'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Any questions?\\
'''Crun''': '''Crun:''' Yes, where are my legs?



-->'''Eccles''': Ooh, a big red cigar with a wick on the end!\\

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-->'''Eccles''': -->'''Eccles:''' Ooh, a big red cigar with a wick on the end!\\



'''Eccles''': Hmm. ''Strong''.

to:

'''Eccles''': '''Eccles:''' Hmm. ''Strong''.



--> '''Neddie''': I have a message for you from Bloodnock, in the [[DarkestAfrica heart of Africa]]. [[JungleDrums *several seconds of jungle drums*]] Signed... *tom tom* Any reply?\\
'''Grytpype''': Jove, yes! This: *several seconds of modern full-kit drum solo* Signed yours sincerely, *congas*, PS, *triangle jingling*.\\
'''Neddie''': What beautiful handwriting you have.

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--> '''Neddie''': '''Neddie:''' I have a message for you from Bloodnock, in the [[DarkestAfrica heart of Africa]]. [[JungleDrums *several ''*several seconds of jungle drums*]] {{jungle drums}}*'' Signed... *tom tom* ''*tom tom*'' Any reply?\\
'''Grytpype''': '''Grytpype:''' Jove, yes! This: *several ''*several seconds of modern full-kit drum solo* solo*'' Signed yours sincerely, *congas*, ''*congas*'', PS, *triangle jingling*.''*triangle jingling*''.\\
'''Neddie''': '''Neddie:''' What beautiful handwriting you have.



-->'''Henry Crun (Sellers)''': You know Min, a script writer named Spike Milligan gave me two guineas to take a long time walking up these steps. He said it helps him in his work.\\
'''Minnie Bannister (Milligan)''': Yes, I know!

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-->'''Henry Crun (Sellers)''': Crun:''' ''[played by Sellers]]'' You know Min, a script writer named Spike Milligan gave me two guineas to take a long time walking up these steps. He said it helps him in his work.\\
'''Minnie Bannister (Milligan)''': Bannister:''' ''[played by Milligan]'' Yes, I know!



--> '''Bloodnok:''' (narrating, a mourning violin playing in background) Alone, I was, there in the Arizona desert. Left alone to die... I don't want to die! I'm too old for that. But here I am, with naught but the sun, sands, a shovel to bury myself with, and that red indian over there who insists on playing that blasted violin!

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--> '''Bloodnok:''' (narrating, ''[narrating, a mourning violin playing in background) background]'' Alone, I was, there in the Arizona desert. Left alone to die... I don't want to die! I'm too old for that. But here I am, with naught but the sun, sands, a shovel to bury myself with, and that red indian over there who insists on playing that blasted violin!



--> '''Bloodnok''': As we entered the jungle clearing, surrounded by the [[JungleDrums beat of tribal drums]], I knew at once we were face-to-face with some strange African customs. \\
'''Ellington''': Anything to declare, white man?

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--> '''Bloodnok''': '''Bloodnok:''' As we entered the jungle clearing, surrounded by the [[JungleDrums beat of tribal drums]], I knew at once we were face-to-face with some strange African customs. \\
'''Ellington''': '''Ellington:''' Anything to declare, white man?



-->'''Neddie''': Who are you hindu gentlemen?\\
'''Banerjee''': Here, sir.\\
'''Neddie''': "Jim Jones and Tom Squatte, Printers"?\\
'''Banerjee''': They are the men who sold us the cards.

to:

-->'''Neddie''': -->'''Neddie:''' Who are you hindu gentlemen?\\
'''Banerjee''': '''Banerjee:''' Here, sir.\\
'''Neddie''': '''Neddie:''' "Jim Jones and Tom Squatte, Printers"?\\
'''Banerjee''': '''Banerjee:''' They are the men who sold us the cards.



-->'''Bloodnok''': We'll settle this by wager. Here, draw a card from this deck, don't show me what it is... now, what is your card?\\
'''Neddie''': "Jim Jones and Tom Squatte, Printers".
* TheNameIsBondJamesBond: In "King Solomon's Mines":

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-->'''Bloodnok''': -->'''Bloodnok:''' We'll settle this by wager. Here, draw a card from this deck, don't show me what it is... now, what is your card?\\
'''Neddie''': '''Neddie:''' "Jim Jones and Tom Squatte, Printers".
* TheNameIsBondJamesBond: TheNameIsBondJamesBond:
**
In "King Solomon's Mines":



-->'''Seagoon''': ''(answering a phone)'' Who's this?\\
'''Caller''': ''*whistles the James Bond theme*''\\
'''Seagoon''': James Bond!\\
'''Caller''': Err, no sir. I'm agent double-oh, three one six, two eight seven four.\\
'''Seagoon''': Ah, premium bond.

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-->'''Seagoon''': -->'''Seagoon:''' ''(answering a phone)'' Who's this?\\
'''Caller''': '''Caller:''' ''*whistles the James Bond theme*''\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' James Bond!\\
'''Caller''': '''Caller:''' Err, no sir. I'm agent double-oh, three one six, two eight seven four.\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Ah, premium bond.



-->'''Seagoon''': No, it's just that you've changed so much. [Aside] And, dear listener, changed he had -- he looked tired and weary -- his eyes, his eyes were sunk back in his head, they were were bloodshot, watery and red-rimmed -- what had caused this?
-->'''Lord Valentine Dyall''': Neddie, we've bought a television set.

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-->'''Seagoon''': -->'''Seagoon:''' No, it's just that you've changed so much. [Aside] ''[Aside]'' And, dear listener, changed he had -- he looked tired and weary -- his eyes, his eyes were sunk back in his head, they were were bloodshot, watery and red-rimmed -- what had caused this?
-->'''Lord
this?\\
'''Lord
Valentine Dyall''': Dyall:''' Neddie, we've bought a television set. set.



'''Neddie:''' ''(gulps)'' I'm so sorry. ''(slams phone down)'' No - it couldn't be him - who'd he want to throw a batter pudding at? ''(phone rings, he answers)''\\

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'''Neddie:''' ''(gulps)'' ''[gulps]'' I'm so sorry. ''(slams ''[slams phone down)'' down]'' No - it couldn't be him - who'd he want to throw a batter pudding at? ''(phone ''[phone rings, he answers)''\\answers]''\\



-->'''Seagoon''': Open my money chest and put on a [[NoFourthWall gramophone record]] of seven thousand pounds in shillings.\\
''Thirty seconds of coins clinking, one by one''\\
'''Bloodnok''': Wait a minute, that was only three thousand five hundred pounds!\\
'''Seagoon''': I'll play you the other side.\\
'''Bloodnok''': No, wait; I'll play the rest when I get home.

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-->'''Seagoon''': -->'''Seagoon:''' Open my money chest and put on a [[NoFourthWall gramophone record]] of seven thousand pounds in shillings.\\
''Thirty ''[Thirty seconds of coins clinking, one by one''\\
'''Bloodnok''':
one]''\\
'''Bloodnok:'''
Wait a minute, that was only three thousand five hundred pounds!\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' I'll play you the other side.\\
'''Bloodnok''': '''Bloodnok:''' No, wait; I'll play the rest when I get home.



-->'''Seagoon''': You can't bury me! I want to join the (Irish) Guard!\\
'''Headstone''': No man under six feet can join the Guard.\\
'''Seagoon''': But I'm not dead! It's impossible!\\
'''Headstone''': Not impossible, but one should have to box exceeding clever.

to:

-->'''Seagoon''': -->'''Seagoon:''' You can't bury me! I want to join the (Irish) Guard!\\
'''Headstone''': '''Headstone:''' No man under six feet can join the Guard.\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' But I'm not dead! It's impossible!\\
'''Headstone''': '''Headstone:''' Not impossible, but one should have to box exceeding clever.



-->'''SFX''': Knock knock knock!\\
'''Seagoon''': Come in.\\
'''SFX''': Knock knock knock!\\
'''Seagoon''': Come in!\\
'''Bloodnok''': It's YOU that's knocking!\\
'''Seagoon''': Oh- then I'LL come in.

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-->'''SFX''': -->'''SFX:''' Knock knock knock!\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Come in.\\
'''SFX''': '''SFX:''' Knock knock knock!\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Come in!\\
'''Bloodnok''': '''Bloodnok:''' It's YOU that's knocking!\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Oh- then I'LL come in.



--> '''Seagoon:''' ''(while trying to seize control of a train from a hostile Grytpype-Thynne)'' Eccles, cover me with this photograph of a gun!

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--> '''Seagoon:''' ''(while ''[while trying to seize control of a train from a hostile Grytpype-Thynne)'' Grytpype-Thynne]'' Eccles, cover me with this photograph of a gun!



-->''*loud knocking on door*''\\
'''Ray Ellington''': Open up, or I'll write to the Times.

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-->''*loud -->''[loud knocking on door*''\\
door]''\\
'''Ray Ellington''': Ellington:''' Open up, or I'll write to the Times.



--->'''Grytpype-Thynne''': I thought I saw a Greek urn buried in the sand.\\
'''Moriarty''': What's a Greek earn?\\
'''Grytpype-Thynne''': It's a vase made by Greeks for carrying liquids.\\
'''Moriarty''': I wasn't expecting that answer.\\
'''Grytpype-Thynne''': Neither were quite a few smart alec listeners.

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--->'''Grytpype-Thynne''': --->'''Grytpype-Thynne:''' I thought I saw a Greek urn buried in the sand.\\
'''Moriarty''': '''Moriarty:''' What's a Greek earn?\\
'''Grytpype-Thynne''': '''Grytpype-Thynne:''' It's a vase made by Greeks for carrying liquids.\\
'''Moriarty''': '''Moriarty:''' I wasn't expecting that answer.\\
'''Grytpype-Thynne''': '''Grytpype-Thynne:''' Neither were quite a few smart alec listeners.



--->'''Seagoon''': Could you help me to get this sword loose?\\
'''Ellington''': Well I'll hold it, and when I nod my head, you hit it.\\
'''Seagoon''': Let's get this right... You'll hold it, and when you nod your head, I hit it?\\
'''Ellington''': Yeah!\\
'''Seagoon''': Okay.\\
'''Ellington''': Right.\\

to:

--->'''Seagoon''': --->'''Seagoon:''' Could you help me to get this sword loose?\\
'''Ellington''': '''Ellington:''' Well I'll hold it, and when I nod my head, you hit it.\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Let's get this right... You'll hold it, and when you nod your head, I hit it?\\
'''Ellington''': '''Ellington:''' Yeah!\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Okay.\\
'''Ellington''': '''Ellington:''' Right.\\



'''Seagoon''': Hurrah, that got it out. ''(Laughs)'' Hands up all those who thought I was going to hit him on the nut?

to:

'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Hurrah, that got it out. ''(Laughs)'' ''[laughs]'' Hands up all those who thought I was going to hit him on the nut?



---> '''Willium:''' Hello hello hello, who's this kipping on the floor? What's this label round his neck say? ''(reads)'' "I am the new tenant 'ere". Oh, are you, mate? What's this second label say? ''(reads)'' "Yes I am."

to:

---> '''Willium:''' Hello hello hello, who's this kipping on the floor? What's this label round his neck say? ''(reads)'' ''[reads]'' "I am the new tenant 'ere". Oh, are you, mate? What's this second label say? ''(reads)'' ''[reads]'' "Yes I am."



--->'''Radio''': This is the BBC Spon Service, and here is the news. On reaching the Middle East, parcels of British water intended for the blazing embassy in China have completely evaporated.\\
'''Neddie''': Evaporated? Are you sure?\\
'''Radio''': Positive.

to:

--->'''Radio''': --->'''Radio:''' This is the BBC Spon Service, and here is the news. On reaching the Middle East, parcels of British water intended for the blazing embassy in China have completely evaporated.\\
'''Neddie''': '''Neddie:''' Evaporated? Are you sure?\\
'''Radio''': '''Radio:''' Positive.



-->'''Seagoon''': Have a gorilla.\\
'''Eidelburger''': No thankyou, I only smoke baboons.

to:

-->'''Seagoon''': -->'''Seagoon:''' Have a gorilla.\\
'''Eidelburger''': '''Eidelburger:''' No thankyou, I only smoke baboons.



-->'''Ellington''': ''(long string of african-esque gibberish)''\\
'''Seagoon''': Hm. Flowerdew, tell him I can't understand what he's saying.\\
'''Flowerdew''': ''(short, very soft-spoken gibberish)''\\
'''Ellington''': ''(long string of very emphatic gibberish)''\\
'''Flowerdew''': He says, sir, he doesn't understand what he's saying either.

to:

-->'''Ellington''': ''(long -->'''Ellington:''' ''[long string of african-esque gibberish)''\\
'''Seagoon''':
gibberish]''\\
'''Seagoon:'''
Hm. Flowerdew, tell him I can't understand what he's saying.\\
'''Flowerdew''': ''(short, '''Flowerdew:''' ''[short, very soft-spoken gibberish)''\\
'''Ellington''': ''(long
gibberish]''\\
'''Ellington:''' ''[long
string of very emphatic gibberish)''\\
'''Flowerdew''':
gibberish]''\\
'''Flowerdew:'''
He says, sir, he doesn't understand what he's saying either.



-->'''Bloodnok''': Tell him to wait in the hiding room while I paste these photographs in my hat. Paste, paste -- well, there's no sound effect for paste, is there?

to:

-->'''Bloodnok''': -->'''Bloodnok:''' Tell him to wait in the hiding room while I paste these photographs in my hat. Paste, paste -- well, there's no sound effect for paste, is there?



-->'''Moriarty''': You see señor, the united anti-socialist neo-democratic pro-fascist communist party is fighting to overthrow the unilateral democratic united partisan bellicose pacifist cobelligerent tory labour liberal party!\\
'''Seagoon''': Whose side are you on?\\
'''Moriarty''': There are no sides - we are all in this together.

to:

-->'''Moriarty''': -->'''Moriarty:''' You see señor, the united anti-socialist neo-democratic pro-fascist communist party is fighting to overthrow the unilateral democratic united partisan bellicose pacifist cobelligerent tory labour liberal party!\\
'''Seagoon''': '''Seagoon:''' Whose side are you on?\\
'''Moriarty''': '''Moriarty:''' There are no sides - we are all in this together.



-->'''Henry Crun''': ''(hangs up a phone call which we only heard his side of)''\\
'''Minnie''': Who was that on the phone, Henry?\\
'''Henry Crun''': It was me, Minnie.\\
'''Minnie''': Oh! I thought I recognized the voice.

to:

-->'''Henry Crun''': ''(hangs Crun:''' ''[hangs up a phone call which we only heard his side of)''\\
'''Minnie''':
of]''\\
'''Minnie:'''
Who was that on the phone, Henry?\\
'''Henry Crun''': Crun:''' It was me, Minnie.\\
'''Minnie''': '''Minnie:''' Oh! I thought I recognized the voice.



-->'''Seagoon''': Here, why isn't he whispering?\\
'''Grytpype''': He hasn't got laryngitis.

to:

-->'''Seagoon''': -->'''Seagoon:''' Here, why isn't he whispering?\\
'''Grytpype''': '''Grytpype:''' He hasn't got laryngitis.
20th Mar '17 7:01:33 PM PaulA
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* AffectionateParody: Among the stories that could qualify as this are "Shangri-La Again" (''Film/LostHorizon''), "1985" (''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''), "The Scarlet Capsule" (''Series/QuatermassAndThePit''), and the various takes on RobinHood done as Christmas episodes.
** And "The African Incident" (''TheBridgeOnTheRiverKwai''), and "The Man who Never Was" (''Film/TheManWhoNeverWas''), and "The Fear of Wages" (''Film/TheWagesOfFear'')...
** And "Dishonoured" and "Dishonoured Again" (''Dishonored''), "Under Two Floorboards" (not ''Literature/UnderTwoFlags'' -- actually it's their version of ''Literature/BeauGeste''), "King Solomon's Mines" (''Literature/KingSolomonsMines'') ....

to:

* AffectionateParody: Among the stories that could qualify as this are "Shangri-La Again" (''Film/LostHorizon''), "1985" (''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''), "The Scarlet Capsule" (''Series/QuatermassAndThePit''), and the various takes on RobinHood done as Christmas episodes.
** And
"The African Incident" (''TheBridgeOnTheRiverKwai''), and (''Film/TheBridgeOnTheRiverKwai''), "The Man who Never Was" (''Film/TheManWhoNeverWas''), and "The Fear of Wages" (''Film/TheWagesOfFear'')...
** And
(''Film/TheWagesOfFear''), "Dishonoured" and "Dishonoured Again" (''Dishonored''), "Under Two Floorboards" (not ''Literature/UnderTwoFlags'' -- actually it's their version of ''Literature/BeauGeste''), "King Solomon's Mines" (''Literature/KingSolomonsMines'') ....(''Literature/KingSolomonsMines''), and the various takes on RobinHood done as Christmas episodes.
27th Feb '17 1:27:25 PM foxley
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* HangingJudge: The Lord Chief Magistrate of Little Filthmuck in ''Radio/TheGoonShow'' episode "The Rent Collectors":

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* HangingJudge: The Lord Chief Magistrate of Little Filthmuck in ''Radio/TheGoonShow'' episode "The Rent Collectors":
27th Feb '17 1:25:42 PM foxley
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* HangingJudge: The Lord Chief Magistrate of Little Filthmuck in ''Radio/TheGoonShow'' episode "The Rent Collectors":
-->'''Magistrate:''' Right, now I declare that I will try the prisoner fairly, and that I am entirely unbiased, one way or the other, right? \\
'''Bailiff:''' Right, sir! \\
'''Magistrate:''' Good! ''[aside]'' Now, Tom. Just run across the road and get some good, strong rope.
27th Feb '17 1:07:35 PM john_e
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'''Clement Attlee:''' Hello, this is [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clement_Attlee Mr. Attlee]].[[note]]Clement Attlee, deputy prime minister, serving under Churchill.[[/note]] Someone's just thrown a batter pudding at me!

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'''Clement Attlee:''' Hello, this is [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clement_Attlee Mr. Attlee]].[[note]]Clement Attlee, deputy prime minister, serving under Churchill.leader of the opposition.[[/note]] Someone's just thrown a batter pudding at me!
20th Feb '17 5:33:58 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Seagoon:''' My name is Seagoon, Neddie Seagoon. You've possibly seen my name in the [[BritishNewspapers Mirror.]] It reads: Noogeas Eidden, Noogeas.

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-->'''Seagoon:''' My name is Seagoon, Neddie Seagoon. You've possibly seen my name in the [[BritishNewspapers [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers Mirror.]] It reads: Noogeas Eidden, Noogeas.
11th Feb '17 11:01:25 PM CaptEquinox
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Not to be confused with ''ComicBook/TheGoon'', a comic series about a muscle-bound mob enforcer who fights monsters; nor should it be confused with any shows that happen to be made by [[Website/SomethingAwful goons]], or ''Series/TheGongShow'', or ''Film/TheGoonies''.

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Not to be confused with ''ComicBook/TheGoon'', a comic series about a muscle-bound mob enforcer who fights monsters; nor with Alice the Goon or her relatives in ''Comics/ThimbleTheater''; nor should it be confused with [[WelcomeToNightVale any shows that happen to be made by by]] [[Website/SomethingAwful goons]], or ''Series/TheGongShow'', or ''Film/TheGoonies''.



** And "Dishonoured" and "Dishonoured Again" (''Dishonored''), "Under Two Floorboards" (''Literature/UnderTwoFlags''), "King Solomon's Mines" (''Literature/KingSolomonsMines'') ....

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** And "Dishonoured" and "Dishonoured Again" (''Dishonored''), "Under Two Floorboards" (''Literature/UnderTwoFlags''), (not ''Literature/UnderTwoFlags'' -- actually it's their version of ''Literature/BeauGeste''), "King Solomon's Mines" (''Literature/KingSolomonsMines'') ....



** ''[[ArcWords It's great to be alive in 1985!]]''



* CallBack: There were several, especially when the cast ad-libbed. A notable example was in the episode immediately following "The Mysterious Punch up the Conker", when Seagoon made a ridiculous and long-winded joke, culminating in some awful singing, and Grypype remarked "You'll get a punch up the conk for this."

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* CallBack: There were several, especially when the cast ad-libbed. A notable example was in the episode immediately following "The Mysterious Punch up the Conker", when Seagoon made a ridiculous and long-winded joke, culminating in some awful singing, and Grypype Grytpype remarked "You'll get a punch up the conk for this."



** "Ying tong iddle i po" and "Needle nardle noo", all-purpose catchphrases (most often Neddie's). "It's all in the mind, you know" was also used by everyone, most commontly Grytpype-Thynne.

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** "Ying tong iddle i po" and "Needle nardle noo", all-purpose catchphrases (most often Neddie's). "It's all in the mind, you know" was also used by everyone, most commontly commonly Grytpype-Thynne.



'''Clement Attlee:''' Hello, this is Mr. Attlee. Someone's just thrown a batter pudding at me!

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'''Clement Attlee:''' Hello, this is [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clement_Attlee Mr. Attlee. Attlee]].[[note]]Clement Attlee, deputy prime minister, serving under Churchill.[[/note]] Someone's just thrown a batter pudding at me!



'''Winston Churchill:''' Come on Clem, what have we got to lose?

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'''Winston Churchill:''' Come on Clem, Clem[[note]]again, Clement Attlee[[/note]], what have we got to lose?
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