History Quotes / YetAnotherStupidDeath

29th Apr '16 8:59:39 PM Orbiting
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->Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny 'cos they're true. Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you!

to:

->Stupid ->''"Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny 'cos they're true. Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you!you!"''



->''This dimension cuts like a knife\\

to:

->''This ->''"This dimension cuts like a knife\\



''([[HaveANiceDeath You are dead, dead, dead...]])

to:

''([[HaveANiceDeath You are dead, dead, dead...]])]])"



->''What the fuck just happened? ''(Happened)''\\

to:

->''What ->''"What the fuck just happened? ''(Happened)''\\



Fucking dammit, I just froze to death''

to:

Fucking dammit, I just froze to death''death"''



->''Skippy sank in lava, Corwin turned to slime,\\

to:

->''Skippy ->''"Skippy sank in lava, Corwin turned to slime,\\



As they tried to find the Amulet, somewhere in the dungeon.''
-->-- First verse of a ''[=NetHack=]'' [[http://partiallyclips.com/filk/nethack/ filk]] by Rob Balder

->Fuck you, Bullet Bill! For shuffling me off this fuckin' mortal coil, [[SophisticatedAsHell ya cock!]]

to:

As they tried to find the Amulet, somewhere in the dungeon.''
"''
-->-- First verse of a ''[=NetHack=]'' [[http://partiallyclips.com/filk/nethack/ filk]] by Rob Balder

->Fuck
'''Rob Balder'''

->''"Fuck
you, Bullet Bill! For shuffling me off this fuckin' mortal coil, [[SophisticatedAsHell ya cock!]]cock!]]"''



->You wanna play shit? This is your ''[[WroteTheBook grandfather's]]'' shit.\\\
* [[PressStartToGameOver Gets run over by a herd of pigs, dies]]*\\\
...w-w-'''''WHAT HAPPENED?!''''' ''(scoffs)'' Only on Atari!
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''{{Film/Porkys}}'' for Atari2600

->(*boom*)\\\
''Bullshit!!'' '''''DYNAMITE?''''' Lady, you have fucking gremlins with ''dynamite'' in your basement! Aw, that's just great. The Avatar, the slayer of [[VideoGame/UltimaIII Exodus]], is one-hit by [[TheGoomba a gremlin]]. Fuck you...\\\
(*chomp*)\\\
''Bullshit!!'' Aw, that was bullshit! The '''fuck''' was that? --oh, it's a spider, yeah, good. The Avatar is dead and the world is now doomed [[DeathByFallingOver because of a spider.]]
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''VideoGame/UltimaVII'' (SNES)

->Now, I never reviewed ''Dark Souls'', because other titles were out and my playtime was limited -- and every time I sat down to it, it was like [[RakeTake walking into a dark shed full of rakes]], immediately treading on one and getting '''BLAT!'''-ered in the face. Other people with more time on their hands started telling me it was the greatest thing since tummy rubs, so I'd go back in the shed thinking, 'well, maybe there was just the ''one'' rake', before '''BLAT!''' in the face again. So I left it for awhile, but this week, with plenty of free time in my schedule I thought to myself, 'Last chance, I'll just keep tanking the rakes and maybe I'll somehow become [[TooKinkyToTorture really psychotically into being rake-faced]] just in time to be prepared for the sequel.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''VideoGames/DarkSouls''

to:

->You ->''"You wanna play shit? This is your ''[[WroteTheBook grandfather's]]'' shit.\\\
* [[PressStartToGameOver
\\
''[[[PressStartToGameOver
Gets run over by a herd of pigs, dies]]*\\\
...
dies]]]''\\
...
w-w-'''''WHAT HAPPENED?!''''' ''(scoffs)'' ''[scoffs]'' Only on Atari!
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''
Atari!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''
on ''{{Film/Porkys}}'' for Atari2600

->(*boom*)\\\
->''"''[boom]''\\
''Bullshit!!'' '''''DYNAMITE?''''' Lady, you have fucking gremlins with ''dynamite'' in your basement! Aw, that's just great. The Avatar, the slayer of [[VideoGame/UltimaIII Exodus]], is one-hit by [[TheGoomba a gremlin]]. Fuck you...\\\
(*chomp*)\\\
\\
''[chomp]''\\
''Bullshit!!'' Aw, that was bullshit! The '''fuck''' was that? --oh, it's a spider, yeah, good. The Avatar is dead and the world is now doomed [[DeathByFallingOver because of a spider.]]
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment
]]"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment
Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''VideoGame/UltimaVII'' (SNES)

->Now, ->''"Now, I never reviewed ''Dark Souls'', because other titles were out and my playtime was limited -- and every time I sat down to it, it was like [[RakeTake walking into a dark shed full of rakes]], immediately treading on one and getting '''BLAT!'''-ered in the face. Other people with more time on their hands started telling me it was the greatest thing since tummy rubs, so I'd go back in the shed thinking, 'well, maybe there was just the ''one'' rake', before '''BLAT!''' in the face again. So I left it for awhile, but this week, with plenty of free time in my schedule I thought to myself, 'Last chance, I'll just keep tanking the rakes and maybe I'll somehow become [[TooKinkyToTorture really psychotically into being rake-faced]] just in time to be prepared for the sequel.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''',
sequel."''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''',
''VideoGames/DarkSouls''
29th Oct '15 4:22:46 PM hamonrye
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->Fuck you, Bullet Bill! For shuffling me off this mortal coil, [[SophisticatedAsHell ya fuck!]]

to:

->Fuck you, Bullet Bill! For shuffling me off this fuckin' mortal coil, [[SophisticatedAsHell ya fuck!]]cock!]]
29th Oct '15 4:21:29 PM hamonrye
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->Fuck you, Bullet Bill! For shuffling me off this mortal coil, [[SophisticatedAsHell ya fuck!]]
-->-- LetsPlay of ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8 Super Mario Brothers 85]]''



''(James hurries across a superhighway, gets struck by pigs, teleports to a swamp and drowns)''\\\

to:

''(James hurries across a superhighway, gets struck *[[PressStartToGameOver Gets run over by a herd of pigs, teleports to a swamp and drowns)''\\\dies]]*\\\
7th Jun '15 5:22:04 PM Prfnoff
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-->-- A ''VideoGame/NancyDrew'' [[http://conversingwithturnips.tumblr.com/post/67206475418/sleuths-a-k-a-royals-re-written-for-the-clue-crew filk]] [[note]]Sung to the tune of ''Royals'' by Lorde [[/note]]

to:

-->-- A ''VideoGame/NancyDrew'' [[http://conversingwithturnips.tumblr.com/post/67206475418/sleuths-a-k-a-royals-re-written-for-the-clue-crew filk]] [[note]]Sung to the tune of ''Royals'' ToTheTuneOf "Royals" by Lorde Music/{{Lorde}} [[/note]]
7th Jun '15 5:21:07 PM Prfnoff
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-->-- ''TotalDistortion''

to:

-->-- ''TotalDistortion''
''VideoGame/TotalDistortion''
9th Mar '15 6:16:46 PM johnnyfog
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->(*boom*)\\\
''Bullshit!!'' '''''DYNAMITE?''''' Lady, you have fucking gremlins with ''dynamite'' in your basement! Aw, that's just great. The Avatar, the slayer of [[VideoGame/UltimaIII Exodus]], is one-hit by [[TheGoomba a gremlin]]. Fuck you...\\\
(*chomp*)\\\
''Bullshit!!'' Aw, that was bullshit! The '''fuck''' was that? --oh, it's a spider, yeah, good. The Avatar is dead and the world is now doomed [[DeathByFallingOver because of a spider.]]
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''VideoGame/UltimaVII'' (SNES)
30th Jan '15 9:22:26 PM johnnyfog
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->You wanna play shit? This is your ''[[WroteTheBook grandfather's]]'' shit.\\\
''(James hurries across a superhighway, gets struck by pigs, teleports to a swamp and drowns)''\\\
...w-w-'''''WHAT HAPPENED?!''''' ''(scoffs)'' Only on Atari!
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''{{Film/Porkys}}'' for Atari2600
11th Jan '15 12:43:24 AM johnnyfog
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->As they tried to find the Amulet, somewhere in the dungeon.''

to:

->As As they tried to find the Amulet, somewhere in the dungeon.''
11th Jan '15 12:43:14 AM johnnyfog
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-> ''"Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny 'cos they're true. Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you!"''

to:

-> ''"Stupid ->Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny 'cos they're true. Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you!"''you!



->''"This dimension cuts like a knife.''
->''([[EarWorm You are dead, dead, dead...]])''
->''What a'' pitiful ''waste of a human life!''
->''([[HaveANiceDeath You are dead, dead, dead...]])"''

to:

->''"This ->''This dimension cuts like a knife.''
->''([[EarWorm
knife\\
''([[EarWorm
You are dead, dead, dead...]])''
->''What a''
]])''\\
What a
pitiful ''waste waste of a human life!''
->''([[HaveANiceDeath
life\\
''([[HaveANiceDeath
You are dead, dead, dead...]])"'']])



->What the fuck just happened? ''(Happened)''
->Great now Iím stuck here on the ice!
->And my coatís fucking gone ''(itís gone, itís gone, itís gone)''
->Fucking dammit, I just froze to death

to:

->What ->''What the fuck just happened? ''(Happened)''
->Great
''(Happened)''\\
Great
now Iím stuck here on the ice!
->And
ice!\\
And
my coatís fucking gone ''(itís gone, itís gone, itís gone)''
->Fucking
gone)''\\
Fucking
dammit, I just froze to deathdeath''



->Skippy sank in lava, Corwin turned to slime,
->They could both see what was coming but they couldn't pray in time.
->Pinky fought a soldier ant that crawled out of his backpack
->They were all in love with dyin', they were doing it in ''VideoGame/NetHack''.
->Bertha swung Mjollnir like a Valkyrie in the rain
->Then she lost her mind in Sokoban; a flayer ate her brain.
->They were all in love with dyin', usin' every keyboard function,
->As they tried to find the Amulet, somewhere in the dungeon.

to:

->Skippy ->''Skippy sank in lava, Corwin turned to slime,
->They
slime,\\
They
could both see what was coming but they couldn't pray in time.
->Pinky
time.\\
Pinky
fought a soldier ant that crawled out of his backpack
->They
backpack\\
They
were all in love with dyin', they were doing it in ''VideoGame/NetHack''.
->Bertha
''VideoGame/NetHack''.\\
Bertha
swung Mjollnir like a Valkyrie in the rain
->Then
rain,\\
Then
she lost her mind in Sokoban; a flayer ate her brain.
->They
brain.\\
They
were all in love with dyin', usin' every keyboard function,
function,\\
->As they tried to find the Amulet, somewhere in the dungeon.''


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->Now, I never reviewed ''Dark Souls'', because other titles were out and my playtime was limited -- and every time I sat down to it, it was like [[RakeTake walking into a dark shed full of rakes]], immediately treading on one and getting '''BLAT!'''-ered in the face. Other people with more time on their hands started telling me it was the greatest thing since tummy rubs, so I'd go back in the shed thinking, 'well, maybe there was just the ''one'' rake', before '''BLAT!''' in the face again. So I left it for awhile, but this week, with plenty of free time in my schedule I thought to myself, 'Last chance, I'll just keep tanking the rakes and maybe I'll somehow become [[TooKinkyToTorture really psychotically into being rake-faced]] just in time to be prepared for the sequel.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''VideoGames/DarkSouls''
22nd Dec '14 2:02:39 PM Rotpar
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->They were all in love with dyin', they were doing it in NetHack.

to:

->They were all in love with dyin', they were doing it in NetHack.''VideoGame/NetHack''.



-->-- First verse of a ''Roguelike/{{Nethack}}'' [[http://partiallyclips.com/filk/nethack/ filk]] by Rob Balder

to:

-->-- First verse of a ''Roguelike/{{Nethack}}'' ''[=NetHack=]'' [[http://partiallyclips.com/filk/nethack/ filk]] by Rob Balder
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