History Quotes / WordSaladLyrics

3rd Feb '18 2:33:54 AM nm3youtube
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->''"Let's see the fuckers figure'' that ''one out!"''
-->--'''John Lennon''' to Paul McCartney after writing the above song



->''Does it hurt when 'glossolalia coats your skin?' Where can I find a nice new pair of 'unkempt nourishment plows?' What are 'castrating kisses stalactite stems?' I certainly don't know, and neither do the members of Mars Volta who wrote these lyrics.''
-->-- '''Dustin Glick''', ''The Five Most Unintentionally Funny Albums of 2006''




->"I must have played this song like 3000 times in concert. And after all this time, I still have no idea what the fuck it's about."
-->-'''[[Music/{{REM}} Peter Buck]]''' talking about the song "Orange Crush"

->''Bernie Taupin has the ability to use allegory and irony in his lyrics to express profound truths about the human condition ... He also has the ability to write lyrics that make no fucking sense at all...''
-->'''[[Website/{{Cracked}} cracked.com]]''' on '''[[http://www.cracked.com/funny-529-elton-john/ Elton John]]'''

->''"We pretty much write these songs and let other people figure them out."''
-->-'''[[Music/TheyMightBeGiants John Linnell]]'''

->''"Now they're trying to come up with meanings for [[Music/TheBeatles Beatles]] songs. I never understood what any of them were about, myself...''"
-->-'''Music/RingoStarr''



->''"No-one else can make me feel the colors that you bring." What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?''
-->-'''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', on '''Minnie Riperton''''s "Loving You"

->''OK, see, according to every Internet site I consulted (believe me, I consulted a lot of them), what [[Music/KanyeWest Kanye's]] saying is "bathe my ape in your Milky Way". (plays line with subtitles) That can't possibly be the case, and if it is: Kanye, there's an art to sexual innuendo. You've gotta have some kind of sense. You can't just take a vaguely sexual sentence and throw random words into it!''
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', on '''Music/KanyeWest''''s first [[AWildRapperAppears rap verse]] on [[Music/KatyPerry E.T.]]



->''A great track, but the lyrics are fucking gibberish. You look at them and go, "Stop watching documentaries, you knob". Who knows what I was going on about? [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs I was fucking stoned]].''
-->--'''Music/RobbieWilliams''', on ''Bodies''



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[[folder:Quotes about nonsensical lyrics]]
->''"Let's see the fuckers figure'' that ''one out!"''
-->--'''John Lennon''' to Paul McCartney after writing "I Am The Walrus"

->''Does it hurt when 'glossolalia coats your skin?' Where can I find a nice new pair of 'unkempt nourishment plows?' What are 'castrating kisses stalactite stems?' I certainly don't know, and neither do the members of Mars Volta who wrote these lyrics.''
-->-- '''Dustin Glick''', ''The Five Most Unintentionally Funny Albums of 2006''

->"I must have played this song like 3000 times in concert. And after all this time, I still have no idea what the fuck it's about."
-->-'''[[Music/{{REM}} Peter Buck]]''' talking about the song "Orange Crush"

->''Bernie Taupin has the ability to use allegory and irony in his lyrics to express profound truths about the human condition ... He also has the ability to write lyrics that make no fucking sense at all...''
-->'''[[Website/{{Cracked}} cracked.com]]''' on '''[[http://www.cracked.com/funny-529-elton-john/ Elton John]]'''

->''"We pretty much write these songs and let other people figure them out."''
-->-'''[[Music/TheyMightBeGiants John Linnell]]'''

->''"Now they're trying to come up with meanings for [[Music/TheBeatles Beatles]] songs. I never understood what any of them were about, myself...''"
-->-'''Music/RingoStarr'''

->''"No-one else can make me feel the colors that you bring." What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?''
-->-'''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', on '''Minnie Riperton''''s "Loving You"

->''OK, see, according to every Internet site I consulted (believe me, I consulted a lot of them), what [[Music/KanyeWest Kanye's]] saying is "bathe my ape in your Milky Way". (plays line with subtitles) That can't possibly be the case, and if it is: Kanye, there's an art to sexual innuendo. You've gotta have some kind of sense. You can't just take a vaguely sexual sentence and throw random words into it!''
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', on '''Music/KanyeWest''''s first [[AWildRapperAppears rap verse]] on [[Music/KatyPerry E.T.]]

->''A great track, but the lyrics are fucking gibberish. You look at them and go, "Stop watching documentaries, you knob". Who knows what I was going on about? [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs I was fucking stoned]].''
-->--'''Music/RobbieWilliams''', on ''Bodies''





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27th Dec '17 8:41:49 AM nm3youtube
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->''"You know how many critics have ragged on Music/{{Train}}, telling them to go back and rewrite some of their songs? This makes them look competent, because every single line here is just there to rhyme with the previous one with no time for sense or logic!"''
-->-- '''The Social Tune''', on "Summer Girls" by LFO

27th Nov '17 2:02:51 PM UchuuFlamenco
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-->--'''LemonDemon''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRisDso99s0 Word Disassociation]]''

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-->--'''LemonDemon''', -->--'''Music/LemonDemon''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRisDso99s0 Word Disassociation]]''
26th Feb '17 10:48:33 PM gewunomox
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-->-'''RingoStarr''

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-->-'''RingoStarr''
-->-'''Music/RingoStarr''
30th Dec '16 9:04:58 PM TheNohrianDarkKnight
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->Gotta get in tune with Anime/SailorMoon

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->Gotta get in tune with Anime/SailorMoonManga/SailorMoon
14th Aug '16 10:23:39 AM ading
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''Then rap artists lootin' and the labels all dilutin'''\\

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''Then rap artists lootin' and the labels all dilutin'''\\dilutin' ''\\
4th Aug '16 6:50:06 PM ading
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->''Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say,''\\
''Your cheques will arrive on another day.''\\
''Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar''\\
''Another stuffed shirt with another white collar''\\
''CRIMINALS! WALL STREET TAKING THE PIE!''\\
''AND ALL THE BLACK MAN GETS IS A PLATE OF WHITE LIES!''\\
''Prisons recruitin', and police be shootin'''\\
''Then rap artists lootin' and the labels all dilutin'''\\
''And Barack Obama, BE SCAAAARRRED of me''\\
''Cause I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free''
-->--'''Dean Pelton''', ''Series/{{Community}}'', "VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing"

13th Apr '16 3:21:05 PM ading
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-->'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Bob"

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-->'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', -->--'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Bob"



-->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRozKfYGFVc The Llama Song]]

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-->[[https://www.-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRozKfYGFVc The Llama Song]]
13th Apr '16 3:20:48 PM ading
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->''I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake''\\
''But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake''\\
''I was only three years dead, but it told a tale''\\
''And now listen, little child, to the safety rail''\\
[...]\\
''Is that how it's told now? Is it all so old?''\\
''Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob ankle cold''\\
''Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck''\\
''Time for me to retire now and become a duck.''
-->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRozKfYGFVc The Llama Song]]
5th Apr '16 3:59:40 PM Andyroid
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''"Self paint lever itching dust"''\\
''"That made even less sense..."''

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''"Self paint lever itching dust"''\\
does"''\\
''"That made even less sense..."''\\
''"Shaving copter anymore"''\\
''"That's not even a sentence!"''\\
''"Weld crat tonsil speep enact"''\\
''"Some of those aren't words...
"''
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