History Quotes / WaifFu

->"What we really mean when we say we want strong female leads is: 'Give me a man but in the body of a woman I still want to see naked.'"

-->--''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt''

-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/the-x-files-season-five.html Doc Oho]]''' (on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Kill Switch")

->I think it only fair to warn you that I have studied jiujitsu. You may be big, but I'm ''small!''
-->'''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck''' (as [[CaptainErsatz "Dorlock]] [[Literature/SherlockHolmes Homes"]]), [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "Deduce, You Say?"]]

->"Remember child, this is not the dance of the Westeros we are learning. The knights dance... ''[[LargeHam Hacking! And hammering!]]'' This is the Braavos dance, the water dance. It is swift...and sudden."
-->-- Syrio Forel training Arya Stark, ''Series/GameOfThrones''

-->--Brit Marling, [[https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/07/opinion/sunday/brit-marling-women-movies.html?utm_source=pocket-newtab "I Don't Want to Be the Strong Female Lead"]]

-->-- Syrio Forel training Arya Stark, '''Series/GameOfThrones'''

-->'''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck''' (as [[CaptainErsatz "Dorlock]] [[SherlockHolmes Homes"]]), [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "Deduce, You Say?"]]

->''"Mulder's dreams say a lot about his psyche -- kinky nurses fulfilling his every whim, losing his arms because he feels trapped and being saved by a kung-fu fighting Scully who knocks them out with a kick to the head!... Watching her fight like [[Series/TheAvengers Emma Peel]] is so cool I think I might have turned straight for just a second."''

"What we really mean when we say we want strong female leads is: 'Give me a man but in the body of a woman I still want to see naked.'"

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-->-- '''Chris Sims''' ([[http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/02/24/the-most-realistic-moments-in-kick-ass/ on the "realism"]] in ''Film/KickAss'')

->''"Mulder’s dreams say a lot about his psyche – kinky nurses fulfilling his every whim, losing his arms because he feels trapped and being saved by a kung-fu fighting Scully who knocks them out with a kick to the head! ... Watching her fight like [[Series/TheAvengers Emma Peel]] is so cool I think I might have turned straight for just a second."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/the-x-files-season-five.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Kill Switch"

-->--'''[[http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/02/24/the-most-realistic-moments-in-kick-ass/ Chris Sims]], on the "realism" in ''{{Kick-Ass}}''.

->The layman may be under the impression that the laws of physics would make this impossible, but as top medical scientists have agreed as recently as 1453, little girls are actually made of an alloy comprised of sugar, spice, and high-tensile littlegirlium, a substance capable of storing and unleashing incredible amounts of kinetic energy.
-->''Comics Alliance's'' [[http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/02/24/the-most-realistic-moments-in-kick-ass/ Chris Sims]], on the [[SarcasmMode "realism"]] of Hit Girl bisecting grown men with [[DualWielding dual-wielded]] [[KatanasAreJustBetter katanas]] in ''{{Kick-Ass}}''.

-->'''DaffyDuck''' (as [[CaptainErsatz "Dorlock]] [[SherlockHolmes Homes"]]), [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "Deduce, You Say?"]]

-->'''DaffyDuck''' (as [[CaptainErsatz "Dorlock]] [[SherlockHolmes Homes"]]), [[LooneyTunes "Deduce, You Say?"]]

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-->''GunnerkriggCourt''

->Why don't we start with the part where [[TheBigGuy Jayne]] gets decked by [[BadassAbnormal a 90-pound girl]], 'cause I don't think that's ever getting old.
-->-- '''[[TheSmartGuy Wash]]''', ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

-->-- '''[[TheSmartGuy Wash]]''', ''{{Serenity}}''

-->-- [[TheSmartGuy Wash]], ''{{Serenity}}''

-->''Comics Alliance's'' [[http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/02/24/the-most-realistic-moments-in-kick-ass/ Chris Sims]], on the [[SarcasmMode "realism"]] of Hit Girl bisecting grown men with [[DualWielding dual-wielded]] [[KatanasAreJustBetter katanas]] in ''[=~Kick-Ass~=]''.