History Quotes / VideoGameCrueltyPunishment

28th Jul '17 11:11:26 PM Luigifan
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-->--'''[[LetsPlay/VideoGameDunkey Dunkey]]''', "How to Play ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 4}}''

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-->--'''[[LetsPlay/VideoGameDunkey Dunkey]]''', "How to Play ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 4}}''
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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/{{Zork}} Zorklon]]''' gets fed up with '''[[Website/{{Cracked}} Robert Brockway]]'''[='=]s [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential rampant abuse of deer and gnomes]] and proceeds to sic a gigantic penis monster on him to rape him to death, "''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/revisiting-old-school-text-adventures-as-a-jaded-modern-gamer/ Revisiting Old-School Text Adventures as a Jaded Modern Gamer]]''"

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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/{{Zork}} Zorklon]]''' gets fed up with '''[[Website/{{Cracked}} Robert Brockway]]'''[='=]s [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential rampant abuse of deer and gnomes]] and [[KillerGameMaster proceeds to sic sic]] [[HopelessBossFight a gigantic penis monster monster]] on him [[CruelAndUnusualDeath to rape him to death, death]], "''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/revisiting-old-school-text-adventures-as-a-jaded-modern-gamer/ Revisiting Old-School Text Adventures as a Jaded Modern Gamer]]''"
28th Jul '17 11:09:42 PM Luigifan
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->Is this how you want shit to go down? Really? Fine. We can play that way. Yeah. Yeah, we can do that.
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/{{Zork}} Zorklon]]''' gets fed up with '''[[Website/{{Cracked}} Robert Brockway]]'''[='=]s [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential rampant abuse of deer and gnomes]] and proceeds to sic a gigantic penis monster on him to rape him to death, "''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/revisiting-old-school-text-adventures-as-a-jaded-modern-gamer/ Revisiting Old-School Text Adventures as a Jaded Modern Gamer]]''"
28th Jul '17 10:59:06 PM Luigifan
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''*sees mama gorilla*''\\
'''Dunkey''': Uh oh. '''''OH GOD NO LEAVE ME ALONE KING KONG! SHIT, HE'S MISSILE PROOF!!'''''

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''*sees [[MamaBear mama gorilla*''\\
gorilla]]*''\\
'''Dunkey''': [[OhCrap Uh oh. '''''OH oh.]] '''''[[OhCrap OH GOD NO LEAVE ME ALONE KING KONG! KONG!]] SHIT, HE'S MISSILE PROOF!!'''''
20th May '17 12:12:02 PM nombretomado
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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: ''VideoGame/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''
20th Dec '15 3:21:56 PM totoofze47
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->''Anyone who would kill a man of the cloth doesn't deserve to play this game. [[NonStandardGameOver Therefore, we will end it.]]

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->''Anyone ->Anyone who would kill a man of the cloth doesn't deserve to play this game. [[NonStandardGameOver Therefore, we will end it.]]
20th Dec '15 3:19:50 PM totoofze47
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->''Anyone who would kill a man of the cloth doesn't deserve to play this game. [[NonStandardGameOver Therefore, we will end it.]]
-->--'''Narrator''', ''VideoGame/KingsQuestIIRomancingTheThrone'', if you have Graham kill the monk in the church.
26th Nov '15 8:56:37 AM namingway
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'''Dunkey''': Uh oh. '''''OH GOD NO LEAVE ME ALONE KEEP GOING! SHIT, HE'S MISSILE PROOF!!'''''

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'''Dunkey''': Uh oh. '''''OH GOD NO LEAVE ME ALONE KEEP GOING! KING KONG! SHIT, HE'S MISSILE PROOF!!'''''
24th Nov '15 10:14:14 AM hamonrye
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->''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_7EhU5Y59M#t=145s *shooting at baby gorilla*]]''\\
'''Dunkey''': Hehehe! It's a little gorilly! You little idiot! Why're you so small? Ha!\\
''*sees mama gorilla*''\\
'''Dunkey''': Uh oh. '''''OH GOD NO LEAVE ME ALONE KEEP GOING! SHIT, HE'S MISSILE PROOF!!'''''
-->--'''[[LetsPlay/VideoGameDunkey Dunkey]]''', "How to Play ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 4}}''
27th Feb '15 12:07:28 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Well, gee. I feel a little guilty now."''

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->''"Well, ->Well, gee. I feel a little guilty now."''



->''"''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening'' featured a mechanic that made it incredibly easy to shoplift. You could walk into item shops, pick up whatever you wanted and run out without paying a single rupee (this same mechanic is featured heavily in real life).\\\
To discourage players from stealing (despite giving them the ability to do so in the first place), the game would first scold you. Then, your name would suddenly change from '[[HelloInsertNameHere PUSSYHAMMER]]' to 'THIEF'."''

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->''"''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening'' ->What the fuck is a giant seahorse doing out there? Fuck ''that'' thing, too! Get the fuck outta here, seaho--OH HOLY SHIT IT BREATHES LIGHTNING I'M SORRY I'M SORRY '''''AAAAAAAAAAA'''''-- [game over]
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''

->''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening''
featured a mechanic that made it incredibly easy to shoplift. You could walk into item shops, pick up whatever you wanted and run out without paying a single rupee (this same mechanic is featured heavily in real life).\\\
To discourage players from stealing (despite giving them the ability to do so in the first place), the game would first scold you. Then, your name would suddenly change from '[[HelloInsertNameHere PUSSYHAMMER]]' to 'THIEF'."''
14th Jul '14 1:39:21 PM johnnyfog
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-->-- '''Guybrush Threepwood''', ''VideoGame/{{The Curse of Monkey Island}}'', upon finding out that the punishment for [[LeastRhymableWord attempting to end one of the greatest songs ever sung in a video game]] is... [[CaptainObvious ending one of the greatest songs ever sung in a video game]].

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-->-- '''Guybrush Threepwood''', ''VideoGame/{{The Curse of Monkey Island}}'', upon finding out that the punishment for [[LeastRhymableWord attempting to end one of the greatest songs ever sung in a video game]] is... [[CaptainObvious ending one of the greatest songs ever sung in a video game]].game]].

->''"''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening'' featured a mechanic that made it incredibly easy to shoplift. You could walk into item shops, pick up whatever you wanted and run out without paying a single rupee (this same mechanic is featured heavily in real life).\\\
To discourage players from stealing (despite giving them the ability to do so in the first place), the game would first scold you. Then, your name would suddenly change from '[[HelloInsertNameHere PUSSYHAMMER]]' to 'THIEF'."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-hilariously-elaborate-ways-video-games-punished-cheaters/ "5 Hilariously Elaborate Ways Video Games Punished Cheaters"]]
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