History Quotes / Vaporware

8th May '15 9:55:54 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: [[ObviousBeta Crash Directly to Desktop]]'' was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1]]?\\\ The real problem is that we gamers just love hype too much. We want the next big game -- we're HUNGRY for it. We'll believe it when people tell us it's coming, so long as they're passionate enough about it. And, say what you will about Derek Smart, he's full of passion. Well, [[ConMan he's full of something, at least.]]"''
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: [[ObviousBeta Crash Directly to Desktop]]'' was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1]]?\\\ The ->''"The real problem is that we gamers just love hype too much. We want the next big game -- we're HUNGRY for it. We'll believe it when people tell us it's coming, so long as they're passionate enough about it. And, say what you will about Derek Smart, he's full of passion. Well, [[ConMan he's full of something, at least.]]"''
8th May '15 9:54:51 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Developers like Dennis Dyack and Peter Molyneux making so many outrageous promises that we're supposed to think it's ''[[HonestJohnsDealership cute]]''. But I don't think it's cute. I think it's fucking gross, and we need to hold the Dyacks, the Molyneuxs, and the Pitchfords to account even if we like them.\\\
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->''"Developers like Dennis Dyack and Peter Molyneux making so many outrageous promises that we're supposed to think it's ''[[HonestJohnsDealership ''[[LovableRogue cute]]''. But I don't think it's cute. I think it's fucking gross, and we need to hold the Dyacks, the Molyneuxs, and the Pitchfords to account even if we like them.\\\
8th May '15 9:54:18 PM johnnyfog
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Now hey, I like Peter Molyneux as a guy. I like Randy Pitchford as a guy. I like--'' [beat] ''[[SitcomArchNemesis alright.]]"'' -->--'''Creator/jimSterling''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHLEQC5y4UY "Preview, Preordered, Prescrewed"]]
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Now hey, I like Peter Molyneux as a guy. I like Randy Pitchford as a guy. I like--'' [beat] [picture of Dennis Dyack] ''[[SitcomArchNemesis alright.]]"'' -->--'''Creator/jimSterling''', -->--'''Creator/JimSterling''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHLEQC5y4UY "Preview, Preordered, Prescrewed"]]
8th May '15 9:53:28 PM johnnyfog
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-->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g on]] your friend and mine, Creator/PeterMolyneux
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-->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g on]] your friend Creator/PeterMolyneux, ''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut'' ''Ghostbusters'' ->''"Developers like Dennis Dyack and mine, Creator/PeterMolyneux Peter Molyneux making so many outrageous promises that we're supposed to think it's ''[[HonestJohnsDealership cute]]''. But I don't think it's cute. I think it's fucking gross, and we need to hold the Dyacks, the Molyneuxs, and the Pitchfords to account even if we like them.\\\ Now hey, I like Peter Molyneux as a guy. I like Randy Pitchford as a guy. I like--'' [beat] ''[[SitcomArchNemesis alright.]]"'' -->--'''Creator/jimSterling''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHLEQC5y4UY "Preview, Preordered, Prescrewed"]]
5th Jun '14 8:18:41 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: Crash Directly'' to Desktop was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1]]?\\\
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: [[ObviousBeta Crash Directly'' Directly to Desktop Desktop]]'' was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1]]?\\\
5th Jun '14 8:17:41 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: Crash Directly'' to Desktop was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, Windows 3.1?\\\ The real problem is that we gamers just love hype too much. We want the next big game -- we're HUNGRY for it. We'll believe it when people tell us it's coming, so long as they're passionate enough about it. And, say what you will about Derek Smart, he's full of passion. Well, he's full of something, at least."''
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: Crash Directly'' to Desktop was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1?\\\ 1]]?\\\ The real problem is that we gamers just love hype too much. We want the next big game -- we're HUNGRY for it. We'll believe it when people tell us it's coming, so long as they're passionate enough about it. And, say what you will about Derek Smart, he's full of passion. Well, [[ConMan he's full of something, at least."'']]"''
5th Jun '14 8:16:56 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: Crash Directly'' to Desktop was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, Windows 3.1?\\\ The real problem is that we gamers just love hype too much. We want the next big game -- we're HUNGRY for it. We'll believe it when people tell us it's coming, so long as they're passionate enough about it. And, say what you will about Derek Smart, he's full of passion. Well, he's full of something, at least."'' -->--'''''Gamespy''''' [[http://web.archive.org/web/20030919021957/http://gamespy.com/articles/september03/25overrated/index8.shtml on]] ''Battlecruiser 3000 A.D.''
21st May '14 11:12:55 AM Jallen
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->''"Does PeterMolyneux have kids? That's a frightening thought. You can bet he really talked them up before coming out of the womb. 'This one's basically gonna be the greatest child in the world. The innovation going in this child, you just can't believe it! This child--get this--this child will ''eat'' things, and the matter it eats will be converted into matter that processes the body! It's never been seen before!'"'' -->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g on]] your friend and mine, PeterMolyneux
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->''"Does PeterMolyneux Creator/PeterMolyneux have kids? That's a frightening thought. You can bet he really talked them up before coming out of the womb. 'This one's basically gonna be the greatest child in the world. The innovation going in this child, you just can't believe it! This child--get this--this child will ''eat'' things, and the matter it eats will be converted into matter that processes the body! It's never been seen before!'"'' -->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g on]] your friend and mine, PeterMolyneux Creator/PeterMolyneux
18th Apr '14 9:17:26 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Does PeterMolyneux have kids? That's a frightening thought. You can bet he really talked them up before coming out of the womb. 'This one's basically gonna be the greatest child in the world. The innovation going in this child, you just can't believe it! This child--get this--this child will ''eat'' things, and the matter it eats will be converted into matter that processes the body! It's never been seen before!'"'' -->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g on]] your friend and mine, PeterMolyneux
15th Feb '14 11:29:18 PM TheCuza
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->''Dear Mr. "I'm [[YouAreFat too fat]] to finish [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 our flagship game]]",\\ This'll be the last time you'll EVER hear me exclaim!\\ It's been six years and still no closure?!\\ I'm not gonna be cool!\\ I know you've had plenty of time,\\ "VideoGame/{{Portal}}" and "VideoGame/Left4Dead" both had [[VideoGame/{{Portal 2}} a]] [[VideoGame/Left4Dead2 sequel]]!'' --> -- "'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdeY1v6jC7Q Gaben]]'''", a parody of Creator/{{Eminem}}'s "Stan" by Youtube user onanotherlevel85.
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