History Quotes / Vaporware

6th Jan '17 1:19:51 AM Morgenthaler
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->''"[[ASongOfIceAndFire Winter has been coming]] for sixteen fucking years!"''

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->''"[[ASongOfIceAndFire ->''"[[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Winter has been coming]] for sixteen fucking years!"''
25th Jun '16 11:50:38 AM rcmerod52
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->'''Johnny Storm''': I know I'm probably not supposed to know, but is there a date in the future...\\
'''{{SelfDemonstrating/Deadpool}}''': ...that ''Half-Life 3'' drops? Excuuuuse me, I thought you said it was "important".
-->-- ''ComicBook/UncannyAvengers'' #10
8th May '16 6:02:11 AM Piando
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--> -- "'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdeY1v6jC7Q Gaben]]'''", a parody of Creator/{{Eminem}}'s "Stan" by Youtube user onanotherlevel85.

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--> -- "'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdeY1v6jC7Q Gaben]]'''", a parody of Creator/{{Eminem}}'s Music/{{Eminem}}'s "Stan" by Youtube user onanotherlevel85.
8th May '15 9:55:54 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: [[ObviousBeta Crash Directly to Desktop]]'' was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1]]?\\\
The real problem is that we gamers just love hype too much. We want the next big game -- we're HUNGRY for it. We'll believe it when people tell us it's coming, so long as they're passionate enough about it. And, say what you will about Derek Smart, he's full of passion. Well, [[ConMan he's full of something, at least.]]"''

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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: [[ObviousBeta Crash Directly to Desktop]]'' was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1]]?\\\
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->''"The real problem is that we gamers just love hype too much. We want the next big game -- we're HUNGRY for it. We'll believe it when people tell us it's coming, so long as they're passionate enough about it. And, say what you will about Derek Smart, he's full of passion. Well, [[ConMan he's full of something, at least.]]"''
8th May '15 9:54:51 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Developers like Dennis Dyack and Peter Molyneux making so many outrageous promises that we're supposed to think it's ''[[HonestJohnsDealership cute]]''. But I don't think it's cute. I think it's fucking gross, and we need to hold the Dyacks, the Molyneuxs, and the Pitchfords to account even if we like them.\\\

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->''"Developers like Dennis Dyack and Peter Molyneux making so many outrageous promises that we're supposed to think it's ''[[HonestJohnsDealership ''[[LovableRogue cute]]''. But I don't think it's cute. I think it's fucking gross, and we need to hold the Dyacks, the Molyneuxs, and the Pitchfords to account even if we like them.\\\
8th May '15 9:54:18 PM johnnyfog
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Now hey, I like Peter Molyneux as a guy. I like Randy Pitchford as a guy. I like--'' [beat] ''[[SitcomArchNemesis alright.]]"''
-->--'''Creator/jimSterling''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHLEQC5y4UY "Preview, Preordered, Prescrewed"]]

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Now hey, I like Peter Molyneux as a guy. I like Randy Pitchford as a guy. I like--'' [beat] [picture of Dennis Dyack] ''[[SitcomArchNemesis alright.]]"''
-->--'''Creator/jimSterling''', -->--'''Creator/JimSterling''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHLEQC5y4UY "Preview, Preordered, Prescrewed"]]
8th May '15 9:53:28 PM johnnyfog
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-->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g on]] your friend and mine, Creator/PeterMolyneux

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-->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g on]] your friend Creator/PeterMolyneux, ''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut'' ''Ghostbusters''

->''"Developers like Dennis Dyack
and mine, Creator/PeterMolyneux
Peter Molyneux making so many outrageous promises that we're supposed to think it's ''[[HonestJohnsDealership cute]]''. But I don't think it's cute. I think it's fucking gross, and we need to hold the Dyacks, the Molyneuxs, and the Pitchfords to account even if we like them.\\\
Now hey, I like Peter Molyneux as a guy. I like Randy Pitchford as a guy. I like--'' [beat] ''[[SitcomArchNemesis alright.]]"''
-->--'''Creator/jimSterling''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHLEQC5y4UY "Preview, Preordered, Prescrewed"]]
5th Jun '14 8:18:41 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: Crash Directly'' to Desktop was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1]]?\\\

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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: [[ObviousBeta Crash Directly'' Directly to Desktop Desktop]]'' was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1]]?\\\
5th Jun '14 8:17:41 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: Crash Directly'' to Desktop was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, Windows 3.1?\\\
The real problem is that we gamers just love hype too much. We want the next big game -- we're HUNGRY for it. We'll believe it when people tell us it's coming, so long as they're passionate enough about it. And, say what you will about Derek Smart, he's full of passion. Well, he's full of something, at least."''

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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: Crash Directly'' to Desktop was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1?\\\
1]]?\\\
The real problem is that we gamers just love hype too much. We want the next big game -- we're HUNGRY for it. We'll believe it when people tell us it's coming, so long as they're passionate enough about it. And, say what you will about Derek Smart, he's full of passion. Well, [[ConMan he's full of something, at least."'']]"''
5th Jun '14 8:16:56 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: Crash Directly'' to Desktop was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, Windows 3.1?\\\
The real problem is that we gamers just love hype too much. We want the next big game -- we're HUNGRY for it. We'll believe it when people tell us it's coming, so long as they're passionate enough about it. And, say what you will about Derek Smart, he's full of passion. Well, he's full of something, at least."''
-->--'''''Gamespy''''' [[http://web.archive.org/web/20030919021957/http://gamespy.com/articles/september03/25overrated/index8.shtml on]] ''Battlecruiser 3000 A.D.''
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