History Quotes / UnderdogsNeverLose

->"Fate: protects fools, small children and ships named ''Enterpris''e."
-->-- '''Cmr. William Riker''', ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' ("Contagion")

->"Well, well, well! If it isn't the Besaid Aurochs! They're a living, breathing, statistical impossibility! I've ''never seen'' a team this bad!"
-->--'''Announcer''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX''

'''President Coriolanus Snow:''' I don't.
-->--'''''Film/TheHungerGames'''''

-->--''Series/{{Superstore}}''

-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/not-all-hot-takes-are-stupid-1657804265 Drew Magary]]''', "Not All Hot Takes Are Stupid!"

-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Film/LittleGiants''

-->-- '''Luz''', ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse''

->''The Suliban were never going to be the greatest threat to the ''Trek'' universe but it is here where their fate as an [[{{Mooks}} ineffectual villainous race]] is cemented when they outnumber ''Enterprise'' 30 to 1 and yet despite their numbers on the ship still manage to be tricked and defeated.''
-->--'''[[https://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2020/10/ent-shockwave-part-ii.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Shockwave Pt. II"

->''I’ve spent 38 years of my life investing in the idea of a title meaning something, so don’t bring your cynical sports atheism to my fucking house. I don’t wanna hear another guy complain that a title game is low quality because two wild card teams lucked their way into it. I still like underdogs. They are GRITTY and SCRAPPY and got to the title game because HEART. Stop turding up the punch bowl.''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/not-all-hot-takes-are-stupid-1657804265 Drew Magary]]''', "Not All Hot Takes Are Stupid!"

->''A perfectly-honed retread of every other movie about how a team of losers wins the big game. Oops! [[CaptainObviousReveal I gave away the ending!]]''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Film/LittleGiants''

->"Well, well, well! If it isn't the Besaid Aurochs! They're a living, breathing, statistical impossibility! I've never seen a team this bad!"

->''"I’ve spent 38 years of my life investing in the idea of a title meaning something, so don’t bring your cynical sports atheism to my fucking house. I don’t wanna hear another guy complain that a title game is low quality because two wild card teams lucked their way into it. I still like underdogs. They are GRITTY and SCRAPPY and got to the title game because HEART. Stop turding up the punch bowl."''

->''"A perfectly-honed retread of every other movie about how a team of losers wins the big game. Oops! [[CaptainObviousReveal I gave away the ending!]]"''

->''"Well, well, well! If it isn't the Besaid Aurochs! They're a living, breathing, statistical impossibility! I've never seen a team this bad!"''

->'''Seneca Crane:''' Everyone likes an underdog.
->'''President Snow:''' I don't.

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-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''LittleGiants''

->''"I hate it when NERDY STAT NERDS devalue the postseason because they say it’s a small sample size and therefore a crapshoot. You know what? FUCK YOU. I’ve spent 38 years of my life investing in the idea of a title meaning something, so don’t bring your cynical sports atheism to my fucking house. I don’t wanna hear another guy complain that a title game is low quality because two wild card teams lucked their way into it. I still like underdogs. They are GRITTY and SCRAPPY and got to the title game because HEART. Stop turding up the punch bowl."''

->''"A perfectly-honed retread of every other movie about how a team of losers wins the big game. Oops! I gave away the ending!"''

->''"Everything is so convinced that they're gonna suck that maybe, just maybe, they WON'T suck. The NFL works like that sometimes, right? Well, I mean, it works that way for teams [[TheGarfunkel that aren't the Jets.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-new-york-jets-1226662134 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New York Jets"

->''"I'm a Bills fan living in Seattle. Whenever people out here find out I'm a Bills fan they either treat me A) like my dog just got ran over by a car or B) in the event the Bills actually win a game, like I just [[DamnedByFaintPraise won gold at the special olympics.]]"''
-->--"'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-buffalo-bills-1628452314 Why Your Team Sucks 2014]]: Buffalo Bills'''"

->''"Since the age of two, it's pretty much been a downward progression for Jacksonville. Unlike their expansion siblings in Carolina, which has the requisite Super Bowl appearance and [[CorruptCorporateExecutive suitbully owner]] to qualify as a legitimate NFL franchise, the Jaguars don't really feel like they belong here. They feel like an af2 team that got promoted to the NFL by accident. They are the old storefront in your neighborhood that is BEGGING to be torn down. You drive by it and you're like, 'When are they gonna tear that place down and put in a Chick-fil-A'? You know it's a matter of time, but the permits haven't been approved yet."''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-jacksonville-jaguars-1616275574 Drew Magary]]'''

->''"I'm a Bills fan living in Seattle. Whenever people out here find out I'm a Bills fan they either treat me A) like my dog just got ran over by a car or B) in the event the Bills actually win a game, like I just won gold [[DamnedByFaintPraise at the special olympics.]]"''

->[A] ''perfectly-honed retread of every other movie about how a team of losers wins the big game. Oops! I gave away the ending!''

-->'''''Film/TheHungerGames'''''

-> The clacks company was a big bully, sacking people, racking up the charges, demanding lots of money for bad service. The Post Office was the underdog, and an underdog can always find somewhere soft to bite.
-->-- ''Discworld/GoingPostal''

-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''

-->-- '''[[{{Discworld}} Going Postal]]'''