History Quotes / TooDumbToLive

24th Apr '17 11:08:31 AM Siempie
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->[[AC: Remember how I said he was specifically built to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain ''any'' of the crucial functions that keep this facility from exploding!]]
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', about [[spoiler: Wheatley]], ''Videogame/Portal2''
15th Apr '17 4:51:37 PM bificommander
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->I tried, you know. Lord knows I tried. But there's just no helping you people. It's like you crave death. But not just any death, nooooooo! You fuckers seem to have some kind of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible. And you just keep one-upping each other! Do you know how many of you have died screaming LeeroyJenkins? More than zero! Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds for exterminating the species!
-->-- '''Kayaba''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
26th Jan '17 4:25:00 PM Jeduthun
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->Set fire to your hair, \\
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear, \\
Eat medicine that's out of date, \\
Use your private parts as piranha bait,\\
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Dumb ways to die!\\
So many dumb ways to die, \\
Dumb ways to di-i-ie, \\
So many dumb ways to die!
-->-- '''WebAnimation/DumbWaysToDie'''
17th Dec '16 1:29:33 PM Theokal3
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->"YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX ''[[SkewedPriorities NOW]]''?!! Okay, you know what? You all need to die! Not because of [[KickTheDog what you did to Marty]], mind you, but because the law of natural selection ''demands it''!"
-->--'''[[WebVideo/BrandonsCultMovieReviews Brandon]]''' regarding the characters in ''Film/SlaughterHigh''.
16th Dec '16 11:48:05 AM Snipertoaster
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-->-- ''Franklin Clinton'' after witnessing [[spoiler: Dom skydive from a dam with no parachute]] in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''

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-->-- ''Franklin Clinton'' '''Franklin Clinton''' after witnessing [[spoiler: Dom skydive from a dam with no parachute]] in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
16th Dec '16 11:45:38 AM Snipertoaster
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->You dumb idiot.
-->-- ''Franklin Clinton'' after witnessing [[spoiler: Dom skydive from a dam with no parachute]] in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
12th Nov '16 6:44:06 AM iowaforever
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->'''Fone Bone:''' Those Rat Creatures would have to be pretty stupid to follow me into this frail little branch [over a waterfall]\\

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->'''Fone Bone:''' Those Rat Creatures would have to be pretty stupid to follow me into onto this frail little branch [over a waterfall]\\
5th Oct '16 12:25:44 PM iowaforever
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->'''Fone Bone:''' Those Rat Creatures would have to be pretty stupid to follow me into this frail little branch [over a waterfall]\\
[''Beat, as the Rat Creatures [[TemptingFate do exactly that]]'']\\
'''Fone Bone:''' STUPID, ''STUPID'' RAT CREATURES!!
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Bone}}''
27th Sep '16 12:21:47 AM LucaEarlgrey
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->"Do not play ''Pokémon GO'' while driving." \\
"Do not trespass while playing ''Pokémon GO''."

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->"Do not play ''Pokémon GO'' while driving." \\
"Do not trespass while playing ''Pokémon GO''." \\
"Do not enter dangerous areas while playing ''Pokémon GO''.
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27th Sep '16 12:21:15 AM LucaEarlgrey
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->"Do not play ''Pokémon GO'' while driving." \\
"Do not trespass while playing ''Pokémon GO''."
-->-- '''Startup messages''' in ''VideoGame/PokemonGO''
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