History Quotes / ThirdPersonPerson

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Little Big Mom"

-->-- '''Porky Minch''', ''VideoGame/EarthBound''

'''Specter/Easter'''[[labelnote:Explanation]]The two are currently fused[[/labelnote]]: We…don’t know. Maybe a little confused, maybe a little scared…but perhaps happy? Like it feels so natural for us to be like this. You don’t have to worry about me…us.\\

-->-- '''Markiplier'' playing ''{{VideoGame/Off}}'', ''{{LetsPlay/Markiplier}}''

'''R'Qazz:''' ''R'Qazz'' is ''R'Qazz''.\\

->''"Never trust someone who refers to herself in the third person."''
-->-- '''Gali Gee''', ''Tangled Web''

-->-- '''Porky Minch'', ''VideoGame/EarthBound''

->'''Grundy''': ''[after getting hit with tear gas]'' Grundy don't feel so good.\\

-->-- ''Superman/Batman Public Enemies''

->'''Kurt:''' I want you to bail on Good Burger and [[WeCanRuleTogether come work for me]] at Mondo Burger. You make your sauce for Kurt.\\
'''Ed:''' Who's Kurt?\\
'''Kurt:''' I'm Kurt!\\
'''Ed:''' I'm Ed.\\
'''Kurt:''' I'm aware!\\
'''Ed:''' [[WhosOnFirst You said you were Kurt]]!
-->-- ''Film/GoodBurger''

->''"[[KnowNothingKnowItAll The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate]] and very interesting."''
-->-- '''Fact Sphere''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''

->''"Pommy's name is Pommy."''
-->-- '''Pommy''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Bomberman}} Bomberman 64: The Second Attack]]''

->''"Mark does so love writing in third person."''
-->-- '''Mark Rosewater''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', "[[http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/mm/47 Feeling Blue]]"

->''"It's a little known fact that talking about oneself in the first person was only first invented by Ayn Rand for the 1957 novel ''Literature/AtlasShrugged''. Before that, it was just considered rude."''
-->-- '''Jordon Davis''', ''Website/TheAgonyBooth''

->''"You're always going 'Bob Dole does this' and 'Bob Dole does that.' That's simply not something Bob Dole does!"''
-->-- '''Bob Dole''', ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''

->'''Rat:''' You're not a somebody until you refer to yourself in the third person.
->'''Goat:''' That doesn't make you a somebody. It just makes you a self-centered idiot.
->'''Rat:''' You've upset the rat.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine''

->''And she refers to herself in the third person \\
so she can forget that she's me''
-->-- '''Music/EmilieAutumn''', ''Opheliac''

->''"David Arquette is an actor, writer, director and producer whose unique sensibility makes him one of the most versatile talents working in the entertainment industry today, able to segue from comedy to drama with extraordinary ease. This makes David Arquette extremely uncomfortable, because of the fact that he is writing this bio himself and it seems arrogant to boast about his incredible talents in such a way [[LampshadeHanging while also referring to himself in the third person]]."''
-->-- '''David Arquette's''' bio on the website for ''Film/{{Scream 4}}''

->''"268: Mr. Welch is not allowed to speak in third person."''
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->'''[[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix:]]''' Who ''was'' that?\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight]]:''' She's a traveling performer named Trixie.\\
'''Phoenix:''' I kind of got her name down a long time ago, she only said it about a dozen times...
-->-- ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm''

->'''Rarity''': Why is [Trixie] speaking in third person?\\
'''Pinkie''': She must be totally crazy.\\
'''Twilight''': Look who's talking.
-->-- ''Webcomic/FriendshipIsMagic''

->'''PC:''' I command you to stop referring to yourself in the third person.\\
'''Zaxis:''' Zaxis... does not understand. Who is this "third person?"
-->-- ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2''

->'''Grundy''': ''(after getting hit with tear gas)'' Grundy don't feel so good.\\
'''Batman''': ''(gets ready to punch him)'' Grundy is about to feel a whole lot worse!
-->-- ''Superman/Batman Public Enemies''

->"James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron."
-->--'''Creator/JamesCameron''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->''Tao is Taokaka.''

->'''The Boulder:''' The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl.\\
'''Toph Beifong:''' Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!\\
'''The Boulder:''' ''(beat)'' The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-a-lanche!
-->--''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->'''Mysterio:''' You dare call Mysterio a magician? Fool! Mysterio is no illusionist playing parlor tricks! Mysterio is the master of the arcane arts!\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Seems to me "Mysterio" is the master of talking about himself in the third person.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan''

->''"Oh no! Johnny Steps is losing! And that's me!"''
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->'''[[UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar Caesar:]]''' A few [[Literature/CommentariesOnTheGallicWar commentaries]]: After Vercingetorix's defeat, he threw down his weapons at the feet of the glorious leader who conquered Gaul. All of it? No! [[UndefeatableLittleVillage One small village of barbarians]] dared, and dares still, to resist him!\\
'''Roman #1:''' Who's he talking about?\\
'''Roman #2:''' Himself. He always refers to himself in third person.\\
'''Roman #1:''' He's great!\\
'''Caesar:''' Who is?\\
'''Roman #1:''' Well... you!\\
'''Caesar:''' Ah. Him!
-->--''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}''

-->--'''Dr. Mundo''', ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''

-->--'''La Hire''', ''VideoGame/AgeOfEmpiresII''

->'''Disco Stu:''' So, do you party?\\
'''Marge:''' You mean like a hats and noisemakers kind of party?\\
'''Disco Stu:''' Sure, baby, whatever your trip is. Disco Stu wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing.\\
'''Marge:''' Who's Disco Stu?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Little Big Mom"

->"The Batter has no time for your silly antics. The Batter must find his way out of here. The Batter must escape your maze. [[LampshadeHanging The Batter must stop referring to himself in the third person so that the Batter can lead a normal life]], and maybe then, the Batter can stop purifying everybody that he sees."
-->-- {{LetsPlay/Markiplier}} playing {{VideoGame/Off}}

->''"Yes, Bob Dole lost the election. And Bob Dole also lost the ability to refer to Bob Dole in the first person."''
-->-- '''Music/CapitolSteps''

->''"You're starting to talk about yourself in third person. That's not a sign of impending megalomania or anything."''
-->-- '''Simon''', ''Literature/TheMortalInstruments''

->''"Ice Bear wants justice."''
-->-- '''Ice Bear''', ''WesternAnimation/WeBareBears'', "[[Recap/WeBareBearsS1E1OurStuff Our Stuff]]"

->'''Count Bleck''': "Your princess has been taken...by [[KnightOfCerebus Count Bleck]]!"
->'''Bowser''': "You... Wait, by WHO!?"
->'''Count Bleck''': "By me...Count Bleck! The chosen executor of the [[TomeOfEldritchLore Dark Prognosticus]]...is Count Bleck! The fine fellow prophesied to [[DimensionalTraveler come to this dimension]]...is also Count Bleck!
->'''Bowser''': "I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense...Count Bleck!"

->''"If I, Dio, want to make sure that the stone mask will kill Jonathan, then I, Dio, will need to test it on a live subject."''
-->-- '''Dio Brando''', ''WebVideo/JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ach5HJUF35U Episode 2]]

->I assist only the strong and able! That's [[spoiler:Porky.]]
-->--[[spoiler:Porky Minch]], ''VideoGame/EarthBound''

->'''Duke Baloney:''' So, what brings you to South Africa?
->'''Scrooge:''' Let's just say a certain savvy Scotsman got the Rain Queen of Balobedu to make the Sahara Desert a little less dry. Just another day at the office for Scrooge [=McDuck=].
->'''Duke Baloney:''' Must be a big deal if you're referring to yourself in the third person. You know, Duke Baloney is kind of a big deal, too. He's got ''tons'' of plans to make him the richest duck in the world!
-->--''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "The Ballad of Duke Baloney!"

->'''Bunk Moreland:''' The Bunk is strictly a suit-and-tie motherfucker.
-->--''Series/TheWire''

-->--''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "The Ballad of Duke Baloney!"

-->-- '''[[CaptainObvious Count Bleck]]''', ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario''

-->-- '''Ralph''', ''Videogame/DetroitBecomeHuman''

-->--[[spoiler:Porky Minch]], ''VideoGame/EarthBound''

->"Tao is Taokaka"

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