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->''[Euthanasia requester] Mr. Goner had been prescribed a powder that contained 100 mg of digoxin, 1,000 mg of diazepam, 15,000 mg of morphine, 8,000 mg of amitriptyline and 5,000 mg of phenobarbital. These are '''very''' high quantities because obviously this is designed to kill you - and not just feebly bump you off your mortal coil, but absolutely 100% guarantee you are ''not'' coming back after ingesting this. It's the equivalent of a firing squad using a barrage of cannon fire.''
-->-- '''Qxir''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6KSWXJnQj8 Tales from the Bottle: Euthanising the Wrong Person]]''
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->Another, for good measure.\\
Can't be ''too'' generous!
-->--'''Kirov bomber zeppelin''', ''VideoGame/RedAlert3''
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-->-- ''[[FanWorks/NuzlockeComics Kit's Emerald Nuzlocke]]''

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-->-- ''[[FanWorks/NuzlockeComics ''[[Webcomic/NuzlockeComicsFanWorks Kit's Emerald Nuzlocke]]''
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-> ''"And so in the end, we [he and Creator/JimmyKimmel] landed at 10 different options to honor my traditional approach to engineering of [[NeverBringAKnifeToAGunFight bringing a cruise missile to a knife fight]]."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/MarkRober''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb01RStdzEs Candy Thieves vs Rigged Candy Bowl]]
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->To all IMC personnel: This is Ash. I am sorry to report, [[YouHaveFailedMe due to your inability to contain]] [[PlayerCharacter the security breach]], I have been forced to [[SelfDestructMechanism scuttle the entire complex]]. Some of you may consider this overkill. [[AtLeastIAdmitIt It is]]. [[RunOrDie I suggest you evacuate immediately]].
-->-- '''Ash''', ''VideoGame/Titanfall2''
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-> ''I appreciate that there is no stick figure that understands the concept of excessiveness."
-->-- '''GrayStillPlays''', [[https://youtube.com/watch?v=uDORf1hZAHw&feature=share7 I had to choose how I died and this happened]]
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->"GO All OUT?!" He ripped off my arms, then calmly proceeded to thrust my own spear into me while I was on the ground incapacitated. Is that what it means for Mega Man to ''"Go all out?!"''

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->"GO All ALL OUT?!" He ripped off my arms, then calmly proceeded to thrust my own spear into me while I was on the ground incapacitated. Is that what it means for Mega Man to ''"Go all out?!"''
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-->--ComicBook/CaptainBritain persuades Captain UK to stop ripping the [[ImplacableMan Fury]] to pieces.

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-->--ComicBook/CaptainBritain persuades Captain UK to stop ripping the [[ImplacableMan Fury]] to pieces.pieces at the end of the [[ComicBook/CaptainBritainACrookedWorld Crooked World arc]].
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-->--[[ComicBook/CaptainBritain]] persuades Captain UK to stop ripping the [[ImplacableMan Fury]] to pieces.

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->"Linda... It's dead, Linda. It's been dead for ten minutes. You killed it."
-->--[[ComicBook/CaptainBritain]] persuades Captain UK to stop ripping the [[ImplacableMan Fury]] to pieces.
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'''Galvatron:''' Only '''centuries '''?! Are you certain? Then perhaps my work is not finished…

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'''Galvatron:''' Only '''centuries '''?! '''centuries'''?! Are you certain? Then perhaps my work is not finished…
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-> ''Sure, someone might have told him that using [[MagicMissileStorm A Call Beyond]] to [[spoiler:vaporize Vault]] is a bit over the top but often times there is no kill like overkill.''
-->-- ''[[Fanfic/TheNightUnfurls The Night Unfurls: Re-Imagined]]''
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-->-- '''LetsPlay/GrayStillPlays''', when dealing with any number he can quickly recite[[labelnote:*]]including when it is a measurement of speed where ''lightspeed'' [[HiroshimaAsAUnitOfMeasure is the unit]][[/labelnote]]

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-->-- '''LetsPlay/GrayStillPlays''', '''WebVideo/GrayStillPlays''', when dealing with any number he can quickly recite[[labelnote:*]]including when it is a measurement of speed where ''lightspeed'' [[HiroshimaAsAUnitOfMeasure is the unit]][[/labelnote]]
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-->--''Series/StarTrekPicard''

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-->—[[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering Jaya Ballard, Task Mage]]

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-->--''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

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->I will say that I've been waiting a long time for [[ComicBook/MisterFantastic Reed Richards]] to finally get confirmed for the MCU, I'm glad that he's finally here, and I really would like a good ComicBook/FantasticFour movie, yada yada yada, whatever, that goes without saying. I'm mostly glad that he gets turned into string cheese and then he gets his head exploded. The kills on the Illuminati were the best part of this movie, they were so fun and visceral, as a horror movie fan this is exactly what I wanted and I didn't even know I was getting it."''

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->I will say that I've been waiting a long time for [[ComicBook/MisterFantastic Reed Richards]] to finally get confirmed for the MCU, I'm glad that he's finally here, and I really would like a good ComicBook/FantasticFour movie, yada yada yada, whatever, that goes without saying. I'm mostly glad that he gets turned into string cheese and then he gets his head exploded. The kills on the Illuminati were the best part of this movie, they were so fun and visceral, as a horror movie fan this is exactly what I wanted and I didn't even know I was getting it."''

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->First I will murder him and then I will ''kill'' him. Then? Then I will go to work on him.
-->-- '''Black Mage''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Black Mage:''' I found out what zombies are weak against.\\
'''Red Mage:''' Oh?\\
'''Black Mage:''' [[StuffBlowingUp Point blank annihilation.]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->Subtlety is a thing for philosophy, not combat. If you're going to kill someone, you might as well kill them a whole lot.
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Vulcan Raven]]''', ''WebComic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound''

->6. If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.\\
34. If you're leaving scorch marks, you need a bigger gun.\\
37. There is no "overkill." There is only [[MoreDakka "open fire" and "I need to reload]]."
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', "The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries"

->(''as a bunch of enemy zombies are vaporized by anti-ship cannons on the'' Touch and Go)\\
'''Civilian:''' This "overwatch" of yours obviously got its "over" from "overkill."\\
'''Ennesby:''' "Overkill" wasn't using it, since there's no such thing.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-07-04 July 4th, 2012]]
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->Is this too big of a gun to use on bugs? No. No gun is too big to use on bugs. It's like: oh, there's a spider in my house. Better nuke that from orbit.
-->-- '''WebVideo/NerdCubed''' Voyager Elite Force Part 16, after using what amounts to a personal photon torpedo launcher to kill a cockroach. He doesn't like bugs.

->(Draws huge missile luncher) Hey, what's this? (Fires it. It utterly obliterates his target.) Overkill, apparently, was what that was.
-->-- '''WebVideo/NerdCubed''' again, on ''Just Cause 3''[='=]s Fire Leech.

->I'm going to kill you... And then kill you again!
-->--'''Dr. Eggman''' to '''Shadow''', ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub: VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''



-> You have been captured...with napalm.
-->-- '''Daniel Avidan''' of ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' from Episode 42 of their ''VideoGame/DeadRising'' playthrough

-> ''"If you were standing in the path of [[ThePowerOfTheSun the beam]], you would obviously die pretty quickly. You wouldn't really die ''of'' anything, in the traditional sense. You would just stop being biology and [[NotEnoughToBury start being physics]]."''
-->-- '''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}''', ''[[https://what-if.xkcd.com/141/ Sunbeam]]''

-> ''"The first ladder you see drops you into a pit where you get killed by a bird, or bat, whatever it is. And even if it wasn't there, I'd fall in the {{spikes|OfDoom}}. So it's basically death insurance. Let's put every kind of obstacle we could possibly think of in the very beginning of the game. [...] Could there have been lava on top of the spikes? With fire-sharks swimming in it? Could there be [[TheWallsAreClosingIn more spikes coming from the sides, ready to close and then squash me while stabbing at the same time]]? How 'bout some laser cannons and [[VideoGame/{{Gradius}} upside-down volcanoes]]? You wanna be even more efficient? Why even have the ladder? Why not just start the game falling down the pit? Fucking assholes."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on the beginner's trap in ''VideoGame/SuperPitfall''

-> (An enemy Dung Beetle is defeated by a bomb) ''JESUS. [Fassad] would nuke his house to get rid of a spider on the wall, I swear.''
-->-- '''Skawo''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBs6Pp3nvw&list=PLNt9bYwiVIA_pTjHWb7dO7OK7MesW6wKm&index=17 Mother 3 - Part 17 - Desert Dunggeon]]




-> ''ROOKIE NUMBERS!''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/GrayStillPlays''', when dealing with any number he can quickly recite[[labelnote:*]]including when it is a measurement of speed where ''lightspeed'' [[HiroshimaAsAUnitOfMeasure is the unit]][[/labelnote]]

-> ''"There's two ways to kill a demon in Doom Eternal: the [[FinishingMove fun]] way, or the [[CatharsisFactor funny]] way. And to maximize the funniness level, we have the [[LaserSword Crucible]], which is a direct, instantaneous kill on every enemy. [[EliteMooks Giant area boss]]? Dead. [[DegradedBoss Previous area boss]]? Dead. [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever The final boss]]? Fuck 'em. Now I hear you thinking, Josh, "That sounds pretty strong." Oh boy, buckle your ass, because the second superweapon on my [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative extensive list of two things]] is the {{BFG}}, which canonically stands for "'''[=BiG fUcKiNg GuN=]'''" Also canonically, [[EarthShatteringKaboom it fires a hole directly into the core of Mars]]. Now, I could kill an enemy the long way, or, I could kill him and his dog faster than the ATF at Waco. It clears out everything you can see '''instantly'''.''[[labelnote:*]]Yes, I do know that it's not instantly, nor does it kill everything, such as tyrants. Also yes, I do know that tyrants aren't "bosses" and I don't want to mention the Unmakyr. I say things that are hyperbolic, fast, and funny for the sake of entertainment and the emphasis isn't on direct accuracy, which could slow me down and make the video unfun. I cut an entire 20 second clip where I talk about how the Icon of Sin is positioned out of melee range so you can't just use the crucible on it immediately, since I found that RIDICULOUSLY boring and slow.[[/labelnote]] ''I am so thankful that the game limits how many times you can do this.''"
-->-- '''WebVideo/Max0r''', on [[VideoGame/DoomEternal Doom: Eternal]]'s major superweapons


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->I will say that I've been waiting a long time for [[ComicBook/MisterFantastic Reed Richards]] to finally get confirmed for the MCU, I'm glad that he's finally here, and I really would like a good ComicBook/FantasticFour movie, yada yada yada, whatever, that goes without saying. I'm mostly glad that he gets turned into string cheese and then he gets his head exploded. The kills on the Illuminati were the best part of this movie, they were so fun and visceral, as a horror movie fan this is exactly what I wanted and I didn't even know I was getting it."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCosmonautVarietyHour''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYaFTJ1r6Qk on]] ''Film/DoctorStrangeInTheMultiverseOfMadness''

->Is this too big of a gun to use on bugs? No. No gun is too big to use on bugs. It's like: oh, there's a spider in my house. Better nuke that from orbit.
-->-- '''WebVideo/NerdCubed''' Voyager Elite Force Part 16, after using what amounts to a personal photon torpedo launcher to kill a cockroach. He doesn't like bugs.

->(Draws huge missile luncher) Hey, what's this? (Fires it. It utterly obliterates his target.) Overkill, apparently, was what that was.
-->-- '''WebVideo/NerdCubed''' again, on ''Just Cause 3''[='=]s Fire Leech

->You have been captured...with napalm.
-->-- '''Daniel Avidan''' of ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' from Episode 42 of their ''VideoGame/DeadRising'' playthrough

-> ''"The first ladder you see drops you into a pit where you get killed by a bird, or bat, whatever it is. And even if it wasn't there, I'd fall in the {{spikes|OfDoom}}. So it's basically death insurance. Let's put every kind of obstacle we could possibly think of in the very beginning of the game. [...] Could there have been lava on top of the spikes? With fire-sharks swimming in it? Could there be [[TheWallsAreClosingIn more spikes coming from the sides, ready to close and then squash me while stabbing at the same time]]? How 'bout some laser cannons and [[VideoGame/{{Gradius}} upside-down volcanoes]]? You wanna be even more efficient? Why even have the ladder? Why not just start the game falling down the pit? Fucking assholes."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on the beginner's trap in ''VideoGame/SuperPitfall''

->(An enemy Dung Beetle is defeated by a bomb) ''JESUS. [Fassad] would nuke his house to get rid of a spider on the wall, I swear.''
-->-- '''Skawo''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBs6Pp3nvw&list=PLNt9bYwiVIA_pTjHWb7dO7OK7MesW6wKm&index=17 Mother 3 - Part 17 - Desert Dunggeon]]

->I'm going to kill you... And then kill you again!
-->-- '''Dr. Eggman''' to '''Shadow''', ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub: VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''

-> ''ROOKIE NUMBERS!''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/GrayStillPlays''', when dealing with any number he can quickly recite[[labelnote:*]]including when it is a measurement of speed where ''lightspeed'' [[HiroshimaAsAUnitOfMeasure is the unit]][[/labelnote]]

-> ''"There's two ways to kill a demon in Doom Eternal: the [[FinishingMove fun]] way, or the [[CatharsisFactor funny]] way. And to maximize the funniness level, we have the [[LaserSword Crucible]], which is a direct, instantaneous kill on every enemy. [[EliteMooks Giant area boss]]? Dead. [[DegradedBoss Previous area boss]]? Dead. [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever The final boss]]? Fuck 'em. Now I hear you thinking, Josh, "That sounds pretty strong." Oh boy, buckle your ass, because the second superweapon on my [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative extensive list of two things]] is the {{BFG}}, which canonically stands for "'''[=BiG fUcKiNg GuN=]'''" Also canonically, [[EarthShatteringKaboom it fires a hole directly into the core of Mars]]. Now, I could kill an enemy the long way, or, I could kill him and his dog faster than the ATF at Waco. It clears out everything you can see '''instantly'''.''[[labelnote:*]]Yes, I do know that it's not instantly, nor does it kill everything, such as tyrants. Also yes, I do know that tyrants aren't "bosses" and I don't want to mention the Unmakyr. I say things that are hyperbolic, fast, and funny for the sake of entertainment and the emphasis isn't on direct accuracy, which could slow me down and make the video unfun. I cut an entire 20 second clip where I talk about how the Icon of Sin is positioned out of melee range so you can't just use the crucible on it immediately, since I found that RIDICULOUSLY boring and slow.[[/labelnote]] ''I am so thankful that the game limits how many times you can do this.''"
-->-- '''WebVideo/Max0r''', on [[VideoGame/DoomEternal Doom: Eternal]]'s major superweapons
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->First I will murder him and then I will ''kill'' him. Then? Then I will go to work on him.
-->-- '''Black Mage''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Black Mage:''' I found out what zombies are weak against.\\
'''Red Mage:''' Oh?\\
'''Black Mage:''' [[StuffBlowingUp Point blank annihilation.]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->Subtlety is a thing for philosophy, not combat. If you're going to kill someone, you might as well kill them a whole lot.
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Vulcan Raven]]''', ''WebComic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound''

->6. If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.\\
34. If you're leaving scorch marks, you need a bigger gun.\\
37. There is no "overkill." There is only [[MoreDakka "open fire" and "I need to reload]]."
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', "The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries"

->(''as a bunch of enemy zombies are vaporized by anti-ship cannons on the'' Touch and Go)\\
'''Civilian:''' This "overwatch" of yours obviously got its "over" from "overkill."\\
'''Ennesby:''' "Overkill" wasn't using it, since there's no such thing.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-07-04 July 4th, 2012]]

-> ''"If you were standing in the path of [[ThePowerOfTheSun the beam]], you would obviously die pretty quickly. You wouldn't really die ''of'' anything, in the traditional sense. You would just stop being biology and [[NotEnoughToBury start being physics]]."''
-->-- '''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}''', ''[[https://what-if.xkcd.com/141/ Sunbeam]]''
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->Melius est abundare quam deficere. (Too much is better than not enough.)
-->--'''Latin proverb'''
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->'''Yami Yugi:''' It's the beginning of the end for you! I've drawn Queen's Knight, and since it's a monster, my warrior can attack! Go!\\
''(Breaker attacks Weevil, his life points go down to 700)''\\
'''Yami Yugi:''' Now for my next card! ''(draws Gazelle, the King of Mystical Beasts)'' Looks like you're out of luck! Attack again!\\
''(Breaker attacks Weevil, his life points go down to 0)''\\
'''Yami Yugi:''' I draw again! ''(draws Big Shield Gardna)'' Another monster!\\
''(Breaker attacks Weevil, even though Weevil is already defeated)''\\
'''Yami Yugi:''' ''(draws Alpha the Magnet Warrior)'' This just isn't your day!\\
''(Breaker attacks Weevil again)''\\
'''Yami Yugi:''' ''(draws an unseen monster)'' Breaker, attack him again!\\
''(Breaker attacks Weevil again)''\\
'''Yami Yugi:''' ''(draws what is eventually revealed to be Dark Magician Girl)'' Oh well...
-->-- ''Anime/YuGiOh'', "On The Wrong Track, Part 3"

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-> ''"There's two ways to kill a demon in Doom Eternal: the [[FinishingMove fun]] way, or the [[CatharsisFactor funny]] way. And to maximize the funniness level, we have the [[LaserSword Crucible]], which is a direct, instantaneous kill on every enemy. [[EliteMooks Giant area boss]]? Dead. [[DegradedBoss Previous area boss]]? Dead. [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever The final boss]]? Fuck 'em. Now I hear you thinking, Josh, "That sounds pretty strong." Oh boy, buckle your ass, because the second superweapon on my [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative extensive list of two things]] is the {{BFG}}, which canonically stands for "'''[=BiG fUcKiNg GuN=]'''" Also canonically, [[EarthShatteringKaboom it fires a hole directly into the core of Mars]]. Now, I could kill an enemy the long way, or, I could kill him and his dog faster than the ATF at Waco. It clears out everything you can see '''instantly'''.''[[labelnote:*]]Yes, I do know that it's not instantly, nor does it kill everything, such as tyrants. Also yes, I do know that tyrants aren't "bosses" and I don't want to mention the Unmakyr. I say things that are hyperbolic, fast, and funny for the sake of entertainment and the emphasis isn't on direct accuracy, which could slow me down and make the video unfun. I cut an entire 20 second clip where I talk about how the Icon of Sin is positioned out of melee range so you can't just use the crucible on it immediately, since I found that RIDICULOUSLY boring and slow.[[/labelnote]] ''I am so thankful that the game limits how many times you can do this.''"
-->-- '''WebVideo/Max0r''', on [[VideoGame/DoomEternal Doom: Eternal]]'s major superweapons
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->''"After ten years of relentless shelling, the hive is reduced to rubble and dust, two years after all signs of life from the hive ceased and five years after the hive issued its unconditional surrender."''
—->-- ''Warhammer 40,000''
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->Yes, despite bravely hiding behind the now pregnant queen, Rizzio is dragged away by a mob of Lord Darnley's friends, stabbed 56 times and thrown down some stairs leaving him very likely dead.
-->-- '''Bob Hale''' during the Mary, Queen of Scots report, ''Series/HorribleHistories''
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->'''Sgt. Zim:''' If you wanted to teach a baby a lesson, [[DisproportionateRetribution would you cut its head off]]?\\

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->'''Sgt. Zim:''' If you wanted to teach a baby a lesson, [[DisproportionateRetribution would you cut its head off]]?\\off?\\



'''Sgt. Zim:''' Of course not. You'd paddle it. There can be circumstances when it's just as foolish to [[NukeEm hit an enemy city with an H-bomb]] as it would be to spank a baby with an ax.

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'''Sgt. Zim:''' Of course not. You'd paddle it. There can be circumstances when it's just as foolish to [[NukeEm hit an enemy city with an H-bomb]] H-bomb as it would be to spank a baby with an ax.
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->I say we take off and [[NukeEm nuke the entire site]] [[OrbitalBombardment from orbit]]. [[ItsTheOnlyWayToBeSure It's the only way to be sure.]]

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->I say we take off and [[NukeEm nuke the entire site]] [[OrbitalBombardment site from orbit]]. [[ItsTheOnlyWayToBeSure orbit. It's the only way to be sure.]]



->'''GM:''' Wait, you're going to [[BackStab backstab]] him with a ballista?\\

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->'''GM:''' Wait, you're going to [[BackStab backstab]] backstab him with a ballista?\\



'''GM:''' Ok, there's gotta be a rule against this. (''checks rulebook'') Well... [[LoopholeAbuse there's nothing against it in the rules.]] (''sighs'') I can't believe I'm doing this. (''rolls a {{critical hit}}''). Well, that's 264 points of damage. [[ChunkySalsaRule You splatter Hunk all over the common room.]] [[OhCrap The patrons shriek in horror and run out of the inn, occasionally slipping on blood and entrails.]] [[LudicrousGibs You're now alone in a room that looks like a vat of beef stroganoff exploded in it.]]

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'''GM:''' Ok, there's gotta be a rule against this. (''checks rulebook'') Well... [[LoopholeAbuse there's nothing against it in the rules.]] rules. (''sighs'') I can't believe I'm doing this. (''rolls a {{critical hit}}''). Well, that's 264 points of damage. [[ChunkySalsaRule You splatter Hunk all over the common room.]] [[OhCrap The patrons shriek in horror and run out of the inn, occasionally slipping on blood and entrails.]] [[LudicrousGibs You're now alone in a room that looks like a vat of beef stroganoff exploded in it.]]

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