History Quotes / TheSopranos

5th Nov '17 2:07:19 PM hohocrush
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-->-- '''Tony Soprano'''

-> Those who want respect, give respect.



-> Those who want respect, give respect.
-->-- '''Tony Soprano'''
5th Nov '17 2:06:57 PM hohocrush
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-->-- '''[[ LargeAndInCharge Tony Soprano]]'''

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-->-- '''[[ LargeAndInCharge '''[[LargeAndInCharge Tony Soprano]]'''
5th Nov '17 2:06:47 PM hohocrush
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-->-- '''[[ LargeAndInCharge Tony Soprano]]'''

-> Those who want respect, give respect.



-> Those who want respect, give respect.
-->-- '''Tony Soprano'''



-> The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

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-> The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so? [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.]]



-> '''Tony Soprano''': Yeah. When they used to get lost in the woods, they stopped and said "Where the Fakawee?"

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-> '''Tony Soprano''': Yeah. When they used to get lost in the woods, they stopped and said "Where the Fakawee?"
[[IncrediblyLamePun Fakawee?"]]



'''Tony''': You would think I was Hannibal Lecter before or something!

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'''Tony''': You would think I was [[TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter Lecter]] before or something!



-> I hear Ginny Sack is having a 90-pound mole taken off her ass.

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-> [[YouAreFat I hear Ginny Sack is having a 90-pound mole taken off her ass.]]



->This is gonna sound stupid, but I saw at one point that our mothers are... bus drivers. No, they are the bus. See, they're the vehicle that gets us here. They drop us off and go on their way. They continue on their journey. And the problem is that we keep tryin' to get back on the bus, instead of just lettin' it go.

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->This -> This is gonna sound stupid, but I saw at one point that our mothers are...are ... bus drivers. No, they are the bus. See, they're the vehicle that gets us here. They drop us off and go on their way. They continue on their journey. And the problem is that we keep tryin' to get back on the bus, instead of just lettin' it go.
5th Nov '17 1:54:30 PM hohocrush
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-> So what, no fuckin' ziti now?

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-> So what, no fuckin' [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] ziti now?



-> It's an idea, I don't know. Who knows where it fucking came from? Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple.

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-> It's an idea, I don't know. Who knows where it fucking came from? [[IsaacNewton Isaac Newton Newton]] invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple.
5th Nov '17 1:49:38 PM hohocrush
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-> So what, no fuckin' ziti now?
--->-- '''AJ Soprano'''



-->-- '''Tony'''

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-->-- '''Tony'''
'''Tony Soprano'''

-> Those who want respect, give respect.
-->-- '''Tony Soprano'''


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-> You don't shit where you eat. And you really don't shit where I eat.
-->-- '''Tony Soprano'''


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-> Can I just get some macaroni and gravy?
-->-- '''Paulie Walnuts, expressing his distaste for authentic Italian cuisine when dining in Italy.'''


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-> In fact, the expiration date was last week on all your bullshit with that.
-->-- '''Tony Soprano'''


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-> I hear Ginny Sack is having a 90-pound mole taken off her ass.
-->-- '''Ralphie Cifaretto'''


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-> He Marvin Gayed his own nephew. The boss of the family.
-->-- '''Vito Spatafore.'''

-> '''Paulie Walnuts''': You're not gonna believe this. The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
-> '''Christopher Moltisanti''': His house looked like shit.


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-> I can't find Pussy anywhere.
-->-- '''Tony Soprano'''
3rd Oct '15 1:56:10 PM cepion
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-->-- '''Various'''

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-->-- '''Various'''
'''Various members of the Soprano family'''
17th Jan '15 1:41:34 PM JC96
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-> I'll promise you something else, on my old man's grave. If I get proof it was him, he's a fucking corpse!
-->-- '''Paulie "Walnuts" Gualtieri'''
17th May '14 11:43:40 AM TrollBrutal
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->'''Carmela''': I just think [[EpiphanyTherapy that]]'s very, very wonderful!\\
'''Tony''': You would think I was Hannibal Lecter before or something!


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->'''Carmela''': Who knew all this time you wanted Tracy and Hepburn? Well Tony, what about all the thousand other fucking pigs you had your dick in over the years? The strippers, the cocktail waitresses, were they all your best friends all of them too? You fucking hypocrite.
1st May '14 2:44:49 AM TrollBrutal
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->Yeah. I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.
-->-- '''Tony'''
27th Apr '14 1:51:38 AM TrollBrutal
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-->-- Tony Soprano

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-->-- Tony Soprano
'''Tony Soprano'''



-->-- Christopher Moltisanti

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-->-- Christopher Moltisanti
'''Christopher Moltisanti'''



-->-- Various

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-->-- Various
'''Various'''



-->-- Little Carmine Lupertazzi

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-->-- Little '''Little Carmine Lupertazzi
Lupertazzi'''



-->-- Tony Blundetto

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-->-- Tony Blundetto
'''Tony Blundetto'''



-->-- Tony Soprano

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-->-- Tony Soprano
'''Tony Soprano'''



-> '''Johnny Sack''': No, an actual fucking cake! It's her birthday.

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-> '''Johnny Sack''': No, an actual fucking cake! It's her birthday.birthday.

->This is gonna sound stupid, but I saw at one point that our mothers are... bus drivers. No, they are the bus. See, they're the vehicle that gets us here. They drop us off and go on their way. They continue on their journey. And the problem is that we keep tryin' to get back on the bus, instead of just lettin' it go.
-->-- '''Tony'''

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