History Quotes / TheMafia

12th Jun '16 10:27:17 PM TheCuza
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->''"What does that mean, ''''official''' language'? So all the other languages are now '''un'''official, huh? If you write a contract in Italian, it's illegal. [{{Beat}}] Well, chances '''are'''..."''
-->-- Comedian '''Glen Foster''' on English and French being Canada's two official languages.
8th May '16 2:54:33 PM RobTan
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->''I only have one rule. Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel, 'cause she's got brothers.''
-->-- '''Barney Stinson''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
22nd Apr '16 4:22:25 AM DrRomoray
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->Today pizzas, tomorrow the world.

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->Today it's pizzas, tomorrow the world.
22nd Apr '16 4:21:57 AM DrRomoray
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->Today pizzas, tomorrow the world.
-->--'''''{{Series/Kojak}}''''' ("The Chinatown Murders")
21st Apr '16 12:44:47 PM RobTan
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->''I only have one rule. Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel, 'cause she's got brothers.''
-->-- '''Barney Stinson''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
31st Jul '15 5:21:32 AM erforce
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-->--'''Phil Ken Sebben''', ''HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw''

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-->--'''Phil -->-- '''Phil Ken Sebben''', ''HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw''
''WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw''



-->--'''Henry Hill''', ''{{Goodfellas}}''

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-->--'''Henry -->-- '''Henry Hill''', ''{{Goodfellas}}''
''Film/{{Goodfellas}}''



-->--'''[[TheDon Antonio "Nino" Schibetta]]''', ''{{Oz}}''

-->''"Spaghetti and corpses, boss."''
-->--'''Gary Golden''','' [[VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines]]''

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-->--'''[[TheDon -->-- '''[[TheDon Antonio "Nino" Schibetta]]''', ''{{Oz}}''

-->''"Spaghetti
''Series/{{Oz}}''

->''"Spaghetti
and corpses, boss."''
-->--'''Gary -->-- '''Gary Golden''','' [[VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines [[VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines]]''


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23rd Dec '13 7:13:16 PM johnnyfog
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->[T]''hose continentals who come to Sicily as prosecutors and police inspectors soon learn that the true lover of justice [[YourDaysAreNumbered must love death, too]].''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal'', "Sciascia's Italy"

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->[T]''hose ->''Those continentals who come to Sicily as prosecutors and police inspectors soon learn that the true lover of justice [[YourDaysAreNumbered must love death, too]].''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal'', '''Creator/GoreVidal''', "Sciascia's Italy"
23rd Dec '13 3:42:29 PM johnnyfog
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->''"You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, 'You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella. He's one of us.' You understand? We were good fellas. Wiseguys. But Jimmy and I could never be made because we had Irish blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was Sicilian. To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything."''

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->''"You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, 'You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella. He's one of us.' You understand? We were good fellas. Wiseguys. But Jimmy and I could never be made because [[NoTrueScotsman we had Irish blood.blood]]. It didn't even matter that my mother was Sicilian. To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything."''



->''Che cosa, "mafia"? (What is this "mafia"?)''

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->''Che cosa, "mafia"? (What ([[ImplausibleDeniability What is this "mafia"?)''"mafia"?]])''



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->[T]''hose continentals who come to Sicily as prosecutors and police inspectors soon learn that the true lover of justice [[YourDaysAreNumbered must love death, too]].''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal'', "Sciascia's Italy"
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4th Jun '12 4:59:24 AM FELH2
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-->-- '''Vito Corleone''', ''TheGodfather''

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-->-- '''Vito Corleone''', ''TheGodfather''
''Film/TheGodfather''



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22nd Jan '12 8:07:05 AM Scaresteam
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-->''"Spaghetti and corpses, boss."''
-->--'''Gary Golden''','' [[VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines]]''
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