History Quotes / TheJoker

29th Dec '15 2:16:18 PM Anddrix
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->''There's two things [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor he]] forgot to tell [[{{ComicBook/Deathstroke}} you]] about me... I don't give a damn '''what''' happens to the world... and I '''DON'T''' play well with others...''

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->''There's two things [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor [[ComicBook/LexLuthor he]] forgot to tell [[{{ComicBook/Deathstroke}} you]] about me... I don't give a damn '''what''' happens to the world... and I '''DON'T''' play well with others...''
22nd Oct '15 8:08:41 PM Angeldeb82
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->Think I can taste your fear

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->Think ->Oh yeah! Think I can taste your fear



->Now I am part of you!

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->Now I am I'm part of you!
22nd Oct '15 8:04:05 PM Angeldeb82
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'''The Royal Moi:''' And reduce my mortal enemy to a mere man? Harley, my dear, I'm so disappointed in you. Where's the fun in that?

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'''The Royal Moi:''' And reduce my mortal primal enemy to a mere man? Harley, my dear, I'm so disappointed in you. Where's the fun in that?
2nd Oct '15 7:18:51 PM Angeldeb82
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->'''The Royal Moi:''' You know, Batsy, I been thinkin'. There's only one thing wrong with our relationship: You always win! Tonight that changes.\\
'''The Soon-to-Be-Dead Bat:''' You haven't beaten me yet, Joker.\\
'''The Royal Moi:''' I know! ''(chuckles)'' Isn't the anticipation just ''[[JustForPun killing]]'' you?\\
'''Darling Harl':''' Ain't you gonna take his mask off and find out who he is?\\
'''The Royal Moi:''' And reduce my mortal enemy to a mere man? Harley, my dear, I'm so disappointed in you. Where's the fun in that?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'', "ComicBook/EmperorJoker!" ThatRemindsMeOfASong... Love the tension, cue the music!
23rd Aug '15 7:35:04 PM kkhohoho
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->''The Joker must have the Batman! Nay, the Joker deserves the Batman! What fun would there be in humbling mere policemen? I am the greatest criminal ever known! Hahahaha! And for anyone else to destroy the Batman would be unworthy of me!''
-->-- '''Me!''', ''Detective Comics v1 #475, AKA: The Laughing Fish Part 1''



->''The Joker must have the Batman! Nay, the Joker deserves the Batman! What fun would there be in humbling mere policemen? I am the greatest criminal ever known! Hahahaha! And for anyone else to destroy the Batman would be unworthy of me!''
-->-- '''Me!''', ''Detective Comics v1 #475, AKA: The Laughing Fish Part 1''
23rd Aug '15 7:33:59 PM kkhohoho
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-->-- '''Me!''', ''Detective Comics v1, #475, AKA: The Laughing Fish Part 1''

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-->-- '''Me!''', ''Detective Comics v1, v1 #475, AKA: The Laughing Fish Part 1''
23rd Aug '15 7:33:40 PM kkhohoho
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->''The Joker must have the Batman! Nay, the Joker deserves the Batman! What fun would there me in humbling mere policemen? I am the greatest criminal ever known! Hahahaha! And for anyone else to destroy the Batman would be unworthy of me!''

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->''The Joker must have the Batman! Nay, the Joker deserves the Batman! What fun would there me be in humbling mere policemen? I am the greatest criminal ever known! Hahahaha! And for anyone else to destroy the Batman would be unworthy of me!''
23rd Aug '15 7:33:25 PM kkhohoho
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->''The Joker must have the Batman! Nay, the Joker deserves the Batman! What fun would there me in humbling mere policemen? I am the greatest criminal ever known! Hahahaha! And for anyone else to destroy the Batman would be unworthy of me!''
-->-- '''Me!''', ''Detective Comics v1, #475, AKA: The Laughing Fish Part 1''
19th Jul '15 8:06:45 PM Angeldeb82
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-->-- '''The Fabulous Idol''', singing "Look Who's Laughing Now" in Brucey's mind, ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight''. I still able to sing this good even when I'm dead in ''Arkham Knight'', especially when it is sung by my fellow friend Creator/{{Mark|Hamill}}y. Wait... didn't he say he quit after I [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity die]]... Let's see... Oh yes... there's a cameo of the Killing Joke there. That's why. Nice going, boy. Again, remind me to send you a present. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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-->-- '''The Fabulous Idol''', singing "Look Who's Laughing Now" in Brucey's mind, ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight''. I I'm still able to sing this good even when I'm dead in ''Arkham Knight'', especially when it is sung by my fellow friend Creator/{{Mark|Hamill}}y. Wait... didn't he say he quit after I [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity die]]... Let's see... Oh yes... there's a cameo of the Killing Joke there. That's why. Nice going, boy. Again, remind me to send you a present. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
18th Jul '15 2:52:31 PM Angeldeb82
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->Take me on home. To the Asylum

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->Take me on home. To home, to the AsylumAsylum!



->Anarchy ruled, it was wild.

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->Anarchy ruled, it was wild.wild,



->Joke's on you, I'm in your head so..

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->Joke's on you, you! I'm in your head so.. head, so



->Remember in Arkham City

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->Remember in Arkham CityCity?



->That was the night you let me die!
->But when I looked you in the eye
->That's when I knew we'd be together

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->That was the night you let me die!
die,
->But when I looked you in the eye
eye,
->That's when I knew we'd be togethertogether;



->I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing!
->Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing!

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->I filled fill you with dread dread, and I can't stop laughing!
->Your parents are dead dead, and I can't stop laughing!



->I am the clown prince of crime.

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->I am the clown prince of crime.crime,



->You're part of me, I'm part of you.

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->You're part of me, I'm part of you.you,



->I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing
->I'm with you till the end and I can't stop laughing.
->I killed all your friends and I can't stop laughing.

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->I drove you round the bend bend, and I'm laughing
laughing!
->I'm with you till the end end, and I can't stop laughing.
laughing!
->I killed all your friends friends, and I can't stop laughing.laughing!



->Oh yeah! Think I can taste your fear
->Now that my time is near
->I'm in your blood, I'm so alive
->I only wish you'd let me drive
->It won't be long till I make you kill

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->Oh yeah! Think ->Think I can taste your fear
->Now that my time is near
near.
->I'm in your blood, blood; I'm so alive
alive!
->I only wish you'd let me drive
drive!
->It won't be long till I make you killkill.



->Barbara's dead and I'm laughing. (HA!)
->Jason Todd's dead and I can't stop laughing.
->I'M EVEN DEAD and I can't stop laughing.

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->Barbara's dead dead, and I'm laughing. laughing! (HA!)
->Jason Todd's dead dead, and I can't stop laughing.
laughing!
->I'M EVEN DEAD DEAD, and I can't stop laughing.laughing!



->I drove you round the bend and I'm laughing
->I'm with you till the end and I can't stop laughing.
->I killed all your friends and I can't stop laughing.
->I'm cock-a-doodle-do
->All because of you

->I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing (HA!)
->I filled you with dread and I can't stop laughing
->Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing

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->I drove you round the bend bend, and I'm laughing
laughing!
->I'm with you till the end end, and I can't stop laughing.
laughing!
->I killed all your friends friends, and I can't stop laughing.
laughing!
->I'm cock-a-doodle-do
cock-a-doodle-doo!
->All because of you

you!

->I'm stuck in your head head, and I'm laughing laughing! (HA!)
->I filled fill you with dread dread, and I can't stop laughing
laughing!
->Your parents are dead dead, and I can't stop laughinglaughing!



->Now I am part of you!

->I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing
->I fill you with dread and I can't stop laughing
->Your parents are dead and I can't stop laughing.

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->Now I am part of you!


->I'm stuck in your head head, and I'm laughing
laughing!
->I fill you with dread dread, and I can't stop laughing
laughing!
->Your parents are dead dead, and I can't stop laughing.laughing!
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