History Quotes / TheJoker

29th Apr '17 9:16:28 AM Golondrina
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->'''Me''': It's not a question of stomach, my friend, [[EvilIsStylish it's a question of]] ''[[EvilIsStylish style]]''! Any idiot...nothing personal, of course... can go out and slaughter a few thousand people, but were's the laughter and tears? The handstands and histrionics? In short, my dense and sanguine pal, [[EvilIsHammy where's the]] ''[[LargeHam theater]]''? I always thought of myself as the OrsonWelles of crime and chaos, while you, apparantly, aspire to be nothing more than...David Hasselhoff! Alas, dear Carnage, I thought we had the makings of a classic team--but--hard as it is to believe, I was wrong!

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->'''Me''': It's not a question of stomach, my friend, [[EvilIsStylish it's a question of]] ''[[EvilIsStylish style]]''! Any idiot...nothing personal, of course... can go out and slaughter a few thousand people, but were's the laughter and tears? The handstands and histrionics? In short, my dense and sanguine pal, [[EvilIsHammy where's the]] ''[[LargeHam theater]]''? I always thought of myself as the OrsonWelles Creator/OrsonWelles of crime and chaos, while you, apparantly, aspire to be nothing more than...David Hasselhoff! Alas, dear Carnage, I thought we had the makings of a classic team--but--hard as it is to believe, I was wrong!
10th Aug '16 7:20:32 PM Premonition45
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-->-- '''Who else?''', Film/SuicideSquad2016

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-->-- '''Who else?''', Film/SuicideSquad2016
''Film/SuicideSquad2016''

->'''Frost:''' You might want to keep your mouth shut.
->'''Griggs:''' Can I go, man? What the hell is going on? This is crazy.
->'''Me:''' Blah blah blah blah blah blah. All of that chit chat's gonna get you hurt.
-->-- ''Film/SuicideSquad2016''
1st Aug '16 8:17:48 AM TruBlu95
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-->-- '''Myself''' in Film/SuicideSquad2016

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-->-- '''Myself''' in '''Who else?''', Film/SuicideSquad2016
10th Jul '16 8:28:14 PM Discar
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-->-- '''Myself''' in Film/{{Suicide|Squad}} [[Film/DCExtendedUniverse Squad]]

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-->-- '''Myself''' in Film/{{Suicide|Squad}} [[Film/DCExtendedUniverse Squad]]
Film/SuicideSquad2016
29th Dec '15 2:16:18 PM Anddrix
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->''There's two things [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor he]] forgot to tell [[{{ComicBook/Deathstroke}} you]] about me... I don't give a damn '''what''' happens to the world... and I '''DON'T''' play well with others...''

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->''There's two things [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor [[ComicBook/LexLuthor he]] forgot to tell [[{{ComicBook/Deathstroke}} you]] about me... I don't give a damn '''what''' happens to the world... and I '''DON'T''' play well with others...''
22nd Oct '15 8:08:41 PM Angeldeb82
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->Think I can taste your fear

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->Think ->Oh yeah! Think I can taste your fear



->Now I am part of you!

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->Now I am I'm part of you!
22nd Oct '15 8:04:05 PM Angeldeb82
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'''The Royal Moi:''' And reduce my mortal enemy to a mere man? Harley, my dear, I'm so disappointed in you. Where's the fun in that?

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'''The Royal Moi:''' And reduce my mortal primal enemy to a mere man? Harley, my dear, I'm so disappointed in you. Where's the fun in that?
2nd Oct '15 7:18:51 PM Angeldeb82
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->'''The Royal Moi:''' You know, Batsy, I been thinkin'. There's only one thing wrong with our relationship: You always win! Tonight that changes.\\
'''The Soon-to-Be-Dead Bat:''' You haven't beaten me yet, Joker.\\
'''The Royal Moi:''' I know! ''(chuckles)'' Isn't the anticipation just ''[[JustForPun killing]]'' you?\\
'''Darling Harl':''' Ain't you gonna take his mask off and find out who he is?\\
'''The Royal Moi:''' And reduce my mortal enemy to a mere man? Harley, my dear, I'm so disappointed in you. Where's the fun in that?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'', "ComicBook/EmperorJoker!" ThatRemindsMeOfASong... Love the tension, cue the music!
23rd Aug '15 7:35:04 PM kkhohoho
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->''The Joker must have the Batman! Nay, the Joker deserves the Batman! What fun would there be in humbling mere policemen? I am the greatest criminal ever known! Hahahaha! And for anyone else to destroy the Batman would be unworthy of me!''
-->-- '''Me!''', ''Detective Comics v1 #475, AKA: The Laughing Fish Part 1''



->''The Joker must have the Batman! Nay, the Joker deserves the Batman! What fun would there be in humbling mere policemen? I am the greatest criminal ever known! Hahahaha! And for anyone else to destroy the Batman would be unworthy of me!''
-->-- '''Me!''', ''Detective Comics v1 #475, AKA: The Laughing Fish Part 1''
23rd Aug '15 7:33:59 PM kkhohoho
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-->-- '''Me!''', ''Detective Comics v1, #475, AKA: The Laughing Fish Part 1''

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-->-- '''Me!''', ''Detective Comics v1, v1 #475, AKA: The Laughing Fish Part 1''
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