History Quotes / TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch

-->-- '''Torres''' to '''Albrecht''', ''Film/TheCrow''

->When I left, [[UnwittingPawn van Thiel]] shook my hand and winked and said I was on to a good thing in my line of work. Germany would always need people who understood the big ideas. Four days later he was found hanging from the quaint wooden rafters of his traditional wooden house by an old bit of hemp rope. A note on the desk stated that he had betrayed his country by selling his ideas and his soul, and he could no longer live with the grief. The verdict was suicide, and the bruising around his ribs and hands dismissed as incidental injuries sustained postmortem when the police came to cut him down.

->"This Fasil was so upset about the lousy wrestling tonight, that he went down to the garage and in a fit of depression cut off his ''own'' head!

->'''Amin:''' He died in a car accident.
->In a car accident?
->I said he died in a car accident! I called you here to fix the report to show that he died from internal injuries!
->No, I can't.
->You can't!? You fix the reports like I told you, or there'll be a report out on you that you died of heart-attack, understand!?
-->-- UsefulNotes/IdiAmin [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrwflCx4X0g to his doctor,]] ''Film/{{Rise and Fall of Idi Amin}}''

->He died in a car accident. [[spoiler:(Idi Amin in actuality shot the archbishop)]]

->''Sigh'' Fourteen bullet wounds to the head...classic suicide.

->Successfully secured Mouila with assistance from government forces. Have been greeted by local populace with jubilation and cheer. Several individuals slightly too overcome with jubilation and had to be restrained. [[ObligatoryWarCrimeScene Twelve civilians killed]] by accidentally shooting themselves while attempting to hug and kiss Shield operatives. Requesting food and water supplies for trade, ammunition, and [[DisposingOfABody a crate of plastic bags]].

'''The Doctor:''' ''(deadpan)'' Yes, I imagine so. It's quite clear that Frederick brought the car into the house, ran himself over with it, and put it back outside before he finally expired.

->'''Goose:''' Highly unusual method. Five 32-calibre pistol bullets (two to the back of the head), then he hacked himself to bits and hurled himself into a 44 gallon drum.

->'''Goose:''' Highly unusual method. Five 32-calibre pistol bullets--two to the back of the head--then he hacked himself to bits and hurled himself into a 44 gallon drum.

-->-- ''Series/Phoenix'', "Hair of the Dog"

--> UsefulNotes/IdiAmin [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrwflCx4X0g to his doctor,]] ''Film/{{Rise and Fall of Idi Amin}}''

-->--''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho029TheChimesOfMidnight The Chimes of Midnight]]"

-->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Improbable Cause"

-->--''VideoGame/{{Harvester}}''

-->UsefulNotes/IdiAmin [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrwflCx4X0g to his doctor,]] ''RiseAndFallOfIdiAmin''

-->--'''Medical Examiner,''' ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Tremere (revised)''

-->--''[[Literature/AlexVerus Bound]]''

-->--''[[Literature/JetlagTravelGuides Phaic Tan: Sunstroke On A Shoestring]]''

-->--'''[[PrivateMilitaryContractors Shield Solutions]] internal communication,''' ''Literature/DifferentlyMorphous''

-->--''Literature/TheNightMayor''

-->--'''Nicholas Angel''', ''Film/HotFuzz''

-->--'''Larry Dean''', ''Series/MockTheWeek'', "Unlikely Lines from a TV Detective Show"

-->--'''Torres''' to '''Albrecht''', ''Film/TheCrow''

-->--'''Sheriff Tate''', ''Film/ToKillAMockingbird''

'''Doctor:''' ''(deadpan)'' Yes, I imagine so. It's quite clear that Frederick brought the car into the house, ran himself over with it, and put it back outside before he finally expired.
-->--''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "The Chimes of Midnight"

-->''Have you never wondered why the murder rate is so low in this town, but the accident rate is so high?''