History Quotes / SuckinessIsPainful

30th Apr '16 7:53:58 AM aye_amber
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->And if you want to see something that will make your head explode, then watch Creator/AngelinaJolie sing an a Capella version of the Music/RollingStonesí I Canít Get No Satisfaction. That is a crime against humanity.

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->And if you want to see something that will make your head explode, then watch Creator/AngelinaJolie sing an a Capella version of the Music/RollingStonesí Music/TheRollingStones' I Canít Get No Satisfaction. That is a crime against humanity.
27th Apr '16 6:13:06 AM MasoTey
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->Ass - Intolerable Ass!
-->-- '''Raoul de Chagney''' (via title card), on Creator/DarioArgento's ''The Phantom of the Opera'', ''WebVideo/ThePhantomReviewer''
2nd Jan '16 10:50:39 AM nombretomado
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10th Jul '15 4:11:33 PM johnnyfog
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10th Jul '15 4:11:13 PM johnnyfog
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->Ouch, that was painful. So very, very lame.
-->-- '''Momoko''', ''WebVideo/WeddingPeachAbridged''

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->Ouch, that was painful. So very, very lame.
-->-- '''Momoko''', ''WebVideo/WeddingPeachAbridged''
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->Ouch, that was painful. So very, very lame.
-->-- '''Momoko''', ''WebVideo/WeddingPeachAbridged''



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10th Jun '15 12:05:45 PM StFan
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->Forget ''The God Delusion'', ''God Is Not Great'', or the writings of Epicurus, this episode is the greatest evidence that logically disproves an all-powerful, all-knowing and all-loving God. If Epicurus was alive today, his famous quote would read "Is God willing to prevent "Fear Her," but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh "Fear Her?" Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
-->--'''WebVideo/DiamandaHagan''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS2E11FearHer}} "Fear Her"]]

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->Forget ''The God Delusion'', ''God Is Not Great'', or the writings of Epicurus, this episode is the greatest evidence that logically disproves an all-powerful, all-knowing and all-loving God. If Epicurus was alive today, his famous quote would read "Is God willing to prevent "Fear Her," 'Fear Her', but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh "Fear Her?" 'Fear Her'? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
-->--'''WebVideo/DiamandaHagan'''
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on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS2E11FearHer}} [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E11FearHer "Fear Her"]]



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-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared: The ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' Retrospective''

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9th Jun '15 10:43:58 PM johnnyfog
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->Then, I calmly took the DVD out of the drive, and clutching it to my chest, went outside and sat in the middle of the road, where I immolated myself like that photo of the Chinese monk.
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared: The ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' Retrospective''

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26th May '15 8:05:45 AM johnnyfog
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->[[Music/JenniferLopez JLo]] was in the cinematic human rights violation called ''{{Film/Gigli}}'', so this isnít surprising. I just want to know who won when [=JLo=] screamed at President Birdyhandmeadove because her dressing room [[ThePrimaDonna wasnít painted the right shade of white and didnít have at least 12 lit Jo Malone candles]] in it. If you see on CNN that the president of Turkmenistan threw himself into the Caspian Sea after tearing his own ears off, you now know why.

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->[[Music/JenniferLopez JLo]] was in the cinematic human rights violation called ''{{Film/Gigli}}'', so this isnít surprising. I just want to know who won when [=JLo=] screamed at President Birdyhandmeadove because her dressing room [[ThePrimaDonna wasnít painted the right shade of white and didnít have at least 12 lit Jo Malone candles]] in it. If you see on CNN that the president of Turkmenistan threw himself into the Caspian Sea after tearing his own ears off, you now know why.
26th May '15 8:05:01 AM johnnyfog
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->[[Music/JenniferLopez JLo]] became Jenny from the Eastern Bloc tonight when she popped her pussy and lip-synched for Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov, the leader of [[BananaRepublic Turkmenistan]], at his 56th birthday celebration. Turkmenistan has been called one of the most repressed regimnes in the world by Human Rights Watch. I know, havenít the people of Turkmenistan [[AnythingButThat been through enough?!]] ...[=JLo=] put on a traditional Turkmen dress to [[MarilynMonroe sing 'Happy Birthday' to the president]]. If [=JLo=] sang 'Happy Birthday' live, then expect her to be jailed for life for trying to assassinate the president with her soul-killing natural singing voice.\\\
[=JLo=] was in the cinematic human rights violation called ''{{Film/Gigli}}'', so this isnít surprising. I just want to know who won when [=JLo=] screamed at President Birdyhandmeadove because her dressing room [[ThePrimaDonna wasnít painted the right shade of white and didnít have at least 12 lit Jo Malone candles]] in it. If you see on CNN that the president of Turkmenistan threw himself into the Caspian Sea after tearing his own ears off, you now know why.

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->[[Music/JenniferLopez JLo]] became Jenny from the Eastern Bloc tonight when she popped her pussy and lip-synched for Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov, the leader of [[BananaRepublic Turkmenistan]], at his 56th birthday celebration. Turkmenistan has been called one of the most repressed regimnes in the world by Human Rights Watch. I know, havenít the people of Turkmenistan [[AnythingButThat been through enough?!]] ...[=JLo=] put on a traditional Turkmen dress to [[MarilynMonroe sing 'Happy Birthday' to the president]]. If [=JLo=] sang 'Happy Birthday' live, then expect her to be jailed for life for trying to assassinate the president with her soul-killing natural singing voice.\\\
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was in the cinematic human rights violation called ''{{Film/Gigli}}'', so this isnít surprising. I just want to know who won when [=JLo=] screamed at President Birdyhandmeadove because her dressing room [[ThePrimaDonna wasnít painted the right shade of white and didnít have at least 12 lit Jo Malone candles]] in it. If you see on CNN that the president of Turkmenistan threw himself into the Caspian Sea after tearing his own ears off, you now know why.



->To call ''Life or Something Like It'' formulaic would be an understatement of the year. This movie [[ClicheStorm is so goddamn derivative]] I could recite every contrived plot twist and unbelievable character development. The comedy is flat and uninspired. And if you want to see something that will make your head explode, then watch Creator/AngelinaJolie sing an a Capella version of the Music/RollingStonesí I Canít Get No Satisfaction. That is a crime against humanity.

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->To call ''Life or Something Like It'' formulaic would be an understatement of the year. This movie [[ClicheStorm is so goddamn derivative]] I could recite every contrived plot twist and unbelievable character development. The comedy is flat and uninspired. And ->And if you want to see something that will make your head explode, then watch Creator/AngelinaJolie sing an a Capella version of the Music/RollingStonesí I Canít Get No Satisfaction. That is a crime against humanity.



->We view ourselves as free. It is a mistake...We thought we danced to the music of the spheres, while all along it was St. Vitus's Dance, diseased firing of rotting neurons in dying limbs. And now we have fallen once again to a new dance, the Danse Macabre, Dance as Memento Mori. We have been tricked, this game has been a Pied Piper of Hamlin, and we have, like children, followed the lilting tune of the pipe for far too long. Now we see that we are dancing to our graves, a final moment of clarity, and in that clarity we see the larger truth - we could not have stopped this. We could never have stopped this. We were doomed the moment the first note sounded, and we could not have hoped to know that until it was too late.

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->We view ourselves as free. It is a mistake...We thought we danced to the music of the spheres, while all along it was St. Vitus's Dance, diseased firing of rotting neurons in dying limbs. And now we have fallen once again to a new dance, the Danse Macabre, Dance as Memento Mori. We have been tricked, this game has been a Pied Piper of Hamlin, and we have, like children, followed the lilting tune of the pipe for far too long. Now we see that we are dancing to our graves, a final moment of clarity, and in that clarity we see the larger truth - we could not have stopped this. We could never have stopped this. We were doomed the moment the first note sounded, and we could not have hoped to know that until it was too late.graves...



->That shudder you just felt was your soul trying to slam its way out... I mean, it couldn't possibly be a joke, right? A page of 11's being mistaken for a page of 1's? That's not a punchline -- that's something you tell a neurologist to get him worried. This girl either has a stack of concussions or she's drawing a tiny graveyard for all the smiles ''[[ComicStrip/TheFamilyCircus Family Circus]]'' killed. This next analogy might get complicated, but ''The Family Circus'' is a lot like rape.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-family-circus-cartoons-improved-with-dick-jokes/#ixzz31r72KYTx "6 Family Circus Cartoons Improved With Dick Jokes"]]



->After I watched it, I became horribly ill. Was the ''[[Series/WonderWoman2011Pilot Wonder Woman]]'' pilot to blame? Yes. Absolutely it was. There is no doubt in my mind that ''Wonder Woman'' was so terrible it attacked my auto-immune system, and caused flu-like symptoms that I'm experiencing even now.
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/06/robs_wonder_woman_tv_pilot_faq.php "Rob's Wonder Woman Woman TV Pilot FAQ!"]]
30th Apr '15 11:08:02 PM johnnyfog
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->[[ThousandYardStare Staggering into the silence of the theater lobby]] after the ordeal was over, I found a big poster that was fresh off the presses with the quotes of [[ProfessionalButtKisser junket blurbsters]].' It will obliterate your senses!' reports David Gillin, who [[MetaphoricallyTrue obviously writes autobiographically]]. 'It will suck the air right out of your lungs!' vows Diane Kaminsky. If it does, consider it a [[MercyKill mercy killing.]]

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->[[ThousandYardStare Staggering ->Staggering into the silence of the theater lobby]] lobby after the ordeal was over, I found a big poster that was fresh off the presses with the quotes of [[ProfessionalButtKisser junket blurbsters]].' It will obliterate your senses!' reports David Gillin, who [[MetaphoricallyTrue obviously writes autobiographically]]. 'It will suck the air right out of your lungs!' vows Diane Kaminsky. If it does, consider it a [[MercyKill mercy killing.]]


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->If you look closely, you can actually see [[ThousandYardStare the souls of the people in the crowd leaving their bodies]] during this match.
-->--'''[[http://www.ddtdigest.com/updates/1999051m.htm DDT]]''' on ''Wrestling/WCWMondayNitro''
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