History Quotes / StunGuns

19th Sep '17 6:44:32 PM Kalaong
Is there an issue? Send a Message


->'''Lt. Barf:''' Set phizzers to kill!
->'''Captain Pinchhard:''' Mr Barf, we must try to communicate with the creature first.
->'''Lt. Barf:''' Very well. Set phizzers to sting!

to:

->'''Lt. Barf:''' Set phizzers to kill!
->'''Captain
kill!\\
'''Captain
Pinchhard:''' Mr Barf, we must try to communicate with the creature first.
->'''Lt.
first.\\
'''Lt.
Barf:''' Very well. Set phizzers to sting!



-->'''Kowalski''': Mako's first task is to fix that ridiculous potato gun of hers.\\

to:

-->'''Kowalski''': ->'''Kowalski''': Mako's first task is to fix that ridiculous potato gun of hers.\\



-->'''Mako''': Tater, why aren't you firing?\\

to:

-->'''Mako''': ->'''Mako''': Tater, why aren't you firing?\\
19th Sep '17 6:43:33 PM Kalaong
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:


-->'''Kowalski''': Mako's first task is to fix that ridiculous potato gun of hers.\\
'''Kowalski''': I say ridiculous. I mean "useless". It selects stun ordnance depending on what species it's aimed at, and if there's a chance that firing will result in collateral damage, it won't fire.\\
'''Admiral Emm''': It sounds like you're better off throwing it than firing it.\\
'''Kowalski''': Nope. Ballistic restrictor strap.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-06-20 June 20, 2014]]

-->'''Mako''': Tater, why aren't you firing?\\
'''M3''': Target is fully armored. No stun solution available.\\
'''Mako''': [[StickySituation Immobilize her with goober rounds]]!\\
'''M3''': Line of fire includes traffic.\\
'''Mako''': Shoot ''something'' or so help me I will ''throw you at the target''.\\
'''M3''': [[BrickJoke Ballistic restrictor strap engaged.]]\\
'''Mako''': You are a disgrace to every tool in the history of things with handles.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-10-06 October 6, 2014]]
5th Jul '17 10:45:04 AM JackG
Is there an issue? Send a Message


->''"Set phasers to 'stun.'"''

to:

->''"Set phasers to 'stun.'"'''stun'."''
5th Jul '17 10:44:45 AM JackG
Is there an issue? Send a Message


->''"Set phasers to 'stun.'"''
-->-- ''Franchise/StarTrek''



->''"Set phasers to 'stun.'"''
-->-- ''Franchise/StarTrek''
5th Jul '17 10:42:56 AM JackG
Is there an issue? Send a Message


-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf''

to:

-->-- '''Newsreader''', ''Series/RedDwarf''
5th Jul '17 10:41:32 AM JackG
Is there an issue? Send a Message




Added DiffLines:


->''"So great is the appeal of ''Better Than Life'' when one store in New Tokyo ran out of stocks, rubber nuclear weapons had to be deployed to disperse the crowd."''
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf''
8th Apr '17 7:38:19 AM JackG
Is there an issue? Send a Message


->'''Cptn Pinchhard:''' Mr Barf, we must try to communicate with the creature first.

to:

->'''Cptn ->'''Captain Pinchhard:''' Mr Barf, we must try to communicate with the creature first.
5th Nov '16 2:10:56 AM JackG
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:



->'''Lt. Barf:''' Set phizzers to kill!
->'''Cptn Pinchhard:''' Mr Barf, we must try to communicate with the creature first.
->'''Lt. Barf:''' Very well. Set phizzers to sting!
-->-- ''Sev Trek: Pus in Boots''
2nd Jul '16 11:02:12 PM JackG
Is there an issue? Send a Message


-->-- ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

to:

-->-- '''Demonica''', ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''
23rd Apr '16 1:06:45 PM StFan
Is there an issue? Send a Message


-->--'''Creator/JMichaelStraczynski'''

->''I don't want to get involved with this one. Let's pretend we didn't see it. I hate 3D girls, but there's something I hate even more! That is.. a 3D girl who uses stun guns!!''

to:

-->--'''Creator/JMichaelStraczynski'''

->''I
-->-- '''Creator/JMichaelStraczynski'''

->''"I
don't want to get involved with this one. Let's pretend we didn't see it. I hate 3D girls, but there's something I hate even more! That is.. is... a 3D girl who uses stun guns!!''guns!!"''



-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

->'''Karla:''' Should we set our lasers on stun?"\\

to:

-->-- '''Plan ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

Space''

->'''Karla:''' Should we set our lasers on stun?"\\stun?\\



-->-- '''Kremmen of the Star Corps'''

to:

-->-- '''Kremmen ''Kremmen of the Star Corps'''
Corps''



->''As a side note, understand that there is no such thing as a "non-lethal" weapon. This is because any weapon or gas that can reliably incapacitate or render unconscious a 300 pound world wrestling champion will be strong enough to instantly kill a small child or elderly person.''

to:

->''As a side note, understand that there is no such thing as a "non-lethal" weapon. This is because any weapon or gas that can reliably incapacitate or render unconscious a 300 pound world wrestling 300-pound world-wrestling champion will be strong enough to instantly kill a small child or elderly person.''



----

to:

----
This list shows the last 10 events of 21. Show all.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Quotes.StunGuns