History Quotes / SpoiledBrat

9th Jun '16 10:56:10 PM SheldonDinkleburg
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-->-- '''Dudley Dursley''', ''HarryPotterAndTheSorcerersStone''

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-->-- '''Dudley Dursley''', ''HarryPotterAndTheSorcerersStone''
''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone''

->''Wait til my father hears about this.''
-->-- '''Draco Malfoy''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone''
13th May '16 9:49:51 PM AnotherEpicFail
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->You have seen, I'm certain, households among the wealthy where the smallest child of the family is the absolute master of the house, and the rest of the family are slaves to the brat's whims. In such households, you see [[{{Fiction500}} men who regularly shake the pillars of the financial world]] forced to their hands and knees, babbling baby-talk and being ridden like beasts of burden. In such households, you find strong and beautiful women reduced to abject slavery and degradation by juvenile tyrants whose ice-cream is too runny or whose porridge is too hot for their delicate palates.
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Lasombra''
6th Mar '16 5:27:55 PM rt2012
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->An Acura cake?! But I wanted a Ferrari!
-->-- '''Satan''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
10th Jan '16 6:53:08 PM hamonrye
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->Once Emmy (Rossum) discovered that Justin had moved in next-door, she decided to do the good neighbor thing by going over to his house to introduce herself and say hello. Unfortunately, she didnít get very far because she was stopped by his army of bodyguards, because Music/JustinBieber is far too important to say hello to the chick from ''{{Shameless}}''. Also, he was too busy trying to act tough: according to Emmy, Justin rolled up in his Bentley and and started [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy rapping along to the baddest song]] on his Music/KidzBop CD.\\\
Emmy also says she doubts sheíll be invited to any of Justin Bieberís clubhouse ragers because sheís 28-years-old [[HollywoodOld and thatís probably too old.]] I donít know about that -- heíll definitely want an adult on hand to help him use the oven if he decides his party needs some Totinoís pizza rolls.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/20/justin-biebers-next-door-neighbor-emmy-rossum-admits-hes-just-as-obnoxious-as-youd-imagine/ DListed]]''''', "Warning: noxious levels of douchery ahead."

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->Once Emmy (Rossum) discovered that Justin had moved in next-door, she decided to do the good neighbor thing by going over to his house to introduce herself and say hello. Unfortunately, she didnít get very far because she ->Some child actors have it (Tommy Knight was stopped by his army of bodyguards, because Music/JustinBieber is far too important to say hello to the chick exceptional from ''{{Shameless}}''. Also, he was too busy trying to act tough: according to Emmy, Justin rolled up in his Bentley first moment in ''Series/TheSarahJaneAdventures'' and Lawrence Belcher hit all the right emotional notes in [[{{Recap/DoctorWho2010CSAChristmasCarol}} A Christmas Carol]]) and started [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy rapping along to the baddest song]] on his Music/KidzBop CD.\\\
Emmy also says she doubts sheíll be invited to any of Justin Bieberís clubhouse ragers because sheís 28-years-old [[HollywoodOld and thatís probably too old.]] I
some donít know about that -- heíll ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver}} Angie and Artie]] are to come) and it is pot luck choosing the right ones for particular parts. Unfortunately Jamie Oram is definitely want an a case of being very sweet but not being able to bring anything to the screen (compounded by this episode's ''Confidential'' that showed him boasting about how good he is compared to the adult on hand to help him use performers but then we were all little tykes at that age, weren't we?)...George keeps repeating Ďplease save me from the oven if monstersí like he decides is [[NeverWorkWithChildrenOrAnimals trying to memorise his party needs some Totinoís pizza rolls.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/20/justin-biebers-next-door-neighbor-emmy-rossum-admits-hes-just-as-obnoxious-as-youd-imagine/ DListed]]''''', "Warning: noxious levels of douchery ahead."
times tables]]...
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/08/night-terrors-written-by-mark-gatiss.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS32E9NightTerrors}} "Night Terrors"]]
23rd Mar '15 9:37:43 PM Wingnut
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-->--'''Bart Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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-->--'''Bart Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', referring to Gavin in "Marge Be Not Proud."
22nd Mar '15 5:00:28 PM Wingnut
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->"That must be the happiest kid in the world..."
-->--'''Bart Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->"I like getting what I want, so I do whatever I need to get it."
-->--'''Mimi''', ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario''
21st Mar '15 5:46:37 PM johnnyfog
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->Once Emmy (Rossum) discovered that Justin had moved in next-door, she decided to do the good neighbor thing by going over to his house to introduce herself and say hello. Unfortunately, she didnít get very far because she was stopped by his army of bodyguards, because Music/JustinBieber is far too important to say hello to the chick from ''{{Shameless}}''. Also, he was too busy trying to act tough: according to Emmy, Justin rolled up in his Bentley and and started [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy rapping along to the baddest song]] on his Music/KidzBop CD.\\\
Emmy also says she doubts sheíll be invited to any of Justin Bieberís clubhouse ragers because sheís 28-years-old [[HollywoodOld and thatís probably too old.]] I donít know about that -- heíll definitely want an adult on hand to help him use the oven if he decides his party needs some Totinoís pizza rolls.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/20/justin-biebers-next-door-neighbor-emmy-rossum-admits-hes-just-as-obnoxious-as-youd-imagine/ DListed]]''''', "Warning: noxious levels of douchery ahead."
5th Mar '15 11:01:24 AM johnnyfog
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But here's the thing: The average teenager has the good fortune to not display his formative idiocy in front of millions of people. You get to grow up and move past that. By allowing his kids ([[StageMom or shoving them into) the spotlight, Creator/WillSmith is basically inviting the world to hate his children....They're not gonna get a chance to grow out of this. They don't even go to fucking school. You're doomed if you don't go to school. You are frozen in your teenage shitheadery for life.

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But here's the thing: The average teenager has the good fortune to not display his formative idiocy in front of millions of people. You get to grow up and move past that. By allowing his kids ([[StageMom or shoving them into) into]]) the spotlight, Creator/WillSmith is basically inviting the world to hate his children....They're not gonna get a chance to grow out of this. They don't even go to fucking school. You're doomed if you don't go to school. You are frozen in your teenage shitheadery for life.
5th Mar '15 11:00:49 AM johnnyfog
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But here's the thing: The average teenager has the good fortune to not display his formative idiocy in front of millions of people. You get to grow up and move past that. By allowing his kids (or shoving them) into the spotlight, Creator/WillSmith is basically inviting the world to hate his children....They're not gonna get a chance to grow out of this. They don't even go to fucking school. You're doomed if you don't go to school. You are frozen in your teenage shitheadery for life.

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But here's the thing: The average teenager has the good fortune to not display his formative idiocy in front of millions of people. You get to grow up and move past that. By allowing his kids (or ([[StageMom or shoving them) into them into) the spotlight, Creator/WillSmith is basically inviting the world to hate his children....They're not gonna get a chance to grow out of this. They don't even go to fucking school. You're doomed if you don't go to school. You are frozen in your teenage shitheadery for life.
5th Mar '15 11:00:02 AM johnnyfog
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->By now you've probably read this bonkers interview with Willow and Jaden Smith in which Jaden Smith says the existence of car accidents proves that [[KnowNothingKnowItAll driver's education is unnecessary]] (do not let this kid drive you anywhere). Willow and Jaden are both under 18 years old (Jaden's 16, she's 14), which means you can't really shit on them for being stupid kids who think they're smarter than everyone else. I was like that. That is standard teenage bloviating right there, and I get why it would be unfair to dump on those two for it.\\\
But here's the thing: The average teenager has the good fortune to not display his formative idiocy in front of millions of people. You get to grow up and move past that. By allowing his kids (or shoving them) into the spotlight, Creator/WillSmith is basically inviting the world to hate his children....They're not gonna get a chance to grow out of this. They don't even go to fucking school. You're doomed if you don't go to school. You are frozen in your teenage shitheadery for life.
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2014/11/will-smith-jaden-smith-interview.html Drew Magary]]'''
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