History Quotes / SpoiledBrat

10th Jan '16 6:53:08 PM hamonrye
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->Once Emmy (Rossum) discovered that Justin had moved in next-door, she decided to do the good neighbor thing by going over to his house to introduce herself and say hello. Unfortunately, she didn’t get very far because she was stopped by his army of bodyguards, because Music/JustinBieber is far too important to say hello to the chick from ''{{Shameless}}''. Also, he was too busy trying to act tough: according to Emmy, Justin rolled up in his Bentley and and started [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy rapping along to the baddest song]] on his Music/KidzBop CD.\\\ Emmy also says she doubts she’ll be invited to any of Justin Bieber’s clubhouse ragers because she’s 28-years-old [[HollywoodOld and that’s probably too old.]] I don’t know about that -- he’ll definitely want an adult on hand to help him use the oven if he decides his party needs some Totino’s pizza rolls. -->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/20/justin-biebers-next-door-neighbor-emmy-rossum-admits-hes-just-as-obnoxious-as-youd-imagine/ DListed]]''''', "Warning: noxious levels of douchery ahead."
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->Once Emmy (Rossum) discovered that Justin had moved in next-door, she decided to do the good neighbor thing by going over to his house to introduce herself and say hello. Unfortunately, she didn’t get very far because she ->Some child actors have it (Tommy Knight was stopped by his army of bodyguards, because Music/JustinBieber is far too important to say hello to the chick exceptional from ''{{Shameless}}''. Also, he was too busy trying to act tough: according to Emmy, Justin rolled up in his Bentley first moment in ''Series/TheSarahJaneAdventures'' and Lawrence Belcher hit all the right emotional notes in [[{{Recap/DoctorWho2010CSAChristmasCarol}} A Christmas Carol]]) and started [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy rapping along to the baddest song]] on his Music/KidzBop CD.\\\ Emmy also says she doubts she’ll be invited to any of Justin Bieber’s clubhouse ragers because she’s 28-years-old [[HollywoodOld and that’s probably too old.]] I some don’t know about that -- he’ll ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver}} Angie and Artie]] are to come) and it is pot luck choosing the right ones for particular parts. Unfortunately Jamie Oram is definitely want an a case of being very sweet but not being able to bring anything to the screen (compounded by this episode's ''Confidential'' that showed him boasting about how good he is compared to the adult on hand to help him use performers but then we were all little tykes at that age, weren't we?)...George keeps repeating ‘please save me from the oven if monsters’ like he decides is [[NeverWorkWithChildrenOrAnimals trying to memorise his party needs some Totino’s pizza rolls. -->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/20/justin-biebers-next-door-neighbor-emmy-rossum-admits-hes-just-as-obnoxious-as-youd-imagine/ DListed]]''''', "Warning: noxious levels of douchery ahead." times tables]]... -->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/08/night-terrors-written-by-mark-gatiss.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS32E9NightTerrors}} "Night Terrors"]]
23rd Mar '15 9:37:43 PM Wingnut
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-->--'''Bart Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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-->--'''Bart Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', referring to Gavin in "Marge Be Not Proud."
22nd Mar '15 5:00:28 PM Wingnut
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->"That must be the happiest kid in the world..." -->--'''Bart Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' ->"I like getting what I want, so I do whatever I need to get it." -->--'''Mimi''', ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario''
21st Mar '15 5:46:37 PM johnnyfog
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->Once Emmy (Rossum) discovered that Justin had moved in next-door, she decided to do the good neighbor thing by going over to his house to introduce herself and say hello. Unfortunately, she didn’t get very far because she was stopped by his army of bodyguards, because Music/JustinBieber is far too important to say hello to the chick from ''{{Shameless}}''. Also, he was too busy trying to act tough: according to Emmy, Justin rolled up in his Bentley and and started [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy rapping along to the baddest song]] on his Music/KidzBop CD.\\\ Emmy also says she doubts she’ll be invited to any of Justin Bieber’s clubhouse ragers because she’s 28-years-old [[HollywoodOld and that’s probably too old.]] I don’t know about that -- he’ll definitely want an adult on hand to help him use the oven if he decides his party needs some Totino’s pizza rolls. -->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/20/justin-biebers-next-door-neighbor-emmy-rossum-admits-hes-just-as-obnoxious-as-youd-imagine/ DListed]]''''', "Warning: noxious levels of douchery ahead."
5th Mar '15 11:01:24 AM johnnyfog
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But here's the thing: The average teenager has the good fortune to not display his formative idiocy in front of millions of people. You get to grow up and move past that. By allowing his kids ([[StageMom or shoving them into) the spotlight, Creator/WillSmith is basically inviting the world to hate his children....They're not gonna get a chance to grow out of this. They don't even go to fucking school. You're doomed if you don't go to school. You are frozen in your teenage shitheadery for life.
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But here's the thing: The average teenager has the good fortune to not display his formative idiocy in front of millions of people. You get to grow up and move past that. By allowing his kids ([[StageMom or shoving them into) into]]) the spotlight, Creator/WillSmith is basically inviting the world to hate his children....They're not gonna get a chance to grow out of this. They don't even go to fucking school. You're doomed if you don't go to school. You are frozen in your teenage shitheadery for life.
5th Mar '15 11:00:49 AM johnnyfog
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But here's the thing: The average teenager has the good fortune to not display his formative idiocy in front of millions of people. You get to grow up and move past that. By allowing his kids (or shoving them) into the spotlight, Creator/WillSmith is basically inviting the world to hate his children....They're not gonna get a chance to grow out of this. They don't even go to fucking school. You're doomed if you don't go to school. You are frozen in your teenage shitheadery for life.
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But here's the thing: The average teenager has the good fortune to not display his formative idiocy in front of millions of people. You get to grow up and move past that. By allowing his kids (or ([[StageMom or shoving them) into them into) the spotlight, Creator/WillSmith is basically inviting the world to hate his children....They're not gonna get a chance to grow out of this. They don't even go to fucking school. You're doomed if you don't go to school. You are frozen in your teenage shitheadery for life.
5th Mar '15 11:00:02 AM johnnyfog
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->By now you've probably read this bonkers interview with Willow and Jaden Smith in which Jaden Smith says the existence of car accidents proves that [[KnowNothingKnowItAll driver's education is unnecessary]] (do not let this kid drive you anywhere). Willow and Jaden are both under 18 years old (Jaden's 16, she's 14), which means you can't really shit on them for being stupid kids who think they're smarter than everyone else. I was like that. That is standard teenage bloviating right there, and I get why it would be unfair to dump on those two for it.\\\ But here's the thing: The average teenager has the good fortune to not display his formative idiocy in front of millions of people. You get to grow up and move past that. By allowing his kids (or shoving them) into the spotlight, Creator/WillSmith is basically inviting the world to hate his children....They're not gonna get a chance to grow out of this. They don't even go to fucking school. You're doomed if you don't go to school. You are frozen in your teenage shitheadery for life. -->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2014/11/will-smith-jaden-smith-interview.html Drew Magary]]'''
4th Feb '15 12:36:48 AM johnnyfog
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->''"Sssssssspoiled brat."''
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->''"Sssssssspoiled ->Sssssssspoiled brat."''

->''"36? But last year, last year I had 37 presents!"''
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->''"36? ->36? But last year, last year I had 37 presents!"''presents!

->''"As I was saying, [[NoIndoorVoice I AM THE QUEEN!!!]]"''
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->''"As ->As I was saying, [[NoIndoorVoice I AM THE QUEEN!!!]]"''QUEEN!!!]]

->''"Teenagers really have it the worst and rich, famous teenagers have it worser than worse, because they’re used to hearing '[[YesMan yes]]' most of the time, but every now and again some evil torturer has to tell them 'no' and being told 'no' when you’re a famous teenager is [[FauxHorrific worse than getting shot at during war.]]"''
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->''"Teenagers ->Teenagers really have it the worst and rich, famous teenagers have it worser than worse, because they’re used to hearing '[[YesMan yes]]' most of the time, but every now and again some evil torturer has to tell them 'no' and being told 'no' when you’re a famous teenager is [[FauxHorrific worse than getting shot at during war.]]"'']]

->''"Let's face it: If you're walking around with a $100,000 iPod Shuffle case, you're doing that [[ConspicuousConsumption so poor people hate you]]. Get the same effect for a fraction of the cost by jamming this diamond-studded pacifier in your infant's mouth. It's the fastest way to tell nearby child psychologists that your baby will have a sex tape by the time it's 18 months old."''
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->''"Let's ->Let's face it: If you're walking around with a $100,000 iPod Shuffle case, you're doing that [[ConspicuousConsumption so poor people hate you]]. Get the same effect for a fraction of the cost by jamming this diamond-studded pacifier in your infant's mouth. It's the fastest way to tell nearby child psychologists that your baby will have a sex tape by the time it's 18 months old."''

->''"The episode left out some deeply uncomfortable spats between [[HereComesHoneyBooBoo Mama June and Alana]]. You see it a bit in the broadcast, but Mama June was continually either answering questions on behalf of Boo Boo or mumbling answers to her. The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo was nowhere to be seen, but instead it was fed to her by her [[StageMom pageant mom]]...the most notable moment to be left out of Honey Boo Boo’s appearance on ''The Tonight Show'' was when she became so fed up that she actually struck Mama June. Up until this point, ''[Jimmy]'' Fallon had been doing a great job of navigating Alana’s weird behavior, but it was at this moment when he became positively awesome. 'NEVER hit your mother!' he exclaimed, in a voice that was serious with just a hint of a joke, and the studio audience [[TakeThatScrappy erupted in applause.]]"''
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->''"The ->The episode left out some deeply uncomfortable spats between [[HereComesHoneyBooBoo Mama June and Alana]]. You see it a bit in the broadcast, but Mama June was continually either answering questions on behalf of Boo Boo or mumbling answers to her. The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo was nowhere to be seen, but instead it was fed to her by her [[StageMom pageant mom]]...the most notable moment to be left out of Honey Boo Boo’s appearance on ''The Tonight Show'' was when she became so fed up that she actually struck Mama June. Up until this point, ''[Jimmy]'' [Jimmy] Fallon had been doing a great job of navigating Alana’s weird behavior, but it was at this moment when he became positively awesome. 'NEVER hit your mother!' he exclaimed, in a voice that was serious with just a hint of a joke, and the studio audience [[TakeThatScrappy erupted in applause.]]"'']]
26th Jan '15 9:42:05 AM rt2012
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->''"36? But last year, last year I had 37 presents!"'' -->-- '''Dudley Dursley''', ''HarryPotterAndTheSorcerersStone'' ->''"As I was saying, [[NoIndoorVoice I AM THE QUEEN!!!]]"'' -->-- '''Sarah''', ''EdEddNEddy''
27th Dec '14 8:36:10 AM johnnyfog
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->''"The episode left out some deeply uncomfortable spats between [[HereComesHoneyBooBoo Mama June and Alana]]. You see it a bit in the broadcast, but Mama June was continually either answering questions on behalf of Boo Boo or mumbling answers to her. The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo was nowhere to be seen, but instead it was fed to her by her [[StageMom pageant mom]]...the most notable moment to be left out of Honey Boo Boo’s appearance on ''The Tonight Show'' was when she became so fed up that she actually struck Mama June. Up until this point, ''[Jimmy]'' Fallon had been doing a great job of navigating Alana’s weird behavior, but it was at this moment when he became positively awesome. 'NEVER hit your mother!' he exclaimed, in a voice that was serious with just a hint of a joke, and the studio audience [[TakeThatScrappy erupted in applause.]]"'' -->--'''Christy O'Shoney''', [[http://jezebel.com/honey-boo-boo-has-turned-into-a-visibly-troubled-monste-1593145470 "Honey Boo Boo is a monster: What reality TV did to the pint-size pageant queen"]]
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