History Quotes / SoBadItsHorrible

24th Aug '16 3:58:41 AM Maxiboy136
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->When I see it I think of fire, screaming and post-nuclear landscapes. It makes me long for death's icy embrace and an eternity in endless, unknowable limbo. [...] It's an awfulness so deep and broad it's like some abstract notion of evil; the merest hint of which is so fundamentally disturbing it would drive kind, sane men to murderous havoc. It makes me want to kill.
-->-- '''Website/AdTurds''' on Halifax's "ISA ISA Baby" advert
22nd Aug '16 3:10:21 PM Maxiboy136
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-->--'''Creator/CharlieBrooker''' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8UV4I0RBeQ this]] Haribo Super Mix advert

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-->--'''Creator/CharlieBrooker''' -->-- '''Creator/CharlieBrooker''' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8UV4I0RBeQ this]] Haribo Super Mix advert
22nd Aug '16 3:09:44 PM Maxiboy136
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->The one crumb of comfort it's possible to draw from this commercial is the certain knowledge that everybody involved in making it, or merely watching it, will one day die.
-->--'''Creator/CharlieBrooker''' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8UV4I0RBeQ this]] Haribo Super Mix advert

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18th Aug '16 2:50:21 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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'''Chris''': The script, the direction, the wardrobe, the props --[=BloodRayne’s=] swords are rounded at the end! -- [[TheyJustDidntCare nobody cares.]]\\

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'''Chris''': The script, the direction, the wardrobe, the props --[=BloodRayne’s=] swords are rounded at the end! -- [[TheyJustDidntCare nobody cares.]]\\\\
6th Aug '16 8:20:21 AM nm3youtube
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->It is so [[SuckinessIsPainful painfully]] unfunny and so horrifically boring and [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids unaware of its demographic]] that I am positive kids and adults will leave the theatre wanting their money back.
-->--'''Creator/ChrisStuckmann''', on ''Film/NineLives2016''
31st Jul '16 1:48:30 AM InTheGallbladder
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->That is one big pile of shit.
-->--'''Dr. Ian Malcolm''', ''Film/JurassicPark''
16th Jul '16 5:46:01 PM WillyFourEyes
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->This show is an abomination. Thankfully, it seems to realize this, and compresses the awfulness into 6 minute episodes. Even then, there is nothing worth watching about this show. Avoid it like the plague. That is all. Thank you.

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->This show is an abomination. Thankfully, it seems to realize this, and compresses the awfulness into 6 minute 6-minute episodes. Even then, there is nothing worth watching about this show. Avoid it like the plague. That is all. Thank you.



-->--'''Nihon Review[='s=] Godai''', on the anime adaption of ''Manga/KoiKoiSeven''

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-->--'''Nihon Review[='s=] Godai''', on [[http://www.nihonreview.com/anime/koi-koi-seven/ the anime adaption of of]] ''Manga/KoiKoiSeven''



The animation is the worst. They never look alive. The jokes are the worst. They never once get a laugh. The characters are the worst. They're all just stereotypes of stereotypes. The plot is the worst. It's a joke. Literally. It's all written as a joke, but one with no good setup or punchline. It is one of the worst pieces of commercialized dog shit I have ever seen in my entire life!

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The animation is the worst. They [The characters] never look alive. The jokes are the worst. They never once get a laugh. The characters are the worst. They're all just stereotypes of stereotypes. The plot is the worst. It's a joke. Literally. It's all written as a joke, but one with no good setup or punchline. It is one of the worst pieces of commercialized dog shit I have ever seen in my entire life!



->And speaking of Bay et al. excusing themselves—there’s a brief diversion where the screenplay dabbles in Texas consent laws to explain why it’s okay for the 20-year-old boyfriend to be dating a 17-year-old--I’m almost impressed at this commitment to being completely horrible.

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->And speaking of Bay et al. excusing themselves—there’s themselves--there’s a brief diversion where the screenplay dabbles in Texas consent laws to explain why it’s okay for the 20-year-old boyfriend to be dating a 17-year-old--I’m almost impressed at this commitment to being completely horrible.



->{{Film/PIXELS}} so bad it requires a new review scale: in lieu of stars, "how many fingers should the filmmakers be allowed to [[{{Fingore}} KEEP]]?"
-->--'''{{WebVideo/Moviebob}}''' [[https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/623294355734953984 twitter feed]]

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->{{Film/PIXELS}} [is] so bad it requires a new review scale: in lieu of stars, "how many fingers should the filmmakers be allowed to [[{{Fingore}} KEEP]]?"
-->--'''{{WebVideo/Moviebob}}''' -->--'''{{WebVideo/Moviebob}}'''[='=]s [[https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/623294355734953984 twitter Twitter feed]]



->''''Fortress Of Fear'' was of course the sequel to ''Ironsword: Wizards And Warriors II'' and in that NES game's packaging the protagonist ''Kuros'' had on the cover the romance-icon Fabio shortly before he inexplicably transcended into an international celebrity. However while Fabio was ostensibly the player's avatar in ''Ironsword'' it was ''Fortress Of Fear'' that made people truly feel like Fabio. Specifically it made them feel like Fabio that one time when a bird smacked him into the face while riding a rollercoaster. Yes, ''Wizards And Warriors X'' (or is that ''Wizards and Warriors 10''?) is the video game equivalent of being smashed in the face with a bird at high velocities. It is not a good game.''\\
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->''''Fortress Of Fear'' was of course the sequel to ''Ironsword: Wizards And Warriors II'' and in that NES game's packaging the protagonist ''Kuros'' had on the cover the romance-icon Fabio shortly before he inexplicably transcended into an international celebrity. However while Fabio was ostensibly the player's avatar in ''Ironsword'' it was ''Fortress Of Fear'' that made people truly feel like Fabio. Specifically it made them feel like Fabio that one time when a bird smacked him into the face while riding a rollercoaster. Yes, ''Wizards And Warriors X'' (or is that ''Wizards and Warriors 10''?) is the video game equivalent of being smashed in the face with a bird at high velocities. It is not a good game.''\\
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11th Jul '16 2:55:38 AM WillyFourEyes
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->...whether it was made for 65 million dollars or [[NoBudget 65 dollars]], there is ''nothing'' to be proud of in this movie. Everyone should be ashamed for even acknowledging it ''exists''.

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->...whether it was made for 65 million dollars or [[NoBudget 65 dollars]], there is ''nothing'' to be proud of in this movie. Everyone should be ashamed for even acknowledging it ''exists''. I feel like Beelzebub's ballsack just for drawing attention to it!\\\
The animation is the worst. They never look alive. The jokes are the worst. They never once get a laugh. The characters are the worst. They're all just stereotypes of stereotypes. The plot is the worst. It's a joke. Literally. It's all written as a joke, but one with no good setup or punchline. It is one of the worst pieces of commercialized dog shit I have ever seen in my entire life!



->If you ate a copy of the worst cartoon you can think of, you’d still probably crap something better than Animation/{{Ratatoing}}.

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->If you ate a copy of the worst cartoon you can think of, you’d still probably crap something better than Animation/{{Ratatoing}}.''Animation/{{Ratatoing}}''.



->''"Describing this as the 'best' of the abysmal animated '''Madagascar''' trilogy is like indicating a slight preference for being locked in a sweatbox instead of waterboarded: Either way, you feel enormous gratitude when it’s over.''

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->''"Describing this as the 'best' of the abysmal animated '''Madagascar''' '''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}''' trilogy is like indicating a slight preference for being locked in a sweatbox instead of waterboarded: Either way, you feel enormous gratitude when it’s over.''



-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-bloodrayne-2005-part-two// on]] ''{{Film/Bloodrayne}}''

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-->--Chris -->--'''Chris Sims and Matt Wilson Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-bloodrayne-2005-part-two// on]] ''{{Film/Bloodrayne}}''



->No "Director's Cut" and no "{{fan edit}}" could restore ''any'' semblance of dignity to this egregious pile of shame. ''Beastmaster 2'' single-handedly torpedoed a once-promising sword & sorcery movie franchise and turned a cult favorite [[FranchiseKiller into a punchline]]. It was cheaper, dumber, and far more annoying; a complete betrayal of Don Coscarelli's original classic by relocating the Beastmaster [[InNameOnly into modern Los Angeles.]] It's so bad, you can't even get it on DVD. I mean, ''Highlander 2''? Pfft, no problem. But '''''this?''''' ''Sheeeeet.''

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->No "Director's Cut" and no "{{fan edit}}" could restore ''any'' semblance of dignity to this egregious pile of shame. ''Beastmaster 2'' single-handedly [[FranchiseKiller torpedoed a once-promising sword & sorcery movie franchise franchise]] and turned a cult favorite [[FranchiseKiller into a punchline]].punchline. It was cheaper, dumber, and far more annoying; a complete betrayal of Don Coscarelli's original classic by relocating the Beastmaster [[InNameOnly into modern Los Angeles.]] It's so bad, you can't even get it on DVD. I mean, ''Highlander 2''? Pfft, no problem. But '''''this?''''' ''Sheeeeet.''



->And speaking of Bay et al excusing themselves—there’s a brief diversion where the screenplay dabbles in Texas consent laws to explain why it’s okay for the 20-year-old boyfriend to be dating a 17-year-old—I’m almost impressed at this commitment to being completely horrible.

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->And speaking of Bay et al al. excusing themselves—there’s a brief diversion where the screenplay dabbles in Texas consent laws to explain why it’s okay for the 20-year-old boyfriend to be dating a 17-year-old—I’m 17-year-old--I’m almost impressed at this commitment to being completely horrible.



->[[TheMeanBrit Simon Cowell]] couldn't find words strong enough to berate this game.
-->--'''[[http://www.siliconera.com/2009/07/31/windy-x-windam-breezes-into-europe/ A SiliconEra reader]]''' comments on ''VideoGame/WindyXWindam''.






->What can I say? That was the most excrutiating thing I may have inducted yet. Abysmal animation, unlikable characters, not an entertaining segment in the bunch. And most importantly, the jokes just weren't funny. I know this was intended for kids, but this is crap that kids wouldn't laugh at. It's unfunny, unlikable, and detestable garbage that I'm glad never went further than this. This is the image of tooncrap above, and beyond.

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->What can I say? That was the most excrutiating excruciating thing I may have inducted yet. Abysmal animation, unlikable characters, not an entertaining segment in the bunch. And most importantly, the jokes just weren't funny. I know this was intended for kids, but this is crap that kids wouldn't laugh at. It's unfunny, unlikable, and detestable garbage that I'm glad never went further than this. This is the image of tooncrap above, and beyond.
30th May '16 1:41:09 PM FromtheWordsofBR
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->That is one big pile of shit.
-->--'''Dr. Ian Malcolm''', ''Film/JurassicPark''
29th May '16 12:30:34 AM Gorank
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->George Phblat's new film, '''Benji Saves the Universe''', has bought the word '''bad''' to new levels of badness. {{Bad acting|Tropes}}. [[SpecialEffectFailure Bad effects.]] Bad everything. This bad film just oozed rottenness from every bad scene… simply bad beyond all infinite dimensions of possible badness.''"[[note]]"Well, maybe not that bad, but lord, it wasn't good."[[/note]]

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->George Phblat's new film, '''Benji Saves the Universe''', has bought the word '''bad''' to new levels of badness. {{Bad acting|Tropes}}. [[SpecialEffectFailure Bad effects.]] Bad everything. This bad film just oozed rottenness from every bad scene… simply bad beyond all infinite dimensions of possible badness.''"[[note]]"Well, "[[note]]"Well, maybe not that bad, but lord, it wasn't good."[[/note]]
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