History Quotes / SoBadItsHorrible

2nd May '17 12:26:25 AM Tehrannotaur
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->''What kind of game is this?! Is this some sort of'' '''[[DrivenToMadness insanity test?!]]''' ''Well, ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm done.]]'' '''[[TooSpicyForYogSothoth I'm sorry, but that's all I can do!]] This game doesn't even ''[[InsultToRocks qualify]]'' [[InsultToRocks as shit!]] [[UpToEleven It's like the equivalent of shit taking a shit!]] This is unspeakingly, ''[[UpToEleven shockingly]]'' bad. It's sickeningly ''LOATHSOME!'' It's a fucking ''[[MindRape suffering to the mind!]]'' It's a bunch of fuck, and it doesn't belong on this planet!''''

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->''What kind of game is this?! Is this some sort of'' '''[[DrivenToMadness of '''''[[DrivenToMadness insanity test?!]]''' ''Well, test?!]]''''' Well, ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm done.]]'' '''[[TooSpicyForYogSothoth ]]'' '''[[TooSpicyForYogSothoth I'm sorry, but that's all I can do!]] This game doesn't even ''[[InsultToRocks qualify]]'' [[InsultToRocks as shit!]] [[UpToEleven It's like the equivalent of shit taking a shit!]] This is unspeakingly, ''[[UpToEleven shockingly]]'' bad. It's sickeningly ''LOATHSOME!'' It's a fucking ''[[MindRape suffering to the mind!]]'' It's a bunch of fuck, and it doesn't belong on this planet!''''planet!'''''
2nd May '17 12:21:47 AM Tehrannotaur
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->''What kind of game is this?! Is this some sort of'' '''[[DrivenToMadness insanity test?!]]''' ''Well, ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm done.]]'' '''[[TooSpicyForYogSothoth I'm sorry, but that's all I can do!]] This game doesn't even ''[[InsultToRocks qualify]]'' [[InsultToRocks as shit!]] [[UpToEleven It's like the equivalent of shit taking a shit!]] This is unspeakingly, ''[[UpToEleven shockingly]]'' bad. It's sickeningly ''LOATHSOME!'' It's a fucking ''[[MindRape suffering to the mind!]]'' It's a bunch of fuck, and it doesn't belong on this planet!''''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/Superman64''
1st May '17 1:49:30 AM jormis29
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-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Action 52''

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-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Action 52''''VideoGame/Action52''
30th Apr '17 5:24:58 PM KamenSentai
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-> I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SOLD THIS SHITFEST FOR $199!! That's about how much it costs for a video game console, pretty much. You could take $199, stand on a bridge, and just throw it all away! You'd rather do anything then spend it on a broken down, dysfunctional disaster of video game programming, with games that crash, hideous jumping control, random characters, microscopic sprites, a marathon of mediocre space shooters, dying in mid-air, problems with proportion, misleading titles, misleading power-ups, embarrassing weapons, seizure-inducing backgrounds, lack of enemies, games you can't win, games you can't lose, games that make no sense whatsoever, shitty graphics, shitty music, shitty menus, and a fuckton of other things! It should've been ILLEGAL for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid fuck for any price! I feel humiliated to live on the same planet as someone who designed an electronic abomination of this magnitude! Could they have tried making one good game, as opposed to 52 horrible games? Quality over quantity. That's our lesson here.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Action 52''
27th Apr '17 3:17:46 AM WillyFourEyes
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-->--''Steve Berman (Skit)'', from ''The Marshall Mathers LP''

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-->--''Steve Berman (Skit)'', from ''The Marshall Mathers LP''
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->''The review you had on "Shark Sandwich", which was merely a two word review, just said "Shit Sandwich"''.
-->--'''Marty [=DiBergi=]''', ''Film/ThisIsSpinalTap'', reading a review of one of the band's albums
31st Mar '17 12:07:33 AM sanfranman91
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->If you are looking for [[SoBadItsGood an awful good time]], seek out a show like ''Manga/BigOrder'', which can at least offer some kind of ironically worthwhile experience in exchange for its crappiness. ''Anime/HandShakers'' is just an awful time, with nothing good about it. Some of its directorial blunders are definitely ones for the history books, but they're not worth sitting through the entire show to experience. Do yourself a favor and avoid ''Hand Shakers'' at all costs. Let the industry learn from its mistakes by letting this show fade into the anonymous oblivion of obscurity.
-->--'''Website/AnimeNewsNetwork''' on ''Anime/HandShakers''
19th Mar '17 9:34:05 AM DecafGrub47393
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->''What happened? Is Blackout half deaf? Did he really this badly miscommunicate the music? It hardly sounds anything like the original. It's a fucking insult to Mega Man.''
-->--'''Levelengine''', on the butchered port of [[VideoGame/MegaMan4 Cossack Stage 1]] featured in ''VideoGame/HammerBrother''
27th Feb '17 5:35:30 PM NightShade96
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->'''''The Upside:''' At some point, it ends.''\\

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->'''''The Upside:''' At Upside:''''' ''At some point, it ends.''\\
27th Feb '17 5:33:49 PM NightShade96
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->'''''The Upside:''''' ''At some point, it ends.''\\
'''''The Downside:''''' ''The true downside of the film is that it even exists.''

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->'''''The Upside:''''' ''At Upside:''' At some point, it ends.''\\
'''''The Downside:''''' ''The Downside:''' The true downside of the film is that it even exists.''



->It is so [[SuckinessIsPainful painfully]] unfunny and so horrifically boring and [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids unaware of its demographic]] that I am positive kids and adults will leave the theatre wanting their money back.

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->It is so [[SuckinessIsPainful painfully]] unfunny [[DudeNotFunny unfunny]] and so horrifically boring and [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids completely unaware of its demographic]] that I am positive that kids and adults will leave the theatre this movie wanting their money back.
24th Feb '17 12:25:59 AM WillyFourEyes
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->You know, sometimes I wish that instead of just a power off button, the {{Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}} had a FUCK YOU button that launched the cartridge out fast enough it would shatter on the wall. It might kill a few kids, but once you show how much'' '''[[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Wayne's World]]''' ''needs to be destroyed, any judge would rule all the deaths as acceptable losses.

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->You know, sometimes I wish that instead of just a power off button, the {{Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}} UsefulNotes/{{Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}} had a FUCK YOU button that launched the cartridge out fast enough it would shatter on the wall. It might kill a few kids, but once you show how much'' '''[[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Wayne's World]]''' ''needs to be destroyed, any judge would rule all the deaths as acceptable losses.



->There comes a point when something can no longer be a believable mistake and has to be a result of intentional malice. '''Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons''' runs screaming past that point within the first five minutes and then proceeds to spend the next couple of hours desperately trying to [[RuinedForever ruin everything you ever loved]] about '''VideoGame/DoubleDragon''', video games in general, and the concept of happiness itself.

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->There comes a point when something can no longer be a believable mistake and has to be a result of intentional malice. '''Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons''' runs screaming past that point within the first five minutes and then proceeds to spend the next couple of hours desperately trying to [[RuinedForever [[DarthWiki/RuinedForever ruin everything you ever loved]] about '''VideoGame/DoubleDragon''', video games in general, and the concept of happiness itself.



->Even at the base price of $4[[note]]at release; the base game was later released as a free-to-play title[[/note]], this game is an absolute waste of money. I've lost more cash than this and been more satisfied with how I used it, because at least I knew somewhere someone was buying something with it that wasn't ''Final Fantasy: All the Bravest.''
-->--'''Nikola Suprak''', again, on ''[[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/2013/01/20/review-final-fantasy-all-the-bravest/ Final Fantasy: All the Bravest]]''.
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