History Quotes / SerialNumbersFiledOff

28th Jan '16 5:12:07 AM rcmerod52
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-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/08/06/non-review-review-fantastic-four/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Film/FantasticFour2015''''"''
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-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/08/06/non-review-review-fantastic-four/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Film/FantasticFour2015''''"'' ''Film/FantasticFour2015''

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-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/08/06/non-review-review-fantastic-four/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Film/FantasticFour2015''''"'' ->''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy. VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld. VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii. [[VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU Bowser.]]'' -->-- ''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld'' final level [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAXMu5tlS2s?t=9m30s in a nutshell.]]
16th Jan '16 1:44:06 AM Anddrix
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->''"The plot was removed by Caesarian section from an ''IndianaJones'' movie so sloppily that doctors were unable to save any of the relatable characters or coherent motivations, and it also took a lead from the DanBrown school of puzzles, i.e. present the viewer some ancient riddle [[ViewersAreMorons and then immediately solve it for them]], because if they were ''smart'' they wouldn't be watching this piss."''
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->''"The plot was removed by Caesarian section from an ''IndianaJones'' movie so sloppily that doctors were unable to save any of the relatable characters or coherent motivations, and it also took a lead from the DanBrown school of puzzles, i.e. present the viewer some ancient riddle [[ViewersAreMorons and then immediately solve it for them]], them, because if they were ''smart'' they wouldn't be watching this piss."''
1st Jan '16 8:14:49 PM hamonrye
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->First she came for {{Music/Madonna}},\\ and I didn’t speak out because I’m not Madonna.\\\ Then she came for [[Music/CultureClub Boy George]],\\ and I didn’t speak out because I’m not Boy George.\\\ Then she came for me,\\ and there was no one left to speak for me. -->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2013/12/06/i-think-she-just-answered-my-question-about-how-well-artpop-is-doing/= Michael K.]]''' (parodying Martin Niemöller) on Music/LadyGaga
6th Aug '15 9:36:36 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Our heroes are not world-leading scientists and explorers, but a bunch of kids who are turned into freaks and forced to fight to protect a world that would probably fear and hate them if it had a chance to know them....Scenes are borrowed almost wholeheartedly from Fox’s most successful superhero franchise. At one point, Reed Richards shares a long commute with his former (and somewhat jaded) friend Benjamin Grimm, who has found himself cursed through transformation. ''“Does it hurt?”'' Reed asks innocently. Grimm avoids answering, ''[[{{Film/XMen}} “Every time.”]]'' -->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/08/06/non-review-review-fantastic-four/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Film/FantasticFour2015''''"''
1st Jul '15 11:41:13 PM erforce
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-->--'''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''' on ''Film/{{Titanic}}''
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-->--'''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''' -->-- '''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''' on ''Film/{{Titanic}}'' ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}''

-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] on ''Massacre at Central High''
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-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment -->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] Antwiler]]''' on ''Massacre at Central High''

-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-shia-labeouf-hollywoods-new-king-jerks/#ixzz2r5U8aFwT "Why Shia LaBeouf is Hollywood's New King of Jerks"]]
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-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', -->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-shia-labeouf-hollywoods-new-king-jerks/#ixzz2r5U8aFwT "Why Shia LaBeouf is Hollywood's New King of Jerks"]]

-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/Uncharted2AmongThieves''
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-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' -->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/Uncharted2AmongThieves''

-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Series/{{Baywatch}}'', "Shark Derby"
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-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' -->-- '''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Series/{{Baywatch}}'', "Shark Derby"

-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-12-collateral/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Collateral")
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-->--Chris -->-- Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-12-collateral/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Collateral")

-->--'''[[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville10-ep14 Julian Finn]]''' on ''Smallville'', "Masquerade"
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-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville10-ep14 Julian Finn]]''' on ''Smallville'', "Masquerade"
21st Jun '15 12:35:25 PM Prfnoff
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Don't know why Dub Name Change was sinkholed
-->--'''[[DubNameChange George Weidman]]''' on ''VideoGame/AxiomVerge''
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-->--'''[[DubNameChange -->-- '''[[WebVideo/SuperBunnyhop George Weidman]]''' on ''VideoGame/AxiomVerge''
1st Jun '15 10:46:55 PM nombretomado
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'''David''': And Chris, what’s truly amazing about this episode is that it rips off ''The Matrix'' — itself a gigantic rip-off of Grant Morrison’s ''[[TheInvisibles Invisibles]]''. If they just skipped the middlemen and ripped off Morrison instead, I’m pretty sure [[DickDastardlyStopsToCheat I’d be singing this episode’s praises.]]
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'''David''': And Chris, what’s truly amazing about this episode is that it rips off ''The Matrix'' — itself a gigantic rip-off of Grant Morrison’s ''[[TheInvisibles ''[[ComicBook/TheInvisibles Invisibles]]''. If they just skipped the middlemen and ripped off Morrison instead, I’m pretty sure [[DickDastardlyStopsToCheat I’d be singing this episode’s praises.]]
23rd May '15 8:02:18 AM johnnyfog
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->See, he was running a video store before [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince (McMahon)]] let him write for the Magazine...The problem is that all the good ideas he's ever had is from watching [[SerialNumbersFiledOff those goddamn, cheap-ass B-movies]] that they used to rent at his goddamn loser video store. He doesn't know anything about wrestling. That's why when you hear 'ding ding ding!', it's immediately followed 60 seconds later by 'ding ding ding!' Keep the matches as short as possible. When that bell rings, Vince Russo is lost. Vince Russo is a babe in the woods. Vince Russo is a deer caught in the headlights, as long as there's a wrestling match going on. -->--'''Wrestling/JimCornette''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMm0Alg0bvs on]] Vince Russo ->''"The basic plot and themes are recycled from Isaac Asimov’s ''Literature/IRobot'', which was a similar series of philosophical explorations of machine intelligence dressed up in plots, although Asimov favored detective plots as opposed to [[{{Infodump}} paragraph-long lists of sci-fi weapons]] and descriptions of space combat. Posthumanity are just the all-conquering cyborgs in the mould of ''Series/DoctorWho''[=’=]s Cybermen and ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''[=’=]s Borg, with “Integration” un-subtly standing in for “assimilation” or “upgrading.” The themes are similarly old hat -- several paragraphs are spent discussing how the human ships ''“took more risks than we did"''... which reads like the bad rip-off of [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Kirk/Spock]] arguments that it is."'' -->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2015/04/guided-by-beauty-of-their-weapons.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]''' on “Turncoat” by Steve Rzasa ->''"They did attempt to apply this formula ([[BoxOfficeBomb unsuccessfully]], I might add) to the 2001 film ''Film/PearlHarbor'', which turned out to be a 4 hour-long nightmare of schlock. It's like some asshole said, ''"We need another ''Titanic'' 'cause we love money. What other historical event can we [[{{Soaperizing}} slap a love triangle into]]? Rip off ''Titanic''[='s=] bow kiss scene by trying to do the same shit in a plane."''\\\
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->See, he was running a video store before [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince (McMahon)]] let him write for the Magazine...The problem is that all the good ideas he's ever had is from watching [[SerialNumbersFiledOff those goddamn, cheap-ass B-movies]] that they used to rent at his goddamn loser video store. He doesn't know anything about wrestling. That's why when you hear 'ding ding ding!', it's immediately followed 60 seconds later by 'ding ding ding!' Keep the matches as short as possible. When that bell rings, Vince Russo is lost. Vince Russo is a babe in the woods. Vince Russo is a deer caught in the headlights, as long as there's a wrestling match going on. -->--'''Wrestling/JimCornette''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMm0Alg0bvs on]] Vince Russo ->''"The basic plot and themes are recycled from Isaac Asimov’s ''Literature/IRobot'', which was a similar series of philosophical explorations of machine intelligence dressed up in plots, although Asimov favored detective plots as opposed to [[{{Infodump}} paragraph-long lists of sci-fi weapons]] and descriptions of space combat. Posthumanity are just the all-conquering cyborgs in the mould of ''Series/DoctorWho''[=’=]s Cybermen and ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''[=’=]s Borg, with “Integration” un-subtly standing in for “assimilation” or “upgrading.” The themes are similarly old hat -- several paragraphs are spent discussing how the human ships ''“took more risks than we did"''... which reads like the bad rip-off of [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Kirk/Spock]] arguments that it is."'' -->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2015/04/guided-by-beauty-of-their-weapons.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]''' on “Turncoat” by Steve Rzasa ->''"They did attempt to apply this formula ([[BoxOfficeBomb unsuccessfully]], I might add) to the 2001 film ''Film/PearlHarbor'', which turned out to be a 4 hour-long nightmare of schlock. It's like some asshole said, ''"We need another ''Titanic'' 'cause we love money. What ->''"What other historical event can we [[{{Soaperizing}} slap a love triangle into]]? Rip off ''Titanic''[='s=] bow kiss scene by trying to do the same shit in a plane."''\\\

->''"One of the responses from people when I mention this movie is 'Cuba ''[Gooding Jr.]'' is playing the Denzel ''Film/TrainingDay'' role!? [[WTHCastingAgency Really?]]' ...''Dirty'' is so incompetent and over the top I was laughing quite a bit throughout. There is no subtlety to anything in this movie. Salim is not just a bent cop, he might as well be [[DastardlyWhiplash tying women to railroad tracks and bombing orphanages while twirling a mustache]]. In five minutes alone he sexually assaults a woman on a public beach in broad daylight, all the while screeching the N word at anyone within earshot, then goes back to his patrol vehicle where he guzzles from a gallon size bottle of vodka...Someone like [[Film/GranTorino Clint Eastwood in his 80’s]] can still say'' 'You ever meet someone you know you just shouldn’t have fucked with *spit * That’s me','' and people would still be nervous. With Cuba I still think he should be [[Film/ChillFactor driving an ice cream truck with Skeet Ulrich.]]"'' -->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/ on]] ''Dirty'' (2005) ->''"''Film/TheIsland'' ended up becoming an inauspicious way to kick off a career in movies, particularly when {{DreamWorks}} and [[Creator/MichaelBay (Michael) Bay]] were sued for copyright infringement by the makers of the low budget ‘70s sci-fi film ''[[{{Film/Clonus}} Parts: The Clonus Horror]]''. You may remember the eerie similarities between ''The Island'' and ''Clonus'' being detailed extensively on this very site. And if you don’t remember that, you may recall hearing about it on ''Cracked'' when they shamelessly copied my comparison screenshots without permission (it’s ironic, because the article about rip-offs is itself a rip-off!)."'' -->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''', [[http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/Kurtzman_Orci_Directing_Star_Trek_3_Venom.aspx "Kurtzman and Orci to direct (and ruin) Venom and Star Trek 3"]]

->''"You know, at the time I wouldn't have picked ''[[VideoGame/UnchartedDrakesFortune Uncharted 1]]'' as a sequel-y sort of property, although the "1" on the end should probably have tipped me off. It wasn't awful, but it had fewer original thoughts [[Series/DoctorWho than the BBC program planning department]]; it had one ball from ''VideoGame/GearsOfWar'' in its mouth and another from ''Franchise/TombRaider'' and was sucking for all its might. The plot was removed by Caesarian section from an ''IndianaJones'' movie so sloppily that doctors were unable to save any of the relatable characters or coherent motivations, and it also took a lead from the DanBrown school of puzzles, i.e. present the viewer some ancient riddle [[ViewersAreMorons and then immediately solve it for them]], because if they were ''smart'' they wouldn't be watching this piss."''
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->''"You know, at the time I wouldn't have picked ''[[VideoGame/UnchartedDrakesFortune Uncharted 1]]'' as a sequel-y sort of property, although the "1" on the end should probably have tipped me off. It wasn't awful, but it had fewer original thoughts [[Series/DoctorWho than the BBC program planning department]]; it had one ball from ''VideoGame/GearsOfWar'' in its mouth and another from ''Franchise/TombRaider'' and was sucking for all its might. The ->''"The plot was removed by Caesarian section from an ''IndianaJones'' movie so sloppily that doctors were unable to save any of the relatable characters or coherent motivations, and it also took a lead from the DanBrown school of puzzles, i.e. present the viewer some ancient riddle [[ViewersAreMorons and then immediately solve it for them]], because if they were ''smart'' they wouldn't be watching this piss."''

->''"See, ''Shada'' isn't a clone of ''{{Franchise/Ys}}'' just in how you fight by crashing into things, but it's a clone in that entire chunks of the game are exactly the same as ''Ys''. It's a meticulous recreation except for one thing, they were [[TheyJustDidntCare too lazy to even fully rip off the game.]]"'' -->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kusoge/kusoge-mhshada.htm Chris Rasa]]''' on ''Makai Hakkenden Shada''

->''"This is ''Voyager''[=’=]s take on Stephen King’s ''{{Literature/Christine}}'' except instead of a Plymouth Fury we are dealing with [[RecycledInSPACE a psychotic space craft]] that attempts to seduce Tom Paris to the dark side. How did they think any good could come of this? ... This could have worked had they taken the piss out of the hokey concept and laughed along with its absurd plot turns, but in true ''Voyager'' fashion it is all told with deadly solemnity which adds [[{{Narm}} a whole new level of embarrassment]]."'' -->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/voyager-season-six.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Alice"
12th May '15 8:59:09 AM johnnyfog
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->See, he was running a video store before [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince (McMahon)]] let him write...The problem is that all the good ideas he's ever had is from watching [[SerialNumbersFiledOff those goddamn, cheap-ass B-movies]] that they used to rent at his goddamn loser video store. He doesn't know anything about wrestling. That's why when you hear 'ding ding ding!', it's immediately followed 60 seconds later by 'ding ding ding!' Keep the matches as short as possible. When that bell rings, Vince Russo is lost. Vince Russo is a babe in the woods. Vince Russo is a deer caught in the headlights, as long as there's a wrestling match going on.
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->See, he was running a video store before [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince (McMahon)]] let him write...write for the Magazine...The problem is that all the good ideas he's ever had is from watching [[SerialNumbersFiledOff those goddamn, cheap-ass B-movies]] that they used to rent at his goddamn loser video store. He doesn't know anything about wrestling. That's why when you hear 'ding ding ding!', it's immediately followed 60 seconds later by 'ding ding ding!' Keep the matches as short as possible. When that bell rings, Vince Russo is lost. Vince Russo is a babe in the woods. Vince Russo is a deer caught in the headlights, as long as there's a wrestling match going on.
12th May '15 8:58:57 AM johnnyfog
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->See, he was running a video store before [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince (McMahon)]] let him write...The problem is that all the good ideas he's ever had is from watching [[SerialNumbersFiledOff those goddamn, cheap-ass B-movies]] that they used to rent at his goddamn loser video store. He doesn't know anything about wrestling. That's why when you hear 'ding ding ding!', it's immediately followed 60 seconds later by 'ding ding ding!' Keep the matches as short as possible. When that bell rings, Vince Russo is lost. Vince Russo is a babe in the woods. Vince Russo is a deer caught in the headlights, as long as there's a wrestling match going on. -->--'''Wrestling/JimCornette''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMm0Alg0bvs on]] Vince Russo
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