History Quotes / Scrubs

17th Sep '15 4:50:35 PM BookQ36
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->'''Laverne:''' [''still laughing''] That hooves and pithfork thing. [''Stops laughing and stares Kelso down''] Why?
->'''Dr. Kelso:''' No reason.

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->'''Laverne:''' [''still laughing''] That hooves and pithfork pitchfork thing. [''Stops laughing and stares Kelso down''] Why?
->'''Dr. Kelso:''' [''gulp''] No reason.reason. [''flees'']
17th Sep '15 4:49:26 PM BookQ36
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->''They hate you, Bob. They hate you from the bottom of your hooves to the top of your pitchfork.''
-->-- '''Dr. Cox''' to Dr. Kelso, "My Hero"

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->''They ->'''Dr. Cox:'''They hate you, Bob. They hate you from the bottom of your hooves to the top of your pitchfork.''
Dear god, they hate you good. [exits]
->'''Laverne:''' [''chuckles'']
->'''Dr. Kelso:''' Just what are you laughing at??
->'''Laverne:''' [''still laughing''] That hooves and pithfork thing. [''Stops laughing and stares Kelso down''] Why?
->'''Dr. Kelso:''' No reason.
-->-- '''Dr. Cox''' to Dr. Kelso, "My Hero"
11th Nov '14 7:12:54 AM nighttrainfm
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->''I can't believe you could have a heart failure just from being sad. I mean, how are you supposed to treat that?...[[ImagineSpot He's coding.]] [[CutenessProximity Get me a box of kittens, stat]]!''

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->''I can't believe you could have a heart failure just from being sad. ''sad.'' I mean, how are you supposed to treat that?...[[ImagineSpot He's coding.]] [[CutenessProximity Get me a box of kittens, stat]]!''
11th Nov '14 7:07:48 AM nighttrainfm
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->''He's coding. Get me a box of kittens, stat!''
-->-- '''JD''', ImagineSpot

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->''He's coding. ->''I can't believe you could have a heart failure just from being sad. I mean, how are you supposed to treat that?...[[ImagineSpot He's coding.]] [[CutenessProximity Get me a box of kittens, stat!''
stat]]!''
-->-- '''JD''', ImagineSpot
"My House"
11th Nov '14 7:05:31 AM nighttrainfm
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->''He's coding. Get me a box of kittens, stat!''
-->-- '''JD''', ImagineSpot
3rd May '14 3:19:51 AM Geoduck
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-> '''JD:''' ''"Everyone has a human side, Coxy. Even Kelso!"''
-> '''Laverne:''' ''"The hell he does."''
-> '''JD:''' '' "Y'know Laverne, I'm a Doctor . So, I'm not gonna take my psychological evaluations from someone who dispenses them between watching "Maury" and eating a corn muffin." [She gives him a dirty look.] [OK, that was too mean. Apologise.] "Laverne, I..." [Ah, the hell with it, she's not gonna forgive you. Go for broke] "I was watching CNN earlier; apparently the Terror Alert in your armpits has been elevated to Orange. Oh no he didn't, yes Laverne, he did".''

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-> '''JD:''' ''"Everyone Everyone has a human side, Coxy. Even Kelso!"''
Kelso!
-> '''Laverne:''' ''"The The hell he does."''
does.
-> '''JD:''' '' "Y'know Y'know Laverne, I'm a Doctor .doctor. So, I'm not gonna take my psychological evaluations from someone who dispenses them between watching "Maury" and eating a corn muffin." [She ''[She gives him a dirty look.] ]'' [OK, that was too mean. Apologise.] "Laverne, I..." Laverne, I... [Ah, the hell with it, she's not gonna forgive you. Go for broke] "I broke.] I was watching CNN earlier; apparently the Terror Alert in your armpits has been elevated to Orange. Oh no he didn't, yes Laverne, he did".''did!
10th Sep '12 12:25:20 PM allboyband
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-->-- '''Dr. Cox''' to Dr. Kelso, "My Hero"

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-->-- '''Dr. Cox''' to Dr. Kelso, "My Hero"Hero"

-> ''Due to lack of funds, I'm shutting down our baby mobile, which means there will no longer be free prenatal care for underprivileged women. Bottom line - if you're thinking about knocking up a homeless gal, I'd do it this weekend.''
-->-- '''Dr. Kelso,''' "My Jiggly Ball"

-> '''JD:''' ''"Everyone has a human side, Coxy. Even Kelso!"''
-> '''Laverne:''' ''"The hell he does."''
-> '''JD:''' '' "Y'know Laverne, I'm a Doctor . So, I'm not gonna take my psychological evaluations from someone who dispenses them between watching "Maury" and eating a corn muffin." [She gives him a dirty look.] [OK, that was too mean. Apologise.] "Laverne, I..." [Ah, the hell with it, she's not gonna forgive you. Go for broke] "I was watching CNN earlier; apparently the Terror Alert in your armpits has been elevated to Orange. Oh no he didn't, yes Laverne, he did".''
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