History Quotes / ScienceIsBad

19th Sep '17 3:19:33 PM Jacob175
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[[folder:music]]

->''Science... Has failed... Our world! Science... has failed our Mother Earth!''
-->--'''Music/SystemOfADown,''' ''Science.''

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[[folder:music]]

->''Science... Has failed... Our world! Science... has failed our Mother Earth!''
-->--'''Music/SystemOfADown,''' ''Science.''
[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->Caught... in the wheels of progress.
-->--'''Creator/ColemanFrancis''', in the FauxlosophicNarration to ''Film/TheBeastOfYuccaFlats''

->He tampered in God's domain.
-->-- '''''Film/BrideOfTheMonster'''''

->Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they '''could''', they didn't stop to think if they '''should'''.
-->-- '''Dr. Ian Malcolm''', ''Film/JurassicPark''



[[folder:Stand-up comedy]]

->There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks... to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a shit what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you — your kid is not autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.
-->--'''Creator/DenisLeary''', ''Why We Suck''

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[[folder:Stand-up comedy]]

->There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks... to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a shit what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you — your kid is not autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.
-->--'''Creator/DenisLeary''', ''Why We Suck''
[[folder:Music]]

->''Science... Has failed... Our world! Science... has failed our Mother Earth!''
-->--'''Music/SystemOfADown,''' ''Science.''



[[folder:video games]]

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[[folder:video games]]
[[folder:Stand-up Comedy]]

->There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks... to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a shit what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you — your kid is not autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.
-->--'''Creator/DenisLeary''', ''Why We Suck''

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[[folder:Video Games]]



[[folder:film - live-action]]

->Caught... in the wheels of progress.
-->--'''Creator/ColemanFrancis''', in the FauxlosophicNarration to ''Film/TheBeastOfYuccaFlats''

->He tampered in God's domain.
-->-- '''''Film/BrideOfTheMonster'''''

->Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they '''could''', they didn't stop to think if they '''should'''.
-->-- '''Dr. Ian Malcolm''', ''Film/JurassicPark''

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[[folder:film - live-action]]

->Caught... in the wheels of progress.
-->--'''Creator/ColemanFrancis''', in the FauxlosophicNarration to ''Film/TheBeastOfYuccaFlats''

->He tampered in God's domain.
-->-- '''''Film/BrideOfTheMonster'''''

->Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they '''could''', they didn't stop to think if they '''should'''.
-->-- '''Dr. Ian Malcolm''', ''Film/JurassicPark''
[[folder:Webcomics]]

->Me go too far!''' ... '''Me am play gods!
-->--''[[Webcomic/DresdenCodak Caveman Science Fiction]]''



[[folder:western animation]]

->''WHAT HAS SCIENCE DOOOOOONE?!''
-->-- '''Dr. Weird''', after unleashing a giant robot rabbit, ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends. Well, I say there are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-->--'''[[TheFundamentalist Ned Flanders]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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[[folder:webcomics]]

->Me go too far!''' ... '''Me am play gods!
-->--''[[Webcomic/DresdenCodak Caveman Science Fiction]]''

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[[folder:web video]]

->You're listening to [[VideoGame/HalfLife Black Mesa]] radio: We play the hits while ''you'' play God.
-->--A GagDub of the VideoGame/HalfLife intro by [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]

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[[folder:web original]]

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[[folder:western animation]]

->''WHAT HAS SCIENCE DOOOOOONE?!''
-->-- '''Dr. Weird''', after unleashing a giant robot rabbit, ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends. Well, I say there are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-->--'''[[TheFundamentalist Ned Flanders]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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[[folder:webcomics]]

->Me go too far!''' ... '''Me am play gods!
-->--''[[Webcomic/DresdenCodak Caveman Science Fiction]]''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:web video]]

->You're listening to [[VideoGame/HalfLife Black Mesa]] radio: We play the hits while ''you'' play God.
-->--A GagDub of the VideoGame/HalfLife intro by [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:web original]]
[[folder:Web Original]]



[[folder:real life]]

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[[folder:real life]]
[[folder:Web Video]]

->You're listening to [[VideoGame/HalfLife Black Mesa]] radio: We play the hits while ''you'' play God.
-->--A GagDub of the VideoGame/HalfLife intro by [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]

->''WHAT HAS SCIENCE DOOOOOONE?!''
-->-- '''Dr. Weird''', after unleashing a giant robot rabbit, ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends. Well, I say there are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-->--'''[[TheFundamentalist Ned Flanders]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]
13th Jul '17 4:31:50 AM Grudgeal
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-->-- '''Sister Miriam Godwinson'' - ''"The Blessed Struggle"'', ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

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-->-- '''Sister Miriam Godwinson'' Godwinson''' - ''"The Blessed Struggle"'', ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''
13th Jul '17 4:31:39 AM Grudgeal
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->The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks, as it lurked in the streets of yesteryear -- but, it was never the streets that were evil.
-->-- '''Sister Miriam Godwinson'' - ''"The Blessed Struggle"'', ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''
26th Jul '16 6:53:08 AM thatmadork
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-->-- ''Sister Miriam Godwinson''' - ''"We Must Dissent"'', ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

->Beware, you who seek first and final principles, for you are trampling the garden of [{{JerkassGods}} an angry God]], and He awaits you just beyond the last theorem.
-->-- ''Sister Miriam Godwinson''' - ''"We Must Dissent"'', ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

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-->-- ''Sister '''Sister Miriam Godwinson''' - ''"We Must Dissent"'', ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

->Beware, you who seek first and final principles, for you are trampling the garden of [{{JerkassGods}} [[{{JerkassGods}} an angry God]], and He awaits you just beyond the last theorem.
-->-- ''Sister '''Sister Miriam Godwinson''' - ''"We Must Dissent"'', ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''
26th Jul '16 6:52:27 AM thatmadork
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->Will we next create false gods to rule over us? How proud we have become, and how blind.
-->-- ''Sister Miriam Godwinson, "We Must Dissent"'' ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

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->Will we next create [[MachineWorship false gods gods]] to rule over us? [[{{Irony}} How proud we have become, and how blind.
blind.]]
-->-- ''Sister Miriam Godwinson, "We Godwinson''' - ''"We Must Dissent"'' Dissent"'', ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

->Beware, you who seek first and final principles, for you are trampling the garden of [{{JerkassGods}} an angry God]], and He awaits you just beyond the last theorem.
-->-- ''Sister Miriam Godwinson''' - ''"We Must Dissent"'',
''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''
26th Jul '16 2:44:36 AM Naram-Sin
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->Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends. Well, I say there are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-->--'''[[TheFundamentalist Ned Flanders]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
15th May '16 3:13:34 AM Morgenthaler
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-->-- ''Sister Miriam Godwinson, "We Must Dissent"'' ''SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

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-->-- ''Sister Miriam Godwinson, "We Must Dissent"'' ''SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''
''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''



-->-- '''''Bride of the Monster'''''

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-->-- '''''Bride of the Monster'''''
'''''Film/BrideOfTheMonster'''''
25th Apr '16 4:24:37 AM aye_amber
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-->-- '''SystemOfADown''', ''Science''

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-->-- '''SystemOfADown''', ''Science''
-->--'''Music/SystemOfADown,''' ''Science.''
14th Nov '15 11:52:39 AM hamonrye
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->Every time a famous type decides not to vaccinate their baby, the horns on Creator/JennyMcCarthy’s head grow half an inch more and her evil powers get stronger.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/11/13/jessica-biel-may-not-vaccinate-her-kid-so-says-intouch-weekly/ Michael K.]]'''
10th Jul '15 2:40:31 PM johnnyfog
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->Why pay attention to these scientists And we're really regressing back to the medieval period. It's not a joke. If that's happening in the most powerful, richest country in the world, then this catastrophe isn't going to be averted. And everything else we're talking about won't matter in a generation or so.
-->--'''Noam Chomsky'''
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