History Quotes / RunningGag

1st Dec '15 6:52:56 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Nermal''', ''{{Garfield and Friends}}''

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-->-- '''Nermal''', ''{{Garfield ''WesternAnimation/{{Garfield and Friends}}''
8th Aug '15 12:59:25 PM johnnyfog
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->Yep, that about does it for this series. RIP, ''Enterprise. ''When all you have left is juvenile gags about the science officer's tits, [[FranchiseKiller you've reached the end of the road]]...It would almost be funny, if it weren't so sad.\\\
You know, I really think they should have gone farther with this whole [[FreudianSlipperySlope Freudian slip angle]]. In fact, I just got a boffo idea for an episode! ''Enterprise'' should have had an entire ''hour'' of nothing but Freudian slips!\\\
'''Archer:''' Lie back and spread your thighs--I mean, let's get back to the ''Enterprise!''\\\
'''Trip:''' What you need is a hot beef injection--I mean, what this ship needs is a plasma injector!\\\
'''Reed:''' I'm gonna stick my cock in your mouth—I mean, I'm gonna stick my cock in your '''''ass!'''''
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Star Trek: Enterprise'', "A Night in Sickbay"



->The porter who greets Bond out front takes a gander at the Bentley and says that they ''“don’t make ‘em like this anymore!”'' Bond replies, ''“It’s still in pretty good shape.”'' Apparently, the writers thought [[{{Anvilicious}} the metaphor wasn’t obvious enough]], because it’s repeated immediately as we cut to Bond being examined by a doctor. The doctor says Bond has ''“enough scar tissue for an entire regiment!”'' and Bond replies, ''“Right, but it’s still in pretty good shape.”'' Right, I think we got it.
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/NeverSayNeverAgain''



13th Jun '15 4:00:16 PM johnnyfog
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->The very first actual scene, the one that plays over the credits, is Anderson dancing around and flopping out of her top on a strip club stage... One of the most vocal patrons calls her 'babe' and she severely injures him by throwing her shoe at his forehead. I can only guess all the paying, theater-going viewers of this film, seeing everything they had paid to see, left right after the credits.

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->The very first actual scene, ->Zack has a “major case of the one big L,” which Screech – whose gimmick is now confusion over every basic line of dialogue – mistakes for a fatal disease and starts that plays over the credits, is Anderson dancing around and flopping out of her top fake crying that appears in every episode. It's Love, you helmet.
-->--'''Stuart Millard'''
on a strip club stage... One ''Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So Excited, So Scared''

->One
of the most vocal patrons calls her 'babe' and she severely injures him by throwing her shoe at his forehead. I can only guess all the paying, theater-going viewers of this film, seeing everything they had paid to see, left right after the credits.



->I hope you like one joke because that is all this movie has to offer. The joke being repeated is how [[Creator/WoodyAllen Woody (Allen)]] stares blankly in the distance instead of looking someone in the face and he also trips over things. I’m sorry I don’t have much to dissect and analyze but that is the long and the short of it. We have Woody Allen stumbling around for two hours. You know, one of the things I admired most about Allen prior is his sense of timing for a movie. I said before he was probably hard wired by his experience as a stand up to get in and out with the material as fast as possible. Most of his movies hover around 90 minutes as a result (with some comedies barely at 80 minutes) and I am very grateful. There is usually no fat on his movies and they move at a very brisk pace. Real life Woody Allen must have suffered a brain injury because he thought this movie had so much material, he couldn’t possible trim this from 112 minutes. Just for some perspective, ''Crimes and Misdemeanors,'' a philosophical musing about morality and justice in the universe is about 100 minutes. This movie about Woody bumping into chairs is 12 minutes longer than that...we have to sit through nearly two hours of this unlikable asshat as he makes everyone’s lives miserable through unfunny physical comedy? Oh joy! No no, please Woody, I want the three hour extended edition please.

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->I hope you like one joke because that is all this movie has to offer. The joke being repeated is how [[Creator/WoodyAllen Woody (Allen)]] stares blankly in the distance instead of looking someone in the face and he also trips over things. I’m sorry I don’t have much to dissect and analyze but that is the long and the short of it. We have Woody Allen stumbling around for two hours. You know, one of the things I admired most about Allen prior is his sense of timing for a movie. I said before he was probably hard wired by his experience as a stand up to get in and out with the material as fast as possible. Most of his movies hover around 90 minutes as a result (with some comedies barely at 80 minutes) and I am very grateful. There is usually no fat on his movies and they move at a very brisk pace. Real ->Real life Woody Allen must have suffered a brain injury because he thought this movie had so much material, he couldn’t possible trim this from 112 minutes. Just for some perspective, ''Crimes and Misdemeanors,'' a philosophical musing about morality and justice in the universe is about 100 minutes. This movie about Woody bumping into chairs is 12 minutes longer than that...we have to sit through nearly two hours of this unlikable asshat as he makes everyone’s lives miserable through unfunny physical comedy? Oh joy! No no, please Woody, I want the three hour extended edition please.
8th Apr '15 2:42:37 PM johnnyfog
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'''Rocky:''' '''AGAIN?!'''

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'''Rocky:''' '''AGAIN?!'''AGAIN?!



->I hope you like one joke because that is all this movie has to offer. The joke being repeated is how [[Creator/WoodyAllen Woody (Allen) stares blankly in the distance instead of looking someone in the face and he also trips over things. I’m sorry I don’t have much to dissect and analyze but that is the long and the short of it. We have Woody Allen stumbling around for two hours. You know, one of the things I admired most about Allen prior is his sense of timing for a movie. I said before he was probably hard wired by his experience as a stand up to get in and out with the material as fast as possible. Most of his movies hover around 90 minutes as a result (with some comedies barely at 80 minutes) and I am very grateful. There is usually no fat on his movies and they move at a very brisk pace. Real life Woody Allen must have suffered a brain injury because he thought this movie had so much material, he couldn’t possible trim this from 112 minutes. Just for some perspective, ''Crimes and Misdemeanors,'' a philosophical musing about morality and justice in the universe is about 100 minutes. This movie about Woody bumping into chairs is 12 minutes longer than that...we have to sit through nearly two hours of this unlikable asshat as he makes everyone’s lives miserable through unfunny physical comedy? Oh joy! No no, please Woody, I want the three hour extended edition please.

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->I hope you like one joke because that is all this movie has to offer. The joke being repeated is how [[Creator/WoodyAllen Woody (Allen) (Allen)]] stares blankly in the distance instead of looking someone in the face and he also trips over things. I’m sorry I don’t have much to dissect and analyze but that is the long and the short of it. We have Woody Allen stumbling around for two hours. You know, one of the things I admired most about Allen prior is his sense of timing for a movie. I said before he was probably hard wired by his experience as a stand up to get in and out with the material as fast as possible. Most of his movies hover around 90 minutes as a result (with some comedies barely at 80 minutes) and I am very grateful. There is usually no fat on his movies and they move at a very brisk pace. Real life Woody Allen must have suffered a brain injury because he thought this movie had so much material, he couldn’t possible trim this from 112 minutes. Just for some perspective, ''Crimes and Misdemeanors,'' a philosophical musing about morality and justice in the universe is about 100 minutes. This movie about Woody bumping into chairs is 12 minutes longer than that...we have to sit through nearly two hours of this unlikable asshat as he makes everyone’s lives miserable through unfunny physical comedy? Oh joy! No no, please Woody, I want the three hour extended edition please.
8th Apr '15 2:41:46 PM johnnyfog
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'''Rocky:''' AGAIN?!

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'''Rocky:''' AGAIN?!'''AGAIN?!'''
8th Apr '15 2:41:36 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I hate [[DoesNotLikeSpam jelly babies]] but at the time it was such a joke. And a joke that worked, you work it to death and finally you grow to hate it."''
-->--'''Tom Baker''', [[http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2012/06/05/qa-with-%E2%80%98doctor-who%E2%80%99-stars-the-five-doctors/ "The Five Doctors"]]

->''"There’s a line of critique against Monty Python’s musical ''{{Spamalot}}'' -- really [[MoneyDearBoy just Eric Idle’s musical]] -- that amounts to the accusation that a troupe whose comedy was once about transgression and surprise now amounts to nothing more than delivering lines that the entire audience has memorized and calling it comedy."''

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->''"I ->I hate [[DoesNotLikeSpam jelly babies]] but at the time it was such a joke. And a joke that worked, you work it to death and finally you grow to hate it."''
-->--'''Tom Baker''',
it.
-->--'''Creator/TomBaker''',
[[http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2012/06/05/qa-with-%E2%80%98doctor-who%E2%80%99-stars-the-five-doctors/ "The Five Doctors"]]

->''"There’s ->There’s a line of critique against Monty Python’s musical ''{{Spamalot}}'' -- really [[MoneyDearBoy just Eric Idle’s musical]] -- that amounts to the accusation that a troupe whose comedy was once about transgression and surprise now amounts to nothing more than delivering lines that the entire audience has memorized and calling it comedy."''
8th Apr '15 2:40:37 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Look, I'm not proud of what I did -- but I needed an easy recurring joke to cover my getaway and there were no [[ButtMonkey flumphs]] available, OK?"''

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->''"Look, ->Look, I'm not proud of what I did -- but I needed an easy recurring joke to cover my getaway and there were no [[ButtMonkey flumphs]] available, OK?"''OK?



->''"Good grief, it's a running gag!"''

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->''"Good ->Good grief, it's a running gag!"''gag!



->''"Garfield, let me out! I don't like running gags!"''
-->-- '''Nermal''', {{Garfield and Friends}}

->'''Bullwinkle''': Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
->'''Rocky:''' AGAIN?!

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->''"Garfield, ->Garfield, let me out! I don't like running gags!"''
gags!
-->-- '''Nermal''', {{Garfield ''{{Garfield and Friends}}

Friends}}''

->'''Bullwinkle''': Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
->'''Rocky:'''
hat!\\
'''Rocky:'''
AGAIN?!



->'''Grover:''' Hello there!
->'''Mr. Johnson:''' Oh no, it's '''[[YouExclamation YOU!]]'''

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->'''Grover:''' Hello there!
->'''Mr.
there!\\
'''Mr.
Johnson:''' Oh no, it's '''[[YouExclamation YOU!]]'''



->''"At the risk of sounding like [[OneFootInTheGrave Victor Meldrew]] (I can think of worse role models!) ‘I don’t ''believe'' it!’ The episode was cruising along harmlessly enough and I was actually congratulating the writers (in my head of course) for avoiding the trap of having Tom Paris turn up and crack that ''hilarious'' gag about Harry [[FatalAttractor falling for the wrong woman]] again. I should have known better than to dish out credit [[TemptingFate before an episode is over.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/voyager-season-six.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Ashes to Ashes"

->''"The very first actual scene, the one that plays over the credits, is Anderson dancing around and flopping out of her top on a strip club stage... One of the most vocal patrons calls her 'babe' and she severely injures him by throwing her shoe at his forehead. I can only guess all the paying, theater-going viewers of this film, seeing everything they had paid to see, left right after the credits."''

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->''"At ->At the risk of sounding like [[OneFootInTheGrave [[Series/OneFootInTheGrave Victor Meldrew]] (I can think of worse role models!) ‘I don’t ''believe'' it!’ The episode was cruising along harmlessly enough and I was actually congratulating the writers (in my head of course) for avoiding the trap of having Tom Paris turn up and crack that ''hilarious'' gag about Harry [[FatalAttractor falling for the wrong woman]] again. I should have known better than to dish out credit [[TemptingFate before an episode is over.]]"''
]]
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/voyager-season-six.html Doc Oho]]''' Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Ashes to Ashes"

->''"The ->Yep, that about does it for this series. RIP, ''Enterprise. ''When all you have left is juvenile gags about the science officer's tits, [[FranchiseKiller you've reached the end of the road]]...It would almost be funny, if it weren't so sad.\\\
You know, I really think they should have gone farther with this whole [[FreudianSlipperySlope Freudian slip angle]]. In fact, I just got a boffo idea for an episode! ''Enterprise'' should have had an entire ''hour'' of nothing but Freudian slips!\\\
'''Archer:''' Lie back and spread your thighs--I mean, let's get back to the ''Enterprise!''\\\
'''Trip:''' What you need is a hot beef injection--I mean, what this ship needs is a plasma injector!\\\
'''Reed:''' I'm gonna stick my cock in your mouth—I mean, I'm gonna stick my cock in your '''''ass!'''''
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Star Trek: Enterprise'', "A Night in Sickbay"

->The
very first actual scene, the one that plays over the credits, is Anderson dancing around and flopping out of her top on a strip club stage... One of the most vocal patrons calls her 'babe' and she severely injures him by throwing her shoe at his forehead. I can only guess all the paying, theater-going viewers of this film, seeing everything they had paid to see, left right after the credits."''
29th Mar '15 6:50:05 PM johnnyfog
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->*start scene*
->''[[Creator/EddieMurphy Eddie]] walks into (location): School/Police Station/Old Navy/Nightclub and [[TheUnsmile looks creepy]]''
->''Actor initiates dialog to find out why Eddie Murphy looks like a creepy bastard.''
->''Eddie remains silent and creepy/will mimic the actor in an annoying game of mirror mirror.''
->''Actor defies all reason and continues to talk to the creepy man [[MemeticMolester instead of calling police.]]''
->''Eddie continues to try to milk the joke.''
->''[[SuckinessIsPainful I die a little inside.]]''
->*end scene*
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/09/27/meet-dave-2008-brian-robbins/ on]] ''Film/MeetDave''

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->*start scene*
->''[[Creator/EddieMurphy Eddie]] walks into (location): School/Police Station/Old Navy/Nightclub and [[TheUnsmile looks creepy]]''
->''Actor initiates dialog to find out why Eddie Murphy looks
->I hope you like a creepy bastard.''
->''Eddie remains silent and creepy/will mimic
one joke because that is all this movie has to offer. The joke being repeated is how [[Creator/WoodyAllen Woody (Allen) stares blankly in the actor in an annoying game of mirror mirror.''
->''Actor defies all reason and continues to talk to the creepy man [[MemeticMolester
distance instead of calling police.]]''
->''Eddie continues to try to milk
looking someone in the joke.''
->''[[SuckinessIsPainful
face and he also trips over things. I’m sorry I die don’t have much to dissect and analyze but that is the long and the short of it. We have Woody Allen stumbling around for two hours. You know, one of the things I admired most about Allen prior is his sense of timing for a little inside.]]''
->*end scene*
movie. I said before he was probably hard wired by his experience as a stand up to get in and out with the material as fast as possible. Most of his movies hover around 90 minutes as a result (with some comedies barely at 80 minutes) and I am very grateful. There is usually no fat on his movies and they move at a very brisk pace. Real life Woody Allen must have suffered a brain injury because he thought this movie had so much material, he couldn’t possible trim this from 112 minutes. Just for some perspective, ''Crimes and Misdemeanors,'' a philosophical musing about morality and justice in the universe is about 100 minutes. This movie about Woody bumping into chairs is 12 minutes longer than that...we have to sit through nearly two hours of this unlikable asshat as he makes everyone’s lives miserable through unfunny physical comedy? Oh joy! No no, please Woody, I want the three hour extended edition please.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.[[https://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/09/27/meet-dave-2008-brian-robbins/ com/2013/05/29/hollywood-ending-2002-woody-allen/ on]] ''Film/MeetDave''
''Hollywood Ending'' (2002)

12th Feb '15 2:29:56 AM HeyFella
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Added DiffLines:

->'''Straw Hat Crew''': '''STOP DOING''' '''[[DeathGlare THAT]]!'''\\
'''[[CoolOldGuy Crocus]]''': What's wrong, haven't you ever heard of a running gag?
-->-- ''Anime/OnePiece'', Episode 62, ''The First Obstacle? Giant Whale Laboon Appears''
19th Dec '14 10:03:05 PM johnnyfog
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->''[[Creator/EddieMurphy Eddie]] walks in and looks creepy''

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->''[[Creator/EddieMurphy Eddie]] walks in into (location): School/Police Station/Old Navy/Nightclub and [[TheUnsmile looks creepy''creepy]]''
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