History Quotes / RetiredGunfighter

27th Oct '15 10:47:12 AM Morgenthaler
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--->-- Tagline for ''TheShootist''

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--->-- Tagline for ''TheShootist''
''Film/TheShootist''



--->--'''[[GeneWilder Jim]]''', ''Film/BlazingSaddles''

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--->--'''[[GeneWilder Jim]]''', --->--'''Jim''', ''Film/BlazingSaddles''
2nd Mar '14 12:29:31 PM m8e
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-->''Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than CecilBDeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.''

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-->''Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than CecilBDeMille.Creator/CecilBDeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.''
22nd Jun '12 11:45:07 AM FELH2
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-->''Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than {{Cecil B DeMille}}. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.''
--->--'''[[GeneWilder Jim]]''', ''BlazingSaddles''

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-->''Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than {{Cecil B DeMille}}.CecilBDeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.''
--->--'''[[GeneWilder Jim]]''', ''BlazingSaddles''''Film/BlazingSaddles''
25th Mar '11 10:30:19 PM Camacan
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-->"Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than {{Cecil B DeMille}}. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass"
--->--'''[[GeneWilder Jim]]''', ''BlazingSaddles''

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-->"Well, -->''He's got to face a gunfight once more to live up to his legend once more. To win just one more time.''
--->-- Tagline for ''TheShootist''

-->''Well,
it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than {{Cecil B DeMille}}. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass"
ass.''
--->--'''[[GeneWilder Jim]]''', ''BlazingSaddles''''BlazingSaddles''
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