History Quotes / ResidentEvil

->''"...We now learn that the world has an inexhaustible supply of cartoonishly evil dipshits in inexplicably lofty positions of power [[MurderIsTheBestSolution who regard zombie apocalypses as the sanest way to avoid potential intelligence leak]] and no one's learnt a fucking thing! And doesn't this render all the hardships and struggles of the previous games completely pointless? If I were Chris Redfield, I'd fucking give up. 'Well', I'd say, 'Looks like [[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed the human race is just determined to wipe itself out]]. Let's just gather up every other ''Resident Evil'' protagonist and found our own city on the moon!' But you just know Leon will insist on bringing his dumb friend Keith who forgets to file his tax return one year and [[HereWeGoAgain tries to cover it up by causing a zombie apocalypse]]."''

->''"If I were Chris Redfield, I'd fucking give up. 'Oh well', I'd say, 'Looks like [[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed the human race is just determined to wipe itself out]]. Let's just gather up every other ''Resident Evil'' protagonist and found our own city on the moon! --But you just know Leon will insist on bringing his dumb friend Keith who forgets to file his tax return one year and [[MurderIsTheBestSolution tries to cover it up by causing a zombie apocalypse.]]"''
-->-- '''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben "Yahtzee" Crowshaw]]'''

->'''Leon:''' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny You're [sic] right hand comes off?]]

->'''Chris:''' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome I've had enough]] of your ''[[PrecisionFStrike bullshit!]]''

->'''[[Creator/DCDouglas D.C. Douglas]]:''' I don't '''NEED''' anyone else. I have... '''BIG BALLS!''' In less than five minutes, we will reach Vader's Death Star. '''GEORGE BUSH''' will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring Complete. Global. Castration! Oh, '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK IT.]]''' We'll do it live! '''WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!'''

->'''[[DCDouglas D.C. Douglas]]:''' I don't '''NEED''' anyone else. I have... '''BIG BALLS!''' In less than five minutes, we will reach Vader's Death Star. '''GEORGE BUSH''' will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring Complete. Global. [[strike: Penetration!]] [[strike: Masturbation!]] Castration! Oh, '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK IT.]]''' We'll do it live! '''WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!'''

->''"If I were Chris Redfield, I'd fucking give up. 'Oh well', I'd say, 'Looks like the human race is just [[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed determined to wipe itself out]]. Let's just gather up every other ''Resident Evil'' protagonist and found our own city on the moon! --But you just know Leon will insist on bringing his dumb friend Keith who forgets to file his tax return one year and [[StupidEvil tries to cover it up by causing a zombie apocalypse.]]"''

->'''Barry:''' Just take a look at this! It's '''Forest'''! Oh my '''COD'''!

->'''Luis:''' I got one very important question. Do you have a smoke?

->'''Salazar:''' Maybe you have nine lives, but it doesn't matter now, Mr. Kennedy! I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.

->'''Merchant:''' Got sumthin' that might interest ya', stranger.

->'''Leon:''' ''[[NoYou You're]]'' small time, Saddler!

->[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome "I've had enough]] of your ''[[PrecisionFStrike bullshit!"]]''

-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_18643_6-evil-corporations-in-movies-with-terrible-business-plans_p2.html 6 Evil Corporations in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)]]''

-> Like any corporation involved in dangerous research, it all boils down to risk versus reward for the Umbrella Corporation. In this case, the risk is zombies, and the reward is zombies.
--> -- {{Website/Cracked}}, ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_18643_6-evil-corporations-in-movies-with-terrible-business-plans_p2.html 6 Evil Corporations in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)]]''

->"If I were Chris Redfield, I'd fucking give up. 'Oh well', I'd say, 'Looks like the human race is just [[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed determined to wipe itself out]]. Let's just gather up every other ''Resident Evil'' protagonist and found our own city on the moon! --But you just know Leon will insist on bringing his dumb friend Keith who forgets to file his tax return one year and [[StupidEvil tries to cover it up by causing a zombie apocalypse.]]"
-->-- '''[[BenCroshaw Yahtzee Crowshaw]]'''

-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil3Nemesis''

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->'''Chris''': Dammit, where is [[spoiler:Jill]]?
->'''Excella''': Hmph! [[spoiler:Jill]]? Maybe I'll tell you, maybe I won't.

->'''Wesker''': You haven't changed.
->'''Chris''': Wesker! You are alive.

->'''Chris''': [[spoiler:Jill]], it's me, Chris!
->'''Sheva''': What? Are you sure ''that's'' her?
->'''Wesker''': The one ''and'' only.

->'''Wesker:''' Your future HINGES upon this fight!

-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''

->'''Josh''': Wait a minute, you ''are'' Jill Valentine!
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''

->'''Jill''': You got room for one more?
->'''Josh''': There's always room for a beautiful lady.
->'''Jill''': I bet you say that to other girls.
->'''Josh''': Just the pretty ones.
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''

-->-- Wesker's voice actor for ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5'', [[HilariousOuttakes having fun.]]

-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilRevelations''

->'''Jessica''': That's fine, but you're buying me dinner next time. And I'm ordering lobster.
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilRevelations''

->[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome "I've had enough]] of your ''[[PrecisionFStrike bullshit!"]]''
-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''

-->-- ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4

-->-- 'VideoGame/'ResidentEvil2'', several times

-->-- ''ResidentEvil2'', several times

-->-- ''ResidentEvil3''

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-->-- ''ResidentEvilCodeVeronica'', hidden dialogue.

-->-- ''ResidentEvilRevelations''

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-->-- ''ResidentEvil5''

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->"If I were Chris Redfield, I'd fucking give up. 'Oh well', I'd say, 'Looks like the human race is just [[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed determined to wipe itself out]]. Let's just gather up every other ''Resident Evil'' protagonist and found our own city on the moon! --But you just know Leon will insist on bringing his dumb friend Keith who forgets to file his fax return one year and [[StupidEvil tries to cover it up by causing a zombie apocalypse.]]"

-->-- '''[[/BenCroshaw Yahtzee Crowshaw]]'''

-->-- '''YahtzeeCrowshaw'''

-> Like any corporation involved in dangerous research, it all boils down to risk versus reward for the Umbrella Corporation. In this case, the risk is zombies, and the reward is zombies.
--> -- {{Website/Cracked}}, ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_18643_6-evil-corporations-in-movies-with-terrible-business-plans_p2.html 6 Evil Corporations in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)]]''

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->[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome "I've had enough]] of your ''PrecisionFStrike bullshit!"]]''

->[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome "I've had enough of your ''bullshit''!"]]

->[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome "I've had enough of your ''bullshit!''"]]