History Quotes / RealityEnsues

21st Nov '16 9:22:56 AM nmn3r3
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->'''Grif:''' Maybe you should explain what's going on, and I could make an educated suggestion.\\
'''Simmons:''' Educated? Okay, fine. ''This'' computer is a dedicated interface with a highly developed security protocol. The information we are accessing is stored on a ''separate'' database with its own dedicated hardware. ''That'' system has its own distinct layer of security. From what I can tell, the two systems verify their identities by trading randomly generated two thousand fifty six bit encryption keys. I'm trying to ''spoof'' one of those keys right now. So, Grif. I'm all ears. Any suggestions?\\
'''Grif:''' Oh yeah, [[BlatantLies I've seen that before.]] [[HollywoodHacking You should try uploading a virus to the mainframe]].\\
'''Simmons:''' [[FacePalm Jesus]].\\
'''Grif:''' I find viruses that feature a laughing skull tend to work the best.\\
'''Simmons:''' Shut the fuck up and let me work!
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''



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20th Oct '16 10:28:26 PM WeirdKev27
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->"I cannot believe she thought that she could feed a '''prince''' to a Bengal tiger and that there would be no political consequences!

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->"I cannot believe that she thought that she could feed a '''prince''' to a Bengal tiger and that there would be no political consequences!
17th Oct '16 7:25:49 AM WeirdKev27
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->"I cannot believe she thought that she could could feed a '''prince''' to a Bengal tiger and that there would be no political consequences!

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->"I cannot believe she thought that she could could feed a '''prince''' to a Bengal tiger and that there would be no political consequences!
9th Oct '16 7:37:27 PM WeirdKev27
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->"I cannot believe she thought that she could could feed a '''prince''' to a Bengal tiger and that there would be no political consequences!
-->-- '''Prince Achmed''', ''Theatre/TwistedTheUntoldStoryOfARoyalVizier''
26th Sep '16 10:00:32 AM intastiel
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->'''Wyrmspawn:''' Silly little girl. You really think an eight-year-old is going to save the Infused from an everlasting reign of evil? Have you ever wondered why you've never seen an eight-year-old corporate executive, or an eight-year-old lawyer, or an eight-year-old particle physicist?\\
'''Hermione {{Expy}}:''' It's because children still have hearts filled with magic, and heads filled with dreams!\\
'''Wyrmspawn:''' No. That's not why. '''''*[[BoomHeadshot BLAM BLAM BLAM]]*''''' It's because eight-year-olds are [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] idiots, that's why. [[BondOneLiner Next time, think to put up a ward against bullets, too]].
-->-- ''Webcomic/WizardSchool''
21st Mar '16 1:59:38 AM nm3youtube
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->Despite these dubious advertising tactics[[note]]including the Ooze $104,000 competition[[/note]], at first, it seemed to work; a fair few [copies of VideoGame/{{Action 52}}] did sell. But, unfortunately, this all backfired pretty quickly. Word-of-mouth began to spread: [[ObviousBeta the games were a mess - some of them didn't even work]] - and [[CrackIsCheaper the price was insulting]]. Bear in mind, the [[UsefulNotes/SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem Super Nintendo]] cost $200 on launch, and [[WhatAnIdiot Action 52 was asking for the exact same price]]!
-->--'''miiyouandmii2''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLpEn0wmMrk Action 52 - History of the Worst Game ever made! - From Concept to Console]]''
20th Dec '15 10:28:15 PM Discar
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->Bean-counters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 worth of moon rocks, much like $70 million. Bought 'em anyway! Ground 'em up, mixed 'em into a gel. And guess what? Ground-up moon rocks are pure poison. [[TooDumbToLive I am deathly ill.]]

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->Bean-counters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 worth of moon rocks, much like less $70 million. Bought 'em anyway! Ground 'em up, mixed 'em into a gel. And guess what? Ground-up moon rocks are pure poison. [[TooDumbToLive I am deathly ill.]]
18th Sep '15 4:24:34 AM StFan
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->Fido: What exactly is an 'open' and 'closed' relationship again?\\
Ken: Well, in many cultures, including the one I was raised in, you kinda are expected to only... spend the nights with your mate-slash-romantic-partner, and nobody else.\\
Fido: ... That's odd... only thing I gotta go on here is genetic memory, and with hell hounds, their living situation is, um...\\
Ken: Yeah, that's why interspecies relationships often stumble over misunderstandings.
Dungeon The Early Years

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->Fido: ->'''Fido:''' What exactly is an 'open' "open" and 'closed' "closed" relationship again?\\
Ken: '''Ken:''' Well, in many cultures, including the one I was raised in, you kinda are expected to only... spend the nights with your mate-slash-romantic-partner, and nobody else.\\
Fido: ...'''Fido:''' ... That's odd... only thing I gotta go on here is genetic memory, and with hell hounds, their living situation is, um...\\
Ken: '''Ken:''' Yeah, that's why interspecies relationships often stumble over misunderstandings.
Dungeon The Early Years
-->-- ''ComicBook/DungeonTheEarlyYears''



->Hyacinthe: Between my expectations of love and reality, there is too many differences and that's annoying.
->Dr.Hyppolite: Excuse me, I am a little distracted, come again?
->Hyacinthe: I slept with a girl and now it burns when I pee. And it itches too.
-->--''DungeonTheEarlyYears''

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->Hyacinthe: ->'''Hyacinthe:''' Between my expectations of love and reality, there is too many differences and that's annoying.
->Dr.Hyppolite:
annoying.\\
'''Dr. Hyppolite:'''
Excuse me, I am a little distracted, come again?
->Hyacinthe:
again?\\
'''Hyacinthe:'''
I slept with a girl and now it burns when I pee. And it itches too.
-->--''DungeonTheEarlyYears''-->-- ''ComicBook/DungeonTheEarlyYears''
12th Aug '15 1:29:06 PM trixus
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->Hyacinthe: Between my expectations of love and reality, there is too many annoying differences.

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->Hyacinthe: Between my expectations of love and reality, there is too many annoying differences.many differences and that's annoying.
12th Aug '15 11:57:45 AM trixus
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-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

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-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
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->Hyacinthe: Between my expectations of love and reality, there is too many annoying differences.
->Dr.Hyppolite: Excuse me, I am a little distracted, come again?
->Hyacinthe: I slept with a girl and now it burns when I pee. And it itches too.
-->--''DungeonTheEarlyYears''
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