History Quotes / RealityEnsues

12th Sep '17 6:48:11 AM MagiMecha
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->'''Minato:''' Meijin. Tell me, exactly what's wrong with this wonderful model?!\\
'''Meijin Kawaguchi III:''' Sekai, Gunpla is freedom. It has limitless possibilities. ''But, there are minimal rules everyone must follow!'' (''pan back to show Fumina upset and embarrassed over said model'') It's inexcusable you didn't get her permission!\\
'''Minato:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But--]]
-->-- "Our Gunpla", ''Anime/GundamBuildFightersTry''
15th Aug '17 9:40:16 AM Siempie
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->Bean-counters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 worth of moon rocks, much less $70 million. Bought 'em anyway! Ground 'em up, mixed 'em into a gel. And guess what? Ground-up moon rocks are pure poison. [[TooDumbToLive I am deathly ill.]]

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->Bean-counters ->The bean-counters told me we literally could not afford to buy $7 seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less $70 seventy million. Bought 'em anyway! Ground 'em up, mixed 'em into a gel. And guess what? Ground-up moon rocks are pure poison. [[TooDumbToLive I am deathly ill.]]
9th Jun '17 3:54:18 PM MinisterOfSinister
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-->--'''Cave Johnson''', ''{{VideoGame/Portal}} 2''

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-->--'''Cave Johnson''', ''{{VideoGame/Portal}} 2''
''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''

->Attention, test prisoners attempting to [[AirVentPassageway escape through the air ducts]]. I don't know what nonsense you learned on TV, but in real life, air ducts just go to the air conditioning unit. It's also pretty dusty, so if you've got asthma, chances are you're gonna die up there. And we'll be smelling it for weeks because, again, the air ducts aren't a secret escape hatch, they're how we ventilate the facility.
-->--'''[[AlternateSelf Prison Warden]]!Cave Johnson''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''
23rd May '17 1:10:10 PM JJHIL325
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'''Sweetie Belle''': I don't get it. [[BigRomanticGesture Big grand gestures]] always work in the fairy tales. \\

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'''Sweetie ->'''Sweetie Belle''': I don't get it. [[BigRomanticGesture [[GrandRomanticGesture Big grand gestures]] always work in the fairy tales. tales.\\
23rd May '17 1:09:01 PM JJHIL325
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'''Sweetie Belle''': I don't get it. [[BigRomanticGesture Big grand gestures]] always work in the fairy tales. \\
'''Big Macintosh''': But Sugar Belle is not a fairy tale princess. She's a real pony.
-->-- "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E8HardToSayAnything Hard To Say Anything]]", ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
23rd May '17 1:09:01 PM JJHIL325
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5th Mar '17 6:18:13 AM billybobfred
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'''Grif:''' I find viruses that feature a laughing skull tend to work the best.\\

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'''Grif:''' I find [[HackedByAPirate viruses that feature a laughing skull skull]] tend to work the best.\\
5th Mar '17 6:17:02 AM billybobfred
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->'''Krosp''': I'm the Emperor of All Cats. Think about it. Cats can go anywhere. They're ''invisible''. Nobody looks ''twice''. Imagine if you could use them as spies -- messengers -- saboteurs -- and ''I'' give the orders.\\
'''Agatha''': And it didn't ''work''?\\
'''Krosp''': Oh, it worked ''perfectly''. I'm the ''highest ranking'' cat there ''is''.\\
'''Agatha''': Then ''why'' -- ?\\
'''Krosp''': Because they're ''cats''! They're ''animals''! They ''can't'' grasp complex ''concepts''! Their attention span can be measured in ''microseconds''! If I can even get them to ''understand'' what I want -- they're completely gung-ho until they fall ''asleep'' or see something ''move!''
-->--''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040315]]
27th Jan '17 8:42:08 AM redandready45
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->'''Mr. Burns: [[OhCrap Buh]]!

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->'''Mr. Burns: Burns''': [[OhCrap Buh]]!
27th Jan '17 8:41:35 AM redandready45
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->'''Mr. Burns''': ''([[PaperThinDisguise disguised as an elementary school student]])'': Ahoy there, dean. I understand that you're taking suggestions from students. Well, me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking if you were to reinvest that money back into the local energy concern.
->'''Principal Skinner''': Mr. Burns?
->'''Mr. Burns: [[OhCrap Buh]]!
->'''Principal Skinner''': It was naive of you think I would mistake this town's most prominent 104- year-old man for one of my elementary school students.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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