History Quotes / RealityEnsues

5th Mar '17 6:18:13 AM billybobfred
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'''Grif:''' I find viruses that feature a laughing skull tend to work the best.\\

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'''Grif:''' I find [[HackedByAPirate viruses that feature a laughing skull skull]] tend to work the best.\\
5th Mar '17 6:17:02 AM billybobfred
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->'''Krosp''': I'm the Emperor of All Cats. Think about it. Cats can go anywhere. They're ''invisible''. Nobody looks ''twice''. Imagine if you could use them as spies -- messengers -- saboteurs -- and ''I'' give the orders.\\
'''Agatha''': And it didn't ''work''?\\
'''Krosp''': Oh, it worked ''perfectly''. I'm the ''highest ranking'' cat there ''is''.\\
'''Agatha''': Then ''why'' -- ?\\
'''Krosp''': Because they're ''cats''! They're ''animals''! They ''can't'' grasp complex ''concepts''! Their attention span can be measured in ''microseconds''! If I can even get them to ''understand'' what I want -- they're completely gung-ho until they fall ''asleep'' or see something ''move!''
-->--''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040315]]
27th Jan '17 8:42:08 AM redandready45
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->'''Mr. Burns: [[OhCrap Buh]]!

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->'''Mr. Burns: Burns''': [[OhCrap Buh]]!
27th Jan '17 8:41:35 AM redandready45
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->'''Mr. Burns''': ''([[PaperThinDisguise disguised as an elementary school student]])'': Ahoy there, dean. I understand that you're taking suggestions from students. Well, me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking if you were to reinvest that money back into the local energy concern.
->'''Principal Skinner''': Mr. Burns?
->'''Mr. Burns: [[OhCrap Buh]]!
->'''Principal Skinner''': It was naive of you think I would mistake this town's most prominent 104- year-old man for one of my elementary school students.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

21st Nov '16 9:22:56 AM nmn3r3
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->'''Grif:''' Maybe you should explain what's going on, and I could make an educated suggestion.\\
'''Simmons:''' Educated? Okay, fine. ''This'' computer is a dedicated interface with a highly developed security protocol. The information we are accessing is stored on a ''separate'' database with its own dedicated hardware. ''That'' system has its own distinct layer of security. From what I can tell, the two systems verify their identities by trading randomly generated two thousand fifty six bit encryption keys. I'm trying to ''spoof'' one of those keys right now. So, Grif. I'm all ears. Any suggestions?\\
'''Grif:''' Oh yeah, [[BlatantLies I've seen that before.]] [[HollywoodHacking You should try uploading a virus to the mainframe]].\\
'''Simmons:''' [[FacePalm Jesus]].\\
'''Grif:''' I find viruses that feature a laughing skull tend to work the best.\\
'''Simmons:''' Shut the fuck up and let me work!
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''



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20th Oct '16 10:28:26 PM WeirdKev27
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->"I cannot believe she thought that she could feed a '''prince''' to a Bengal tiger and that there would be no political consequences!

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->"I cannot believe that she thought that she could feed a '''prince''' to a Bengal tiger and that there would be no political consequences!
17th Oct '16 7:25:49 AM WeirdKev27
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->"I cannot believe she thought that she could could feed a '''prince''' to a Bengal tiger and that there would be no political consequences!

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->"I cannot believe she thought that she could could feed a '''prince''' to a Bengal tiger and that there would be no political consequences!
9th Oct '16 7:37:27 PM WeirdKev27
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->"I cannot believe she thought that she could could feed a '''prince''' to a Bengal tiger and that there would be no political consequences!
-->-- '''Prince Achmed''', ''Theatre/TwistedTheUntoldStoryOfARoyalVizier''
26th Sep '16 10:00:32 AM intastiel
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->'''Wyrmspawn:''' Silly little girl. You really think an eight-year-old is going to save the Infused from an everlasting reign of evil? Have you ever wondered why you've never seen an eight-year-old corporate executive, or an eight-year-old lawyer, or an eight-year-old particle physicist?\\
'''Hermione {{Expy}}:''' It's because children still have hearts filled with magic, and heads filled with dreams!\\
'''Wyrmspawn:''' No. That's not why. '''''*[[BoomHeadshot BLAM BLAM BLAM]]*''''' It's because eight-year-olds are [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] idiots, that's why. [[BondOneLiner Next time, think to put up a ward against bullets, too]].
-->-- ''Webcomic/WizardSchool''
21st Mar '16 1:59:38 AM nm3youtube
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->Despite these dubious advertising tactics[[note]]including the Ooze $104,000 competition[[/note]], at first, it seemed to work; a fair few [copies of VideoGame/{{Action 52}}] did sell. But, unfortunately, this all backfired pretty quickly. Word-of-mouth began to spread: [[ObviousBeta the games were a mess - some of them didn't even work]] - and [[CrackIsCheaper the price was insulting]]. Bear in mind, the [[UsefulNotes/SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem Super Nintendo]] cost $200 on launch, and [[WhatAnIdiot Action 52 was asking for the exact same price]]!
-->--'''miiyouandmii2''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLpEn0wmMrk Action 52 - History of the Worst Game ever made! - From Concept to Console]]''
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