History Quotes / RealityEnsues

9th Jun '17 3:54:18 PM MinisterOfSinister
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-->--'''Cave Johnson''', ''{{VideoGame/Portal}} 2''

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-->--'''Cave Johnson''', ''{{VideoGame/Portal}} 2''
''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''

->Attention, test prisoners attempting to [[AirVentPassageway escape through the air ducts]]. I don't know what nonsense you learned on TV, but in real life, air ducts just go to the air conditioning unit. It's also pretty dusty, so if you've got asthma, chances are you're gonna die up there. And we'll be smelling it for weeks because, again, the air ducts aren't a secret escape hatch, they're how we ventilate the facility.
-->--'''[[AlternateSelf Prison Warden]]!Cave Johnson''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''
23rd May '17 1:10:10 PM JJHIL325
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'''Sweetie Belle''': I don't get it. [[BigRomanticGesture Big grand gestures]] always work in the fairy tales. \\

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'''Sweetie ->'''Sweetie Belle''': I don't get it. [[BigRomanticGesture [[GrandRomanticGesture Big grand gestures]] always work in the fairy tales. tales.\\
23rd May '17 1:09:01 PM JJHIL325
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'''Sweetie Belle''': I don't get it. [[BigRomanticGesture Big grand gestures]] always work in the fairy tales. \\
'''Big Macintosh''': But Sugar Belle is not a fairy tale princess. She's a real pony.
-->-- "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E8HardToSayAnything Hard To Say Anything]]", ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
23rd May '17 1:09:01 PM JJHIL325
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5th Mar '17 6:18:13 AM billybobfred
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'''Grif:''' I find viruses that feature a laughing skull tend to work the best.\\

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'''Grif:''' I find [[HackedByAPirate viruses that feature a laughing skull skull]] tend to work the best.\\
5th Mar '17 6:17:02 AM billybobfred
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->'''Krosp''': I'm the Emperor of All Cats. Think about it. Cats can go anywhere. They're ''invisible''. Nobody looks ''twice''. Imagine if you could use them as spies -- messengers -- saboteurs -- and ''I'' give the orders.\\
'''Agatha''': And it didn't ''work''?\\
'''Krosp''': Oh, it worked ''perfectly''. I'm the ''highest ranking'' cat there ''is''.\\
'''Agatha''': Then ''why'' -- ?\\
'''Krosp''': Because they're ''cats''! They're ''animals''! They ''can't'' grasp complex ''concepts''! Their attention span can be measured in ''microseconds''! If I can even get them to ''understand'' what I want -- they're completely gung-ho until they fall ''asleep'' or see something ''move!''
-->--''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040315]]
27th Jan '17 8:42:08 AM redandready45
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->'''Mr. Burns: [[OhCrap Buh]]!

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->'''Mr. Burns: Burns''': [[OhCrap Buh]]!
27th Jan '17 8:41:35 AM redandready45
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->'''Mr. Burns''': ''([[PaperThinDisguise disguised as an elementary school student]])'': Ahoy there, dean. I understand that you're taking suggestions from students. Well, me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking if you were to reinvest that money back into the local energy concern.
->'''Principal Skinner''': Mr. Burns?
->'''Mr. Burns: [[OhCrap Buh]]!
->'''Principal Skinner''': It was naive of you think I would mistake this town's most prominent 104- year-old man for one of my elementary school students.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

21st Nov '16 9:22:56 AM nmn3r3
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->'''Grif:''' Maybe you should explain what's going on, and I could make an educated suggestion.\\
'''Simmons:''' Educated? Okay, fine. ''This'' computer is a dedicated interface with a highly developed security protocol. The information we are accessing is stored on a ''separate'' database with its own dedicated hardware. ''That'' system has its own distinct layer of security. From what I can tell, the two systems verify their identities by trading randomly generated two thousand fifty six bit encryption keys. I'm trying to ''spoof'' one of those keys right now. So, Grif. I'm all ears. Any suggestions?\\
'''Grif:''' Oh yeah, [[BlatantLies I've seen that before.]] [[HollywoodHacking You should try uploading a virus to the mainframe]].\\
'''Simmons:''' [[FacePalm Jesus]].\\
'''Grif:''' I find viruses that feature a laughing skull tend to work the best.\\
'''Simmons:''' Shut the fuck up and let me work!
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''



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20th Oct '16 10:28:26 PM WeirdKev27
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->"I cannot believe she thought that she could feed a '''prince''' to a Bengal tiger and that there would be no political consequences!

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->"I cannot believe that she thought that she could feed a '''prince''' to a Bengal tiger and that there would be no political consequences!
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