History Quotes / RealityEnsues

26th Apr '18 6:08:25 AM AnotherEpicFail
Is there an issue? Send a Message


->[[{{Hobbit}} Bingo]] did not like having a round front door. [[AwesomeButImpractical Who would?]] Geometry dictates that such a door be held in place by only one hinge, and that this hinge cannot be placed in the most effective load-bearing position, so that the doorway is draughty and the door unwieldy to open, and able easily to be kicked completely in by any soddit still young enough to be wearing boots.

to:

->[[{{Hobbit}} ->[[{{Hobbits}} Bingo]] did not like having a round front door. [[AwesomeButImpractical Who would?]] Geometry dictates that such a door be held in place by only one hinge, and that this hinge cannot be placed in the most effective load-bearing position, so that the doorway is draughty and the door unwieldy to open, and able easily to be kicked completely in by any soddit still young enough to be wearing boots.
26th Apr '18 6:07:56 AM AnotherEpicFail
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

->[[{{Hobbit}} Bingo]] did not like having a round front door. [[AwesomeButImpractical Who would?]] Geometry dictates that such a door be held in place by only one hinge, and that this hinge cannot be placed in the most effective load-bearing position, so that the doorway is draughty and the door unwieldy to open, and able easily to be kicked completely in by any soddit still young enough to be wearing boots.
-->--''The Soddit''
17th Apr '18 6:31:41 PM DoctorDetective
Is there an issue? Send a Message


->It's so cold my internal processor is running at peak efficiency!

to:

->It's so cold my internal processor is running at peak efficiency!
11th Apr '18 5:35:25 AM Chabal2
Is there an issue? Send a Message


->'''Hyacinthe:''' Between my expectations of love and reality, there is too many differences and that's annoying.\\

to:

->'''Hyacinthe:''' Between my expectations of love and reality, there is are too many differences and that's annoying.\\


Added DiffLines:

-> The snag is, if I now call Mr. Chipperfield and say to him: "Look here, I've got a 45-year-old chartered accountant who wants to become a lion tamer", his first uestion is not going to be "Does he have his own hat?". He's going to want to know if you've got any qualifications.
-->-- '''The Vocational Guidance Counselor''', ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''
4th Apr '18 9:38:26 AM intastiel
Is there an issue? Send a Message


'''Wyrmspawn:''' No. That's not why. '''''*[[BoomHeadshot BLAM BLAM BLAM]]*''''' It's because eight-year-olds are [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] idiots, that's why. [[BondOneLiner Next time, think to put up a ward against bullets, too]].

to:

'''Wyrmspawn:''' No. That's not why. '''''*[[BoomHeadshot BLAM BLAM BLAM]]*''''' ''[[BoomHeadshot [Shoots the children][==]]]'' It's because eight-year-olds are [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] idiots, that's why. [[BondOneLiner Next time, think to put up a ward against bullets, too]].
9th Mar '18 8:04:37 PM Monolaf317
Is there an issue? Send a Message



to:

->''"Nature cannot be fooled."''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/RichardFeynman'''
6th Mar '18 7:24:06 PM nombretomado
Is there an issue? Send a Message


-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''' plays ''Film/HomeAlone'' for the {{SNES}}

to:

-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''' plays ''Film/HomeAlone'' for the {{SNES}}
{{UsefulNotes/SNES}}
3rd Feb '18 5:02:25 PM Lord_Chespin
Is there an issue? Send a Message


-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/PokemonRusty Pokemon Rusty Season 2, Episode 6: The Newest Member of Team Rocket]]'

to:

-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/PokemonRusty Pokemon Rusty Season 2, Episode 6: The Newest Member of Team Rocket]]'
Rocket]]''
3rd Feb '18 5:01:49 PM Lord_Chespin
Is there an issue? Send a Message


'''Team Rocket Grunt #2''': Wow. [[TooDumbToLive Dumb plan]]. [[WouldHurtAChild Tony, kill him.]]\\

to:

'''Team Rocket Grunt #2''': Wow. [[TooDumbToLive Dumb plan]]. [[WouldHurtAChild Tony, kill him.]]\\]]
3rd Feb '18 4:59:27 PM Lord_Chespin
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:


->'''[[IdiotHero Rusty]]''': You guys stole Pikachu and I'm here to rescue him. [[ComMons Bidoof]], GO! Bidoof, use Bite!\\
''A Team Rocket Grunt [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim pulls out a gun and shoots the Bidoof]]''\\
'''Rusty''': What?! NO! [[CombatPragmatist That's cheating]]!\\
'''Team Rocket Grunt #1''': Yeah. We're criminals. Duh. [[WhatWereYouThinking What was your plan here?]]\\
'''Rusty''': Uh, [[WrongGenreSavvy I was going to defeat each of you sequentially in Pokemon battles and then you'd give up, and then give me my Pokemon back and maybe like some money or something.]]\\
'''Team Rocket Grunt #2''': Wow. [[TooDumbToLive Dumb plan]]. [[WouldHurtAChild Tony, kill him.]]\\
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/PokemonRusty Pokemon Rusty Season 2, Episode 6: The Newest Member of Team Rocket]]'
This list shows the last 10 events of 65. Show all.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Quotes.RealityEnsues