History Quotes / ProperlyParanoid

10th Aug '16 4:38:31 PM HeyFella
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-->-- '''Franchise/Batman''', ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins''

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-->-- '''Franchise/Batman''', '''Franchise/{{Batman}}''', ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins''
10th Aug '16 4:37:51 PM HeyFella
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->''"Roman's always been paranoid. It's probably why he's lasted this long."''
-->-- '''Franchise/Batman''', ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins''
25th Jul '16 3:30:05 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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-->-- '''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Roose Bolton]]''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

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-->-- '''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Roose Bolton]]''', '''Roose Bolton''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''
14th May '16 9:50:42 AM dalek955
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->Whatever happened to basic adventurer paranoia, though? It's like these people have never had a ceiling come to life and try to smother them before!
-->-- '''Belkar''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
9th May '16 11:22:18 PM JackG
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-->-- '''Literature/{{Quiller}}''', "The Warsaw Briefing"

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-->-- '''Literature/{{Quiller}}''', "The Warsaw Briefing"Document"
9th May '16 11:21:18 PM JackG
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->You've got to learn to cross the line and live your life outside society, shut yourself away from people, cut yourself off. Values are different out there. Let a man show friendship for you and you've got to deny him, mistrust him, suspect him, and nine times out of ten you'll be wrong but it's the tenth time that'll save you from a dirty death in a cheap hotel because you'd opened the door to a man you thought was a friend. Out there you'll be alone and you'll have no one you can trust, not even the people who are running you. Not even me. If you make the wrong kind of mistake at the wrong time in the wrong place, and it looks like you're fouling up the mission or exposing the Bureau, they'll throw you to the dogs. And so will I.
-->-- '''Literature/{{Quiller}}''', "The Warsaw Briefing"
24th Apr '16 3:10:18 PM Tacitus
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-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{GURPS}} Illuminati'', [[{{Gaslighting}} written on the cover in dark grey text on black background]]

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-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{GURPS}} Illuminati'', [[{{Gaslighting}} written on the cover in dark grey text on a black background]]



-->-- '''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'''

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-->-- '''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'''
''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
24th Apr '16 9:06:42 AM Tacitus
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->''"Paranoids are only people who imagine responsibly."''
-->-- '''New Old Saying'''
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[[AC:Comic books]]

->''"Remember: A Paranoid is simply someone in possession of all the facts."''
-->-- '''Spider Jerusalem''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''

->''"Where I come from, paranoia is just another word for 'not dead yet'."''

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->''"Paranoids are only people who imagine responsibly."''
-->-- '''New Old Saying'''
----
[[AC:Comic books]]

->''"Remember: A Paranoid is simply someone in possession of all the facts."''
-->-- '''Spider Jerusalem''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''

->''"Where
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[[folder:Comic Books]]

->[[UsefulNotes/SovietRussiaUkraineAndSoOn Where
I come from, from]], paranoia is just another word for 'not "not dead yet'."''yet."



[[AC:Film--Live action]]

->''"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."''

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[[AC:Film--Live action]]

->''"Just
->Remember: A Paranoid is simply someone in possession of all the facts.
-->-- '''Spider Jerusalem''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->Just
because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."''



->''"You know what, Grady? Some people think I'm [[CrazyPrepared overly prepared]], paranoid, maybe even [[CrazyAwesome a little bit crazy]]… but they never met any pre-Cambrian lifeforms, did they?"''
-->-- '''[[CrazySurvivalist Burt Gummer]]''', ''Film/Tremors2Aftershocks''

->''"I ''always'' think ''everything'' could be a trap. Which is why I'm still alive."''

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->''"You know what, Grady? Some people think I'm [[CrazyPrepared overly prepared]], paranoid, maybe even [[CrazyAwesome a little bit crazy]]… but they never met any pre-Cambrian lifeforms, did they?"''
-->-- '''[[CrazySurvivalist Burt Gummer]]''', ''Film/Tremors2Aftershocks''

->''"I
->I ''always'' think ''everything'' could be a trap. Which is why I'm still alive."''



->''"Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale."''
-->-- '''Philo Gant''', '''''Film/StrangeDays'''''

[[AC:Music]]

->''"Are there any paranoids in the audience tonight?! Is there anyone here who's ''weak''? Heheheheh, pathetic. This song's called 'Run Like Hell'."''
-->-- '''Music/RogerWaters''', ''OnceAnEpisode; live performances of '''Music/TheWall''' in TheEighties''

[[AC:Literature]]

->''"It's one thing to believe that everyone is out to get you. Quite another when it's actually true."''
-->-- '''''Literature/TheZombieSurvivalGuide'''''

->''"A paranoiac, my friend… is a person who has gone crazy in the most intelligent, well-informed way, the world being what it is."''
-->-- '''Creator/KurtVonnegut, ''Look At The Birdie'''''

->''"Fear is what keeps a man alive in this world of treachery and deceit."''
-->-- '''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Roose Bolton]]''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->''"I live in a paranoid world. But just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean I don't have enemies. I have ''real'' enemies. Enemies that would freeze your blood if you only knew."''

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->''"Paranoia ->Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale."''
scale.
-->-- '''Philo Gant''', '''''Film/StrangeDays'''''

[[AC:Music]]

->''"Are there
''Film/StrangeDays''

->You know what, Grady? Some people think I'm [[CrazyPrepared overly prepared]], paranoid, maybe even [[CrazyAwesome a little bit crazy]]... but they never met
any paranoids in the audience tonight?! Is there anyone here who's ''weak''? Heheheheh, pathetic. This song's called 'Run Like Hell'."''
pre-Cambrian lifeforms, did they?
-->-- '''Music/RogerWaters''', ''OnceAnEpisode; live performances of '''Music/TheWall''' in TheEighties''

[[AC:Literature]]

->''"It's one thing to believe that everyone is out to get you. Quite another when it's actually true."''
-->-- '''''Literature/TheZombieSurvivalGuide'''''

->''"A paranoiac, my friend… is a person who has gone crazy in the most intelligent, well-informed way, the world being what it is."''
-->-- '''Creator/KurtVonnegut, ''Look At The Birdie'''''

->''"Fear is what keeps a man alive in this world of treachery and deceit."''
-->-- '''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Roose Bolton]]''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->''"I
'''[[CrazySurvivalist Burt Gummer]]''', ''Film/Tremors2Aftershocks''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]

->I
live in a paranoid world. But just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean I don't have enemies. I have ''real'' enemies. Enemies that would freeze your blood if you only knew."''



->Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards ''know'' it.
-->-- ''Discworld/{{Sourcery}}''

->"Why?" Gareth bleated. "What's wrong? For three days you've been running away from your own shadows..."\\
"That's right," John agreed, and there was a dangerous edge to his quiet voice. "You ever think what might happen to you if your own shadow caught you? Now ride - and ride silent."
-->-- ''Dragon's Bane''

->Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.
-->-- '''Harry Dresden''', ''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Storm Front]]''

->[[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Hastur]] was paranoid, which was simply a sensible and well-adjusted reaction to living in {{Hell}}, where they really ''were'' all out to get you.
-->-- ''Literature/GoodOmens''

->''[[CatchPhrase Constant Vigilance!]]''
-->-- '''"Mad-Eye" Moody''' [[spoiler: impersonator!]], ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire''



-->--''[[Literature/IronDruidChronicles Hounded]]''

->''"Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."''
-->-- '''Harry Dresden, ''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Storm Front]]'''''

->''"[[CatchPhrase Constant Vigilance!]]"''
-->-- '''"Mad-Eye" Moody [[spoiler: impersonator!]], ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'''''

->''Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards ''know'' it.''
-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Discworld/{{Sourcery}}''

->''"Why?" Gareth bleated. "What's wrong? For three days you've been running away from your own shadows…"''\\
''"That's right," John agreed, and there was a dangerous edge to his quiet voice. "You ever think what might happen to you if your own shadow caught you? Now ride--and ride silent."''
-->-- ''Dragon's Bane''

[[AC:Live-action TV]]

->''"When everybody is out to get you, paranoia is just straight thinking."''
-->--'''Dr. Johnny Fever''', ''Series/WKRPInCincinnati''

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-->--''[[Literature/IronDruidChronicles -->-- ''[[Literature/IronDruidChronicles Hounded]]''

->''"Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."''
->A paranoiac, my friend... is a person who has gone crazy in the most intelligent, well-informed way, the world being what it is.
-->-- '''Harry Dresden, ''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Storm Front]]'''''

->''"[[CatchPhrase Constant Vigilance!]]"''
''[[Creator/KurtVonnegut Look At The Birdie]]''

->Fear is what keeps a man alive in this world of treachery and deceit.
-->-- '''"Mad-Eye" Moody [[spoiler: impersonator!]], ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'''''

->''Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think
'''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Roose Bolton]]''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->It's one thing to believe that
everyone is out to get them. Wizards ''know'' it.''
you. Quite another when it's actually true.
-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Discworld/{{Sourcery}}''

->''"Why?" Gareth bleated. "What's wrong? For three days you've been running away from your own shadows…"''\\
''"That's right," John agreed, and there was a dangerous edge to his quiet voice. "You ever think what might happen to you if your own shadow caught you? Now ride--and ride silent."''
-->-- ''Dragon's Bane''

[[AC:Live-action TV]]

->''"When everybody is out to get you, paranoia is just straight thinking."''
-->--'''Dr. Johnny Fever''', ''Series/WKRPInCincinnati''
''Literature/TheZombieSurvivalGuide''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]



-->--''Series/BabylonFive'', "Strange Relations"

->''"Done the things I've done, there's no such thing as paranoia."''
-->-- '''Eliot, ''Series/{{Leverage}}'''''

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-->--''Series/BabylonFive'', -->-- ''Series/BabylonFive'', "Strange Relations"

->''"Done the things I've done, there's no such thing as paranoia."''
-->-- '''Eliot, ''Series/{{Leverage}}'''''
Relations"



'''Sam:''' [[BackhandedCompliment Yeah, you're living proof of that!]] ''[Mike glares at him]'' [-Well, you know, a little.-]
-->-- "Wanted Man", ''Series/BurnNotice''

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'''Sam:''' [[BackhandedCompliment Yeah, you're living proof of that!]] ''[Mike (''Mike glares at him]'' him'') [-Well, you know, a little.-]
-->-- ''Series/BurnNotice'', "Wanted Man", ''Series/BurnNotice''
Man"

->'''Cole:''' Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?\\
'''Phoebe:''' With my demon ex-husband from hell? No, Cole, I don't.
-->-- ''Series/{{Charmed}}''



'''Brigadier:''' Quartermaster Sergeant! Silver bullets, have we any?[[note]]Yes, they have.[[/note]]
-->--'''''Series/DoctorWho''''' [[note]][[Recap/DoctorWhoS26E1Battlefield Guess what end up saving the day?]][[/note]]

->'''Cole:''' Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?\\
'''Phoebe:''' With my demon ex-husband from hell? No, Cole, I don't.
-->-- ''Series/{{Charmed}}''

->''"Only the paranoid survive."''

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'''Brigadier:''' Quartermaster Sergeant! Silver bullets, have we any?[[note]]Yes, they have.[[/note]]
-->--'''''Series/DoctorWho''''' [[note]][[Recap/DoctorWhoS26E1Battlefield Guess
have, and guess what end up saving the day?]][[/note]]

->'''Cole:''' Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?\\
'''Phoebe:''' With my demon ex-husband from hell? No, Cole, I don't.
day?[[/note]]
-->-- ''Series/{{Charmed}}''

->''"Only
''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS26E1Battlefield "Battlefield"]]

->Done the things I've done, there's no such thing as paranoia.
-->-- '''Eliot, ''Series/{{Leverage}}'''''

->Only
the paranoid survive."''



->''"Paranoid is what they call people who ''imagine'' threats against their life. I '''have''' threats against my life."''
-->-- '''Garak, ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "For the Cause"'''

->''"No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough."''
-->-- '''[[DoomedByCanon Suzanne Modeski]]''', ''Series/TheXFiles'

->''"Give me a man that's not paranoid in ''this'' company and I will show you a man [[DangerousWorkplace with twelve knives in his back.]]"''

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->''"Paranoid is what they call people who ''imagine'' threats against their life. I '''have''' threats against my life."''
-->-- '''Garak, ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "For the Cause"'''

->''"No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough."''
-->-- '''[[DoomedByCanon Suzanne Modeski]]''', ''Series/TheXFiles'

->''"Give
->Give me a man that's not paranoid in ''this'' company and I will show you a man [[DangerousWorkplace with twelve knives in his back.]]"'']]



[[AC:Stand-up comedy]]

->''"How can I be paranoid… when the paranoid mother-fuckers who are making me paranoid are really out there?"''

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[[AC:Stand-up comedy]]

->''"How
->Paranoid is what they call people who ''imagine'' threats against their life. I ''have'' threats against my life.
-->-- '''Garak''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "For the Cause"

->When everybody is out to get you, paranoia is just straight thinking.
-->-- '''Dr. Johnny Fever''', ''Series/WKRPInCincinnati''

->No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough.
-->-- '''[[DoomedByCanon Suzanne Modeski]]''', ''Series/TheXFiles'

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]

->Are there any paranoids in the audience tonight?! Is there anyone here who's ''weak?'' Heheheheh, pathetic. This song's called "Run Like Hell."
-->-- '''Music/RogerWaters''', OnceAnEpisode during live performances of ''Music/TheWall'' in TheEighties

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]

->How
can I be paranoid… paranoid... when the paranoid mother-fuckers who are making me paranoid are really out there?"''there?



[[AC:Tabletop Games]]

->''They are used to ease irrational fears (which is silly; in Alpha Complex there '''are''' no irrational fears.'')
-->--''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}''

->[[color:lightgrey:''I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?'']]
-->-- ''GURPS Illuminati'', Written on the cover in dark grey text on black background.

->''"I do not know what is more terrible, that I have begun to take every possible precaution for the slightest action, or that I have been proven perfectly justified in doing so."''
-->-- '''Polo of Sealock''', ''[[Roleplay/AsteroidQuest Polo Quest]]''

[[AC:Web animation]]

->''"Everyone's always told me that I'm paranoid and need to calm down, but guess what? I'm '''alive''', and everyone who told me that is '''dead'''! That's the ultimate proof that someone doesn't know what the hell they're talking about."''
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

[[AC:Video Games]]

->''"Every time I think I'm paranoid enough, my enemies find a new way to show me different."''
-->-- '''Crimson''', '''''VideoGame/CityOfHeroes'''''

[[AC:Webcomics]]

->''"Isn't that the nice part of going mad? You realize you weren't paranoid after all."''

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[[AC:Tabletop [[/folder]]

[[folder:Tabletop
Games]]

->''They ->They are used to ease irrational fears (which is silly; in Alpha Complex there '''are''' ''are'' no irrational fears.'')
-->--''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}''

->[[color:lightgrey:''I
)
-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}''

->I
know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?'']]
enough?
-->-- ''GURPS ''TabletopGame/{{GURPS}} Illuminati'', Written [[{{Gaslighting}} written on the cover in dark grey text on black background.

->''"I do not know what is more terrible, that I have begun to take every possible precaution for the slightest action, or that I have been proven perfectly justified in doing so."''
-->-- '''Polo of Sealock''', ''[[Roleplay/AsteroidQuest Polo Quest]]''

[[AC:Web animation]]

->''"Everyone's always told me that I'm paranoid and need to calm down, but guess what? I'm '''alive''', and everyone who told me that is '''dead'''! That's the ultimate proof that someone doesn't know what the hell they're talking about."''
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

[[AC:Video
background]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video
Games]]

->''"Every ->Every time I think I'm paranoid enough, my enemies find a new way to show me different."''
different.
-->-- '''Crimson''', '''''VideoGame/CityOfHeroes'''''

[[AC:Webcomics]]

->''"Isn't
''VideoGame/CityOfHeroes''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]

->Isn't
that the nice part of going mad? You realize you weren't paranoid after all."''



->Paranoia? I rule a city where I have to [[ObfuscatingInsanity fake senility]] [[DeadlyDecadentCourt just to avoid being assassinated.]] [[RPGMechanicsVerse I took Improved Paranoia like 5 levels ago.]]
-->-- '''Lord Shojo''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''



'''Kevyn:''' Sir, it's all commercial hardware, from six different vendors with three completely unique value chains. The only way for there to be out-of-spec back doors or faults common to all these systems is if there were a secret cabal or conspiracy among ''all'' the manufacturers and vendors we used. Of course, if there were such a cabal, they probably wouldn't have ''our'' best interests in mind…\\

to:

'''Kevyn:''' Sir, it's all commercial hardware, from six different vendors with three completely unique value chains. The only way for there to be out-of-spec back doors or faults common to all these systems is if there were a secret cabal or conspiracy among ''all'' the manufacturers and vendors we used. Of course, if there were such a cabal, they probably wouldn't have ''our'' best interests in mind…\\mind...\\



'''Vexxarr:''' Oh, I dunno… always being ''right'' might have something to do with it...

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'''Vexxarr:''' Oh, I dunno… dunno... always being ''right'' might have something to do with it...



[[AC:Western Animation]]

->''"You know, the lesson here might be that fear and paranoia is a bad thing, except that's what saved us."''

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[[AC:Western [[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]

->I do not know what is more terrible, that I have begun to take every possible precaution for the slightest action, or that I have been proven perfectly justified in doing so.
-->-- '''Polo of Sealock''', ''[[Roleplay/AsteroidQuest Polo Quest]]''

->Everyone's always told me that I'm paranoid and need to calm down, but guess what? I'm '''alive''', and everyone who told me that is ''dead!'' That's the ultimate proof that someone doesn't know what the hell they're talking about. "Aliens aren't invading, Freeman. You're just being paranoid." [[SubvertedTrope "The mailman's not spying on you, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."]] What else... [[CloudCuckoolander "There's no society of anthropomorphic frog people living in the sewer, Freeman. You're just being paranoid." "Owls can't read your thoughts, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."]] Bet you wouldn't call me paranoid now if you were still alive!
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife1 Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->79. Fear everything, it's safer.
-->-- ''[[http://monsterlibrarian.com/horrorsurvive.htm Horror Survival List]]''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western
Animation]]

->''"You ->You know, the lesson here might be that fear and paranoia is a bad thing, except that's what saved us."''



[[AC:RealLife]]

->''"A paranoiac is a guy who knows a ''little'' of what's going on."''

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[[AC:RealLife]]

->''"A
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]

->Even paranoids have enemies.
-->-- '''Joseph Berke''', psychotherapist

->A
paranoiac is a guy who knows a ''little'' of what's going on."''



->''"It's not paranoia when [[ANaziByAnyOtherName they]] really are out to get you."''
-->--'''Martin Willett'''

->''79. Fear everything, it's safer.''
-->--'''''[[http://monsterlibrarian.com/horrorsurvive.htm Horror Survival List]]'''''

->''"Paranoia: You only have to be right once for it to be worthwhile."''
-->-- '''Anonymous'''

->''"Even paranoids have enemies."''
-->-- '''Joseph Berke''', psychotherapist

->''"Even a paranoid can have enemies."''
-->-- rumored to have been said by [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golda_Meir Golda Meir]] to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Kissinger Henry Kissinger]] during the 1973 Sinai talks, after he accused her of being paranoid for refusing to grant the Palestinians additional concessions

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->''"It's not paranoia when [[ANaziByAnyOtherName they]] really are out to get you."''
-->--'''Martin Willett'''

->''79. Fear everything, it's safer.''
-->--'''''[[http://monsterlibrarian.com/horrorsurvive.htm Horror Survival List]]'''''

->''"Paranoia: You only have to be right once for it to be worthwhile."''
-->-- '''Anonymous'''

->''"Even paranoids have enemies."''
-->-- '''Joseph Berke''', psychotherapist

->''"Even
->Even a paranoid can have enemies."''
enemies.
-->-- rumored to have been said by [[http://en.Allegedly '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golda_Meir Golda Meir]] Meir]]''' to [[http://en.'''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Kissinger Henry Kissinger]] Kissinger]]''' during the 1973 Sinai talks, after he accused her of being paranoid for refusing to grant the Palestinians additional concessionsconcessions

->It's not paranoia when [[ANaziByAnyOtherName they]] really are out to get you.
-->-- '''Martin Willett'''

->Paranoia: You only have to be right once for it to be worthwhile.
-->-- Anonymous

->Paranoids are only people who imagine responsibly.
-->-- New Old Saying

[[/folder]]
21st Mar '16 9:45:21 AM Eievie
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->''"You know what, Grady? Some people think I'm [[CrazyPrepared overly prepared]], paranoid, maybe even [[CrazyAwesome a little bit crazy]]...but they never met any pre-Cambrian lifeforms, did they?"''

to:

->''"You know what, Grady? Some people think I'm [[CrazyPrepared overly prepared]], paranoid, maybe even [[CrazyAwesome a little bit crazy]]...crazy]]… but they never met any pre-Cambrian lifeforms, did they?"''



->''"A paranoiac, my friend... is a person who has gone crazy in the most intelligent, well-informed way, the world being what it is."''

to:

->''"A paranoiac, my friend... friend… is a person who has gone crazy in the most intelligent, well-informed way, the world being what it is."''



-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett, ''Discworld/{{Sourcery}}'''''

->''"Why?" Gareth bleated. "What's wrong? For three days you've been running away from your own shadows..."''\\
''"That's right," John agreed, and there was a dangerous edge to his quiet voice. "You ever think what might happen to you if your own shadow caught you? Now ride -- and ride silent."''

to:

-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett, ''Discworld/{{Sourcery}}'''''

'''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Discworld/{{Sourcery}}''

->''"Why?" Gareth bleated. "What's wrong? For three days you've been running away from your own shadows..."''\\
shadows…"''\\
''"That's right," John agreed, and there was a dangerous edge to his quiet voice. "You ever think what might happen to you if your own shadow caught you? Now ride -- and ride--and ride silent."''



->''"How can I be paranoid...when the paranoid mother-fuckers who are making me paranoid are really out there?"''

to:

->''"How can I be paranoid...paranoid… when the paranoid mother-fuckers who are making me paranoid are really out there?"''



->''"Everyone's always told me that I'm paranoid and need to calm down, but guess what? I'm '''alive''', and everyone who told me that is DEAD! That's the ultimate proof that someone doesn't know what the hell they're talking about."''

to:

->''"Everyone's always told me that I'm paranoid and need to calm down, but guess what? I'm '''alive''', and everyone who told me that is DEAD! '''dead'''! That's the ultimate proof that someone doesn't know what the hell they're talking about."''



'''Kevyn:''' Sir, it's all commercial hardware, from six different vendors with three completely unique value chains. The only way for there to be out-of-spec back doors or faults common to all these systems is if there were a secret cabal or conspiracy among ''all'' the manufacturers and vendors we used. Of course, if there were such a cabal, they probably wouldn't have ''our'' best interests in mind...\\

to:

'''Kevyn:''' Sir, it's all commercial hardware, from six different vendors with three completely unique value chains. The only way for there to be out-of-spec back doors or faults common to all these systems is if there were a secret cabal or conspiracy among ''all'' the manufacturers and vendors we used. Of course, if there were such a cabal, they probably wouldn't have ''our'' best interests in mind...\\mind…\\



'''Vexxarr:''' Oh, I dunno... always being ''right'' might have something to do with it...

to:

'''Vexxarr:''' Oh, I dunno... dunno… always being ''right'' might have something to do with it...



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19th Mar '16 11:43:05 PM dalek955
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->'''Sploorfix:''' Vexxarr, why do you always have to be so cynical?\\
'''Vexxarr:''' Oh, I dunno... always being ''right'' might have something to do with it...
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}''
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