History Quotes / Pokemon

->I have seen the face of evil and it is a [[KidAppealCharacter yellow bloated]] [[CriticalResearchFailure weasel]] [[KidAppealCharacter with a lightning bolt shoved up its ass]].

->Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find out who this Cubone guy is. Any cute cartoon animal who wears the skull of [[CriticalResearchFailure one of his defeated enemies]] as headwear is my kinda cute cartoon animal.

-->-- '''Widgett Walls''', on the now-defunct ''Coming Attractions'' website, about ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''

->You want to know what hell is? It's a movie where a slew of creatures whose names you don't even know communicate just with the syllables of their names. Do you know there are sixty-five different ways of inflecting the word "[[KidAppealCharacter Pikachu]]"? DID YOU KNOW THAT? I counted. There wasn't anything else to do.

-->-- '''Eric Lurio''', [[RuleOfThree on the now-defunct]] ''[[RuleOfThree Coming Attractions]]'' [[RuleOfThree website, about]] ''[[RuleOfThree Pokémon]]''

-->--'''Elite Four Karen''', ''Pokemon Gold'' and ''Silver''

-->--'''Earl''', ''VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver''

->''There was a man and a pokemon. He loved that pokemon very much.''
->''A war began. That man's beloved pokemon took part in the war.''

->''He was given a tiny box. He wanted to bring that pokemon back. No matter what it took.''

->''He brought his beloved pokemon back.''

->''He could not forgive the world that had hurt the pokemon he loved.''

->''The pokemon that was given life must have known.....''
->''That the lives of many pokemon were taken to restore it's life.''
->''The resurrected pokemon left the man.''
-->-- '''[[spoiler: AZ's Backstory]]''', ''VideoGame/PokemonXAndY''

-->-- '''Jessie, James, and Meowth at the end of Pokemon 2000'''

"I'm not just being an old man here, seriously. First-generation Pokémon were dumb, but everything after that are, like, '''dumb'''"."\\

"I'm not just being an old man here, seriously. First-generation Pokémon were dumb, but everything after that are, like, '''dumb'''.\\

-->'''Jessie:''' Oh...I guess the bad guys...
-->'''James:''' Are finally...
-->'''Meowth:''' The good guys!
-->'''Jessie:''' So we're not bad!
-->'''James:''' That's good!
-->'''Meowth:''' What if the Boss finds out?
-->'''James:''' That's bad!
-->'''Jessie:''' We'll start our own team.
-->'''James:''' That's good!
-->'''Meowth:''' But we got no money!
-->'''James:''' That's bad!
-->'''Jessie:''' Then we'll just steal some!
-->'''James:''' That's good! Or is that bad?

-->-- '''Widgett Walls''', on the now-defunct ''Coming Attractions'' website, about ''[[{{Pokemon}} Pokémon]]''

->''The pokemon that was given life must of known.....''

'''Jessie:''' Oh...I guess the bad guys...

-->-- '''-Jessie, James, and Meowth at the end of Pokemon 2000'''

-->--'''Jessie:''' Oh...I guess the bad guys...

-->--
-->'''-Jessie, James, and Meowth at the end of Pokemon 2000'''

-->-- '''Widgett Walls''', on the now-defunct ''Coming Attractions'' website, about [[Film/{{Pokemon}} the first ''Pokémon'' movie]]

-->-- '''Eric Lurio''', [[RuleOfThree on the now-defunct ''Coming Attractions'' website, about ''Pokémon'']]

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->''Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. [[StopHavingFunGuys That is only the selfish perception of]] [[SmogonUniversity people.]] Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites.''

->''Several Years later...."

-->--'''Professor Oak''', ''Pokémon Red'', ''Blue'' and ''Yellow'

-->--'''Valigarmander''' on the FridgeLogic that permeates the series in general, [[http://i46.tinypic.com/o0v3sy.jpg particularly the Pokédex entries]].