History Quotes / ParanoiaGambit

3rd Apr '16 4:15:40 PM TheWanderer
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->It's tough to compromise a well thought out security system, but making someone ''think'' you can compromise it, well, that's much easier.
-->--'''Michael Weston''', ''Series/BurnNotice''
17th Nov '14 2:24:18 PM Belphegor
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->A man was happily working hard on his vegetable field. As the crop was just about ready, vegetables started disappearing night after night. One night passes, and two, and so on. After a while, the farmer is tired on the thief and puts a sign: "To those that may concern. One tomato is now infested with AIDS." The next morning, no other vegetables disappeared, but he found a message next to his: "Now there are two. Have a nice day."

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->A man was happily working hard on his vegetable field. As the crop was just about ready, vegetables started disappearing night after night. One night passes, and two, and so on. After a while, the farmer is tired on of the thief and puts a sign: "To those that may concern. One tomato is now infested with AIDS." The next morning, no other vegetables disappeared, but he found a message next to his: "Now there are two. Have a nice day."
16th Nov '12 11:38:02 PM dalek955
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->On the second hole, the champion was cranking back for his swing when the lousy golfer snuck up behind him and yelled "GOTCHA!" The ball went off into some trees, and the good golfer took ''nine'' hits to get it back to the hole. For the rest of the game he played horribly, even worse than the bad golfer. After the gloating bad golfer had collected his winnings and gone home, the champion's caddy asked him what had been wrong with him. The champ turned a tormented expression on him and asked "Do you know what it's LIKE [[ParanoiaFuel waiting for that second gotcha]]?!"

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->On the second hole, the champion was cranking back for his swing when the lousy golfer snuck up behind him and yelled "GOTCHA!" The swing went wild, the ball went off into some trees, and the good golfer took ''nine'' hits to get it back to the hole. For the rest of the game he played horribly, even worse than the bad golfer. After the gloating bad golfer had collected his winnings and gone home, the champion's caddy asked him what had been wrong with him. The champ turned a tormented expression on him and asked "Do you know what it's LIKE [[ParanoiaFuel waiting for that second gotcha]]?!"
16th Nov '12 11:35:13 PM dalek955
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-->-- '''Old golfing joke'''

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-->-- '''Old golfing golf joke'''
3rd Aug '11 3:50:53 PM RedWren
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->-- '''Folklore joke'''

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->-- '''Klaus''', ''American Dad''

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->-- -->-- '''Klaus''', ''American Dad''



->-- '''Old golfing joke'''

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->--'''Lord Vetinari''', [[MagnificentBastard master of this trope]], ''Discworld/MakingMoney''

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->--'''Lord -->--'''Lord Vetinari''', [[MagnificentBastard master of this trope]], ''Discworld/MakingMoney''



->--'''{{Garfield}}'''

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->--'''{{Garfield}}'''-->--'''{{Garfield}}'''
16th Jun '11 11:05:09 PM KrisMahai
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-->-- '''Folklore joke'''

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-->-- '''Klaus''', ''American Dad''

->There was a champion golfer, who once jokingly challenged the worst golfer in the club to a contest. The bad golfer unexpectedly agreed, on the condition that he get two 'gotchas'. The good golfer didn't understand, but figured it couldn't be too bad. On the first hole, the good golfer made the hole in one shot--he was in good form today, even for him--and the bad golfer took six hits. The good golfer asked the bad one if he would like to cancel the bet, but the bad golfer reminded him that "I still have two gotchas."

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-->-- ->-- '''Klaus''', ''American Dad''

->There -> There was a champion golfer, who once jokingly challenged the worst golfer in the club to a contest. The bad golfer unexpectedly agreed, on the condition that he get two 'gotchas'. The good golfer didn't understand, but figured it couldn't be too bad. On the first hole, the good golfer made the hole in one shot--he was in good form today, even for him--and the bad golfer took six hits. The good golfer asked the bad one if he would like to cancel the bet, but the bad golfer reminded him that "I still have two gotchas."



-->-- '''Old golfing joke'''

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-->-- ->-- '''Old golfing joke'''



-->--'''Lord Vetinari''', [[MagnificentBastard master of this trope]], ''Discworld/MakingMoney''

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-->--'''Lord ->--'''Lord Vetinari''', [[MagnificentBastard master of this trope]], ''Discworld/MakingMoney''
''Discworld/MakingMoney''

->''"Just playing with your paranoia."''
->--'''{{Garfield}}'''
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2nd Jun '11 8:08:09 AM dalek955
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-->-- ''Folklore joke''

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-->-- ''Folklore joke''
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-->-- Klaus, ''American Dad''

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-->-- Klaus, '''Klaus''', ''American Dad''


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->There is more than one way of racking a man, Drumknott. In fact, you let him build his own rack, and let him turn the screw all by himself.
-->--'''Lord Vetinari''', [[MagnificentBastard master of this trope]], ''Discworld/MakingMoney''
26th May '11 1:47:45 PM dalek955
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->On the second hole, the champion was cranking back for his swing when the lousy golfer snuck up behind him and yelled "GOTCHA!" The ball went off into some trees, and the good golfer took ''nine'' hits to get it back to the hole. For the rest of the game he played horribly, even worse than the bad golfer. After the gloating bad golfer had collected his winnings and gone home, the champion's caddy asked him what had been wrong with him. The champ turned a tormented expression on him and asked "Do you know that it's LIKE [[ParanoiaFuel waiting for that second gotcha]]?!"

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->On the second hole, the champion was cranking back for his swing when the lousy golfer snuck up behind him and yelled "GOTCHA!" The ball went off into some trees, and the good golfer took ''nine'' hits to get it back to the hole. For the rest of the game he played horribly, even worse than the bad golfer. After the gloating bad golfer had collected his winnings and gone home, the champion's caddy asked him what had been wrong with him. The champ turned a tormented expression on him and asked "Do you know that what it's LIKE [[ParanoiaFuel waiting for that second gotcha]]?!"
26th May '11 1:33:53 PM dalek955
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->On the second hole, the champion was cranking back for his swing when the lousy golfer snuck up behind him and yelled "GOTCHA!" The ball went off into some trees, and the good golfer took ''nine'' hits to get it back to the hole. For the rest of the game he played horribly, even worse than the bad golfer. After the gloating bad golfer had collected his winnings and gone home, the champion's caddy asked him what had been wrong with him. The champ tunred a tormented expression on him and asked "Do you know that it's LIKE [[ParanoiaFuel waiting for that second gotcha]]?!"

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->On the second hole, the champion was cranking back for his swing when the lousy golfer snuck up behind him and yelled "GOTCHA!" The ball went off into some trees, and the good golfer took ''nine'' hits to get it back to the hole. For the rest of the game he played horribly, even worse than the bad golfer. After the gloating bad golfer had collected his winnings and gone home, the champion's caddy asked him what had been wrong with him. The champ tunred turned a tormented expression on him and asked "Do you know that it's LIKE [[ParanoiaFuel waiting for that second gotcha]]?!"
26th May '11 1:33:42 PM dalek955
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->On the second hole, the champion was cranking back for his swing when the lousy golfer snuck up behind him and yelled "GOTCHA!" The ball went off into some trees, and the good golfer took ''nine'' hits to get it back to the hole. For the rest of the game he played horribly, even worse than the bad golfer. After the gloating bad golfer had collected his winnings and gone home, the champion's caddy asked him what had been wrong with him. The champ tunred a tormented expression on him and asked "Do you know that it's LIKE [[ParanoiaFuel waiting for that second gotcha?!"

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->On the second hole, the champion was cranking back for his swing when the lousy golfer snuck up behind him and yelled "GOTCHA!" The ball went off into some trees, and the good golfer took ''nine'' hits to get it back to the hole. For the rest of the game he played horribly, even worse than the bad golfer. After the gloating bad golfer had collected his winnings and gone home, the champion's caddy asked him what had been wrong with him. The champ tunred a tormented expression on him and asked "Do you know that it's LIKE [[ParanoiaFuel waiting for that second gotcha?!"gotcha]]?!"
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