History Quotes / OnlyAFleshWound

10th Jul '17 12:32:22 PM Kadorhal
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->'''Nerd:''' Cool, so is this Season 1 where you kill every mother[[SoundEffectBleep ***]]er with a pulse, or Season 2 & 3 where you just give people crippling injuries that will make every day of the rest of their lives a living hell?\\

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->'''Nerd:''' Cool, so is this Season 1 where you kill every mother[[SoundEffectBleep ***]]er with a pulse, or Season 2 & 3 where you just give people crippling injuries that will make every day of the rest of their lives a living hell?\\hell on earth?\\



'''Nerd:''' Got it, injuries, hell on earth, et cetera. ''(Nerd draws and readies an arrow)'' Non-lethal, non-lethal... ''(he releases)'' Zing!\\
''(arrow hits the first guard [[EyeScream in the eye]] and kills him)''\\

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'''Nerd:''' ''(draws and readies an arrow)'' Got it, injuries, hell on earth, et cetera. ''(Nerd draws and readies an arrow)'' Non-lethal, non-lethal... ''(he releases)'' Zing!\\
''(arrow hits the first guard [[EyeScream in the eye]] and kills eye]], immediately killing him)''\\



'''Henchman:''' ''(begins [[BloodyHilarious bleeding profusely from his arrow-wound]])'' Oh my God! [[OwMyBodyPart My femoral artory!]] ''(he immediately falls over, dead)''\\

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'''Henchman:''' ''(begins [[BloodyHilarious bleeding profusely bleeding]] from his arrow-wound]])'' arrow-wound)'' Oh my God! [[OwMyBodyPart My femoral artory!]] ''(he immediately falls over, also dead)''\\
9th Jul '17 11:35:58 PM Kadorhal
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-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Pretenders"

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-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Pretenders""Pretenders"

->'''Nerd:''' Cool, so is this Season 1 where you kill every mother[[SoundEffectBleep ***]]er with a pulse, or Season 2 & 3 where you just give people crippling injuries that will make every day of the rest of their lives a living hell?\\
'''Series/{{Arrow}}:''' I'm not a killer. I know that now.\\
'''Nerd:''' Got it, injuries, hell on earth, et cetera. ''(Nerd draws and readies an arrow)'' Non-lethal, non-lethal... ''(he releases)'' Zing!\\
''(arrow hits the first guard [[EyeScream in the eye]] and kills him)''\\
'''Nerd:''' Whoops. Okay, I can do this. ''(readies and fires another arrow)'' Zing!\\
''(it hits the next guard in the eye as well)''\\
'''Arrow:''' ''I said no killing!''\\
'''Nerd:''' Henchmen eyes are like arrow-magnets! I got this! ''(readies and fires a third arrow'') Zing!\\
'''Henchman:''' ''(takes the arrow to the thigh)'' Ow!\\
'''Nerd:''' ''Yes!'' Consider him incapacitated!\\
'''Henchman:''' ''(begins [[BloodyHilarious bleeding profusely from his arrow-wound]])'' Oh my God! [[OwMyBodyPart My femoral artory!]] ''(he immediately falls over, dead)''\\
'''Nerd:''' Whew, this human body is ''complicated.''
-->--''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "The Nerd on Creator/TheCW"
16th Sep '15 4:26:41 AM Odon
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-->-- '''Vila''' in the ''Series/BlakesSeven'' fanfic [[http://hermit.org/Blakes7/Library/DispStor.cgi?SR=52830&ST=0578&COUNT "Limiters"]]

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-->-- '''Vila''' in the ''Series/BlakesSeven'' fanfic [[http://hermit.org/Blakes7/Library/DispStor.cgi?SR=52830&ST=0578&COUNT "Limiters"]]"Limiters"]]

->'''Reese:''' [Winces] I think it missed the major blood vessel, Shaw.
->'''Shaw:''' [[NoSympathy Oh, but your deltoid is gonna hurt like hell.]]
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Pretenders"
24th Apr '15 5:41:50 AM StFan
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-->-- '''Acastus Kolya''' after Sheppard expresses surprise at his survival, ''Series/StargateAtlantis''

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-->-- '''Acastus Kolya''' after (after Sheppard expresses surprise at his survival, survival), ''Series/StargateAtlantis''



-->-- '''[[http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/sidearmexotic.php Atomic Rocketships of the Space Patrol]]''', "Exotic Sidearms"

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-->-- '''[[http://www.''[[http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/sidearmexotic.php Atomic Rocketships of the Space Patrol]]''', Patrol]]'', "Exotic Sidearms"
5th Apr '15 6:26:06 AM LongLiveHumour
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->''"Dunno why they call it a flesh wound. I mean, what if they'd got me in the ticker, eh? Without hitting any bones? I can see it my tombstone now: 'Vila Restal. Just a flesh wound, they said'."

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->''"Dunno why they call it a flesh wound. I mean, what if they'd got me in the ticker, eh? Without hitting any bones? I can see it my tombstone now: 'Vila Restal. Just a flesh wound, they said'.""''
5th Apr '15 6:25:41 AM LongLiveHumour
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->''"Dunno why they call it a flesh wound. I mean, what if they'd got me in the ticker, eh? Without hitting any bones? I can see it my tombstone now: 'Vila Restal. Just a flesh wound, they said'."
-->-- '''Vila''' in the ''Series/BlakesSeven'' fanfic [[http://hermit.org/Blakes7/Library/DispStor.cgi?SR=52830&ST=0578&COUNT "Limiters"]]
28th Feb '15 12:18:05 AM erforce
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->"Anyone who has been shot in the leg and tried to walk immediately afterward was not hired as the technical consultant on this movie."
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Gunmen'' (1994)

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->"Anyone ->''"Anyone who has been shot in the leg and tried to walk immediately afterward was not hired as the technical consultant on this movie."
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''
"''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert'''
on ''Gunmen'' (1994)



-->-- ''ForrestGump''

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-->-- ''ForrestGump''
''Film/ForrestGump''



-->--''BeverlyHillsCop''

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-->--''BeverlyHillsCop''
-->-- ''Film/BeverlyHillsCop''



-->--'''Ayatani Zweil''' considers this trope, ''[[Literature/GauntsGhosts His Last Command]]''

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-->--'''Ayatani -->-- '''Ayatani Zweil''' considers this trope, ''[[Literature/GauntsGhosts His Last Command]]''



-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''', reviewing ''Literature/NightWatch''

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-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''', -->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', reviewing ''Literature/NightWatch''



-->--'''Acastus Kolya''' after Sheppard expresses surprise at his survival, ''Series/StargateAtlantis''

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-->--'''Acastus -->-- '''Acastus Kolya''' after Sheppard expresses surprise at his survival, ''Series/StargateAtlantis''



-->--'''[[http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/sidearmexotic.php Atomic Rocketships of the Space Patrol]]''', "Exotic Sidearms"
----

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-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/sidearmexotic.php Atomic Rocketships of the Space Patrol]]''', "Exotic Sidearms"
----
Sidearms"
17th Feb '15 8:14:40 PM Discar
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->'''Dr. [=McNinja=]:''' I see. You're refusing to leave without me.
->'''Death:''' I'm afraid so.
->'''Dr. [=McNinja=]:''' Well, I'm sorry, but all those bullet holes.... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis They're. Just. FLESH WOUNDS!!!!]]

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->'''Dr. [=McNinja=]:''' I see. You're refusing to leave without me.
->'''Death:'''
me.\\
'''Death:'''
I'm afraid so.
->'''Dr.
so.\\
'''Dr.
[=McNinja=]:''' Well, I'm sorry, but all those bullet holes.... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis They're. Just. FLESH WOUNDS!!!!]]



->'''Sophie Western:''' "Mr Jones, your arm is broken!"
->'''Tom Jones:''' "Indeed, madame. But I have another, to walk you home."

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->'''Sophie Western:''' "Mr Jones, your arm is broken!"
->'''Tom
broken!"\\
'''Tom
Jones:''' "Indeed, madame. But I have another, to walk you home."



->'''Mal:''' The leg is ''good''. Lots of bleeding, and we avoid any unnecessary organs.
->'''Guard:''' I was thinking more of a graze...
->'''Mal:''' Well, we don't want it to look like you just gave up.

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->'''Mal:''' The leg is ''good''. Lots of bleeding, and we avoid any unnecessary organs.
->'''Guard:'''
organs.\\
'''Guard:'''
I was thinking more of a graze...
->'''Mal:'''
graze...\\
'''Mal:'''
Well, we don't want it to look like you just gave up.
18th Jul '14 3:09:17 PM TheOneWhoTropes
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-->--'''Ayatani Zweil''' considers this trope, ''[[GauntsGhosts His Last Command]]''

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-->--'''Ayatani Zweil''' considers this trope, ''[[GauntsGhosts ''[[Literature/GauntsGhosts His Last Command]]''



-->--'''RogerEbert''', reviewing ''Literature/NightWatch''

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-->--'''RogerEbert''', -->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''', reviewing ''Literature/NightWatch''
27th May '13 2:03:19 PM StarSword
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-->-- '''Film/TomJones'''

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-->-- '''Film/TomJones'''
''[[Literature/TheHistoryOfTomJonesAFoundling Tom Jones]]''
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