History Quotes / OldMaster

21st Apr '14 5:08:09 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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-->--'''Jetfire''', '''''[[TransformersFilmSeries Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]'''''

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-->--'''Jetfire''', '''''[[TransformersFilmSeries Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]'''''
'''''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'''''
25th Mar '14 11:22:29 AM IchigoMontoya
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-->-- '''Ravel''', '''''{{Planescape Torment}}'''''

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-->-- '''Ravel''', '''''{{Planescape Torment}}'''''
'''''PlanescapeTorment'''''



-> ''"A person of invariable knowledge, wisdom and perspective. They may not look much, being old decrepit men whose chief personality is [[BadassBeard "Beard"]] -- but one thing is for sure: They can kill you eight ways from Sunday and still make it back in time for reruns of the Rockford Files. Sadly, one thing is always for sure: [[TheObiWan They will always inexplicably die or disappear right when you could actually use them]]."''

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-> ''"A person of invariable knowledge, wisdom and perspective. They may not look much, being old decrepit men whose chief personality is [[BadassBeard "Beard"]] -- but one thing is for sure: They can kill you eight ways from Sunday and still make it back in time for reruns of the Rockford Files. Sadly, one thing is always for sure: [[TheObiWan [[MentorOccupationalHazard They will always inexplicably die or disappear right when you could actually use them]]."''



->''"[[FightingDirty Boot to the head]]."''

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->''"[[FightingDirty ->''"[[TryingToCatchMeFightingDirty Boot to the head]]."''
13th Sep '12 5:44:49 PM TBeholder
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-->-- '''Lu-Tze''', ''Discworld/ThiefOfTime'', Rule One

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-->-- '''Lu-Tze''', ''Discworld/ThiefOfTime'', [[RuleNumberOne Rule One
One]]
13th Sep '12 5:43:46 PM TBeholder
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-> '''Mythanthar''' (spoiling a hastily called trial [[FakingTheDead over his death]]): The problem with you younglings is that you're all so lazy, so impatient. You neglect to check every last detail of your spells, and so earn nasty surprises from their side effects. You don't bother to ensure that your victims--even foolish old mages--are truly dead.
->-- ''[[ForgottenRealms Elminster In Myth Drannor]]'' by Ed Greenwood.

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-> '''Mythanthar''' (spoiling a hastily called trial [[FakingTheDead over his death]]): The problem with you younglings is that you're all so lazy, so impatient. You neglect to check every last detail of your spells, and so earn nasty surprises from their side effects. You [[NeverFoundTheBody don't bother to ensure ensure]] that your victims--even foolish old mages--are truly dead.
->-- ''[[ForgottenRealms ''[[Literature/TheElminsterSeries Elminster In Myth Drannor]]'' by Ed Greenwood.
16th May '12 3:20:07 PM TheOneWhoTropes
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-->--'''[[http://magiccards.info/7e/en/53.html ''Venerable Monk'']]''', '''''MagicTheGathering'''''


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-->--'''[[http://magiccards.info/7e/en/53.html ''Venerable Monk'']]''', '''''MagicTheGathering'''''

'''''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'''''




-->-- '''''{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/ on]] {{Bioware}}'s "Wise Mentor" archetype.

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-->-- '''''{{Cracked}}''''', '''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/ on]] {{Bioware}}'s "Wise Mentor" archetype.
24th Apr '11 5:29:39 PM TBeholder
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-> '''Amaranthae Auglamyr''': Do you elders know ''everything?''

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-> '''Amaranthae Auglamyr''': Auglamyr'''(discovering that her cousin's hobbies aren't quite a secret): Do you elders know ''everything?''



-> '''Mythanthar''': The problem with you younglings is that you're all so lazy, so impatient. You neglect to check every last detail of your spells, and so earn nasty surprises from their side effects. You don't bother to ensure that your victims--even foolish old mages--are truly dead.

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-> '''Mythanthar''': '''Mythanthar''' (spoiling a hastily called trial [[FakingTheDead over his death]]): The problem with you younglings is that you're all so lazy, so impatient. You neglect to check every last detail of your spells, and so earn nasty surprises from their side effects. You don't bother to ensure that your victims--even foolish old mages--are truly dead.
24th Apr '11 5:06:13 PM TBeholder
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-> '''Amaranthae Auglamyr''': Do you elders know ''everything?''
-> '''Srinshee''': Enough to keep ourselves entertained.
-> '''Uldreiyn Starym''': 'Tis a common mistake of the young and vigorous, to believe their elders have forgotten to see, or think, or remember things--when what we've really forgotten to do is scare younglings into respecting us, thoroughly and often.
-> [...]
-> '''Mythanthar''': The problem with you younglings is that you're all so lazy, so impatient. You neglect to check every last detail of your spells, and so earn nasty surprises from their side effects. You don't bother to ensure that your victims--even foolish old mages--are truly dead.
->-- ''[[ForgottenRealms Elminster In Myth Drannor]]'' by Ed Greenwood.
21st Apr '11 8:17:45 PM Camacan
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-> I have forgotten more of the Art than you shall... '''EVER'''... '''KNOW'''.
-->-- '''Ravel''', ''{{Planescape Torment}}''

->Let me show you how we brought the pain in ''my'' day!
-->--'''Jetfire''', ''[[TransformersFilmSeries Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]''

-> "I rely not so much on the wisdom of age as on the overconfidence of youth."
-->--'''[[http://magiccards.info/7e/en/53.html ''Venerable Monk'']]''', ''MagicTheGathering''

-> "A person of invariable knowledge, wisdom and perspective. They may not look much, being old decrepit men whose chief personality is [[BadassBeard "Beard"]] - but one thing is for sure: They can kill you eight ways from Sunday and still make it back in time for reruns of the Rockford Files. Sadly, one thing is always for sure: [[TheObiWan They will always inexplicably die or disappear right when you could actually use them]].
-->-- '''{{Cracked}}.com''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/ on]] {{Bioware}}'s "Wise Mentor" archetype.

->''"Never act incautiously when confronted by a little bald wrinkly smiling man!"''\\
-- Rule One, according to Lu-Tze, from TerryPratchett's ''Discworld/ThiefOfTime''

->''"[[FightingDirty Boot to the head]]."''\\
-- Old Master, TheFrantics' ''Tae Kwon Leep''

-> "I am not faster than you--you are faster than me! It's just that I move while you are still thinking of moving."
-->-- An OldMaster to a martial arts student

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-> I have forgotten more of the Art than you shall... '''EVER'''... '''KNOW'''.
-->-- '''Ravel''', ''{{Planescape Torment}}''

->Let me show you how we brought the pain in ''my'' day!
-->--'''Jetfire''', ''[[TransformersFilmSeries Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]''

-> "I
''"I rely not so much on the wisdom of age as on the overconfidence of youth."
"''
-->--'''[[http://magiccards.info/7e/en/53.html ''Venerable Monk'']]''', ''MagicTheGathering''

'''''MagicTheGathering'''''


->''"Let me show you how we brought the pain in ''my'' day!"''
-->--'''Jetfire''', '''''[[TransformersFilmSeries Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]'''''

-> "A ''"I am not faster than you--you are faster than me! It's just that I move while you are still thinking of moving."''
-->-- An '''OldMaster''', to a martial arts student

-> ''"I have forgotten more of the Art than you shall... ''ever''... ''know''!"''
-->-- '''Ravel''', '''''{{Planescape Torment}}'''''

->''"Age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill."''
-->-- Fencer's Adage

->''"Never act incautiously when confronted by a little bald wrinkly smiling man!"''
-->-- '''Lu-Tze''', ''Discworld/ThiefOfTime'', Rule One

-> ''"A
person of invariable knowledge, wisdom and perspective. They may not look much, being old decrepit men whose chief personality is [[BadassBeard "Beard"]] - -- but one thing is for sure: They can kill you eight ways from Sunday and still make it back in time for reruns of the Rockford Files. Sadly, one thing is always for sure: [[TheObiWan They will always inexplicably die or disappear right when you could actually use them]].
them]]."''
-->-- '''{{Cracked}}.com''', '''''{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/ on]] {{Bioware}}'s "Wise Mentor" archetype.

->''"Never act incautiously when confronted by a little bald wrinkly smiling man!"''\\
-- Rule One, according to Lu-Tze, from TerryPratchett's ''Discworld/ThiefOfTime''

->''"[[FightingDirty Boot to the head]]."''\\
-- Old Master, TheFrantics' ''Tae Kwon Leep''

-> "I am not faster than you--you are faster than me! It's just that I move while you are still thinking of moving."
"''
-->-- An OldMaster to a martial arts student'''Tae Kwon Leep''', '''''TheFrantics'''''



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13th Jan '11 12:20:00 AM troacctid
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-- Rule One, according to Lu-Tze, from TerryPratchett's ''{{Discworld}}''

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-- Rule One, according to Lu-Tze, from TerryPratchett's ''{{Discworld}}''
''Discworld/ThiefOfTime''
5th Nov '10 5:48:55 PM wswordsmen
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->''"Never act incautiously when confronted by a little bald wrinkly smiling man!"''\\
-- Rule One, according to Lu-Tze, from TerryPratchett's ''{{Discworld}}''

->''"[[FightingDirty Boot to the head]]."''\\
-- Old Master, TheFrantics' ''Tae Kwon Leep''
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