History Quotes / OffModel

11th Sep '15 1:04:51 AM Gorank
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-> '''Joey''': ''"Hey Kaiba, since Marik entered the tournament under a fake name, shouldn't he be disqualified?"''\\
'''Kaiba''': ''"The only person who should be disqualified around here is whoever made Tristan black in this shot."''\\
'''Tristan''': ''[having darker skin than usual]'' ''"Don't you be hatin' on my blackface, playa!"''

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-> '''Joey''': ''"Hey Kaiba, since Marik entered the tournament under a fake name, shouldn't he be disqualified?"''\\
disqualified?"''
->
'''Kaiba''': ''"The only person who should be disqualified around here is whoever made Tristan black in this shot."''\\
"''
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'''Tristan''': ''[having darker skin than usual]'' ''"Don't you be hatin' on my blackface, playa!"''



-> '''Mr. Smitty''': ''What's wrong with this picture? ''\\
'''Rocko''': ''Uh, Bunnyman's got three whiskers?''\\
'''Mr. Smitty''': ''Yeah,''\\
'''Rocko''': ''But everyone knows Bunnyman has four whiskers.''\\
'''Mr. Smitty''': ''Right. [[BadBoss SO FIX THEM! ALL OF THEM!]]''

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-> '''Mr. Smitty''': ''What's wrong with this picture? ''\\
''
->
'''Rocko''': ''Uh, Bunnyman's got three whiskers?''\\
whiskers?''
->
'''Mr. Smitty''': ''Yeah,''\\
''Yeah,''
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'''Rocko''': ''But everyone knows Bunnyman has four whiskers.''\\
''
->
'''Mr. Smitty''': ''Right. [[BadBoss SO FIX THEM! ALL OF THEM!]]''
13th Aug '15 4:09:27 AM system
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12th Aug '15 8:04:50 PM McShane
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->Madam Tussauds in Las Vegas unveiled their first Music/NickiMinaj wax figure yesterday and well, I guess those bitches were on a tight deadline and an even tighter budget, because that doesnít even come close to looking like her in the face. 2006 Nicki Minaj looks more like current day Nicki Minaj than that wax figure does and thatís saying everything. Yes, that wax figureís ass is probably made of the same materials that Nickiís actual ass is made of, but the similarities end there.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/08/05/open-post-hosted-by-the-nicki-minaj-wax-figure-that-doesnt-look-like-nicki-minaj/ Michael K.]]'''

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->Madam Tussauds in Las Vegas unveiled their first Music/NickiMinaj wax figure yesterday ->Tom is trying to get his 4-game suspension overturned and well, I guess those bitches were on a tight deadline and an even tighter budget, because both sides argued or whatever, but who cares about any of that doesnít even come close when thereís [[http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tombraadycourtroomsketch2015-500x375.jpg true art]] to looking like discuss! The courtroom sketch artiste Jane Rosenberg really worked her in the face. 2006 Nicki Minaj looks more like current day Nicki Minaj than that wax figure does artistic magic and thatís saying everything. Yes, that wax figureís ass is probably made of the same materials that Nickiís actual ass is made of, but the similarities end there.
turned Tom Brady into a sad zombie ''WesternAnimation/{{Thundercat}}s with mange.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/08/05/open-post-hosted-by-the-nicki-minaj-wax-figure-that-doesnt-look-like-nicki-minaj/ com/2015/08/12/open-post-hosted-by-this-gorgeous-courtroom-sketch-of-tom-brady/ Michael K.]]'''
]]''', "A Marc Anthony sculpture made out of an old tree"
5th Aug '15 6:50:19 PM johnnyfog
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->Madam Tussauds in Las Vegas unveiled their first Music/NickiMinaj wax figure yesterday and well, I guess those bitches were on a tight deadline and an even tighter budget, because that doesnít even come close to looking like her in the face. 2006 Nicki Minaj looks more like current day Nicki Minaj than that wax figure does and thatís saying everything. Yes, that wax figureís ass is probably made of the same materials that Nickiís actual ass is made of, but the similarities end there.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/08/05/open-post-hosted-by-the-nicki-minaj-wax-figure-that-doesnt-look-like-nicki-minaj/ Michael K.]]'''
16th Jan '15 7:51:47 AM johnnyfog
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->This is kind of a delicate subject, but: I feel like thereís been a marked decline in the quality of the ''ComicStrip/Apartment3G'' art over the past year or so; artist Frank Bolle will be turning 91 this year and I wonder how much longer heíll be up for doing the strip. Today Tommie has wandered so far off-model that it seems that even the syndicate colorists have failed to recognize her and given her the wrong hair color. Honestly, the strip could use the infusion of new energy from a younger artist like the ones who took over ''ComicStrip/JudgeParker'' and ''ComicStrip/GilThorp'' in the past decade. It wouldíve been particularly nice to have someone new in place in time for the steamy shower lesbian three-way ''Apartment 3-G'' fans have been waiting for literally since the day the strip launched in 1961.
-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''', [[http://joshreads.com/?p=23906 "Lotta people just relax in the shower, itís a totally normal thing to do"]]
23rd Jul '14 10:57:04 AM Gorank
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'''Rocko''':''Uh, Bunnyman's got three whiskers?''\\

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'''Rocko''':''Uh, '''Rocko''': ''Uh, Bunnyman's got three whiskers?''\\
23rd Jul '14 10:56:45 AM Gorank
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-->'''Snowflake''': {{You fool}}! Do you realize what you have done??
-->'''Takahashi''': You started the fight scene! Now we're all going to be drawn by the... 3rd String Backup Animation Team!!
-->'''Glutes''': [[BodyHorror My god, what have I done? AAAAAAAAA! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY BODY??]]

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-->'''Snowflake''': ->'''Snowflake''': {{You fool}}! Do you realize what you have done??
-->'''Takahashi''': ->'''Takahashi''': You started the fight scene! Now we're all going to be drawn by the... 3rd String Backup Animation Team!!
-->'''Glutes''': ->'''Glutes''': [[BodyHorror My god, what have I done? AAAAAAAAA! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY BODY??]]



--> '''Joey''': ''"Hey Kaiba, since Marik entered the tournament under a fake name, shouldn't he be disqualified?"'' \\
'''Kaiba''': ''"The only person who should be disqualified around here is whoever made Tristan black in this shot."'' \\

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--> -> '''Joey''': ''"Hey Kaiba, since Marik entered the tournament under a fake name, shouldn't he be disqualified?"'' \\
disqualified?"''\\
'''Kaiba''': ''"The only person who should be disqualified around here is whoever made Tristan black in this shot."'' \\"''\\



--> '''Mr. Smitty''': ''What's wrong with this picture? '' \\
'''Rocko''':''Uh, Bunnyman's got three whiskers?'' \\
'''Mr. Smitty''': ''Yeah,'' \\
'''Rocko''': ''But everyone knows Bunnyman has four whiskers.'' \\

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--> -> '''Mr. Smitty''': ''What's wrong with this picture? '' \\
''\\
'''Rocko''':''Uh, Bunnyman's got three whiskers?'' \\
whiskers?''\\
'''Mr. Smitty''': ''Yeah,'' \\
''Yeah,''\\
'''Rocko''': ''But everyone knows Bunnyman has four whiskers.'' \\''\\



--> '''Barley''': ''The [[{{VideoGame/GoldenEye1997}} shotgun]] looks like a fucking 70's station wagon.''

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--> -> '''Barley''': ''The [[{{VideoGame/GoldenEye1997}} shotgun]] looks like a fucking 70's station wagon.''



--> ''"I present to you the fairest maiden... what the hell is wrong with your face?!"''

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--> -> ''"I present to you the fairest maiden... what the hell is wrong with your face?!"''
10th Mar '14 3:52:23 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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->''"I felt awful when I saw how my work on ''Gulliver'' had been mangled by half-assed inking and bad in-betweening. If i hadn't signed a contract, I would have left on the spot."''

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->''"I felt awful when I saw how my work on ''Gulliver'' had been mangled by half-assed inking and bad in-betweening. If i I hadn't signed a contract, I would have left on the spot."''



->''"Lady, what the hell is up with your head?! Seriously, what is up with it?! Honestly, it's bigger than that giant Eileen head from ''SilentHill 4''! Geez, what is up with the art for this book?! Seriously lady, somebody needs to photoshop that thing back to the right size, because right now that melon has scared me more than the demons, monsters and undead wife!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' as Dr. Troy Abernathy on the artwork of ''SilentHill: Dying Inside''

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->''"Lady, what the hell is up with your head?! Seriously, what is up with it?! Honestly, it's bigger than that giant Eileen head from ''SilentHill 4''! ''VideoGame/SilentHill4''! Geez, what is up with the art for this book?! Seriously lady, somebody needs to photoshop that thing back to the right size, because right now that melon has scared me more than the demons, monsters and undead wife!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' as Dr. Troy Abernathy on the artwork of ''SilentHill: ''ComicBook/SilentHill: Dying Inside''
8th Feb '14 5:27:08 AM szaleniec1000
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--> ''"I present to you the fairest maiden... what the hell is wrong with your face?!"''
-->-- ''[[Creator/TheCynicalBrit TotalBiscuit]]'' on ''VideoGame/GuiseOfTheWolf''
30th Dec '13 2:29:17 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''LetsPlay/SpikeAndBarleyPlay'', regarding the looks of the shotgun in the ''{{DOOM}} II'' version of the game.

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-->-- ''LetsPlay/SpikeAndBarleyPlay'', regarding the looks of the shotgun in the ''{{DOOM}} ''{{VideoGame/Doom}} II'' version of the game.
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