History Quotes / Obviousbeta

-->--'''The Angry Video Game Nerd''' on ''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} 3D'', ''2013 Episode Wish List''

Oh, you know how it is, it's a tale as old as Videogames themselves, you got a deadline looming for your new consoles' launch, but your only game's not exactly playable. [[ChristmasRushed So you panic and work for three weeks straight without sleep]] so you could get the damn thing done on time. [[spoiler:Unfortunately in your [[ExhaustionInducedIdiocy sleep-deprived state]] you ''accidentally'' manage to create a [[GameBreakingBug glitch]] that kills players '''[[MostDangerousVideoGame WHEN THEIR AVATARS DIE!!]]''']]

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->'''CEO:''' Why don't you just... release it right'now?

->''I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: '''Crash Directly to Desktop''' ''was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1]]?''
-->--'''''Gamespy''''' [[http://web.archive.org/web/20030919021957/http://gamespy.com/articles/september03/25overrated/index8.shtml on]] ''Battlecruiser 3000 A.D.''

->''Rather than having people excited about new updates that bring new features, many people now approach the Windows Update tool with trepidation. Could this be the update that breaks my PC?''
-->-- '''Matt Hanson''', ''[[https://www.techradar.com/amp/news/windows-10-turns-5-where-did-it-all-go-wrong Windows 10 turns 5: where did it all go wrong?]]''

->''It is the very model\\
Of a modern game calamity\\
The glitchy graphics, stupid plot\\
And just the lack of sanity\\
The bad design and car controls\\
Inspire much profanity\\
And physics that lack gravity\\
And go for abnormality\\
A barely-tested product\\
Rushed before its true finality''
-->-- '''Creator/JoshScorcher''', [[MajorGeneralSong sung to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General"]]

->"''Aquaman'' hit store shelves for a full $20 and received such crowning scores as: '''''RUN! RUN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUUUUUUN!'''''"
-->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''', on ''Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis''

->"These guys are so far up their fucking arse that [[DearNegativeReader they refused to accept any criticism]], but then come out with a patch that is ''so'' big, they treat it like a '''[[MissionPackSequel sequel release!]]'''"
-->--'''[[WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}} Jim Sterling]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-eHJ-XmOZM on]] ''VideoGame/{{Hydrophobia}}'' (2014)

->"The only reason its existence can be justified is that it could be held as an example of what not to do during game development."
-->--'''Bennett the Sage''', on ''VideoGame/CallOfJuarezTheCartel''

->"In other words, ''you can't lose''. Why did they bother to release a new version if they didn't even fix [[RacingGame the most basic thing]]? But hey, the truck moves! So, maybe this 'enhancement' pushes the game into the pre-alpha stage? ''At best.''"

->"It crashed when loading gameplay, it crashed when loading movies, it crashed when I took off, it crashed when I landed, it crashed when I tried to save, ''and'' load, and it even crashed when I tried to quit."
-->--'''Noah'' [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment "The Spoony One"]] ''Antwiler''', on ''VideoGame/Privateer2TheDarkening''

->"Five seconds in, and you already get the impression that the coders were more interested in getting this thing out before the first-quarter deadline than taking advantage of the PCE's power... Everything about the experience here shouts 'I don't feel like debugging this.'"

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->"In other words, ''you can't lose''. Why did they bother to release a new version if they didn't even fix [[RacingGame the most basic thing? But hey, the truck moves! So, maybe this 'enhancement' pushes the game into the pre-alpha stage? ''At best.''"

->''VideoGame/{{Elemental|WarOfMagic}} was released with so many bugs it would have made Franchise/StarshipTroopers jealous.''