History Quotes / Obviousbeta

7th Feb '16 11:18:14 AM ImperialMajestyXO
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->''"Overall, this game just feels unfinished, and what I really mean is that it's like it was barely started at all! I thought this was a prototype of some sort, not an actual finished game that got released in stores. It's a pile of junk!"'' -->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Bubsy 3D''
27th Nov '15 7:49:56 PM rjd1922
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-->-- President of Sega about ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'', ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'', Sonic06
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-->-- President of Sega about ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'', ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'', Sonic06 Sonic '06
22nd Nov '15 10:24:40 AM rjd1922
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some bugs [[BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing let a semi drive through a wall]].\\
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some bugs [[BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing [[VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing let a semi drive through a wall]].\\
6th Oct '15 4:41:33 PM hamonrye
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->''"It's got third-person shooting that doesn't really work, with this horrible little stun-gun where enemies get shot and then fly halfway across the room, and you keep having to ''chase'' them, like that guy in the ''{{Film/Popeye}}'' movie who keeps kicking his hat when he tries to pick it up. These people are ''so'' far up their fucking arse that they refused to accept any criticism, but then they come out with a patch that is SO big, they treat it as a '''[[MissionPackSequel sequel release!]]'''"''
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->''"It's got third-person shooting that doesn't really work, with this horrible little stun-gun where enemies get shot and then fly halfway across the room, and you keep having to ''chase'' them, like that guy in the ''{{Film/Popeye}}'' movie who keeps kicking his hat when he tries to pick it up. These ->''"These people are ''so'' far up their fucking arse that they refused to accept any criticism, but then they come out with a patch that is SO big, they treat it as a '''[[MissionPackSequel sequel release!]]'''"''
25th May '15 8:59:40 AM johnnyfog
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->''"It's got third-person shooting that doesn't really work, with this horrible little stun-gun where enemies get shot and then ''fly halfway across the room'', and you keep having to ''chase'' them, like that guy in the ''{{Film/Popeye}}'' movie who keeps kicking his hat when he tries to pick it up. These people are ''so'' far up their fucking arse that they refused to accept any criticism, but then thye come out with a patch that is '''so''' big, they treat it as a [[MissionPackSequel sequel release!]]"''
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->''"It's got third-person shooting that doesn't really work, with this horrible little stun-gun where enemies get shot and then ''fly fly halfway across the room'', room, and you keep having to ''chase'' them, like that guy in the ''{{Film/Popeye}}'' movie who keeps kicking his hat when he tries to pick it up. These people are ''so'' far up their fucking arse that they refused to accept any criticism, but then thye they come out with a patch that is '''so''' SO big, they treat it as a [[MissionPackSequel '''[[MissionPackSequel sequel release!]]"''release!]]'''"''
12th May '15 2:41:20 PM johnnyfog
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->''"There's also a save point that crashes the game if you ever load from it. Because ''that's'' good!"'' -->--'''JimSterling''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_O4K5HQtgo on]] ''VideoGame/HauntedHouse'' (2014)
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->''"There's also a save point ->''"It's got third-person shooting that crashes doesn't really work, with this horrible little stun-gun where enemies get shot and then ''fly halfway across the game if room'', and you ever load from it. Because ''that's'' good!"'' keep having to ''chase'' them, like that guy in the ''{{Film/Popeye}}'' movie who keeps kicking his hat when he tries to pick it up. These people are ''so'' far up their fucking arse that they refused to accept any criticism, but then thye come out with a patch that is '''so''' big, they treat it as a [[MissionPackSequel sequel release!]]"'' -->--'''JimSterling''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_O4K5HQtgo com/watch?v=Z-eHJ-XmOZM on]] ''VideoGame/HauntedHouse'' ''VideoGame/{{Hydrophobia}}'' (2014)
8th May '15 9:57:02 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: [[ObviousBeta Crash Directly to Desktop]]'' was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1]]?"''
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: [[ObviousBeta Crash '''Crash Directly to Desktop]]'' was Desktop''' ''was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1]]?"''
8th May '15 9:56:25 PM johnnyfog
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->''"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since ''Battlecruiser: [[ObviousBeta Crash Directly to Desktop]]'' was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, [[MicrosoftWindows Windows 3.1]]?"'' -->--'''''Gamespy''''' [[http://web.archive.org/web/20030919021957/http://gamespy.com/articles/september03/25overrated/index8.shtml on]] ''Battlecruiser 3000 A.D.''
7th May '15 3:02:44 PM johnnyfog
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->The first attempt at a 3D Prince of Persia was the predictably-named ''VideoGame/PrinceOfPersia3D'', technically a ''Franchise/TombRaider'' clone in the same sense that a bucket of mushy peas and old twigs is technically '[[InsultToRocks food]].' It was [[PolygonCeiling horribly designed]], with bugs up the arse and had a terrible habit of arbitrarily killing the player with leap-of-faith gameplay and unlabeled traps... Let's be more generous than reviewers of the time [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain and say no more about it]], except that it was ''a huge turd.'' -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' ->''"I literally cannot think of one good thing about this game, other than it has an end....the only reason its existence can be justified is that it could be held as an example of what not to do during game development.
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->The first attempt at ->''"There's also a 3D Prince of Persia was the predictably-named ''VideoGame/PrinceOfPersia3D'', technically a ''Franchise/TombRaider'' clone in the same sense save point that a bucket of mushy peas and old twigs is technically '[[InsultToRocks food]].' It was [[PolygonCeiling horribly designed]], with bugs up crashes the arse and had a terrible habit of arbitrarily killing the player with leap-of-faith gameplay and unlabeled traps... Let's be more generous than reviewers of the time [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain and say no more about it]], except that it was ''a huge turd.'' -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' ->''"I literally cannot think of one good thing about this game, other than it has an end....the game if you ever load from it. Because ''that's'' good!"'' -->--'''JimSterling''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_O4K5HQtgo on]] ''VideoGame/HauntedHouse'' (2014) ->''"The only reason its existence can be justified is that it could be held as an example of what not to do during game development."''

->{{Elemental|WarOfMagic}} was released with so many bugs it would have made Franchise/StarshipTroopers jealous.
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->{{Elemental|WarOfMagic}} ->''"{{Elemental|WarOfMagic}} was released with so many bugs it would have made Franchise/StarshipTroopers jealous. jealous."''

->''[[VideoGame/WingCommander Privateer 2: The Darkening]]'' is virtually unplayable. No, really, it barely fucking works. Back in the day, I remember this game crashed ''all the goddamn time'', but even today on the comparatively much more stable DosBox systems, this game bombed almost ''every single time'' I ran it: It crashed when loading gameplay, it crashed when loading movies, it crashed when I took off, it crashed when I landed, it crashed when I tried to save, ''and'' load, and it even crashed [[EpicFail when I tried to quit.]]
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->''[[VideoGame/WingCommander Privateer 2: The Darkening]]'' is virtually unplayable. No, really, it barely fucking works. Back in the day, I remember this game crashed ''all the goddamn time'', but even today on the comparatively much more stable DosBox systems, this game bombed almost ''every single time'' I ran it: It ->"''It crashed when loading gameplay, it crashed when loading movies, it crashed when I took off, it crashed when I landed, it crashed when I tried to save, ''and'' load, and it even crashed [[EpicFail when I tried to quit.]]]]"''

->No other industry would be able to get away with what the technology industries get away with. Book publishers are not able to release a book with the understanding that despite some of the pages being missing readers will be able to grab them online when they’re eventually available. Shoe manufacturers don’t gradually release 6.1″, 6.2″, and 6.25″ shoes, claiming each one as the solution to people requiring a size 7. No mops fit into only certain buckets and eventually require you to buy a new bucket which will require a new mop in turn. Yet the technology industries thrive on such techniques because geeks happily allow them to.
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->No other industry would be able to get away with what the technology industries get away with. Book ->''"Book publishers are not able to release a book with the understanding that despite some of the pages being missing readers will be able to grab them online when they’re eventually available. Shoe manufacturers don’t gradually release 6.1″, 6.2″, and 6.25″ shoes, claiming each one as the solution to people requiring a size 7. No mops fit into only certain buckets and eventually require you to buy a new bucket which will require a new mop in turn. Yet the technology industries thrive on such techniques because geeks happily allow them to."''
9th Mar '15 7:59:50 AM johnnyfog
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-->--'''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''
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-->--'''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' ->''"I literally cannot think of one good thing about this game, other than it has an end....the only reason its existence can be justified is that it could be held as an example of what not to do during game development. -->--'''Bennett the Sage''', on ''VideoGame/CallOfJuarezTheCartel''
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