History Quotes / NoodleIncident

26th Apr '17 5:05:38 PM Theokal3
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->"Do you really want to spend the rest of the week fending off a ZombieApocalypse as the Earth vomits up her dead? AGAIN?"
-->--A '''[[OnlySaneMan Klagen]]''' trying to reason one of his peers, ''TabletopGame/GeniusTheTransgression''

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1st Mar '17 12:13:53 AM AthenaBlue
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->'''Airplane Pilot:''' Have you ever been in a cockpit before, Father?\\
'''Father Dougal:''' Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and-\\
'''Father Noel:''' (''coughcoughcough'')\\
'''Father Dougal:''' ...Oh, um, nothing happened at all.
-->-- ''Series/FatherTed''

->''"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..."''
-->-- '''Tyrion''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

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->'''Airplane Pilot:''' Have you ->''"The capital of the United Arab Emirates is Abu Dhabi. I know that 'cause if I ever been in a cockpit before, Father?\\
'''Father Dougal:''' Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and-\\
'''Father Noel:''' (''coughcoughcough'')\\
'''Father Dougal:''' ...Oh, um, nothing happened at all.
-->-- ''Series/FatherTed''

->''"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
go back there I'll be executed."''
-->-- '''Tyrion''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''
'''Tracy Jordan''', ''Series/ThirtyRock''



->''"The capital of the United Arab Emirates is Abu Dhabi. I know that 'cause if I ever go back there I'll be executed."''
-->-- '''Tracy Jordan''', ''Series/ThirtyRock''

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->''"The capital of ->'''The Doctor:''' Yeah, I've been to Belgium. I was in the United Arab Emirates is Abu Dhabi. I know that 'cause if I Ardennes, looking for Charlemagne. He'd been kidnapped by an insane computer.\\
'''Creator/AgathaChristie:''' Doctor, Charlemagne lived ''centuries'' ago.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I've got a very good memory.
-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E7TheUnicornAndTheWasp "The Unicorn and the Wasp"]]

->'''Airplane Pilot:''' Have you
ever go back there I'll be executed.been in a cockpit before, Father?\\
'''Father Dougal:''' Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and-\\
'''Father Noel:''' (''coughcoughcough'')\\
'''Father Dougal:''' ...Oh, um, nothing happened at all.
-->-- ''Series/FatherTed''

->''"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
"''
-->-- '''Tracy Jordan''', ''Series/ThirtyRock''
'''Tyrion''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''
14th Feb '17 11:24:16 AM billybobfred
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->''1. No ship of London is to permit aboard a [[UpliftedAnimal Pentecost ape]] without express and prior permission of the Admiralty. 2. Any and all acts of [[YourSoulIsMine spirifrage]] are prohibited. 3. '''''They know what they did.'''''''

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->''1. No ship of London is to permit aboard a [[UpliftedAnimal Pentecost ape]] without express and prior permission of the Admiralty. 2. Any and all acts of [[YourSoulIsMine spirifrage]] are prohibited. 3. '''''They '''''[[YouKnowWhatYouDid They know what they did.did]].'''''''
2nd Feb '17 12:59:10 PM RobTan
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->''"The capital of the United Arab Emirates is Abu Dhabi. I know that 'cause if I ever go back there I'll be executed."''
-->-- '''Tracy Jordan''', ''Series/ThirtyRock''
13th Jan '17 9:26:24 AM Discar
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->I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...

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->I ->''"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..."''



->[[AmbiguousDisorder I'm not crazy]], [[RunningGag my mother had me tested]].
-->--'''Sheldon Cooper''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

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->[[AmbiguousDisorder ->''"[[AmbiguousDisorder I'm not crazy]], [[RunningGag my mother had me tested]].
-->--'''Sheldon
tested]]."''
-->-- '''Sheldon
Cooper''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''



-->--'''Series/{{Bones}}''', "The Woman in the Car"

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-->--'''Series/{{Bones}}''', -->-- ''Series/{{Bones}}'', "The Woman in the Car"
Car"

->''[Hal runs into the kids' room]''\\
'''Hal:''' Who wants to make five bucks?\\
'''Malcolm:''' What?\\
'''Hal:''' I need someone to take the fall.\\
'''Lois:''' ''[outside]'' Oh my God.\\
'''Malcolm:''' What did you do?\\
'''Lois:''' ''[still outside]'' OH MY ''GOD''.\\
'''Hal:''' No questions, just yes or no.\\
'''Malcolm:''' Make it ten.\\
'''Hal:''' You are a good son. ''[starts dragging Malcolm outside]'' I GOT HIM, LOIS!
-->-- ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle''
17th Aug '16 8:20:11 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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'''Varric:''' (''chuckles'') [[GenreSavvy That was the idea,]] Daisy.

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'''Varric:''' (''chuckles'') [[GenreSavvy That was the idea,]] idea, Daisy.
21st Jul '16 9:35:07 PM Lopiny
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->''In the name and by the power of Her Enduring Majesty, a trade embargo and quarantine in ''absolute perpetuity'' has hereby been declared on the Empire of Hands.''
->''1. No ship of London is to permit aboard a [[UpliftedAnimal Pentecost ape]] without express and prior permission of the Admiralty. 2. Any and all acts of [[YourSoulIsMine spirifrage]] are prohibited. 3. '''''They know what they did.'''''''
-->--'''Excerpt from Standard Naval Regulations, Vol IV.''', ''Videogame/SunlessSea''
19th Jul '16 4:26:33 AM RobTan
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->[[AmbiguousDisorder I'm not crazy]], my mother had me tested.

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->[[AmbiguousDisorder I'm not crazy]], [[RunningGag my mother had me tested.tested]].
19th Jul '16 4:25:38 AM RobTan
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->[[AmbiguousDisorder I'm not crazy]], my mother had me tested.
-->--'''Sheldon Cooper''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
24th Feb '16 9:33:17 AM nombretomado
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-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers''

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-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers''
''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}''
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