History Quotes / NoodleIncident

24th Feb '16 9:33:17 AM nombretomado
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-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers''

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-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers''
''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}''
10th Jan '16 2:56:10 AM RobTan
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->They won't let me in the big people library downtown. There was some...unpleasantness. I can never go back.
-->-- '''Homer''', ''WeaternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
18th Jun '15 11:10:20 PM Kirayoshi
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'''Dr. Temperance Brennan''': [Waits a {{Beat}}, picks up her phone and dials a number] Hello. It's Dr. Brennan from the Jeffersonian. You told me to call you if anyone asked about... you know... him... Someone from the State Department named Samantha Pickering. [hands the phone to Pickering]\\
'''Agent Pickering''': Pickering. Yes, sir! Yes... I'll wait... I'll wait here. [hands the phone back to Brennan, who hangs up the receiver]\\

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'''Dr. Temperance Brennan''': [Waits ''(Waits a {{Beat}}, picks up her phone and dials a number] number)'' Hello. It's Dr. Brennan from the Jeffersonian. You told me to call you if anyone asked about... you know... him... Someone from the State Department named Samantha Pickering. [hands ''(hands the phone to Pickering]\\
Pickering)''\\
'''Agent Pickering''': Pickering. Yes, sir! Yes... I'll wait... I'll wait here. [hands ''(hands the phone back to Brennan, who hangs up the receiver]\\receiver)''\\
18th Jun '15 11:09:13 PM Kirayoshi
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->'''Agent Pickering''': When you were in Cuba, did you meet with a man named Juan Guzman?\\
'''Dr. Temperance Brennan''': [Waits a {{Beat}}, picks up her phone and dials a number] Hello. It's Dr. Brennan from the Jeffersonian. You told me to call you if anyone asked about... you know... him... Someone from the State Department named Samantha Pickering. [hands the phone to Pickering]\\
'''Agent Pickering''': Pickering. Yes, sir! Yes... I'll wait... I'll wait here. [hands the phone back to Brennan, who hangs up the receiver]\\
'''Dr. Temperance Brennan''': Any more questions?\\
'''Agent Pickering''': Uh, no. In fact, the entire review process is suspended. And I'm to wait here until someone comes to destroy my notes.
-->--'''Series/{{Bones}}''', "The Woman in the Car"
18th May '15 2:12:17 PM Beedle
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->'''Dora:''' Geez, you musta freaked out the first time you got your period, huh.\\
'''Hannelore:''' We don't... we don't talk about that day.
-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''



->'''Dora:''' Geez, you musta freaked out the first time you got your period, huh.\\
'''Hannelore:''' We don't... we don't talk about that day.
-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''
31st Mar '15 7:13:42 PM Tacitus
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-->-- '''Tony Stark''' to Pepper Potts when she first sees half out of his armor, ''Film/IronMan''

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-->-- '''Tony Stark''' to Pepper Potts when she first sees him half out of his armor, ''Film/IronMan''



'''Calvin:''' Oh...uh...Ha ha! [[SayingTooMuch Did I say noodles?]] [[ImplausibleDeniability You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.]]

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'''Calvin:''' Oh...uh... uh... Ha ha! [[SayingTooMuch Did I say noodles?]] [[ImplausibleDeniability You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.]]



->'''Barney''': You mean [the teleporter's] working? For real this time? Because I still have nightmares about that cat.\\

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->'''Barney''': You mean [the teleporter's] working? For real this time? [[TeleporterAccident Because I still have nightmares about that cat.\\]]\\



-->--''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch''



-->--'''Clay''', ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown''

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-->--'''Clay''', -->-- '''Clay''', ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown''
3rd Mar '15 9:55:38 PM Tuckerscreator
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->That's the second biggest tongue I have ever seen!
-->--'''Clay''', ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown''
29th Jan '15 1:46:49 PM Tacitus
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->'''Calvin:''' Lies! Everything Miss Wormwood said about me was a lie! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! [[TropeNamer She told you about the noodles, right?]] It wasn't me! Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you!\\
'''Calvin's Mom:''' What noodles?\\
'''Calvin:''' Oh...uh...Ha ha! [[SayingTooMuch Did I say noodles?]] [[ImplausibleDeniability You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.]]
-->--''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->''Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey'' (like the [[TropeNamer Noodle Incident]] I've referred to in several strips) is left to the reader's imagination, where it's sure to be more outrageous.
-->--'''Bill Watterson''', creator of ''Calvin and Hobbes'', talking about two noodle incidents in his own comic.

->I always enjoy unspeakable horrors that are left up to the viewer's imagination.
-->-- '''Matthew Taranto''', author of ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''

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->'''Calvin:''' Lies! Everything Miss Wormwood said about me was a lie! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! [[TropeNamer She told you about the noodles, right?]] It wasn't me! Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you!\\
'''Calvin's Mom:''' What noodles?\\
'''Calvin:''' Oh...uh...Ha ha! [[SayingTooMuch Did I say noodles?]] [[ImplausibleDeniability You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.]]
-->--''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->''Hamster Huey
[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:Anime
and the Gooey Kablooey'' (like the [[TropeNamer Noodle Incident]] I've referred to in several strips) is left to the reader's imagination, where it's sure to be more outrageous.
-->--'''Bill Watterson''', creator of ''Calvin and Hobbes'', talking about two noodle incidents in his own comic.

->I always enjoy unspeakable horrors that are left up to the viewer's imagination.
-->-- '''Matthew Taranto''', author of ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''
Manga]]



->''There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,\\

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->''There ->'''Sakaki:''' This could be just the thing I need to test my skills! I've never fought a zombie before.\\
'''Elder:''' ''I'' have.
-->-- ''Manga/KenichiTheMightiestDisciple''

->'''Kirikou''': Well, you know! We came from "talking" to that giant with our fists.\\
'''Ox Ford''': In the end, everybody was completely nude around the campfire.
-->-- ''Manga/SoulEater''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]

->'''Hellboy:''' Remember the secret room at Castle Glamis?\\
'''Pauline Raskin:''' That's why ''you'' go first.\\
'''Hellboy:''' Every dirty job...
-->-- ''{{Comicbook/Hellboy}}: Dr. Carp's Experiment''

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[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->'''[[ComicBook/BlackWidow Natasha Romanoff]]:''' This is just like Budapest all over again.\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} Clint Barton]]:''' You and I remember Budapest very differently.
-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers''

->Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.
-->-- '''Tony Stark''' to Pepper Potts when she first sees half out of his armor, ''Film/IronMan''

->(''Jack has just pulled a drowning Elizabeth out of the water, and Murtogg and Mullroy are trying to revive her'')\\
'''Mullroy''': She's not breathing!\\
(''Jack pulls off her corset, and she takes a deep breath'')\\
'''Murtogg''': Never would've thought of that...\\
'''Jack''': Clearly you've never been to Singapore.
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''

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[[folder:Literature]]

->There
was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,\\



Though none of the sailors knew how.''

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Though none of the sailors knew how.''



->291. Limericks are strictly forbidden after the incident at the Cathedral of the Silver Flame. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Let us never speak of it again]].
-->-- "1001 and More Things the Worst Party in TabletopGame/{{Eberron}} is Forbidden from Doing"

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->291. Limericks are strictly forbidden after the incident at the Cathedral of the Silver Flame. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Let us never speak of it again]].
-->-- "1001 and More Things the Worst Party in TabletopGame/{{Eberron}} is Forbidden from Doing"
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]



'''Father Dougal:''' Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and -\\
'''Father Noel:''' ''(coughcoughcough)''\\

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'''Father Dougal:''' Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and -\\
and-\\
'''Father Noel:''' ''(coughcoughcough)''\\(''coughcoughcough'')\\



->I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
-->-- '''Tyrion''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]

->'''Calvin:''' Lies! Everything Miss Wormwood said about me was a lie! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! [[TropeNamer She told you about the noodles, right?]] It wasn't me! Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you!\\
'''Calvin's Mom:''' What noodles?\\
'''Calvin:''' Oh...uh...Ha ha! [[SayingTooMuch Did I say noodles?]] [[ImplausibleDeniability You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.]]
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->''Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey'' (like the [[TropeNamer Noodle Incident]] I've referred to in several strips) is left to the reader's imagination, where it's sure to be more outrageous.
-->-- '''Bill Watterson''', creator of ''Calvin and Hobbes''

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[[folder:Video Games]]

->'''Varric:''' (''on how his crossbow got [[ICallItVera her name]]'') There was a girl, and I made a promise. Bianca is the only story I can never tell.\\
'''Merrill:''' You can't say that! Now I want to know even more!\\
'''Varric:''' (''chuckles'') [[GenreSavvy That was the idea,]] Daisy.
-->--''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->'''Barney''': You mean [the teleporter's] working? For real this time? Because I still have nightmares about that cat.\\
'''Alyx''': What cat?\\
'''Dr. Kleiner''': Ah, now, we've made major strides since then... ''major'' strides.\\
'''Alyx''': ''What cat?''
-->-- ''VideoGame/HalfLife2''



->[[color:blue:EB: how'd you get it then?]]\\
[[color:orange:TG: shenanigans]]\\
[[color:blue:EB: ok.]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->There are dozens and dozens of engravings of dwarves being struck down by an seemingly-endless herd of legendary named elephants. The slaughter must have been unimaginable. I cannot conceive of what they must have done to engender this much hatred from the elephants.
-->-- LetsPlay ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'': LetsPlay/{{Boatmurdered}}



->'''Pleakley''': Well, I just hope that this won't end up like the incident with the giant chicken.\\
'''Jumba''': I thought we were agreeing never to talk about that again.\\
'''Pleakley''': All I remember are the feathers. Oh, the feathers...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitchTheSeries''

->Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.
-->-- '''Tony Stark''' to Pepper Potts when she first sees him in his armor, ''Film/IronMan''



-->--'''Beckett''', ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''

->'''Kirikou''': Well, you know! We came from "talking" to that giant with our fists.\\
'''Ox Ford''': In the end, everybody was completely nude around the campfire.
-->-- ''Manga/SoulEater''

->I'd...rather not talk about it.
-->-- '''Jim Morales''', Kadik phys ed teacher, ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko''

->'''Barney''': You mean it's working? For real this time? Because I still have nightmares about that cat.\\
'''Alyx''': What cat?\\
'''Dr. Kleiner''': Ah, now. We've made major strides since then. ...''Major'' strides.\\
'''Alyx''': ''What cat?''
-->-- ''VideoGame/HalfLife2''

->''(Jack has just pulled a drowning Elizabeth out of the water, and Murtogg and Mullroy are trying to revive her)''\\
'''Mullroy''': She's not breathing!\\
''(Jack pulls off her corset, and she takes a deep breath)''\\
'''Murtogg''': Never would've thought of that...\\
'''Jack''': Clearly you've never been to Singapore.
-->-- ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl''

->That's nothing. I once lost my genetics, rocketry, and stripping licenses in a single incident.
-->-- The AltText to [[http://xkcd.com/410 this]] ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' comic

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-->--'''Beckett''', -->-- '''Beckett''', ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''

->'''Kirikou''': Well, you know! We came from "talking" to [[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]

->I always enjoy unspeakable horrors
that giant with our fists.\\
'''Ox Ford''': In
are left up to the end, everybody was completely nude around the campfire.
viewer's imagination.
-->-- ''Manga/SoulEater''

->I'd...rather not talk about it.
'''Matthew Taranto''', author of ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''

->The only search my old site (notmydesk.com) ever pwned was "nude women with hiccups", the reasons for which I neither can nor wish to recall.
-->-- '''Jim Morales''', Kadik phys ed teacher, ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko''

->'''Barney''': You mean it's working? For real this time? Because I still have nightmares about that cat.\\
'''Alyx''': What cat?\\
'''Dr. Kleiner''': Ah, now. We've made major strides since then. ...''Major'' strides.\\
'''Alyx''': ''What cat?''
'''Chris Livingston''', creator of ''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}'', on becoming the number one Google result for the word "concerned"

->[[color:blue:EB: how'd you get it then?]]\\
[[color:orange:TG: shenanigans]]\\
[[color:blue:EB: ok.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/HalfLife2''

->''(Jack has just pulled a drowning Elizabeth out of
''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]

->And I made ''no'' friends buying
the water, and Murtogg and Mullroy are trying to revive her)''\\
'''Mullroy''': She's not breathing!\\
''(Jack pulls off her corset, and she takes a deep breath)''\\
'''Murtogg''': Never would've thought of that...\\
'''Jack''': Clearly you've never been to Singapore.
spork!
-->-- ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: The Curse of '''Peter Parker''', ''Music/BadLipReading''

->'''Louie''': But he's too strong! Not even Unca Scrooge can beat him!\\
'''Dewey''': We can use
the Black Pearl''

->That's nothing.
Fusion technique!\\
'''Louie''': Not Fusion!
I once lost my genetics, rocketry, and stripping licenses promised not to use it after last time!\\
'''Dewey''': What happened to Webby was an accident! Believe
in a single incident.
yourself, stupid!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Ducktalez}} 3''

->There are dozens and dozens of engravings of dwarves being struck down by an seemingly-endless herd of legendary named elephants.
The AltText slaughter must have been unimaginable. I cannot conceive of what they must have done to [[http://xkcd.com/410 this]] ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' comic
engender this much hatred from the elephants.
-->-- ''LetsPlay VideoGame/DwarfFortress: LetsPlay/{{Boatmurdered}}''



->'''Hellboy:''' Remember the secret room at Castle Glamis?\\
'''Pauline Raskin:''' That's why ''you'' go first.\\
'''Hellboy:''' Every dirty job...
-->--''{{Comicbook/Hellboy}}'': ''Dr. Carp's Experiment''

->'''Natasha Romanoff:''' This is just like Budapest all over again.\\
'''Clint Barton:''' You and I remember Budapest very differently.
-->--''Film/TheAvengers''

->''26. [DATA REDACTED ON O5 REQUEST]. Not even for recreational use''
-->-- ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'', [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation]]

->''And I made'' no ''friends buying the spork!''
-->--'''Peter Parker''', ''Music/BadLipReading''

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->'''Hellboy:''' Remember the secret room at Castle Glamis?\\
'''Pauline Raskin:''' That's why ''you'' go first.\\
'''Hellboy:''' Every dirty job...
-->--''{{Comicbook/Hellboy}}'': ''Dr. Carp's Experiment''

->'''Natasha Romanoff:''' This is just like Budapest all over again.\\
'''Clint Barton:''' You and I remember Budapest very differently.
-->--''Film/TheAvengers''

->''26.
->26. [DATA REDACTED ON O5 REQUEST]. Not even for recreational use''
use
-->-- ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'', [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation Things "Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation]]

->''And
foundation"]]

->That's nothing.
I made'' no ''friends buying once lost my genetics, rocketry, and stripping licenses in a single incident.
-->-- The AltText to [[http://xkcd.com/410 this]] ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' comic

->291. Limericks are strictly forbidden after
the spork!''
-->--'''Peter Parker''', ''Music/BadLipReading''
incident at the Cathedral of the Silver Flame. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Let us never speak of it again]].
-->-- "1001 and More Things the Worst Party in TabletopGame/{{Eberron}} is Forbidden from Doing"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]



->'''Varric:''' ''(on how his crossbow got her name)'' There was a girl, and I made a promise. Bianca is the only story I can never tell.\\
'''Merrill:''' You can't say that! Now I want to know even more!\\
'''Varric:''' ''(chuckles)'' [[GenreSavvy That was the idea,]] Daisy.
-->--''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->The only search my old site (notmydesk.com) ever pwned was "nude women with hiccups", the reasons for which I neither can nor wish to recall.
-->--'''Chris Livingston''', creator of ''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}'', on becoming the number one Google result for the word "concerned"

->'''Louie''': But he's too strong! Not even Unca Scrooge can beat him!\\
'''Dewey''': We can use the Fusion technique!\\
'''Louie''': Not Fusion! I promised not to use it after last time!\\
'''Dewey''': What happened to Webby was an accident! Believe in yourself, stupid!
-->--''WebAnimation/{{Ducktalez}} 3''

->''"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..."''
-->--'''Tyrion''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

->'''Sakaki:''' This could be just the thing I need to test my skills! I've never fought a zombie before.\\
'''Elder:''' ''I'' have.
-->--''Manga/KenichiTheMightiestDisciple''
----

to:

->'''Varric:''' ''(on how his crossbow got her name)'' There was a girl, and ->I'd...rather not talk about it.
-->-- '''Jim Morales''', Kadik phys ed teacher, ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko''

->'''Pleakley''': Well,
I made a promise. Bianca is just hope that this won't end up like the only story I can never tell.incident with the giant chicken.\\
'''Merrill:''' You can't say that! Now '''Jumba''': I want to know even more!\\
'''Varric:''' ''(chuckles)'' [[GenreSavvy That was the idea,]] Daisy.
-->--''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->The only search my old site (notmydesk.com) ever pwned was "nude women with hiccups", the reasons for which I neither can nor wish to recall.
-->--'''Chris Livingston''', creator of ''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}'', on becoming the number one Google result for the word "concerned"

->'''Louie''': But he's too strong! Not even Unca Scrooge can beat him!\\
'''Dewey''': We can use the Fusion technique!\\
'''Louie''': Not Fusion! I promised not to use it after last time!\\
'''Dewey''': What happened to Webby was an accident! Believe in yourself, stupid!
-->--''WebAnimation/{{Ducktalez}} 3''

->''"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..."''
-->--'''Tyrion''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

->'''Sakaki:''' This could be just the thing I need to test my skills! I've
thought we were agreeing never fought a zombie before.to talk about that again.\\
'''Elder:''' ''I'' have.
-->--''Manga/KenichiTheMightiestDisciple''
'''Pleakley''': All I remember are the feathers. Oh, the feathers...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitchTheSeries''

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25th Dec '14 7:45:15 PM Discar
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->'''Sakaki:''' This could be just the thing I need to test my skills! I've never fought a zombie before.\\
'''Elder:''' ''I'' have.
-->--''Manga/KenichiTheMightiestDisciple''
20th Oct '14 5:06:11 PM Sapphirea2
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->''"It's years since I've been to a rave!"''
-->--'''Willy Wonka''', ''Theatre/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'' (the 2013 musical adaptation)
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