History Quotes / MookHorrorShow

23rd Sep '17 4:36:19 PM Theokal3
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->They came out of the Bledôw howling and crying, but despite our attackers being well-armed, the Mourners charged them. Two members bled onto the ground from their wrists, and [[{{Necromancer}} ghostly soldiers materialized from white smoke to help them]]. Their leader [[OneWingedAngel contorted, his mouth turned into an enormous maw, and his hands became a pair of toothy mouths]]. Another Mourner [[MakeMeWannaShout cried out in anger, time and time again, his very rage rent the flesh of the soldiers he was fighting]].\\

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->They came out of the Bledôw howling and crying, but despite our attackers being well-armed, the Mourners charged them. Two members [[BloodMagic bled onto the ground from their wrists, wrists]], and [[{{Necromancer}} ghostly soldiers materialized from white smoke to help them]]. Their leader [[OneWingedAngel contorted, his mouth turned into an enormous maw, and his hands became a pair of toothy mouths]]. Another Mourner [[MakeMeWannaShout cried out in anger, time and time again, his very rage rent the flesh of the soldiers he was fighting]].\\
30th Jul '17 10:18:34 PM Camilla
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'''Spider-Man''': Making a request? Recalling someone else from tonight!\\
'''Burglar''': I didn't mean to- (Spider-Man stucks him to a wall)\\

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'''Spider-Man''': Making a request? Recalling someone else [Uncle Ben] from tonight!\\
tonight?!\\
'''Burglar''': I didn't mean to- (Spider-Man stucks sticks him to a wall)\\
30th Jul '17 7:46:17 AM Theokal3
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'''Spider-Man''': Save your excuse! ALL I WANT TO HEAR IS YOUR '''SCREAMS'''!

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'''Spider-Man''': Save your excuse! excuses! ALL I WANT TO HEAR IS YOUR '''SCREAMS'''!
30th Jul '17 7:39:03 AM Theokal3
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->'''Burglar''': (after being thrown around by Spider-Man's web) D-don't hurt me!\\
'''Spider-Man''': Making a request? Recalling someone else from tonight!\\
'''Burglar''': I didn't mean to- (Spider-Man stucks him to a wall)\\
'''Spider-Man''': Save your excuse! ALL I WANT TO HEAR IS YOUR '''SCREAMS'''!
-->--''WesternAnimation/MarvelsSpiderMan''
30th May '17 1:26:01 PM Tacitus
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->'''Molly Carpenter:''' You donít know how many things just ''didn't come here'' before, because they were afraid.\\

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->'''Molly Carpenter:''' You donít don't know how many things just ''didn't come here'' before, because they were afraid.\\



->"They came out of the Bledôw howling and crying, but despite our attackers being well-armed, the Mourners charged them. Two members bled onto the ground from their wrists, and [[{{Necromancer}} ghostly soldiers materialized from white smoke to help them]]. Their leader [[OneWingedAngel contorted, his mouth turned into an enormous maw, and his hands became a pair of toothy mouths]]. Another Mourner [[MakeMeWannaShout cried out in anger, time and time again, his very rage rent the flesh of the soldiers he was fighting]].\\

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->"They ->They came out of the Bledôw howling and crying, but despite our attackers being well-armed, the Mourners charged them. Two members bled onto the ground from their wrists, and [[{{Necromancer}} ghostly soldiers materialized from white smoke to help them]]. Their leader [[OneWingedAngel contorted, his mouth turned into an enormous maw, and his hands became a pair of toothy mouths]]. Another Mourner [[MakeMeWannaShout cried out in anger, time and time again, his very rage rent the flesh of the soldiers he was fighting]].\\



Gold help me, for [[SympathyForTheDevil that was the first and only time in my life I felt sorry for the Commies]]."
-->--''TabletopGame/HunterTheVigil Mortal Remains'', description of a group of [[TabletopGame/GeistTheSinEaters Sin-Eaters]] fighting from a human soldier's perspective.

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Gold God help me, for [[SympathyForTheDevil that was the first and only time in my life I felt sorry for the Commies]]."
-->--''TabletopGame/HunterTheVigil
Commies]].
-->-- ''TabletopGame/HunterTheVigil
Mortal Remains'', description of a group of [[TabletopGame/GeistTheSinEaters Sin-Eaters]] fighting from a human soldier's perspective.
perspective



-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''' [[BadBoss to an unlucky]] [[{{Mooks}} henchman]], ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum''

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-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''' '''ComicBook/TheJoker''' [[BadBoss to an unlucky]] [[{{Mooks}} henchman]], ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum''



Any crazy stories you've heard about him are probably true. He breaks bricks with his bare hands. [[InASingleBound He can leap thirty feet into the air]] if he chooses not to fly. Some even claim that he's not a Toad at all - that he's [[HumansAreCthulhu somethin' else, somethin' from beyond.]]

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Any crazy stories you've heard about him are probably true. [[SuperStrength He breaks bricks with his bare hands. hands.]] [[InASingleBound He can leap thirty feet into the air]] if he chooses not to fly. Some even claim that he's not a Toad at all - that he's [[HumansAreCthulhu somethin' else, somethin' from beyond.]]



->'''[[TheCutie Silica:]]''' Oh no, Mister Kirito, there's so many of them! I'll back you up!\\
'''[[SmugSuper Kirito:]]''' Aww, that's ''adorable'', you think they're a ''threat!'' Well, you just sit tight - show's about to start. Careful though, the first three rows are a ''[[LudicrousGibs splaaash zooone~]]''\\
'''Silica:''' ...What's he mean by that?\\
'''Kirito:''' (''[[LaughingMad laughs madly]] [[UnflinchingWalk while advancing on the]] {{Mooks}}'')\\
'''Mook 1:''' Uh, boss? A thought occurs. This guy thought he was going up against [[TheDreaded Laughing Coffin]] but he still just brought himself and... a small child. [[MuggingTheMonster You sure we want to mess with this guy?]]\\
'''Rosalia:''' ''Please'', this guy's all talk. And now that I've [[BreakThemByTalking broken him]], he's not even ''that'' anymore. He's nothing but a gibbering mess, grasping at straws.\\
'''Kirito:''' Ooooh, another one of your famous ''theories''. Tell ya what, I'll give you the first shot! ''[[TwitchyEye See how that goes.]]''\\
'''Mook 2:''' [[ConservationOfCompetence ...Boss, I think this might be a trap.]]\\
'''Rosalia:''' Enough! You're all ''level 45'', and there's ''seven'' of you! I ''think'' you've got this!\\
'''Kirito:''' (''[[SlasherSmile grins]]'')\\
'''Rosalia:''' Now ''kill'' him!\\
(''the Mooks charge and mob Kirito, who doesn't even bother to dodge'')\\
'''Silica:''' Oh no, I knew it! Rosalia really got inside his head! He's not even fighting back! Well, I guess it's up to me to save him- (''what little damage Kirito has taken regenerates'') [[FlatWhat -wait, what.]]\\
'''Kirito:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue Man, you guys are out of shape. Really ought to do some cardio.]]\\

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->'''[[TheCutie Silica:]]''' Oh no, Mister Kirito, there's so many of them! I'll back you up!\\
'''[[SmugSuper Kirito:]]''' Aww, that's ''adorable'', you think they're a ''threat!'' Well, you just sit tight - show's about to start. Careful though, the first three rows are a ''[[LudicrousGibs splaaash zooone~]]''\\
'''Silica:''' ...What's he mean by that?\\
'''Kirito:''' (''[[LaughingMad laughs madly]] [[UnflinchingWalk while advancing on the]] {{Mooks}}'')\\
'''Mook 1:''' Uh, boss? A thought occurs. This guy thought he was going up against [[TheDreaded Laughing Coffin]] but he still just brought himself and... a small child. [[MuggingTheMonster You sure we want to mess with this guy?]]\\
'''Rosalia:''' ''Please'', this guy's all talk. And now that I've [[BreakThemByTalking broken him]], he's not even ''that'' anymore. He's nothing but a gibbering mess, grasping at straws.\\
'''Kirito:''' Ooooh, another one of your famous ''theories''. Tell ya what, I'll give you the first shot! ''[[TwitchyEye See how that goes.]]''\\
'''Mook 2:''' [[ConservationOfCompetence ...Boss, I think this might be a trap.]]\\
'''Rosalia:''' Enough! You're all ''level 45'', and there's ''seven'' of you! I ''think'' you've got this!\\
'''Kirito:''' (''[[SlasherSmile grins]]'')\\
'''Rosalia:''' Now ''kill'' him!\\
(''the Mooks charge and mob Kirito, who doesn't even bother to dodge'')\\
'''Silica:''' Oh no, I knew it! Rosalia really got inside his head! He's not even fighting back! Well, I guess it's up to me to save him- (''what little damage Kirito has taken regenerates'') [[FlatWhat -wait, what.]]\\
'''Kirito:'''
->'''Kirito:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue Man, you guys are out of shape. Really ought to do some cardio.]]\\



'''Mook 3:''' I don't understand! We threw everything we had at him, how is he still standing?!\\

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'''Mook 3:''' '''Titan's Hand Mook:''' I don't understand! We threw everything we had at him, how is he still standing?!\\



'''Mook:''' (''[[InelegantBlubbering starts crying]]'')

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'''Mook:''' (''[[InelegantBlubbering starts crying]]'')(''TearsOfFear'')



-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}'', ''The Last Laugh''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Ben -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}'', ''The Last Laugh''
9th Apr '17 8:47:58 AM Theokal3
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->"They came out of the Bledôw howling and crying, but despite our attackers being well-armed, the Mourners charged them. Two members bled onto the ground from their wrists, and [[{{Necromancer}} ghostly soldiers materialized from white smoke to help them]]. Their leader [[OneWingedAngel contorted, his mouth turned into an enormous maw, and his hands became a pair of toothy mouths]]. Another Mourner cried out in anger, time and time again, his very rage rent the flesh of the soldiers he was fighting.\\
In seconds, the Russians were scattered, leaving the Mourners and us behind. Their leader, once he returned to his human form, saluted us, and gave the team a signal. Then, the Mourners turned and walked back into the desert, leaving us all alone in the night, a night that seemed a little darker than before.\\
Gold help me, for that was the first and only time in my life I felt sorry for the Commies."

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->"They came out of the Bledôw howling and crying, but despite our attackers being well-armed, the Mourners charged them. Two members bled onto the ground from their wrists, and [[{{Necromancer}} ghostly soldiers materialized from white smoke to help them]]. Their leader [[OneWingedAngel contorted, his mouth turned into an enormous maw, and his hands became a pair of toothy mouths]]. Another Mourner [[MakeMeWannaShout cried out in anger, time and time again, his very rage rent the flesh of the soldiers he was fighting.fighting]].\\
[[CurbStompBattle In seconds, the Russians were scattered, scattered]], leaving the Mourners and us behind. Their leader, once he returned to his human form, saluted us, and gave the team a signal. Then, the Mourners turned and walked back into the desert, leaving us all alone in the night, a night that seemed a little darker than before.\\
Gold help me, for [[SympathyForTheDevil that was the first and only time in my life I felt sorry for the Commies.Commies]]."
9th Apr '17 8:45:44 AM Theokal3
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->"They came out of the Bledôw howling and crying, but despite our attackers being well-armed, the Mourners charged them. Two members bled onto the ground from their wrists, and [[{{Necromancer}} ghostly soldiers materialized from white smoke to help them]]. Their leader [[OneWingedAngel contorted, his mouth turned into an enormous maw, and his hands became a pair of toothy mouths]]. Another Mourner cried out in anger, time and time again, his very rage rent the flesh of the soldiers he was fighting.\\
In seconds, the Russians were scattered, leaving the Mourners and us behind. Their leader, once he returned to his human form, saluted us, and gave the team a signal. Then, the Mourners turned and walked back into the desert, leaving us all alone in the night, a night that seemed a little darker than before.\\
Gold help me, for that was the first and only time in my life I felt sorry for the Commies."
-->--''TabletopGame/HunterTheVigil Mortal Remains'', description of a group of [[TabletopGame/GeistTheSinEaters Sin-Eaters]] fighting from a human soldier's perspective.

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17th Jan '17 1:25:00 PM Tacitus
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'''Mook 1:''' Uh, boss? A thought occurs. This guy thought he was going up against [[TheDreaded Laughing Coffin]] but he still just brought himself and... a small child. You sure we want to mess with this guy?\\

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'''Mook 1:''' Uh, boss? A thought occurs. This guy thought he was going up against [[TheDreaded Laughing Coffin]] but he still just brought himself and... a small child. [[MuggingTheMonster You sure we want to mess with this guy?\\guy?]]\\



'''Mook 2:''' ...Boss, I think this might be a trap.\\

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'''Mook 2:''' ...2:''' [[ConservationOfCompetence ...Boss, I think this might be a trap.\\]]\\



'''Rosalia:''' What are you idiots ''doing?!'' Quite screwing around and ''finish'' him!\\

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'''Rosalia:''' What are you idiots ''doing?!'' Quite Quit screwing around and ''finish'' him!\\



'''Kirito:''' How? Well, it's quite simple, really. You see, girlie, you may think ya got me ''all figured out'', but there's one thing you didn't account for- (''unveils his level 78 stats'') -my numbers ''are bigger than yours!''\\

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'''Kirito:''' How? Well, it's quite simple, really. You see, girlie, you may think ya got me ''all figured out'', but there's one thing you didn't account for- (''unveils his level 78 stats'') [[MyKungFuIsStrongerThanYours -my numbers ''are numbers]] ''[[MyKungFuIsStrongerThanYours are bigger than yours!''\\yours!]]''\\



'''Kirito:''' Funny thing, really - get to a high enough level, and you're basically untouchable! ''My wounds heal faster than you can make them.'' We could do this ''all day'', and you would not be any closer to beating me - [[ItAmusedMe not that it wouldn't be fun.]] But, I've got good news. You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! ''[[AGodAmI 'Cause he's right here!]]'' [-[[PreAsskickingOneLiner And he's fresh out of mercy.]]-]\\

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'''Kirito:''' Funny thing, really - get to a high enough level, and you're basically untouchable! ''My ''[[RegeneratingHealth My wounds heal faster than you can make them.'' ]]'' We could do this ''all day'', and you would not be any closer to beating me - [[ItAmusedMe not that it wouldn't be fun.]] But, I've got good news. news! You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! ''[[AGodAmI 'Cause he's right here!]]'' [-[[PreAsskickingOneLiner And he's fresh out of mercy.]]-]\\
2nd Jan '17 11:43:08 PM Tacitus
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->'''[[TheCutie Silica:]]''' Oh no, Mister Kirito, there's so many of them! I'll back you up!\\
'''[[SmugSuper Kirito:]]''' Aww, that's ''adorable'', you think they're a ''threat!'' Well, you just sit tight - show's about to start. Careful though, the first three rows are a ''[[LudicrousGibs splaaash zooone~]]''\\
'''Silica:''' ...What's he mean by that?\\
'''Kirito:''' (''[[LaughingMad laughs madly]] [[UnflinchingWalk while advancing on the]] {{Mooks}}'')\\
'''Mook 1:''' Uh, boss? A thought occurs. This guy thought he was going up against [[TheDreaded Laughing Coffin]] but he still just brought himself and... a small child. You sure we want to mess with this guy?\\
'''Rosalia:''' ''Please'', this guy's all talk. And now that I've [[BreakThemByTalking broken him]], he's not even ''that'' anymore. He's nothing but a gibbering mess, grasping at straws.\\
'''Kirito:''' Ooooh, another one of your famous ''theories''. Tell ya what, I'll give you the first shot! ''[[TwitchyEye See how that goes.]]''\\
'''Mook 2:''' ...Boss, I think this might be a trap.\\
'''Rosalia:''' Enough! You're all ''level 45'', and there's ''seven'' of you! I ''think'' you've got this!\\
'''Kirito:''' (''[[SlasherSmile grins]]'')\\
'''Rosalia:''' Now ''kill'' him!\\
(''the Mooks charge and mob Kirito, who doesn't even bother to dodge'')\\
'''Silica:''' Oh no, I knew it! Rosalia really got inside his head! He's not even fighting back! Well, I guess it's up to me to save him- (''what little damage Kirito has taken regenerates'') [[FlatWhat -wait, what.]]\\
'''Kirito:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue Man, you guys are out of shape. Really ought to do some cardio.]]\\
'''Rosalia:''' What are you idiots ''doing?!'' Quite screwing around and ''finish'' him!\\
'''Mook 3:''' I don't understand! We threw everything we had at him, how is he still standing?!\\
'''Kirito:''' How? Well, it's quite simple, really. You see, girlie, you may think ya got me ''all figured out'', but there's one thing you didn't account for- (''unveils his level 78 stats'') -my numbers ''are bigger than yours!''\\
'''Mooks:''' (''MassOhCrap'')\\
'''Kirito:''' Funny thing, really - get to a high enough level, and you're basically untouchable! ''My wounds heal faster than you can make them.'' We could do this ''all day'', and you would not be any closer to beating me - [[ItAmusedMe not that it wouldn't be fun.]] But, I've got good news. You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! ''[[AGodAmI 'Cause he's right here!]]'' [-[[PreAsskickingOneLiner And he's fresh out of mercy.]]-]\\
'''Mook:''' (''[[InelegantBlubbering starts crying]]'')
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

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21st Dec '16 3:55:18 AM Theokal3
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'''Ben Tennyson/[[CreepyGood Ghostfreak]]''' You want to see something ''really'' scary? (opens his cloak, revealing [[NightmareFace his true face]]. [[HorrifyingTheHorror Zombozo falls to the ground and turns into a cowering wreck]]) [[IronicEcho Ooooh, now don't tell me you are afraid of good old Ghostfreak]]?\\

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'''Ben Tennyson/[[CreepyGood Ghostfreak]]''' You want to see something ''really'' scary? (opens (''opens his cloak, revealing [[NightmareFace his true face]]. [[HorrifyingTheHorror Zombozo falls to the ground and turns into a cowering wreck]]) wreck]]'') [[IronicEcho Ooooh, now don't tell me you are afraid of good old Ghostfreak]]?\\
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