History Quotes / MetalWolfChaos

->''Remember ''Film/AirForceOne'', that movie where Creator/HarrisonFord was like, the kickass President of the United States? ...Japan saw that video game development: mechs, explosions and they were like "We can do better than that!"''

->''"My fellow americans, good morning. As americans, we love freedom. But true freedom isn’t given, like the air we breathe, or the water we drink. About 240 years ago, our forefathers fought greatly, giving their blood, sweat and tears, and in the end, thy’ve won our freedom, and we must never forget this. If anything appears, that threatens our believe in this freedom - we will oppose it, we will crush it! In fighting to gain our freedom, we need no reasons. We require no just cause or flowering words. In order to protect our neighbors who love freedom and this faith in freedom, we continue to believe in our own justice. We won’t abandon any battles! And the reason is, because we are all citizens of the United States of America. And as long as you will allow it, I will be a vanguard leading this fight! And the reason is, because I’m the President of these great United States of America!"''

-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', ''''' WebVideo/BrokenPixels''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv_w-YlNIMM #24]]

->'''Michael:''' Jodie, how's my schedule look for today?\\
'''Jodie:''' You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection.\\

->'''Jodie:''' Mister President, how's the skydiving?\\

-->--'''Jodie Crawford'''

-->--'''Jodie Crawford'''

->''"The building was opened two years ago on April 25th. It's named the Hong Kong Dinghai China Building. Each season, it's decorated with gorgeous lights! Their Christmas tree tops 'em all! Over 800000 people came to see it last December! For such a long time... I've been wondering... How lovely that gorgeous building would look... If it were destroyed! I feel bad for the owner, but heeey, let's smash the hell out of it!"''

->''"That fat boy needs a presidential diet! I guess he had too much junk food! Give that kid some, too! Make junk food out of him, Mr. President!"''

-->--'''Resistance Commander's finising phrase for any of his tips during the battle with [[TankGoodness Warner]]'''

->''"It's 2004. I am taking you on a journey to 2004. Our good friends at Creator/FromSoftware released a game that unbeknownst to them would lay the very foundation for the modern political landscape. This... This game. This motherfucking legendary piece of cold, bold amazing was forged in the most sacred elements of videogame development: [[HumongousMecha Mechs]], [[StuffBlowingUp explosions]] and [[LargeHam overly-dramatic voice acting]]. Ladies and gentlemen, holy fucking shit. May I present to you [=FromSoftware's=] masterclass democratic mech warfare: '''''METAL! WOLF! CHAOS!'''''''
-->--'''Nina Struthers''', Chief Synergy Officer of Devolver Digital announcing ''Metal Wolf Chaos XD'' at [=E3=] 2018

-->--'''Creator/FromSoftware''', [[https://twitter.com/senden_ogu/status/687230169069703168?lang=en in response to Metal Wolf Chaos' surprising popularity]]

->'''Michael''': Jodie, how's my schedule look for today?\\
'''Jodie''': You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection.\\
'''Michael''': Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to ''save America''!

->'''Jodie''': Mister President, how's the skydiving?\\
'''Michael, free-falling into San-Francisco''': Not too bad!

-->--'''Resistance Commander's finising phrase for any of his tips during the battle with [[TankGoodness Warner]].'''

-->--'''Nina Struthers''', Chief Synergy Officer of Devolver Digital announcing Metal Wolf Chaos XD at [=E3=] 2018

->''"It's 2004. I am taking you on a journey to 2004. Our good friends at Creator/FromSoftware released a game that unbeknownst to them would lay the very foundation for the modern political landscape. This... This game. This motherfucking legendary piece of cold, bold amazing was forged in the most sacred elements of videogame development: [[HumongousMecha Mechs]], [[StuffBlowingUp explosions]] and [[LargeHam overly-dramatic voice acting]]. Ladies and gentlemen, holy fucking shit. May I present to you [=FromSoftware's=] masterclasss democratic mech warfare: '''''METAL! WOLF! CHAOS!'''''''

->''"It's 2004. I am taking you on a journey to 2004. Our good friends at Creator/FromSoftware released a game that unbeknownst to them would lay the very foundation for the modern political landscape. This... This game. This motherfucking legendary piece of cold, bold amazing was forged in the most sacred elements of videogame development: [[HumongousMecha Mechs]], [[StuffBlowingUp explosions]] and [[LargeHam overly-dramatic voice acting]]. Ladies and gentlemen, holy fucking shit. May I present to you [=FromSoftware's=] masterclasssic democratic mech warfare: '''''METAL! WOLF! CHAOS!'''''''

->"...Why is Metal Wolf Chaos that it is made noise now?"

-->--'''Creator/FromSoftware''', [[Reference: https://twitter.com/senden_ogu/status/687230169069703168?lang=en in response to Metal Wolf Chaos' surprising popularity]]

-->''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-american-things-that-arent-made-in-america/ The 6 Most American Things That Aren't Made in America]]

-->'''Michael''': Jodie, how's my schedule look for today?\\

-->'''''RICHARD!'''''
--->--'''Michael''', [[SayMyName too many times to count]]

-->'''''YOU GUYS ARE ROAST CHICKEN!'''''
--->--'''Michael'''