History Quotes / MediaWatchdog

20th Jan '16 8:34:37 PM nombretomado
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->''"Yes, {{UsefulNotes/Australia}} continues its valiant efforts to rescue its beer-swilling, thong-wearing, spouse-beating population from moral degeneracy, and I, in turn, continue to fight the power with daring guerrilla tactics--like {{Steam}} codes. (Just call me "Play Guevara")...and you know damn well it wasn't for its innovative gameplay or its heart-warming love story about a combat boot trying in vain to reunite with a concrete pavement."''
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->''"Yes, {{UsefulNotes/Australia}} continues its valiant efforts to rescue its beer-swilling, thong-wearing, spouse-beating population from moral degeneracy, and I, in turn, continue to fight the power with daring guerrilla tactics--like {{Steam}} UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} codes. (Just call me "Play Guevara")...and you know damn well it wasn't for its innovative gameplay or its heart-warming love story about a combat boot trying in vain to reunite with a concrete pavement."''
15th Jan '16 12:43:44 PM Anddrix
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->''"''"The top rope hurricanrana looks like a devastating finishing maneuver, but it doesn't hurt at all--if you ''know the trick to it''"'' just demean the formidable athletic talents of wrestlers, not to mention [[ViewersAreMorons the intelligence of the fans]]. And how many kids are going to be trying these potentially dangerous moves now that they ''"[[FridgeHorror know the trick to it]]?"'' Not until the very end of the show did NBC put a disclaimer telling you not to try the moves at home."''
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->''"''"The top rope hurricanrana looks like a devastating finishing maneuver, but it doesn't hurt at all--if you ''know the trick to it''"'' just demean the formidable athletic talents of wrestlers, not to mention [[ViewersAreMorons the intelligence of the fans]].fans. And how many kids are going to be trying these potentially dangerous moves now that they ''"[[FridgeHorror know the trick to it]]?"'' Not until the very end of the show did NBC put a disclaimer telling you not to try the moves at home."''
23rd Nov '15 5:59:56 PM hamonrye
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->''"Oh, and thereís a split-second shot of Bond kicking a military cop in the crotch. Note that he [[{{Badbutt}} wears a helmet on a bike]], lest any children imitate him, but he still kicks a cop in the crotch."'' -->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2011/01/18/non-review-review-octopussy/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''{{Film/Octopussy}}''
29th Sep '15 11:03:00 AM hamonrye
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->''"Yes, {{UsefulNotes/Australia}} continues its valiant efforts to rescue its beer-swilling, thong-wearing, spouse-beating population from moral degeneracy, and I, in turn, continue to fight the power with daring guerrilla tactics--like {{Steam}} codes. Just call me "Play Guevara"! Here comes my attempt to break the land speed record by going from zero to totally minge-squirtingly obvious in just eight words:'' "'''TRY'''-'''BANNY'''-'''GAME'''-'''MAKE'''-'''PEOPLE'''-'''WANTY'''-'''GAME'''-'''MORE'''".'' ''Hatred'' went [[RatedMForMoney straight to the top of the sales chart]] the day it came out and you know damn well it wasn't for its innovative gameplay or its heart-warming love story about a combat boot trying in vain to reunite with a concrete pavement."''
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->''"Yes, {{UsefulNotes/Australia}} continues its valiant efforts to rescue its beer-swilling, thong-wearing, spouse-beating population from moral degeneracy, and I, in turn, continue to fight the power with daring guerrilla tactics--like {{Steam}} codes. Just (Just call me "Play Guevara"! Here comes my attempt to break the land speed record by going from zero to totally minge-squirtingly obvious in just eight words:'' "'''TRY'''-'''BANNY'''-'''GAME'''-'''MAKE'''-'''PEOPLE'''-'''WANTY'''-'''GAME'''-'''MORE'''".'' ''Hatred'' went [[RatedMForMoney straight to the top of the sales chart]] the day it came out Guevara")...and you know damn well it wasn't for its innovative gameplay or its heart-warming love story about a combat boot trying in vain to reunite with a concrete pavement."''
29th Sep '15 11:01:31 AM hamonrye
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->''"White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper ''says'' "guns"? [[HauledBeforeASenateCommittee Congressional hearing]]. "OHH MY GOD, that nigger said gun. And he rhymed it with '''FUN!'''""''
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->''"White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper ''says'' "guns"? [[HauledBeforeASenateCommittee [[HauledBeforeASenateSubCommittee Congressional hearing]]. "OHH MY GOD, that nigger said gun. And he rhymed it with '''FUN!'''""''
29th Sep '15 11:00:50 AM hamonrye
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Moving to more appropriate pages (Hide Your Lesbians. Sex Is Evil, Pop Cultural Isolation) due to length.
->''"White man makes guns? [[ArmsDealer No problem]]. Black rapper ''says'' "guns"? [[SkewedPriorities Congressional hearing]]. "Oh, my God, that nigger said gun, and he rhymed it with '''fun'''"!"''
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->''"White man makes guns? [[ArmsDealer No problem]]. problem. Black rapper ''says'' "guns"? [[SkewedPriorities [[HauledBeforeASenateCommittee Congressional hearing]]. "Oh, my God, "OHH MY GOD, that nigger said gun, and gun. And he rhymed it with '''fun'''"!"'''''FUN!'''""''

->''"White man makes guns? [[ArmsDealer No problem]]. Black rapper ''says'' "guns"? [[SkewedPriorities Congressional hearing]]. "Oh, my God, ->''"The FCC, an appointed body, not elected, answerable '''only''' to the President, decided all on its own that nigger said gun, radio and he rhymed TV were the only two parts of American media not protected by the First Amendment to the Constitution. I'd like to repeat that because it with '''fun'''"!"''sounds '''vaguely important'''. The FCC, an appointed body, not elected, answerable '''only''' to the President, decided ''all on its own'' that radio and TV were the only two parts of American media not protected by the free speech Amendment of the Constitution."'' -->--'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin'''

->'''Gregg:''' ''Owing to its Nike-driven marketing focus, Oregon has led college sports both toward dazzling flashy uniforms and helmets, and toward scantily attired cheerleaders. Is the latter a good idea?''\\ '''Drew:''' I dunno. Ask your boner. [[YouNeedToGetLaid Itís probably been in need of attention]] since 1982.\\ '''Gregg:''' ''They are after all professionals, and the dancing girl who shows lots of skin has a long history in entertainment, at least as far back as vaudeville.''\\ '''Drew:''' [[PoesLaw Is this a parody?]] Is this whole article written By Jon Lovitz in his [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Evelyn Quinn]] costume? WHY, BONERS GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF [[PopCultureIsolation SHECKY GREENE IN THE POCONOS!]] -->--Drew Magary, [[http://deadspin.com/how-to-give-a-ball-bursting-football-speech-1677815240 "Gregg Easterbrook is a Haughty Dipshit"]]
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->'''Gregg:''' ''Owing to its Nike-driven marketing focus, Oregon has led college sports both toward dazzling flashy uniforms and helmets, and toward scantily attired cheerleaders. Is the latter a good idea?''\\ '''Drew:''' I dunno. Ask your boner. [[YouNeedToGetLaid Itís probably been in need of attention]] since 1982.\\ '''Gregg:''' ''They are after all professionals, and the dancing girl who shows lots of skin has a long history in entertainment, at least as far back as vaudeville.''\\ '''Drew:''' [[PoesLaw Is this a parody?]] Is this whole article written By Jon Lovitz in his [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Evelyn Quinn]] costume? WHY, BONERS GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF [[PopCultureIsolation SHECKY GREENE IN THE POCONOS!]] -->--Drew Magary, [[http://deadspin.com/how-to-give-a-ball-bursting-football-speech-1677815240 "Gregg Easterbrook is a Haughty Dipshit"]]

->''"I am a father, and like many fathers I live in mortal fear of my children attacking me. Thereís already [[WellDoneSonGuy an unspoken tension]] between us. Iím getting older and weaker, theyíre getting bigger and stronger. I donít need lunatics like Creator/DrSeuss exacerbating that tension with lines such as [='=]''[[FauxHorrific We like to hop. We like to hop on top of Pop.]]''[='=]"''
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->''"I am a father, and like many fathers I live in mortal fear of my children attacking me. Thereís already [[WellDoneSonGuy an unspoken tension]] between us. Iím getting older and weaker, theyíre getting bigger and stronger. I donít need lunatics like Creator/DrSeuss exacerbating that tension with lines such as [='=]''[[FauxHorrific [='=]'' We like to hop. We like to hop on top of Pop.]]''[='=]"''''[='=]"''

->''"I am a father, and like many fathers I live ->'''Cecil''' Earlier in mortal fear of my children attacking me. Thereís already [[WellDoneSonGuy an unspoken tension]] between us. Iím getting older and weaker, theyíre getting bigger and stronger. I donít need lunatics like Creator/DrSeuss exacerbating the film Tristan has a miscarriage. As they wheel her into the hospital we see her pants are bloody in the crotch area. The studio wanted him to remove that tension with lines such as [='=]''[[FauxHorrific We like for being too graphic. Here is the same group of producers who forced him to hop. We like to hop add in [[{{Gorn}} gratuitous scenes of violence]] that only detracted from the film, and yet they have one scene that is genuinely disturbing, and they wanted it ''removed''.\\ '''[[MemeticMutation Buzz Lightyear]]''': Hypocrites. Hypocrites everywhere. -->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAkmHSzUIHQ Good Bad Flicks]]'' on top Joe Berlinger, director of Pop.]]''[='=]"''''Film/BookOfShadowsBlairWitch2''

->''"You are disgusting, limp, soulless sacks of filth. You have earned the contempt and hatred of all decent human beings forever, and we will do all we can to smash the filthy phallic idol of sodomy you bow and serve and worship. Contempt, because you struck from behind, cravenly; and hatred, because you serve a cloud of morally-retarded mental smog called Political Correctness, which is another word for hating everything good and bright and decent and sane in life."'' -->--Novelist '''John C. Wright''' [[http://www.jimchines.com/2014/12/john-wright-legend-of-korra/ loses his shit]] over ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'' ->''"I assume Wrightís blog post was written over the course of several days, as he would have needed time to swoon over the horrific perversion of women holding hands...Keep in mind, this is a show that not only had explicit male/female smooching, but has also shown a woman being suffocated to death via airbending, the imprisonment and torture of Korra, the suicide of a season one villain, and plenty of other instances of brutal violence. But this is what Wright feels he must ďprotectĒ the children from."'' -->--'''Jim C. Hines'''

->''"Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and [[MilesGloriosus attacked a hot fudge sundae.]]"''
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->''"Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and [[MilesGloriosus [[WindmillCrusader attacked a hot fudge sundae.]]"''

->''"People had stopped donating blood because they were so afraid of AIDS. So I wanted to do a story that involved blood donorship and the whole story was structured that we would need blood donors from the ''Enterprise'' to show that the crewmembers were not afraid of donating blood. I even wanted us to put a card at the end of the episode saying [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle you can donate blood, contact your local Red Cross]]...I go off to a ''Star Trek'' cruise and come back to find there has been a clusterfuck. Rick Berman writes that we canít do this episode and how we are on at 4PM in some markets and mommies are going to write letters."''
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->''"People had stopped donating blood because they were so afraid of AIDS. So I wanted to do a story that [[RippedFromTheHeadlines involved blood donorship and the whole story was structured that we would need blood donors donors]] from the ''Enterprise'' to show that the crewmembers were not afraid of donating blood. I even wanted us to put a card at the end of the episode saying [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle you can donate blood, contact your local Red Cross]]...Cross...I go off to a ''Star Trek'' cruise and come back to find there has been a clusterfuck. Rick Berman writes that we canít do this episode and how we are on at 4PM in some markets and mommies are going to write letters."''

->''"People threaten my life and tell me what a cow I am....Thereís a lot of people I love on {{Twitter}}, but unfortunately you canít read those without reading deranged neocons telling you [[TheFundamentalist you should be buried under a pile of rocks.]]"''
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->''"People threaten my life and tell me what a cow I am....Thereís ->''"Thereís a lot of people I love on {{Twitter}}, but unfortunately you canít read those without reading deranged neocons telling you [[TheFundamentalist you should be buried under a pile of rocks.]]"''

->''"Guess what, for all the [[FanDumb fans]] who [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks complain]] that the US {{Toku}} shows have no balls... well, itís not that we donít want to; there are standards and practices that we have to abide by for network television. So itís just not legal to show these things in a kid show in the US and thatís not negotiable. Trust me, we tried and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar we did manage to push some stuff through]], youíll see, but [[InfantImmortality guns held at kids' heads]] and [[NeverSayDie people dying]]? No can do."''
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->''"Guess what, for all the [[FanDumb fans]] fans who [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks complain]] complain that the US {{Toku}} shows have no balls... well, itís not that we donít want to; there are standards and practices that we have to abide by for network television. So itís just not legal to show these things in a kid show in the US and thatís not negotiable. Trust me, we tried and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar we did manage to push some stuff through]], through, youíll see, but [[InfantImmortality guns held at kids' heads]] and [[NeverSayDie people dying]]? No can do."''

->''"Press conference yielded the usual crop of daftness. I've been asked if I related personally to {{Film/Carrington}}[='=]s tortured relationship with sex and replied that no, not really, I'd had a very pleasant time since I was fifteen. This elicited very disapproving copy from the Brits... No wonder people think [[LieBackAndThinkOfEngland don't have sex in England.]]"'' -->-- '''Creator/EmmaThompson''', ''Bringing Jane Austen's Novel to Film ''

->''"The FCC, an appointed body, not elected, answerable '''only''' to the President, decided all on its own that radio and TV were the only two parts of American media not protected by the First Amendment to the Constitution. I'd like to repeat that because it sounds '''vaguely important'''. The FCC, an appointed body, not elected, answerable '''only''' to the President, decided ''all on its own'' that radio and TV were the only two parts of American media not protected by the free speech Amendment of the Constitution."'' -->--'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin'''
20th Jul '15 11:17:02 AM johnnyfog
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'''Gregg:''' ''Professional cheerleaders ought to exude sex appeal. They are after all professionals, and the dancing girl who shows lots of skin has a long history in entertainment, at least as far back as vaudeville.''\\ '''Drew:''' [[PoesLaw Is this a parody?]] Is this whole article written By Jon Lovitz in his [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Evelyn Quinn]] costume? WHY, BONERS GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF [[PopCultureIsolation SHECKY GREENE IN THE POCONOS!]]\\ '''Gregg:''' ''They're adults legally, and sociologically more like grown-ups than kids.''\\ '''Drew:''' Are you saying [[Music/BritneySpears theyíre not a girl, not yet a wommmannnnn?!]] Thatís the kind of quality analysis that [[KnowNothingKnowItAll gets you a Brookings fellowship.]]
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'''Gregg:''' ''Professional cheerleaders ought to exude sex appeal. They ''They are after all professionals, and the dancing girl who shows lots of skin has a long history in entertainment, at least as far back as vaudeville.''\\ '''Drew:''' [[PoesLaw Is this a parody?]] Is this whole article written By Jon Lovitz in his [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Evelyn Quinn]] costume? WHY, BONERS GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF [[PopCultureIsolation SHECKY GREENE IN THE POCONOS!]]\\ '''Gregg:''' ''They're adults legally, and sociologically more like grown-ups than kids.''\\ '''Drew:''' Are you saying [[Music/BritneySpears theyíre not a girl, not yet a wommmannnnn?!]] Thatís the kind of quality analysis that [[KnowNothingKnowItAll gets you a Brookings fellowship.]]POCONOS!]]
20th Jul '15 11:12:17 AM johnnyfog
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->''"Yes, {{UsefulNotes/Australia}} continues its valiant efforts to rescue its beer-swilling, thong-wearing, spouse-beating population from moral degeneracy, and I, in turn, continue to fight the power with daring guerrilla tactics--like {{Steam}} codes. Just call me "Play Guevara"! Here comes my attempt to break the land speed record by going from zero to totally minge-squirtingly obvious in just eight words: "'''TRY'''-'''BANNY'''-'''GAME'''-'''MAKE'''-'''PEOPLE'''-'''WANTY'''-'''GAME'''-'''MORE'''". ''Hatred'' went [[RatedMForMoney straight to the top of the sales chart]] the day it came out and you know damn well it wasn't for its innovative gameplay or its heart-warming love story about a combat boot trying in vain to reunite with a concrete pavement."''
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->''"Yes, {{UsefulNotes/Australia}} continues its valiant efforts to rescue its beer-swilling, thong-wearing, spouse-beating population from moral degeneracy, and I, in turn, continue to fight the power with daring guerrilla tactics--like {{Steam}} codes. Just call me "Play Guevara"! Here comes my attempt to break the land speed record by going from zero to totally minge-squirtingly obvious in just eight words: "'''TRY'''-'''BANNY'''-'''GAME'''-'''MAKE'''-'''PEOPLE'''-'''WANTY'''-'''GAME'''-'''MORE'''". words:'' "'''TRY'''-'''BANNY'''-'''GAME'''-'''MAKE'''-'''PEOPLE'''-'''WANTY'''-'''GAME'''-'''MORE'''".'' ''Hatred'' went [[RatedMForMoney straight to the top of the sales chart]] the day it came out and you know damn well it wasn't for its innovative gameplay or its heart-warming love story about a combat boot trying in vain to reunite with a concrete pavement."''
20th Jul '15 11:12:04 AM johnnyfog
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[[folder:Web Animation]] ->''"Yes, {{UsefulNotes/Australia}} continues its valiant efforts to rescue its beer-swilling, thong-wearing, spouse-beating population from moral degeneracy, and I, in turn, continue to fight the power with daring guerrilla tactics--like {{Steam}} codes. Just call me "Play Guevara"! Here comes my attempt to break the land speed record by going from zero to totally minge-squirtingly obvious in just eight words: "'''TRY'''-'''BANNY'''-'''GAME'''-'''MAKE'''-'''PEOPLE'''-'''WANTY'''-'''GAME'''-'''MORE'''". ''Hatred'' went [[RatedMForMoney straight to the top of the sales chart]] the day it came out and you know damn well it wasn't for its innovative gameplay or its heart-warming love story about a combat boot trying in vain to reunite with a concrete pavement."'' -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''{{VideoGame/Hatred}}'' [[/folder]]
5th Jul '15 6:52:13 PM Premonition45
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-->--'''Creator/ChrisRock'''
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-->--'''Creator/ChrisRock''' -->--'''Creator/ChrisRock''', ''Never Scared''
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