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3rd Aug '14 8:59:52 AM TinyTedDanson
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->'''Roy''': Hello Judy. What can I do for you?\\ '''Judy''': '''[[NoIndoorVoice COMPUTER'S BROKEN.]]'''\\ '''Roy''': Is it a PC or a Mac?\\ '''Judy''': ({{beat}}) '''YES.''' -->-- ''Series/TheITCrowd'' ----
16th Sep '13 11:16:36 PM Zaptech
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->''"I was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors! You may ask yourself: who was wearing the bolo tie? You or the shark? Answer: '''YES.'''"
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->''"I was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors! You may ask yourself: who was wearing the bolo tie? You or the shark? Answer: '''YES.'''"'''"''
16th Sep '13 11:16:24 PM Zaptech
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->''"I was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors! You may ask yourself: who was wearing the bolo tie? You or the shark? Answer: '''YES.'''" -->--'''Mister Torgue''', ''Videogame/{{Borderlands 2}}''
27th Dec '12 6:33:44 AM Nohbody
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-->-- ''{{Babylon 5}}''
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15th May '12 4:48:29 AM nmp303
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This joke belongs (and is found) on the main page, not the quotes page.
There's an old joke about a balloonist who gets lost near Seattle. To get his bearings, he descends and asks a local where he is. The local says, "You're in a balloon." He thinks for a second, then consults his map and finds a route home. He'd realized that the answer he received had been both technically accurate and thoroughly useless, so he was probably near Microsoft headquarters in Redmond.
23rd Apr '12 7:49:16 PM bigdork
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There's an old joke about a balloonist who gets lost near Seattle. To get his bearings, he descends and asks a local where he is. The local says, "You're in a balloon." He thinks for a second, then consults his map and finds a route home. He'd realized that the answer he received had been both technically accurate and thoroughly useless, so he was probably near MicroSoft headquarters in Redmond.
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There's an old joke about a balloonist who gets lost near Seattle. To get his bearings, he descends and asks a local where he is. The local says, "You're in a balloon." He thinks for a second, then consults his map and finds a route home. He'd realized that the answer he received had been both technically accurate and thoroughly useless, so he was probably near MicroSoft Microsoft headquarters in Redmond.
23rd Apr '12 7:48:52 PM bigdork
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There's an old joke about a balloonist who gets lost near Seattle. To get his bearings, he descends and asks a local where he is. The local says, "You're in a balloon." He thinks for a second, then consults his map and finds a route home. He'd realized that the answer he received had been both technically accurate and thoroughly useless, so he was probably near MicroSoft headquarters in Redmond.

There's an old joke about a balloonist who gets lost near Seattle. To get his bearings, he descends and asks a local where he is. The local says, "You're in a balloon." He thinks for a second, then consults his map and finds a route home. He'd realized that the answer he received had been both technically accurate and thoroughly useless, so he was probably near MicroSoft headquarters in Redmond.
23rd Apr '12 7:48:26 PM bigdork
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-------- There's an old joke about a balloonist who gets lost near Seattle. To get his bearings, he descends and asks a local where he is. The local says, "You're in a balloon." He thinks for a second, then consults his map and finds a route home. He'd realized that the answer he received had been both technically accurate and thoroughly useless, so he was probably near MicroSoft headquarters in Redmond.
14th Mar '12 11:11:51 AM LooneyToons
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"Doesn't everybody?" -->-- from ''American Kitsune'' by Ed Becerra
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"Doesn't everybody?" everybody?"'' -->-- from ''American Kitsune'' by Ed Becerra'''Ed Becerra'''
14th Mar '12 11:11:18 AM LooneyToons
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->''"jIpumpu' 'ej jIHu'laHbe'," swore Ed loudly.\\ "What did you say?!" asked Dave, poking his head out of the pile.\\ "Klingonese. Ahhh... roughly translated, 'I've fallen, and I can't get up!'"\\ "You speak Klingon?!"\\ "Doesn't everybody?" -->-- from ''American Kitsune'' by Ed Becerra
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