History Quotes / MagnificentBastard

24th Jun '17 2:05:15 PM HeyFella
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'''Bowser:''' [[BigBadWannabe I mean you're an idiot!]] You thought you were using me? ME?! [[HijackedByGanon Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!]]\\

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'''Bowser:''' [[BigBadWannabe I mean you're an idiot!]] You thought you were using me? ME?! [[HijackedByGanon [[TheManBehindTheMan Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!]]\\



'''Bowser:''' I'll tell you how. This castle? Peach? The Dream Stone? ALL MINE. You hear me? They belong to Bowser! [...] Why don't you guys have yourselves a pity party? Me, I'm done with you. Dream Stone! Let's get dreamy! Take me to the top!\\
'''Dreambert:''' Such a betrayal... [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen I pity you, Antasma!]]

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'''Bowser:''' I'll tell you how. This castle? Peach? [[McGuffin The Dream Stone? Stone?]] [[HijackedByGanon ALL MINE. You hear me? They belong to Bowser! Bowser!]] [...] Why don't you guys have yourselves a pity party? Me, I'm done with you. Dream Stone! Let's get dreamy! Take me to the top!\\
'''Dreambert:''' Such a betrayal... [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen Such a betrayal... I pity you, Antasma!]]



->'''Armstrong:''' Well if it isn't saucy Jack? [[YouAreTooLate Just a little too late, as usual...]]\\

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->'''Armstrong:''' ->'''Senator Steven Armstrong:''' Well if it isn't saucy Jack? [[YouAreTooLate Just a little too late, as usual...]]\\



'''Armstrong:''' [laughs] ''Idiot.'' You're not ending our plan, you're ''expanding'' it. Checked {{the internet}} lately?\\

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'''Armstrong:''' [laughs] ''[laughs]'' ''Idiot.'' You're not ending our plan, you're ''expanding'' it. Checked {{the internet}} lately?\\



'''Raiden:''' Show me! [Raiden's codec displays several news reports] How did they...? The story leaked early...? Then Marshal's plan is ruined.\\

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'''Raiden:''' Show me! [Raiden's ''[Raiden's codec displays several news reports] reports]'' How did they...? The story leaked early...? Then Marshal's plan is ruined.\\



'''Armstrong:''' They left us their great "ism"s! Nationalism! Unilateralism! Materialism! Welcome maxims for those with no faith -- without guiding principles of their own. Give yourself up to the whole. No need to better yourself -- you're American! You're number one! Then the only value left is the dollar value -- the economy. So we'll do whatever it takes to keep it humming along. Even war. Especially war.\\
'''Raiden:''' [shakes his head] Bullshit.\\

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'''Armstrong:''' They left us their great "ism"s! Nationalism! Unilateralism! Materialism! Welcome maxims for those with no faith -- without guiding principles of their own. Give yourself up to the whole. No need to better yourself -- you're American! ''American!'' You're number one! Then the only value left is the dollar value -- the economy. So we'll do whatever it takes to keep it humming along. Even war. Especially ''Especially'' war.\\
'''Raiden:''' [shakes ''[shakes his head] head]'' Bullshit.\\



'''Armstrong:''' Relax, Jack. It's a "war on terror." We're not out to kill civilians. Extremists. Lawless gangs. Madmen. [[HeKnowsTooMuch Of course that would have to include you. Wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating the message.]]

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'''Armstrong:''' Oh, Relax, Jack. It's a "war on terror." We're not out to kill civilians. Extremists. Lawless gangs. Madmen. [[HeKnowsTooMuch Of course that would have to include you. Wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating the message.]]
26th Apr '17 5:55:36 AM HeyFella
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'''Bowser:''' [[BigBadWannabe I mean you're an idiot!]] You thought you were using me?! ME?! [[HijackedByGanon Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!]]\\

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'''Bowser:''' [[BigBadWannabe I mean you're an idiot!]] You thought you were using me?! me? ME?! [[HijackedByGanon Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!]]\\
18th Apr '17 6:34:01 AM HeyFella
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'''Bowser:''' [[BigBadWannabe I mean that you're an idiot!]] You thought you were using me?! ME?! [[HijackedByGanon Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!]]\\

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'''Bowser:''' [[BigBadWannabe I mean that you're an idiot!]] You thought you were using me?! ME?! [[HijackedByGanon Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!]]\\
25th Mar '17 7:08:38 PM HeyFella
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'''Dreambert:''' Such a betrayal... [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen I pity you, Antasma!]]\\

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'''Dreambert:''' Such a betrayal... [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen I pity you, Antasma!]]\\Antasma!]]
25th Mar '17 5:07:55 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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->Our showdown, while inevitable, is premature. Although it would be the simplest thing for me to take away your bending right now, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim I won't.]] [[DontCreateAMartyr You'd only become a martyr. Benders of every nation would rally behind your untimely demise]], but I assure you, [[TheChessmaster I have a plan]]. And I'm saving you for last, then you'll get your duel, [[BreakThemByTalking and I will destroy you.]]

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->Our showdown, while inevitable, is premature. [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Although it would be the simplest thing for me to take away your bending right now, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim now]], I won't.]] won't. [[DontCreateAMartyr You'd only become a martyr. Benders of every nation would rally behind your untimely demise]], but I assure you, [[TheChessmaster I have a plan]]. And I'm saving you for last, then you'll get your duel, [[BreakThemByTalking and I will destroy you.]]



->'''Super Buu''': "It's your fault! [[MyKungFuIsStrongerThanYours You were stronger that me and I had to be the strongest!]] [[CrazyPrepared I made this plan when I felt you far off in space...]] I felt the possibility of someone stronger than me. So I thought '[[YouWillBeAssimilated If Super Gotenks was a part of me]], [[InvincibleVillain no one could be stronger than I!]]' [[WeaksauceWeakness But it looked like there was a time limit on the power of those brats.]] I heard them talking about it. I didn't want to go back to normal after I absorbed them, so I waited for my next chance. They could turn into Super Gotenks again in an hour so I hid until then.

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->'''Super Buu''': "It's your fault! [[MyKungFuIsStrongerThanYours You were stronger that me and I had to be the strongest!]] [[CrazyPrepared I made this plan when I felt you far off in space...]] space... I felt the possibility of someone stronger than me. So I thought '[[YouWillBeAssimilated If Super Gotenks was a part of me]], [[InvincibleVillain no one could be stronger than I!]]' [[WeaksauceWeakness But it looked like there was a time limit on the power of those brats.]] I heard them talking about it. I didn't want to go back to normal after I absorbed them, so I waited for my next chance. They could turn into Super Gotenks again in an hour so I hid until then.



->'''Super Buu''': "[[DramaticallyMissingThePoint You don't get it.]] [[DesperatelyLookingForAPurposeInLife What's the point of being the best if you're the only one?]]"

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->'''Super Buu''': "[[DramaticallyMissingThePoint You "You don't get it.]] it. [[DesperatelyLookingForAPurposeInLife What's the point of being the best if you're the only one?]]"



->'''Gohan''': "That's a pretty accurate observation. [[JustifiedTrope Looks like you were justified in absorbing Piccolo.]]"

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->'''Gohan''': "That's a pretty accurate observation. [[JustifiedTrope Looks like you were justified in absorbing Piccolo.]]""



'''Bowser:''' [[BigBadWannabe I mean that you're an idiot!]] [[DealWithTheDevil You thought you were using me?!]] [[EvilerThanThou ME?!]] [[HijackedByGanon Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!]]\\

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'''Bowser:''' [[BigBadWannabe I mean that you're an idiot!]] [[DealWithTheDevil You thought you were using me?!]] [[EvilerThanThou ME?!]] me?! ME?! [[HijackedByGanon Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!]]\\



'''Dreambert:''' [[LampshadeHanging Such a betrayal]]... [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen I pity you, Antasma!]]\\
'''Antasma:''' SCREEP! [[DontYouDarePityMe Save your pity.]] Save it for Bowser! But before I take him... Dreambert...I vill... [[LastVillainStand TAKE YOU!]]

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'''Dreambert:''' [[LampshadeHanging Such a betrayal]]... betrayal... [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen I pity you, Antasma!]]\\
'''Antasma:''' SCREEP! [[DontYouDarePityMe Save your pity.]] Save it for Bowser! But before I take him... Dreambert...I vill... [[LastVillainStand TAKE YOU!]]
Antasma!]]\\



'''Raiden:''' Armstrong?! [[HumongousMecha Impressive little toy]] [[LampshadeHanging you got there.]] But your [[EvilPlan plan]] ends here.\\

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'''Raiden:''' Armstrong?! [[HumongousMecha Impressive little toy]] [[LampshadeHanging toy you got there.]] But your [[EvilPlan plan]] ends here.\\



'''Armstrong:''' Relax, Jack. It's a "war on terror." We're not out to kill civilians. Extremists. Lawless gangs. Madmen. [[PreAsskickingOneLiner Of course that would have to include you.]] [[HeKnowsTooMuch Wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating the message.]]

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'''Armstrong:''' Relax, Jack. It's a "war on terror." We're not out to kill civilians. Extremists. Lawless gangs. Madmen. [[PreAsskickingOneLiner [[HeKnowsTooMuch Of course that would have to include you.]] [[HeKnowsTooMuch you. Wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating the message.]]



->'''Master Xehanort''': Ah, but destiny is never left to chance. [[MoralEventHorizon I merely guided them to their proper places]].The broken boy who failed to be the blade...the misguided master who sacrificed herself for a friend...and the feckless youth who became my new vessel.

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->'''Master Xehanort''': Ah, but destiny is never left to chance. [[MoralEventHorizon [[ManipulativeBastard I merely guided them to their proper places]].places.]] The broken boy who failed to be the blade...the misguided master who sacrificed herself for a friend...and the feckless youth who became my new vessel.



->'''Master Xehanort''': Yes, he did. [[AlmightyJanitor That dull, ordinary boy ─ a Keyblade wielder so unlike any I have ever seen]].However, I have not abandoned my ambitions ─ the seven guardians of light and the thirteen seekers of darkness.

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->'''Master Xehanort''': Yes, he did. [[AlmightyJanitor That dull, ordinary boy ─ a Keyblade wielder so unlike any I have ever seen]].seen.]] However, I have not abandoned my ambitions ─ the seven guardians of light and the thirteen seekers of darkness.
25th Mar '17 4:56:18 PM HeyFella
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'''Bowser:''' I mean that you're an idiot! [[DealWithTheDevil You thought you were using me?!]] [[EvilerThanThou ME?!]] [[HijackedByGanon Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!]]\\

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'''Bowser:''' [[BigBadWannabe I mean that you're an idiot! idiot!]] [[DealWithTheDevil You thought you were using me?!]] [[EvilerThanThou ME?!]] [[HijackedByGanon Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!]]\\
3rd Feb '17 12:56:29 AM DarkEdgyHedgehog
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->'''Mickey''': What you did back then ─ your mistakes ─ changed the destinies of three of my friends!
->'''Master Xehanort''': Ah, but destiny is never left to chance. [[MoralEventHorizon I merely guided them to their proper places]].The broken boy who failed to be the blade...the misguided master who sacrificed herself for a friend...and the feckless youth who became my new vessel.
->'''Mickey''': I couldn't find a way to save 'em. But I wanted to believe that their sacrifice stopped you for good. Why? How was I so blind? I should have seen it, as soon as Maleficent started gathering the seven princesses of heart.
->'''Master Xehanort''': [[TheChessmaster Yes. They were all my doing. I used the evil fairy to find seven pure lights for me, just as I prepared thirteen vessels to fill with pure darkness.]]
->'''Riku''': But you failed. Sora stopped you in your tracks on both counts.
->'''Master Xehanort''': Yes, he did. [[AlmightyJanitor That dull, ordinary boy ─ a Keyblade wielder so unlike any I have ever seen]].However, I have not abandoned my ambitions ─ the seven guardians of light and the thirteen seekers of darkness.
->'''Mickey''': Seven guardians of light? Well, for Keyblade wielders, there's me and Riku and Sora. And my three missing friends, that's six. Then the seventh would be...That means... the thirteen seekers of darkness...
->'''Master Xehanort''': Yes, little king. Perceptive. But Sora and another on your list belong to me now. And that puts you three guardians short. But worry not. All of the pieces are destined to appear. Your seven lights just like my thirteen darknesses, whose final clash will beget the prize I seek ─
->'''Xehanort & Mickey''': The χ-blade!
-->-- Master Xehanort explaining his plan in ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance''
4th Dec '16 4:48:42 PM HeyFella
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->'''Armstrong:''' Well if it isn't saucy Jack? [[YouAreTooLate Just a little yoo late, as usual...]]\\

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->'''Armstrong:''' Well if it isn't saucy Jack? [[YouAreTooLate Just a little yoo too late, as usual...]]\\
30th Nov '16 4:56:45 PM HeyFella
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'''Antasma:''' Vut in the...[[BigNo No!]] How could you?!\\

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'''Antasma:''' Vut in the... [[BigNo No!]] How could you?!\\



'''Armstrong:''' [[PrivateMilitaryContractors PMCs]], arms manufacturers.... Job creators, Jack! All those workers spending money, paying taxes... Trust me, a little war can work wonders.\\

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'''Armstrong:''' [[PrivateMilitaryContractors PMCs]], arms manufacturers....manufacturers... Job creators, Jack! All those workers spending money, paying taxes... Trust me, a little war can work wonders.\\
30th Nov '16 5:37:13 AM HeyFella
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->'''Antasma:''' SCREEP! Impressive, to haff come so far...\\

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->'''Antasma:''' SCREEP! [[VampireVords Impressive, to haff come so far...\\]]\\


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->'''Armstrong:''' Well if it isn't saucy Jack? [[YouAreTooLate Just a little yoo late, as usual...]]\\
'''Raiden:''' Armstrong?! [[HumongousMecha Impressive little toy]] [[LampshadeHanging you got there.]] But your [[EvilPlan plan]] ends here.\\
'''Armstrong:''' [laughs] ''Idiot.'' You're not ending our plan, you're ''expanding'' it. Checked {{the internet}} lately?\\
'''Raiden:''' Pfft.\\
'''Boris:''' Raiden! Air Force One is turning back to the States!\\
'''Raiden:''' What? How'd they know?!\\
'''Boris:''' Someone posted photos of [[StormingTheCastle what's happening to the base]]. The whole world is up in arms!\\
'''Raiden:''' Show me! [Raiden's codec displays several news reports] How did they...? The story leaked early...? Then Marshal's plan is ruined.\\
'''Boris:''' The hell it is! Look what they're saying! The story just went live and already they are calling for blood!\\
'''Raiden:''' But the president was saved...?\\
'''Armstrong:''' And yet American blood was spilled\\
'''Raiden:''' By Americans! Besides, a few dozen soldiers is tragic, but nothing to start a major war over.\\
'''Armstrong:''' That's just the spark, son. The excuse we've been waiting for. America's wanted this war for years. The Patriots -- they knew war was good for the economy. Four years later their legacy lingers on...\\
'''Raiden:''' The memes...\\
'''Armstrong:''' They left us their great "ism"s! Nationalism! Unilateralism! Materialism! Welcome maxims for those with no faith -- without guiding principles of their own. Give yourself up to the whole. No need to better yourself -- you're American! You're number one! Then the only value left is the dollar value -- the economy. So we'll do whatever it takes to keep it humming along. Even war. Especially war.\\
'''Raiden:''' [shakes his head] Bullshit.\\
'''Armstrong:''' The Patriots planted the seed -- we don't need them around to filter and foster their memes any longer. We're spreading them just fine ourselves. Every American man, woman and child... We're all sons of the Patriots now! We just need something to jump start the economy out of this funk. This recession it's been stuck in since the fall of SOP.\\
'''Raiden:''' And the military costs? Wasting billions is going to help the economy?\\
'''Armstrong:''' [[PrivateMilitaryContractors PMCs]], arms manufacturers.... Job creators, Jack! All those workers spending money, paying taxes... Trust me, a little war can work wonders.\\
'''Raiden:''' So grease the gears with some innocent blood, is that it?\\
'''Armstrong:''' Relax, Jack. It's a "war on terror." We're not out to kill civilians. Extremists. Lawless gangs. Madmen. [[PreAsskickingOneLiner Of course that would have to include you.]] [[HeKnowsTooMuch Wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating the message.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance''
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