History Quotes / MagicalNegro

4th Feb '16 11:13:29 PM TheCuza
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->'''Elroy (ConfessionCam):''' My name is Elroy Patashnik, and from 2006 to 2009, I was addicted to encouraging white people.\\ ''[Cut to Elroy approaching a white man getting meatballs at a buffet]''\\ '''Elroy:''' All riiight... Now there's a man who knows his meatballs!\\ '''Man:''' ''[smiles]'' Thank you.\\ ''[Cut to Elroy and a group of white men laughing]''\\ '''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' It started as simple survival. The tech industry in the [=90s=]? This face, this voice? They really gonna help you, or hold you back? So, you... tap the gas, because, well, why tap the brake?\\ '''Elroy:''' ''[to one of the men]'' Oh, you ''know.'' You ''know'' what you're doing. ''[puts his arm around the man]'' This man knows ''exactly'' what he's doing!\\ ''[Cut to Elroy approaching a white couple sitting at a table with a flask]''\\ '''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' I learned the cheat code: White people like encouragement. It really doesn't matter what for.\\ '''Elroy:''' ''[points at the flask]'' Now ''that's'' a container for liquor!\\ '''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' I never felt like a sellout, I never laughed at anything unfunny, never said anything untrue! The thing is -- and this ''will'' sound racist -- white people are very discouraged, and very discouraging to each other.\\ ''[Cut to Garrett and Stacey at the buffet]''\\ '''Stacey:''' Sweetie, you're getting meatball juice everywhere but your plate.\\ '''Garrett:''' I think I'm doing better than ''you'' are with your asparagus!\\ '''Elroy:''' ''[to Garrett]'' Ohhh, now ''that's'' the way to handle meatballs! ''[to Stacey]'' And look at you! Workin' that asparagus!\\ '''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' So, the day you start telling them "Hey! Just do what you're doing!"...\\ '''Stacey:''' I love you.\\ '''Garrett:''' I love ''you''.\\ ''[Elroy winks in the background]''\\ '''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' ...you feel like a ''superhero!'' ... What's the danger? Why'd I stop? Well, same as anything else that makes you feel good. If you don't put a lid on it...\\ ''[Cut to Elroy serenading a white man in front of all the wedding guests]''\\ '''Elroy:''' ♪ Ohhh, look... at these pants. Bow, bow bow. He should keep on wearin', keep on wearin' his paaa-haaa-aaaaaaaants! ♪\\ '''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' ...there's no lid. -->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "[[Recap/CommunityS6E12WeddingVideography Wedding Videography]]"
20th Jan '16 2:33:36 PM MegaMarioMan
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->''"I was raised on TV and I was [[TaughtByTelevsion conditioned to believe]] that every black woman over 50 is a cosmic mentor.''
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->''"I was raised on TV and I was [[TaughtByTelevsion [[TaughtByTelevision conditioned to believe]] that every black woman over 50 is a cosmic mentor.''
10th Nov '15 6:25:34 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' {{Rifftrax}}
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-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' {{Rifftrax}} Podcast/RiffTrax
18th Oct '14 10:18:09 AM johnnyfog
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!!!Fiction ->''"I was raised on TV and I was [[TaughtByTelevsion conditioned to believe]] that every black woman over 50 is a cosmic mentor.'' -->-- '''Jeff Winger''', ''Series/{{Community}}'' !!!On works

->''I was raised on TV and I was conditioned to believe that every black woman over 50 is a cosmic mentor.'' -->-- '''Jeff Winger''', ''Series/{{Community}}''
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->''I was raised on TV ->''"In this movie, a black guy is accidentally put in charge of an advertising firm, and I was conditioned then revolutionizes the business with the built-in irreverent street wisdom all black guys in movies have. Since then, about 10 movies identical to believe that it get made every black woman over 50 is year. Because like my college textbook said, years of research into marketing and advertising will never be as successful as a cosmic mentor.'' -->-- '''Jeff Winger''', ''Series/{{Community}}'' noisy man who [[UncleTomfoolery likes to dance and says 'motherfucker!']] at the end of all his sentences."''\\ -- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' on ''Film/PutneySwope''
21st Apr '14 3:51:22 AM nighttrainfm
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-> ''"If Film/TheDarkKnight and TheGreenMile have taught us one thing, it's that super-sized African American felons are the noblest men on earth."''
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-> ''"If Film/TheDarkKnight [[Film/TheDarkKnight this movie]] and TheGreenMile Film/TheGreenMile have taught us one thing, it's that super-sized African American felons are the noblest men on earth."''
13th Apr '13 11:31:24 PM XFllo
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--->--'''Saul Alinsky'''
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--->--'''Saul -->-- '''Saul Alinsky'''
13th Apr '13 11:31:02 PM XFllo
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--->-- '''Jeff Winger''', ''Series/{{Community}}''
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--->-- -->-- '''Jeff Winger''', ''Series/{{Community}}''
13th Apr '13 11:30:39 PM XFllo
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->'''Jon'''- ''What about all the imaginary black people who help the white community, your [[Film/TheLegendOfBaggerVance Bagger Vance]]s, your Michael Clark Duncan in TheGreenMile, your Creator/MorganFreeman in really almost anything?'' ->'''Wyatt'''- ''Jon, I know you're trying to help but that is so patronising. Look those black men you mentioned, they're not imaginary, they're magical.'' -->'''Series/TheDailyShow: Wyatt Cenac on Imaginary Black On White Crime'''
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->'''Jon'''- ''What ->'''Jon:''' What about all the imaginary black people who help the white community, your [[Film/TheLegendOfBaggerVance Bagger Vance]]s, your Michael Clark Duncan in TheGreenMile, ''Film/TheGreenMile'', your Creator/MorganFreeman in really almost anything?'' ->'''Wyatt'''- ''Jon, anything?"'' ->'''Wyatt:''' Jon, I know you're trying to help but that is so patronising. Look those black men you mentioned, they're not imaginary, they're magical.'' -->'''Series/TheDailyShow: magical. -->''Series/TheDailyShow: Wyatt Cenac on Imaginary Black On White Crime''' Crime''

--->--'''Jeff Winger''', ''Series/{{Community}}'' -> ''If Film/TheDarkKnight and TheGreenMile have taught us one thing, it's that super-sized African American felons are the noblest men on earth.'' --> ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' {{Rifftrax}}
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--->--'''Jeff --->-- '''Jeff Winger''', ''Series/{{Community}}'' -> ''If ''"If Film/TheDarkKnight and TheGreenMile have taught us one thing, it's that super-sized African American felons are the noblest men on earth.'' --> "'' -->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' {{Rifftrax}}
14th Mar '13 12:26:29 PM LongLiveHumour
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->'''Jon'''- ''What about all the imaginary black people who help the white community, your [[Film/TheLegendOfBaggerVance Bagger Vance]]s, your Michael Clark Duncan in TheGreenMile, your MorganFreeman in really almost anything?''
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->'''Jon'''- ''What about all the imaginary black people who help the white community, your [[Film/TheLegendOfBaggerVance Bagger Vance]]s, your Michael Clark Duncan in TheGreenMile, your MorganFreeman Creator/MorganFreeman in really almost anything?''

-->'''TheDailyShow: Wyatt Cenac on Imaginary Black On White Crime'''
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-->'''TheDailyShow: -->'''Series/TheDailyShow: Wyatt Cenac on Imaginary Black On White Crime'''

->''"The film opens with yet another voice over narration by MorganFreeman, extolling the saintly virtues of a white person who deserves our reverence."'' -->-- '''RogerEbert''' reviewing ''TheBucketList''
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->''"The film opens with yet another voice over narration by MorganFreeman, Creator/MorganFreeman, extolling the saintly virtues of a white person who deserves our reverence."'' -->-- '''RogerEbert''' '''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviewing ''TheBucketList'' ''Film/TheBucketList''
22nd Dec '12 5:55:26 PM CalamityJane
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->''"The film opens with yet another voice over narration by MorganFreeman, extolling the saintly virtues of a white person who deserves our reverence."'' -->-- '''RogerEbert''' reviewing ''TheBucketList''
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