History Quotes / MagicalNegro

14th Jan '17 7:18:16 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Elroy:''' (confession cam) It started as simple survival. The tech industry in the [=90s=]? This face, this voice? They really gonna help you, or hold you back? So, you... tap the gas, because, well, why tap the brake?\\
'''Elroy:''' ''(to one of the men)'' Oh, you ''know.'' You ''know'' what you're doing. ''(puts his arm around the man)'' This man knows ''exactly'' what he's doing!\\
''(cut to Elroy approaching a white couple sitting at a table with a flask)''\\

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'''Elroy:''' (confession cam) (''confession cam'') It started as simple survival. The tech industry in the [=90s=]? This face, this voice? They really gonna help you, or hold you back? So, you... tap the gas, because, well, why tap the brake?\\
'''Elroy:''' ''(to (''to one of the men)'' men'') Oh, you ''know.'' You ''know'' what you're doing. ''(puts (''puts his arm around the man)'' man'') This man knows ''exactly'' what he's doing!\\
''(cut (''cut to Elroy approaching a white couple sitting at a table with a flask)''\\flask'')\\
14th Jan '17 7:17:34 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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->'''Elroy:''' ''(ConfessionCam)'' My name is Elroy Patashnik, and from 2006 to 2009, I was addicted to encouraging white people.\\
''(cut to Elroy approaching a white man getting meatballs at a buffet)''\\

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->'''Elroy:''' ''(ConfessionCam)'' (''ConfessionCam'') My name is Elroy Patashnik, and from 2006 to 2009, I was addicted to encouraging white people.\\
''(cut (''cut to Elroy approaching a white man getting meatballs at a buffet)''\\buffet'')\\



'''Man:''' ''(smiles)'' Thank you.\\
''(cut to Elroy and a group of white men laughing)''\\

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'''Man:''' ''(smiles)'' (''smiles'') Thank you.\\
''(cut (''cut to Elroy and a group of white men laughing)''\\laughing'')\\
14th Jan '17 6:26:22 AM TheUnknownUploader
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--> '''Tracy Jordan''', 30 Rock

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--> '''Tracy Jordan''', 30 Rock
Jordan''' playing one of these, ''Series/ThirtyRock''
14th Jan '17 5:49:00 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' I never felt like a sellout, I never laughed at anything unfunny, never said anything untrue! The thing is -- and this ''will'' sound racist -- white people are very discouraged, and very discouraging to each other.\\

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'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' '''Elroy:''' (confession cam) I never felt like a sellout, I never laughed at anything unfunny, never said anything untrue! The thing is -- and this ''will'' sound racist -- white people are very discouraged, and very discouraging to each other.\\
14th Jan '17 5:48:38 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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->'''Elroy (ConfessionCam):''' My name is Elroy Patashnik, and from 2006 to 2009, I was addicted to encouraging white people.\\
''[Cut to Elroy approaching a white man getting meatballs at a buffet]''\\
'''Elroy:''' All riiight... Now there's a man who knows his meatballs!\\
'''Man:''' ''[smiles]'' Thank you.\\
''[Cut to Elroy and a group of white men laughing]''\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' It started as simple survival. The tech industry in the [=90s=]? This face, this voice? They really gonna help you, or hold you back? So, you... tap the gas, because, well, why tap the brake?\\
'''Elroy:''' ''[to one of the men]'' Oh, you ''know.'' You ''know'' what you're doing. ''[puts his arm around the man]'' This man knows ''exactly'' what he's doing!\\
''[Cut to Elroy approaching a white couple sitting at a table with a flask]''\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' I learned the cheat code: White people like encouragement. It really doesn't matter what for.\\
'''Elroy:''' ''[points at the flask]'' Now ''that's'' a container for liquor!\\

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->'''Elroy (ConfessionCam):''' ->'''Elroy:''' ''(ConfessionCam)'' My name is Elroy Patashnik, and from 2006 to 2009, I was addicted to encouraging white people.\\
''[Cut ''(cut to Elroy approaching a white man getting meatballs at a buffet]''\\
buffet)''\\
'''Elroy:''' All riiight... Now ''All riiight''... Now, there's a man who knows his meatballs!\\
'''Man:''' ''[smiles]'' ''(smiles)'' Thank you.\\
''[Cut ''(cut to Elroy and a group of white men laughing]''\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):'''
laughing)''\\
'''Elroy:''' (confession cam)
It started as simple survival. The tech industry in the [=90s=]? This face, this voice? They really gonna help you, or hold you back? So, you... tap the gas, because, well, why tap the brake?\\
'''Elroy:''' ''[to ''(to one of the men]'' men)'' Oh, you ''know.'' You ''know'' what you're doing. ''[puts ''(puts his arm around the man]'' man)'' This man knows ''exactly'' what he's doing!\\
''[Cut ''(cut to Elroy approaching a white couple sitting at a table with a flask]''\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):'''
flask)''\\
'''Elroy:''' ''(confession cam)''
I learned the cheat code: White people like encouragement. It really doesn't matter what for.\\
'''Elroy:''' ''[points ''(points at the flask]'' flask)'' Now ''that's'' a container for liquor!\\



''[Cut to Garrett and Stacey at the buffet]''\\

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''[Cut ''(cut to Garrett and Stacey at the buffet]''\\buffet)''\\



'''Elroy:''' ''[to Garrett]'' Ohhh, now ''that's'' the way to handle meatballs! ''[to Stacey]'' And look at you! Workin' that asparagus!\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' So, the day you start telling them "Hey! Just do what you're doing!"...\\

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'''Elroy:''' ''[to Garrett]'' ''(to Garrett)'' Ohhh, now ''that's'' the way to handle meatballs! ''[to Stacey]'' ''(to Stacey)'' And look at you! Workin' that asparagus!\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' '''Elroy:''' (confession cam) So, the day you start telling them "Hey! Just do what you're doing!"...\\



''[Elroy winks in the background]''\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' ...you feel like a ''superhero!'' ... What's the danger? Why'd I stop? Well, same as anything else that makes you feel good. If you don't put a lid on it...\\
''[Cut to Elroy serenading a white man in front of all the wedding guests]''\\

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''[Elroy ''(Elroy winks in the background]''\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' ...
background)''\\
'''Elroy:''' ''(confession cam)'' ...
you feel like a ''superhero!'' ... What's the danger? Why'd I stop? Well, same as anything else that makes you feel good. If you don't put a lid on it...\\
''[Cut ''(cut to Elroy serenading a white man in front of all the wedding guests]''\\guests)''\\



'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' ...there's no lid.

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'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' ...'''Elroy:''' ''(confession cam)'' ...there's no lid.
4th Jun '16 10:35:18 PM VanHohenheimOfXerxes
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-->-- '''WebVideo/theNostalgiaCritic''' in his [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS3E21 review]] of ''Film/FreeWilly''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/theNostalgiaCritic''' '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' in his [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS3E21 review]] of ''Film/FreeWilly''
4th Jun '16 10:34:56 PM VanHohenheimOfXerxes
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->''"Oh, hey, a supportive black person looking out for a lost white person! Gah, I havenít seen that in a movie since...every movie ever made, I think."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/theNostalgiaCritic''' in his [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS3E21 review]] of ''Film/FreeWilly''
4th Feb '16 11:13:29 PM TheCuza
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->'''Elroy (ConfessionCam):''' My name is Elroy Patashnik, and from 2006 to 2009, I was addicted to encouraging white people.\\
''[Cut to Elroy approaching a white man getting meatballs at a buffet]''\\
'''Elroy:''' All riiight... Now there's a man who knows his meatballs!\\
'''Man:''' ''[smiles]'' Thank you.\\
''[Cut to Elroy and a group of white men laughing]''\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' It started as simple survival. The tech industry in the [=90s=]? This face, this voice? They really gonna help you, or hold you back? So, you... tap the gas, because, well, why tap the brake?\\
'''Elroy:''' ''[to one of the men]'' Oh, you ''know.'' You ''know'' what you're doing. ''[puts his arm around the man]'' This man knows ''exactly'' what he's doing!\\
''[Cut to Elroy approaching a white couple sitting at a table with a flask]''\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' I learned the cheat code: White people like encouragement. It really doesn't matter what for.\\
'''Elroy:''' ''[points at the flask]'' Now ''that's'' a container for liquor!\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' I never felt like a sellout, I never laughed at anything unfunny, never said anything untrue! The thing is -- and this ''will'' sound racist -- white people are very discouraged, and very discouraging to each other.\\
''[Cut to Garrett and Stacey at the buffet]''\\
'''Stacey:''' Sweetie, you're getting meatball juice everywhere but your plate.\\
'''Garrett:''' I think I'm doing better than ''you'' are with your asparagus!\\
'''Elroy:''' ''[to Garrett]'' Ohhh, now ''that's'' the way to handle meatballs! ''[to Stacey]'' And look at you! Workin' that asparagus!\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' So, the day you start telling them "Hey! Just do what you're doing!"...\\
'''Stacey:''' I love you.\\
'''Garrett:''' I love ''you''.\\
''[Elroy winks in the background]''\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' ...you feel like a ''superhero!'' ... What's the danger? Why'd I stop? Well, same as anything else that makes you feel good. If you don't put a lid on it...\\
''[Cut to Elroy serenading a white man in front of all the wedding guests]''\\
'''Elroy:''' ♪ Ohhh, look... at these pants. Bow, bow bow. He should keep on wearin', keep on wearin' his paaa-haaa-aaaaaaaants! ♪\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' ...there's no lid.
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "[[Recap/CommunityS6E12WeddingVideography Wedding Videography]]"
20th Jan '16 2:33:36 PM MegaMarioMan
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->''"I was raised on TV and I was [[TaughtByTelevsion conditioned to believe]] that every black woman over 50 is a cosmic mentor.''

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->''"I was raised on TV and I was [[TaughtByTelevsion [[TaughtByTelevision conditioned to believe]] that every black woman over 50 is a cosmic mentor.''
10th Nov '15 6:25:34 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' {{Rifftrax}}

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-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' {{Rifftrax}}
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