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->'''Wolf:''' The "Meet and Meat" is no joke. There's, uh... how do I say this? A lot of pool cues, not a lot of pockets, if you know what I mean.\\
'''Judy:''' No. What do you mean?\\
'''Wolf:''' A lot of hot dogs, not a lot of buns.\\
'''Judy:''' Huh?\\
'''Honeybee:''' What he's saying is there'll be tons of, uh, Washington Monuments, not a lot of Grand Canyons. Do we need to spell this out for you?\\
'''Judy:''' Maybe.\\
'''Wolf:''' A lot of letters, not a lot of envelopes.\\
'''Honeybee:''' A lot of prairie dogs, not a lot of prairie dog holes.\\
'''Ham:''' A lot of feet, not a lot of socks.\\
'''Wolf:''' Ham gets it.\\
'''Moon:''' Tons of... [=DVDs=], not a ton of... DVD shelves to put 'em on?\\
'''Wolf:''' Oh, uh, kinda. Yeah. Good try, Moon. A lot of Wrestling/{{Andre the Giant}}s, not a lot of gigantic sleeping bags.\\
'''Judy:''' Uh, what are you guys talking about?!\\
'''Wolf:''' A lot of men, very few women.\\
'''Judy:''' Oh... okay, then, yeah.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheGreatNorth'', "[[Recap/TheGreatNorthS1E4RomanticMeatBasedAdventure Romantic Meat-Based Adventure]]"
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->''"Hi, my name is Hobie, Hobie Brown… I was bitten by a-- ''Wouldn't you like to know? Get what I mean?''"''
-->-- '''Hobie Brown[=/=]Spider-Punk''', ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse''
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->'''Carmelita:''' Look, Sly. For once let's cut the flirty chit-chat and get down to business. I need an experienced tail gunner. Jump in and grab the gun. We got a bird to take down.\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Sly:''' That's ''not'' flirty chit-chat?
-->-- ''VideoGame/Sly2BandOfThieves''

->''"I'd never have a problem with the ladies, especially when I've a broadside aimed at their sailboat... Savvy?"''
-->-- '''Captain [=LeFwee=]''', ''VideoGame/Sly3HonorAmongThieves''
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->Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean
->Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine
->Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lights
->If you can, baby boy then we can go all night
->'Cause it's zero to sixty in three point five
->Baby you got the keys
->Now shut up and drive, drive, drive
->Shut up and drive, drive, drive

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->Get ->''Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean
->Got
mean\\
Got
a ride that's smoother than a limousine
->Can
limousine\\
Can
you handle the curves, can you run all the lights
->If
lights\\
If
you can, baby boy then we can go all night
->'Cause
night\\
'Cause
it's zero to sixty in three point five
->Baby
five\\
Baby
you got the keys
->Now
keys\\
Now
shut up and drive, drive, drive
->Shut
drive\\
Shut
up and drive, drive, drivedrive''



->All night, show it, just you and the crowd
->Doing tricks you've never seen
->And I bet that I can make you believe
->In love and sex and magic
->So let me drive my body around you
->I bet you know what I mean
->Cause you know that I can make you believe
->In love and sex and magic

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->All night, show it, just you and the crowd
->Doing
crowd\\
Doing
tricks you've never seen
->And
seen\\
And
I bet that I can make you believe
->In
believe\\
In
love and sex and magic
->So
magic\\
So
let me drive my body around you
->I
you\\
I
bet you know what I mean
->Cause
mean\\
Cause
you know that I can make you believe
->In
believe\\
In
love and sex and magicmagic''

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-->--''Manga/DontMeddleWithMyDaughter''

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-->--''Manga/DontMeddleWithMyDaughter''
-->-- ''Manga/DontMeddleWithMyDaughter''



-->--'''Music/{{Rihanna}}''', "Shut Up And Drive" Not the only part of the song that's so blatant that the {{Double Entendre}}s turn into single entendres, mind you.

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-->--'''Music/{{Rihanna}}''', -->-- '''Music/{{Rihanna}}''', "Shut Up And Drive" Not the only part of the song that's so blatant that the {{Double Entendre}}s turn into single entendres, mind you.



-->--'''Music/{{Ciara}}''', "Love Sex Magic" Again with the "driving" metaphor..

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-->--'''Music/{{Ciara}}''', -->-- '''Music/{{Ciara}}''', "Love Sex Magic" Again with the "driving" metaphor..



--> -- ''Series/TheDailyShow''

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-->--''Film/TheFinalGirls''

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-->--''Film/TheFinalGirls''
-->-- ''Film/TheFinalGirls''


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->''"Soooo, you’re Victor’s kid?"'' She asks as she takes a big gulp of her drink.\\\
''"Yeah?"'' Of course it’s not like dad was a nobody, but it’s still a weird thing to ask.\\\
''"Nah. I just saw him. He had his little 'meetings' with my parents. And yeah, I mean exactly what you think I mean."''
-->-- ''Trials in Tainted Space''
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->'''Mimi''': Anyone wanna help me pick some strawberries?\\
'''Kurt''': Nope, but I'll give you a hand with those melons! Talkin' about her boobs. You guys get me, right?
-->--''Film/TheFinalGirls''
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-->--''Manga/UchiNoMusumeNiTeODasuNa''

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-->--''Manga/UchiNoMusumeNiTeODasuNa''
-->--''Manga/DontMeddleWithMyDaughter''
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->''(regarding Blue Skull's association to Artemis)''
->'''Athena:''' ''(suspiciously)'' "You -- Who are you to her?!"
->'''Blue Skull:''' ''(smug grin)'' "Well... you could say I'm [[FriendsWithBenefits her "therapist".]] Let's leave it at that, for now."
-->--''Manga/UchiNoMusumeNiTeODasuNa''
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->''"Pause!"''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/DashieGames'''
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->'''Brad''': I saw [[FreudWasRight your report]]; it came up a little ''short'', if you know what I'm talkin' about.

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->'''Brad''': I saw [[FreudWasRight your report]]; report; it came up a little ''short'', if you know what I'm talkin' about.



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-> ''"So tell me, buddy, [...] Exactly how far didja... y'know... melt the ice queen, if ya know what I mean?"''
-->-- '''Touji''', ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod'', ''chapter 4''

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-->Rihanna, "Shut Up And Drive" Not the only part of the song that's so blatant that the {{Double Entendre}}s turn into single entendres, mind you.

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-->Rihanna, -->--'''Music/{{Rihanna}}''', "Shut Up And Drive" Not the only part of the song that's so blatant that the {{Double Entendre}}s turn into single entendres, mind you.



--> Ciara, "Love Sex Magic" Again with the "driving" metaphor..

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--> Ciara, -->--'''Music/{{Ciara}}''', "Love Sex Magic" Again with the "driving" metaphor..
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->'''Larry:''' Man! Oz, I would love to get me some of that Buffy and Willow action, if you know what I mean.\\

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->'''Larry:''' Man! Oz, I would love to get me some of that Buffy and Willow action, if you know what I mean.\\
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->''Larry:''' Man! Oz, I would love to get me some of that Buffy and Willow action, if you know what I mean.\\

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->''Larry:''' ->'''Larry:''' Man! Oz, I would love to get me some of that Buffy and Willow action, if you know what I mean.\\
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->''Larry:''' Man! Oz, I would love to get me some of that Buffy and Willow action, if you know what I mean.\\
'''Oz:''' That's great, Larry. You've really mastered the single entendre.
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Phases"
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-->-- '''JFK''', ''CloneHigh''

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-->-- '''JFK''', ''CloneHigh''
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--> -- ''TheDailyShow''

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--> -- ''TheDailyShow''
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-->-- ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', during an office sketch


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-->-- ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', during an office sketch

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->'''Mal''': If you ever think about unloading this place, I might be able to help you out.
->'''Gomez''': Out of the question! These four acres have been in my family ever since Queen Isabella of Spain deeded it to my great ancestor, Alfonso the Enormous, for services rendered.
->'''Mal''': What services?
->'''Gomez''': ...Alfonso the ''enormous''. Do I have to draw you a diagram?
-->-- ''TheAddamsFamily'', TheMusical

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->'''Mal''': ->'''Mal:''' If you ever think about unloading this place, I might be able to help you out.
->'''Gomez''':
out.\\
'''Gomez:'''
Out of the question! These four acres have been in my family ever since Queen Isabella of Spain deeded it to my great ancestor, Alfonso the Enormous, for services rendered.
->'''Mal''':
rendered.\\
'''Mal:'''
What services?
->'''Gomez''': ...
services?\\
'''Gomez:''' ...
Alfonso the ''enormous''. Do I have to draw you a diagram?
-->-- ''TheAddamsFamily'', ''Series/TheAddamsFamily'', TheMusical

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->'''Black''': haa I get it. You meant something else and that's why it's funny.
-->-- ''Webcomic/BlackAdventures'' [[http://blackadventurescomic.com/2011/10/04/episode-19-part-34/]]
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->'''Mal''': If you ever think about unloading this place, I might be able to help you out.
->'''Gomez''': Out of the question! These four acres have been in my family ever since Queen Isabella of Spain deeded it to my great ancestor, Alfonso the Enormous, for services rendered.
->'''Mal''': What services?
->'''Gomez''': ...Alfonso the ''enormous''. Do I have to draw you a diagram?
-> ''TheAddamsFamily'', TheMusical
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->'''Brad''': I saw [[FreudWasRight your report]]; it came up a little ''short'', if you know what I'm talkin' about.
->'''Ryan''': Well, I've been having a little problem with my ''[[TheLoinsSleepTonight RAM]]'', if you get my drift.
->'''Colin''': Everyone's been laughing at your briefs, if you know what I mean.
->*{{Beat}}*
->'''Ryan''': ...No, I don't know what you mean.
-->-- ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', during an office sketch
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->'''Interviewee''': There will be many, uh, ''second honeymoons''...
->'''Jon''': [[DontExplainTheJoke [They're] going to get laid]], is what he's trying to say. The miners, when they get home, will probably have a nice bowl of soup, and then they're all gonna get laid. It is what it is.
--> -- ''TheDailyShow''

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