History Quotes / KungfuJesus

19th Mar '16 6:18:01 AM Hossmeister
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10th Feb '16 2:51:22 AM Mythros
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->''"I have conquered the world."''
-->--'''John, 16:33'''

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->''"I ->''"In this world you will have conquered trouble. But take heart! '''I have overcome the world.world'''."''
-->--'''John, 16:33'''
16:33 (NIV)'''
18th Jan '15 10:00:28 PM Hylarn
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->[Being held up by two Iraqi soldiers]
->"''My children, you should know something.''
->'''''...I'm packing.'''''"

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->[Being held up by two Iraqi soldiers]
->"''My
soldiers]\\
"''My
children, you should know something.''
->'''''...
''\\
'''''...
I'm packing.'''''"



-> [[ThisLoserIsYou You can't do what Jesus can do (Jesus shits all over you)]]
-> There are three of him, and there's only one of you (and Jesus can [[{{Flight}} fly]])
-> He can cure a blind man, you can't cure the flu
-> He's a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot zombie wizard, who also knows kung fu]]

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-> [[ThisLoserIsYou You can't do what Jesus can do (Jesus shits all over you)]]
->
you)]]\\
There are three of him, and there's only one of you (and Jesus can [[{{Flight}} fly]])
->
fly]])\\
He can cure a blind man, you can't cure the flu
->
flu\\
He's a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot zombie wizard, who also knows kung fu]]



-->"''Imagine if Jesus knew kung-fu; that's what everybody is dealing with.''"

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-->"''Imagine ->"''Imagine if Jesus knew kung-fu; that's what everybody is dealing with.''"



->--taken from a GaiaOnline roleplay post

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->--taken -->--taken from a GaiaOnline roleplay post
18th Aug '14 2:38:28 PM TheOneWhoTropes
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--> Crow T. Robot {{MST3K}} "Santa Claus"

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--> Crow '''Crow T. Robot {{MST3K}} Robot''' ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' "Santa Claus"



-->--FamilyGuy

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-->--FamilyGuy
-->--WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy



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5th Jul '14 9:34:33 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Alright, motherfuckers. In times like this, religion is often forgotten, so I'm gonna remind you of how awesome Jesus is. First off, his [[PowerLevel power level]] is fucking 9,001. THAT IS [[MemeticMutation OVER 9 THOUSAND]]! Show some respect for that. He'd kick all your asses. Second, he dares to have a Mexican name despite the fact that he is not Mexican. Only the greats do that. Third, he could conjure water and self-rez when his [[PartyWipe group wiped]] for the fifth fucking time that night so no one had to run back. That's a fucking time-saver right there! And finally, he is a great supporter of cannibalism. So much so that he actually ENCOURAGES people to eat his flesh and drink his blood. Any questions?"''
->--taken from a GaiaOnline roleplay post

-> "Action Jesus! Manger sold separately."

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->''"Alright, motherfuckers. In times like this, religion is often forgotten, so I'm gonna remind you of how awesome Jesus is. First off, his [[PowerLevel power level]] is fucking 9,001. THAT IS [[MemeticMutation OVER 9 THOUSAND]]! Show some respect for that. He'd kick all your asses. Second, he dares to have a Mexican name despite the fact that he is not Mexican. Only the greats do that. Third, he could conjure water and self-rez when his [[PartyWipe group wiped]] for the fifth fucking time that night so no one had to run back. That's a fucking time-saver right there! And finally, he is a great supporter of cannibalism. So much so that he actually ENCOURAGES people to eat his flesh and drink his blood. Any questions?"''
->--taken from a GaiaOnline roleplay post

-> "Action
->''"Action Jesus! Manger sold separately.""''


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->''"Wachowski brothers fans have noted the deliberate parallels between the messianic Neo and the Biblical story of the moneychangers in the temple, in which Christ pulled out a Beretta and killed about 50 security guards."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' on ''Film/TheMatrix''


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->''"Alright, motherfuckers. In times like this, religion is often forgotten, so I'm gonna remind you of how awesome Jesus is. First off, his [[PowerLevel power level]] is fucking 9,001. THAT IS [[MemeticMutation OVER 9 THOUSAND]]! Show some respect for that. He'd kick all your asses. Second, he dares to have a Mexican name despite the fact that he is not Mexican. Only the greats do that. Third, he could conjure water and self-rez when his [[PartyWipe group wiped]] for the fifth fucking time that night so no one had to run back. That's a fucking time-saver right there! And finally, he is a great supporter of cannibalism. So much so that he actually ENCOURAGES people to eat his flesh and drink his blood. Any questions?"''
->--taken from a GaiaOnline roleplay post
3rd Jan '14 6:49:14 PM JIKTV
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->''"Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. 4.0 Beta, [[ThisISASentenceBitch bitch!]]"''

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->''"Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. 4.0 Beta, [[ThisISASentenceBitch [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"''
21st Dec '13 8:25:46 AM charlessage
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--> [Fred Dryer] was TV's Hunter?! That's like finding out Jesus knew karate! Imagine that, Stan, karate Jesus!

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--> -> [Fred Dryer] was TV's Hunter?! That's like finding out Jesus knew karate! Imagine that, Stan, karate Jesus!
21st Dec '13 8:25:26 AM charlessage
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--> [Fred Dryer] was TV's Hunter?! That's like finding out Jesus knew karate! Imagine that, Stan, karate Jesus!
-->-- '''[[CloudCuckooLander Xander Crews]]''', ''FriskyDingo''
19th Nov '12 2:51:34 AM EarlOfSandvich
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-->Jesus, in the episode ''Red Sleigh Down,'' SouthPark

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-->Jesus, in the episode ''Red Sleigh Down,'' SouthPark
WesternAnimation/SouthPark
30th May '12 11:54:07 AM SingingRain
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--> ''FanFic/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''

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--> ''FanFic/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''
''WebVideo/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''
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