History Quotes / JokeItem

22nd Jan '17 4:39:54 AM nm3youtube
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->''"I read through the whole book, and even though it tells you to collect items to use in other places, [[GuideDangIt I've never been able to figure out how or where to use any of them]]. I eventually just started experimenting with them all. I tried using a beer I found, which didn't seem to do anything except make the controls and graphics even worse than they were before - hard to believe, I know. There's a mirror that kind of... shimmers.[[note]]Not actually a JokeItem, as it's required to complete Periphery[[/note]] There's a chain with a hook on the end that attaches to the ceiling and swings there for... no apparent reason or effect. There's a watch that temporarily stops time, I think. And I found a bunch of items that don't seem to do anything, like a [[Film/TheBlairWitchProject Blair Witch]] doll[[note]]Not actually a JokeItem, as it's required for Purgatory, which Spoony never reached[[/note]], a bong[[note]]Actually a vial of blood - not actually a JokeItem, as it shows hidden paths[[/note]], a flashlight[[note]]Not actually a JokeItem, as it lights up dark rooms[[/note]], a firey thing, a guitar, a cardboard box, a stereo,[[note]]Previous two aren't {{Joke Item}}s; they're even worse[[/note]] a shovel[[note]]Not actually a JokeItem, as it allows you to obtain a secondary weapon that uses Tantanik Crystals as ammo[[/note]]... I don't know. My favorite useless item is the cigarette, because when you use it, ''[[SmokingIsNotCool it kills you]]''!"''

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->''"I read through the whole book, and even though it tells you to collect items to use in other places, [[GuideDangIt I've never been able to figure out how or where to use any of them]]. I eventually just started experimenting with them all. I tried using a beer I found, which didn't seem to do anything except [[CantHoldHisLiquor make the controls and graphics even worse than they were before before]] - hard to believe, I know. There's a mirror that kind of... shimmers.[[note]]Not actually a JokeItem, as it's required to complete Periphery[[/note]] There's a chain with a hook on the end that attaches to the ceiling and swings there for... no apparent reason or effect. There's a watch that temporarily stops time, I think. And I found a bunch of items that don't seem to do anything, like a [[Film/TheBlairWitchProject Blair Witch]] doll[[note]]Not actually a JokeItem, as it's required for Purgatory, which Spoony never reached[[/note]], a bong[[note]]Actually a vial of blood - not actually a JokeItem, as it shows hidden paths[[/note]], a flashlight[[note]]Not actually a JokeItem, as it lights up dark rooms[[/note]], a firey fiery thing, a guitar, a cardboard box, a stereo,[[note]]Previous two aren't {{Joke Item}}s; they're even worse[[/note]] a shovel[[note]]Not actually a JokeItem, as it allows you to obtain a secondary weapon that uses Tantanik Crystals as ammo[[/note]]... I don't know. My favorite useless item is the cigarette, because when you use it, ''[[SmokingIsNotCool it kills you]]''!"''
22nd Jan '17 3:15:14 AM nm3youtube
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-->--[[http://lparchive.org/The-World-Ends-With-You/Update%2015/ Let's Play]] ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou''

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-->--[[http://lparchive.org/The-World-Ends-With-You/Update%2015/ Let's Play]] ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou''''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou''

->''"I read through the whole book, and even though it tells you to collect items to use in other places, [[GuideDangIt I've never been able to figure out how or where to use any of them]]. I eventually just started experimenting with them all. I tried using a beer I found, which didn't seem to do anything except make the controls and graphics even worse than they were before - hard to believe, I know. There's a mirror that kind of... shimmers.[[note]]Not actually a JokeItem, as it's required to complete Periphery[[/note]] There's a chain with a hook on the end that attaches to the ceiling and swings there for... no apparent reason or effect. There's a watch that temporarily stops time, I think. And I found a bunch of items that don't seem to do anything, like a [[Film/TheBlairWitchProject Blair Witch]] doll[[note]]Not actually a JokeItem, as it's required for Purgatory, which Spoony never reached[[/note]], a bong[[note]]Actually a vial of blood - not actually a JokeItem, as it shows hidden paths[[/note]], a flashlight[[note]]Not actually a JokeItem, as it lights up dark rooms[[/note]], a firey thing, a guitar, a cardboard box, a stereo,[[note]]Previous two aren't {{Joke Item}}s; they're even worse[[/note]] a shovel[[note]]Not actually a JokeItem, as it allows you to obtain a secondary weapon that uses Tantanik Crystals as ammo[[/note]]... I don't know. My favorite useless item is the cigarette, because when you use it, ''[[SmokingIsNotCool it kills you]]''!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6-B3Ywi6Os first "review" of]] ''VideoGame/BloodwingsPumpkinheadsRevenge''
9th Aug '16 12:13:34 AM Hylarn
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-->Obtained '''Long Live the Ice'''!
-->'''Press an enemy''' to [[HarmlessFreezing encase it in ice and stop it from moving]]. ([[ContractualBossImmunity Some enemies may not be affected]].)
-->'''Orange Fluffy Sheep''': Look at this pin! Look how BAD it is! It's almost begging you to make fun of it because at least then you're paying attention to it!

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-->Obtained ->Obtained '''Long Live the Ice'''!
-->'''Press
Ice'''!\\
'''Press
an enemy''' to [[HarmlessFreezing encase it in ice and stop it from moving]]. ([[ContractualBossImmunity Some enemies may not be affected]].)
-->'''Orange
)\\\
'''Orange
Fluffy Sheep''': Look at this pin! Look how BAD it is! It's almost begging you to make fun of it because at least then you're paying attention to it!
9th Aug '16 12:13:10 AM Hylarn
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->'''Orange Fluffy Sheep''': Look at this pin! Look how BAD it is! It's almost begging you to make fun of it because at least then you're paying attention to it!

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->'''Orange -->'''Orange Fluffy Sheep''': Look at this pin! Look how BAD it is! It's almost begging you to make fun of it because at least then you're paying attention to it!
25th Jun '16 11:11:37 AM billybobfred
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-->'''Press an enemy''' to encase it in ice and stop it from moving. (Some enemies may not be affected.)

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-->'''Press an enemy''' to [[HarmlessFreezing encase it in ice and stop it from moving. (Some moving]]. ([[ContractualBossImmunity Some enemies may not be affected.affected]].)
25th Jun '16 11:10:56 AM billybobfred
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-->--'''Gilgamesh''' upon using Excalipoor in Various ''VideoGame/FinalFantasy'' games.

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-->--'''Gilgamesh''' upon using Excalipoor in Various ''VideoGame/FinalFantasy'' games.games.

-->Obtained '''Long Live the Ice'''!
-->'''Press an enemy''' to encase it in ice and stop it from moving. (Some enemies may not be affected.)
->'''Orange Fluffy Sheep''': Look at this pin! Look how BAD it is! It's almost begging you to make fun of it because at least then you're paying attention to it!
-->--[[http://lparchive.org/The-World-Ends-With-You/Update%2015/ Let's Play]] ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou''
26th Nov '15 7:11:07 PM Adept
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-->''[[FinalFantasyXIII2 Final Fantasy XIII-2]]''

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-->''[[FinalFantasyXIII2 Final Fantasy XIII-2]]''
-->''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII2''



-->--'''Gilgamesh''' upon using Excalipoor in Various ''FinalFantasy'' games.

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-->--'''Gilgamesh''' upon using Excalipoor in Various ''FinalFantasy'' ''VideoGame/FinalFantasy'' games.
6th Sep '15 10:36:17 PM SilverSupernova
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-->--'''Gilgamesh''' upon using Excalipoor in Dissidia12Duodecium

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-->--'''Gilgamesh''' upon using Excalipoor in Dissidia12DuodeciumVarious ''FinalFantasy'' games.
27th Aug '15 6:46:09 PM SilverSupernova
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-->''[[FinalFantasyXIII2 Final Fantasy XIII-2]]''

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-->''[[FinalFantasyXIII2 Final Fantasy XIII-2]]''XIII-2]]''

->''"This is FAR from the strongest of swords! I feel so betrayed!"''
-->--'''Gilgamesh''' upon using Excalipoor in Dissidia12Duodecium
28th Aug '12 10:21:52 AM JMQwilleran
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->'''Noel''': Monsters don't kill people; people kill people. Does that sound about right?
->'''Mog''': (''chuckles darkly'') Truer words were never spoken, kupo. People are much more scary than monsters, kupo! We risked our lives to solve the case, kupo, and how does the government pay us? Not with gil, but bits and bobs and household goods, kupo! No one needs ten years worth of toilet paper, kupo! No one! I had no choice but to decline their offer. The government is evil, kupo! Humans are evil, kupo! (Fragment Discovered! Kalavinka Fragment You obtain 4500 CP! ... Item Acquired! You obtain a Toilet Paper Coupon!)
-->''[[FinalFantasyXIII2 Final Fantasy XIII-2]]''
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