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->'''Will:''' Oh, uh, uh, Trenton, Secaucus, Fort Lee, Passaic.\\
'''Grace:''' Places that suck!\\
'''Will:''' Yes.\\
'''Rob:''' Hey! Guys, (''gestures to his wife Ellen'') we live near Secaucus.\\
'''Will:''' Don't slow us down. Ok, uh, bad accents, bad taste, overworked hair, social stigma.\\
'''Grace:''' Things kids have who are born in New Jersey!\\
'''Will:''' Right!\\
'''Rob:''' Hey!\\
'''Will:''' Oh, guys. It's just a game. I'm sure your kid won't have any of that.
-->--''Series/WillAndGrace''
'''Grace:''' Places that suck!\\
'''Will:''' Yes.\\
'''Rob:''' Hey! Guys, (''gestures to his wife Ellen'') we live near Secaucus.\\
'''Will:''' Don't slow us down. Ok, uh, bad accents, bad taste, overworked hair, social stigma.\\
'''Grace:''' Things kids have who are born in New Jersey!\\
'''Will:''' Right!\\
'''Rob:''' Hey!\\
'''Will:''' Oh, guys. It's just a game. I'm sure your kid won't have any of that.
-->--''Series/WillAndGrace''
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->''"We're not insane. We're from New Jersey."''
-->-- '''Bernice Bannister''', ''Film/Madhouse1990''
-->-- '''Bernice Bannister''', ''Film/Madhouse1990''
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->''This guy thinks he can threaten us where we live? Ms. Marvel has a message for him. This is Jersey City. We talk loud, we walk fast, and we don't take any disrespect. Don't mess.''
-->-- ''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014''
-->-- ''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014''
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->'''(603):''' YOUR STATE IS STUPID
->'''(201):''' Did you miss a turn again?
->'''(603):''' WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
-->-- '''Website/TextsFromLastNight'''
->'''(201):''' Did you miss a turn again?
->'''(603):''' WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
-->-- '''Website/TextsFromLastNight'''
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'''Cardinal:''' "Attempt to steal," you mean. The vanity in this man Hudson Hawk! The Vatican has foiled the advances of pirates and terrorists. We will not lie down for some schmuck from New Jersey.
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-> ''They drove over a long, deserted bridge as they left the city behind them. On either side you could see the river flowing – a thick brown that was probably more chocolate milk. The surface was covered in tiny ripples as the rain hit it. The road changed to a checkerboard pattern about halfway over, and once they had finished crossing they were greeted by trees with red-and-white peppermint trunks. A green metal sign told them “Welcome to New Jersey.”\\
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Paul stared out the window at the bizarre landscape. “Thank goodness, it’s completely unharmed,” he said.''
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Anthropology}}''
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-->-- '''{{Hamilton}}''''''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'''
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-->-- '''Metatron''' to Bethany in ''{{Dogma}}''
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-> ''"Everything is legal in New Jersey."''
-->-- '''{{Hamilton}}'''
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'''Nightmares the Clown:''' When you entered my hell, you walked past a sign that says "Abandon hope, all who enter." It is because I have dominion over you. It's an implicit contract\\
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'''Nightmares the Clown:''' When you entered my hell, you walked past a sign that says "Abandon hope, all who enter." It is because I have dominion over you. It's an implicit contract\\contract.\\
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'''Nightmares the Clown:''' I'm paraphrasing. It acutally said "Welcome to New Jersey."
-->-- ''Podcast/ThrillingAdventureHour'', "The Devil You Know"
-->-- ''Podcast/ThrillingAdventureHour'', "The Devil You Know"
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'''Nightmares the Clown:''' I'm paraphrasing. It acutally actually said "Welcome to New Jersey."
-->--''Podcast/ThrillingAdventureHour'', ''Podcast/TheThrillingAdventureHour'', "The Devil You Know"
-->--
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'''Peggy Olsen:''' No one does.
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'''Peggy Olsen:''' Olson:''' No one does.
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->'''Julio:''' I don't want to go to Newark.\\
'''Peggy Olsen:''' No one does.
-->-- '''Series/MadMen'''
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'''Dame:''' I walked past by no such sign!\\
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'''Dame:''' I walked past by no such sign!\\
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-> '''Gun-Toting Dame:''' Why can't I pull the trigger?\\
'''Nightmares the Clown:''' When you entered my hell, you walked past a sign that says "Abandon hope, all who enter." It is because I have dominion over you. It's an implicit contract\\
'''Dame:''' I walked past by no such sign!\\
'''Nightmares the Clown:''' I'm paraphrasing. It acutally said "Welcome to New Jersey."
-->-- ''Podcast/ThrillingAdventureHour'', "The Devil You Know"
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Deep in the heart of Jersey!\\''
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Deep in the heart of Jersey!\\''Jersey!''
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->''Oh the factory smoke will make you choke,\\
Deep in the heart of Jersey!\\
And the city rats run in big packs,\\
Deep in the heart of Jersey!\\
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Oh the Parkway man takes a quarter from your hand,\\
Deep in the heart of Jersey!\\
And Route 17, the traffic there is mean,\\
Deep in the heart of Jersey!\\
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Oh the city skies ain't fit for flies,\\
Deep in the heart of Jersey!\\
And the pizza man says "I'ma no unnerstan',"\\
Deep in the heart of Jersey!\\
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Oh the dumps in June ain't like perfume,\\
Deep in the heart of Jersey!\\
But it's my state; I think it's great,\\
Deep in the heart of Jersey!\\''
-->-- '''[[ExcitedKidsShowHost Uncle Floyd]]'''
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->''"And, sure enough, away we go into New Jersey. Sing ho! for the open road and that sort of thing. America's heritage--what? So there I am, happy, carefree, emotionally adjusted, all set to be wafted through the bright, wonderful countryside--and what happens? Newark, that's what happens. Psychologically, to say nothing of industrially, it is all wrong... It puts me in a bad humor for hours, and it just isn't worth it. There must be states out West that would be glad to have a city like Newark. New Mexico, for example."''
-->-- '''George S. Kaufman''', ''Magazine/TheNewYorker'', "Does Newark Have To Be Where It Is?"
-->-- '''George S. Kaufman''', ''Magazine/TheNewYorker'', "Does Newark Have To Be Where It Is?"
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Because tramps like us, baby we were born to run''\\
-- ''BruceSpringsteen'', Born to Run, the state's "Unofficial Youth Rock Anthem"
->''Today, sleep is regarded as a complex and inconstant state, a state not unlike New Jersey.''\\
-- '''Howie Mandel''', on ''Series/StElsewhere''
->''You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.''\\
-- '''Anonymous Doctor'''
-- ''BruceSpringsteen'', Born to Run, the state's "Unofficial Youth Rock Anthem"
->''Today, sleep is regarded as a complex and inconstant state, a state not unlike New Jersey.''\\
-- '''Howie Mandel''', on ''Series/StElsewhere''
->''You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.''\\
-- '''Anonymous Doctor'''
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Because tramps like us, baby we were born to run''\\
-- ''BruceSpringsteen'',run''
-->-- '''Music/BruceSpringsteen''', Born to Run, the state's "Unofficial Youth Rock Anthem"
->''Today, ->''"Today, sleep is regarded as a complex and inconstant state, a state not unlike New Jersey.''\\
--"''
-->-- '''Howie Mandel''', on ''Series/StElsewhere''
->''You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.''\\
--''
-->-- '''Anonymous Doctor'''
-- ''BruceSpringsteen'',
-->-- '''Music/BruceSpringsteen''', Born to Run, the state's "Unofficial Youth Rock Anthem"
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-->-- '''Howie Mandel''', on ''Series/StElsewhere''
->''You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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-->-- '''Anonymous Doctor'''
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->''"Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished, and no one's asking you to build an arc. All you have to do is go to New Jersey."''\\
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->''"Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished, and no one's asking you to build an arc. All you have to do is go to New Jersey."''\\
--"''
-->-- '''Metatron''' to Bethany in ''{{Dogma}}''
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-->-- '''Metatron''' to Bethany in ''{{Dogma}}''
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And the red bank bayonne.''\\
-- '''Paul Kieffer'''
->'''''Anna Baragli:''' He's definitely gonna steal the Codex. I can feel it. I'm not sure when.\\
'''Cardinal:''' "Attempt to steal," you mean. The vanity in this man Hudson Hawk! The Vatican has foiled the advances of pirates and terrorists. We will not lie down for some schmuck from New Jersey.''\\
-- from ''HudsonHawk''
->'''Leela:''' Who would've thought hell would really exist? And that it would be in New Jersey?
->'''Fry:''' Actually...
-- '''Paul Kieffer'''
->'''''Anna Baragli:''' He's definitely gonna steal the Codex. I can feel it. I'm not sure when.\\
'''Cardinal:''' "Attempt to steal," you mean. The vanity in this man Hudson Hawk! The Vatican has foiled the advances of pirates and terrorists. We will not lie down for some schmuck from New Jersey.''\\
-- from ''HudsonHawk''
->'''Leela:''' Who would've thought hell would really exist? And that it would be in New Jersey?
->'''Fry:''' Actually...
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And the red bank bayonne.''\\
--''
-->-- '''Paul Kieffer'''
->'''''Anna ->'''Anna Baragli:''' He's definitely gonna steal the Codex. I can feel it. I'm not sure when.\\
'''Cardinal:''' "Attempt to steal," you mean. The vanity in this man Hudson Hawk! The Vatican has foiled the advances of pirates and terrorists. We will not lie down for some schmuck from NewJersey.''\\
-- from ''HudsonHawk''
Jersey.
-->-- ''Film/HudsonHawk''
->'''Leela:''' Who would've thought hell would really exist? And that it would be in NewJersey?
->'''Fry:'''Jersey?\\
'''Fry:''' Actually...
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-->-- '''Paul Kieffer'''
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'''Fry:''' Actually...
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->'''Mayor:''' He's New Jersey's problem now.
->'''Mayor:''' He's New Jersey's problem now.
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->'''Scientist:''' I thought the army destroyed Godzilla?
->'''Mayor:'''Godzilla?\\
'''Mayor:''' He's New Jersey's problem now.
->'''Mayor:'''
'''Mayor:''' He's New Jersey's problem now.
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->Located in you know where the fuck we are, and bordered by a bunch of places that can suck it -- especially you, Pennsylvania -- New Jersey is one of the nation's oldest and most historic states. So fuck you. Founded by a guy who could kick your state founder's ass, and boasting some of the safest, cleanest cities in America -- you hear that, jerk? -- New Jersey will destroy you, just say the word. And while the state has in recent years come under fire from environmental groups, that doesn't fucking matter because Jersey rules. Oh, and by the way, the entire state was balls-deep in your girlfriend last night.
-->--''[[TheOnion Our Dumb World]]''
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-->--''[[TheOnion Our Dumb World]]''
-->-- ''Literature/OurDumbWorld''
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->''"So robots have a hell?"\\
"It's in New Jersey."\\
Anyanka nodded sagely. It would pretty much have to be.''\\
-- from ''[[http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-12653-12/ShayneT+Wishes.htm Wishes]]'', Chapter 12, by [=ShayneT=]
"It's in New Jersey."\\
Anyanka nodded sagely. It would pretty much have to be.''\\
-- from ''[[http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-12653-12/ShayneT+Wishes.htm Wishes]]'', Chapter 12, by [=ShayneT=]
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"It's
Anyanka nodded sagely. It would pretty much have to be.''\\
-- from ''[[http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-12653-12/ShayneT+Wishes.htm Wishes]]'', Chapter 12, by [=ShayneT=]
->'''Fry:''' Actually...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Hell Is Other Robots"
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-->-- ''GodzillaTheSeries''
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->Located in you know where the fuck we are, and bordered by a bunch of places that can suck it -- especially you, Pennsylvania -- New Jersey is one of the nation's oldest and most historic states. So fuck you. Founded by a guy who could kick your state founder's ass, and boasting some of the safest, cleanest cities in America -- you hear that, jerk? -- New Jersey will destroy you, just say the word. And while the state has in recent years come under fire from environmental groups, that doesn't fucking matter because Jersey rules. Oh, and by the way, the entire state was balls-deep in your girlfriend last night.
-->--''[[TheOnion Our Dumb World]]''
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->'''Scientist:''' I thought the army destroyed Godzilla?
->'''Mayor:''' He's New Jersey's problem now.
-->-- ''GodzillaTheSeries''
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->''Today, sleep is regarded as a complex and inconstant state, a state not unlike New Jersey.''\\
-- '''Howie Mandel''', on ''StElsewhere''
->''You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.''\\
-- '''Anonymous Doctor'''
->'''''Q:''' How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?\\
'''A:''' Three: One to change the bulb, one to witness, and the third to shoot the witness.''
->''"Moses was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to part an ocean. All you have to do is go to New Jersey."''\\
-- '''Metatron''' to Bethany in ''{{Dogma}}''
->''Twas bergen and the eirie road\\
Did mahwah into paterson:\\
All jersey were the ocean groves,\\
And the red bank bayonne.\\
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"Beware the Hopatcong, my son!\\
The teeth that bite, the nails that claw!\\
Beware the bound brook bird, and shun\\
The kearney communipaw."\\
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He took his belmar blade in hand:\\
Long time the folsom foe he sought\\
Till rested he by a bayway tree\\
And stood a while in thought.\\
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And, as in nutley thought he stood,\\
The Hopatcong with eyes of flame,\\
Came whippany through the englewood,\\
And garfield as it came.\\
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One, two, one, two, and through and through\\
The belmar blade went hackensack!\\
He left it dead and with its head\\
He went weehawken back.\\
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"And hast thou slain the Hopatcong?\\
Come to my arms, my perth amboy!\\
Hohokus day! Soho! Rahway!"\\
He caldwell in his joy.\\
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Twas bergen and the eirie road\\
Did mahwah into paterson:\\
All jersey were the ocean groves,\\
And the red bank bayonne.''\\
-- '''Paul Kieffer'''
->'''''Anna Baragli:''' He's definitely gonna steal the Codex. I can feel it. I'm not sure when.\\
'''Cardinal:''' "Attempt to steal," you mean. The vanity in this man Hudson Hawk! The Vatican has foiled the advances of pirates and terrorists. We will not lie down for some schmuck from New Jersey.''\\
-- from ''HudsonHawk''
->''"So robots have a hell?"\\
"It's in New Jersey."\\
Anyanka nodded sagely. It would pretty much have to be.''\\
-- from ''[[http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-12653-12/ShayneT+Wishes.htm Wishes]]'', Chapter 12, by [=ShayneT=]
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->''Baby, this town rips the bones from your back\\
It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap\\
[[WanderlustSong We got to get out while we're young]]\\
Because tramps like us, baby we were born to run''\\
-- ''BruceSpringsteen'', Born to Run, the state's "Unofficial Youth Rock Anthem"
