History Quotes / JizzedInMyPants

->Stop, or I'l-''ah oh fuck''! Every damn time, ''every damn time''. This sucks... I gotta go put on some new tights, man, this sucks.

->...''Leave this place, go back to yours,''
->''Our lips first touch outside your doors,''
->''The whole night, what we've go in store,''
->''Whisper in my ear that you want some more,''
->''and I [[TitleDrop Jizz. In. My pants.]]''
->''This really never happens, you can take my word,''
->''I won't apologize, that's just absurd,''
->''Mainly your fault for the way that you dance...''
-->--'''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', ''Jizz In My Pants''

->I spilled my drink!
->I didn't notice you drinking cream there, Sid.
-->--'''[[ComicBook/{{Viz}} Sid the Sexist]]''' and friend at a strip club

->Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

->The night is alive. Eight blocks away, I hear a couple not washing their hands. Close by, I smell the trace fecal matter on this tight rope. I... I feel every shift of every microfiber in my superpants. Oh... O-'''OHH!'''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/premature-ejaculation-daredevil-why-super-senses-would-suck Premature Ejaculation Daredevil]]

->'''Superhero:''' Behold, it is I....'''Mindfuck!'''
->'''Civilian:''' What's your power?
->'''Mindfuck:''' I can psychically have sex with '''any woman''' simply by making eye contact with her.
->'''Civilian:''' Holy cow! You can make girls orgasm with a single glance?
->'''Mindfuck:''' Not ''them''...just me! Otherwise my powers would be revealed!
->'''Civilian:''' So your superpower is ejaculating every time you see a woman?
->'''Mindfuck:''' I think you're oversimplifying it.
-->--'''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness''' [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/2065/ Strip No. 2065.]]

->But whilst her busy hand would guide that part
->Which should convey my soul up to her heart,
->In liquid raptures I dissolve all o'er,
->Melt into sperm, and spend at every pore.
->A touch from any part of her had done't:
->Her hand, her foot, her very look's a cunt.
-->--John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester, "[[http://ethnicity.rutgers.edu/~jlynch/Texts/imperfect.html The Imperfect Enjoyment]]"

->''At any rate, I had to concentrate on blocking that aura. She really wasn’t being that discriminating, because the guys at the table behind me were beginning to drool and babble. Okay, it was worse than that. I think two of the guys actually popped their corks. In the middle of the cafeteria. Yuck.''

->'''Captain Lola Beck:''' Johnny here was a member of Rasczak's No-Guts. I got off his entire battalion in only ten seconds.
->'''General Dix Hauzer:''' Wow! That must have been one hell of a combat drop.
->'''Captain Lola Beck:''' Nah, I just entered the briefing room in a tight T-shirt.

->'''Alien babe:''' Those are obedience collars you wear, and as long as you wear them, you will do what I say.
->'''Cptn. Quirk:''' Or what?
->'''Alien babe:''' Or this!
->''(presses SuperWristGadget [[{{Orgasmatron}} making Quirk convulse]])''
->'''[=Dr. McJoy=]:''' Jim, what is it? What has she done?!
->'''Cptn. Quirk:''' It's... the collar... I can't stop...ejaculating!
->'''[=Dr. McJoy=]:''' Stop it, you're killing him with pleasure! Or at the least ruining a good pair of space trousers!

->'''Captain Quirk:''' Or what?

->''(presses SuperWristGadget making Quirk convulse)''

->'''Captain Quirk:''' It's... the collar... I can't stop...ejaculating!

->'''Superhero:''' Behold, it is I....'''mindfuck!'''

->'''Civilian:''' So your superpower is ejaculating every time you see a womam?

''(presses SuperWristGadget making Quirk convulse)''

-->--John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester, "[[http://ethnicity.rutgers.edu/~jlynch/Texts/imperfect.html The Imperfect Enjoyment]]"

-->Stop, or I'l-''ah oh fuck''! Every damn time, ''every damn time''. This sucks... I gotta go put on some new tights, man, this sucks.

-->...''Leave this place, go back to yours,''
-->''Our lips first touch outside your doors,''
-->''The whole night, what we've go in store,''
-->''Whisper in my ear that you want some more,''
-->''and I [[TitleDrop Jizz. In. My pants.]]''
-->''This really never happens, you can take my word,''
-->''I won't apologize, that's just absurd,''
-->''Mainly your fault for the way that you dance...''

-->I spilled my drink!
-->I didn't notice you drinking cream there, Sid.

-->Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

-->The night is alive. Eight blocks away, I hear a couple not washing their hands. Close by, I smell the trace fecal matter on this tight rope. I... I feel every shift of every microfiber in my superpants. Oh... O-'''OHH!'''

-->'''Superhero:''' Behold, it is I....'''mindfuck!'''
-->'''Civilian:''' What's your power?
-->'''Mindfuck:''' I can psychically have sex with '''any woman''' simply by making eye contact with her.
-->'''Civilian:''' Holy cow! You can make girls orgasm with a single glance?
-->'''Mindfuck:''' Not ''them''...just me! Otherwise my powers would be revealed!
-->'''Civilian:''' So your superpower is ejaculating every time you see a womam?
-->'''Mindfuck:''' I think you're oversimplifying it.

-->But whilst her busy hand would guide that part
-->Which should convey my soul up to her heart,
-->In liquid raptures I dissolve all o'er,
-->Melt into sperm, and spend at every pore.
-->A touch from any part of her had done't:
-->Her hand, her foot, her very look's a cunt.

-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/premature-ejaculation-daredevil-why-super-senses-would-suck Premature Ejaculation Daredevil]]

-->--'''TheLonelyIsland''', ''Jizz In My Pants''

-->--'''[[{{Viz}} Sid the Sexist]]''' and friend at a strip club

-->Superhero: Behold, it is I....'''mindfuck!'''
-->Civilian: What's your power?
-->Mindfuck: I can psychically have sex with '''any woman''' simply by making eye contact with her.
-->Civilian: Holy cow! You can make girls orgasm with a single glance?
-->Mindfuck: Not ''them''...just me! Otherwise my powers would be revealed!
-->Civilian: So your superpower is ejaculating every time you see a womam?
-->Mindfuck: I think you're oversimplifying it.

-->-- '''Jay''', ''JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack''

-->--'''CyanideAndHappiness''' [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/2065/ Strip No. 2065.]]

-->--'''CyanideAndHappiness''' [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/2065/ Strip No. 2065.]]