History Quotes / JiveTurkey

23rd Aug '16 6:37:49 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''{{Airplane}}''

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-->-- ''{{Airplane}}''
''Film/{{Airplane}}''
31st Jul '16 9:07:34 AM RevDave
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-> '''Shawn:'''Ooh! I'm getting some serious jive, and it is fly! ... Oo. Yeah. The field is strong. Oo! I am gettin’ it. And it is one bad mutha—
-> '''Gus:''' Shut yo mouth!
-> '''Shawn:''' I’m havin’ a vision.
-> '''Gus:''' [[{{Film/Shaft}} I can dig it.]]
-->-- {{Series/Psych}} - episode "Disco Didn’t Die. It Was Murdered!"

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-> '''Shawn:'''Ooh! ->'''Shawn:''' Ooh! I'm getting some serious jive, and it is fly! ... Oo. Yeah.Ooh, yeah. The field is strong. Oo! Ooo! I am gettin’ it. And it is one bad mutha—
->
mutha—-\\
'''Gus:''' Shut yo mouth!
->
mouth!\\
'''Shawn:''' I’m havin’ a vision.
->
vision.\\
'''Gus:''' [[{{Film/Shaft}} I can dig it.]]
-->-- {{Series/Psych}} - -->--'''{{Series/Psych}}''', episode "Disco 3x05: ''"Disco Didn’t Die. It Was Murdered!"
Murdered!"''
28th Jul '16 7:17:10 AM mhnospa
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-> '''Shawn:'''Ooh! I'm getting some serious jive, and it is fly! ... Oo. Yeah. The field is strong. Oo! I am gettin’ it. And it is one bad mutha—
-> '''Gus:''' Shut yo mouth!
-> '''Shawn:''' I’m havin’ a vision.
-> '''Gus:''' [[{{Film/Shaft}} I can dig it.]]
-->-- {{Series/Psych}} - episode "Disco Didn’t Die. It Was Murdered!"
13th Jul '16 5:00:02 PM NoxSky12599
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->'''First Jive Dude:''' Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know? \\
'''Second Jive Dude:''' Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man! \\
'''First Jive Dude:''' I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...\\
'''Second Jive Dude:''' Uh-huh.\\
'''First Jive Dude:''' ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'!\\
'''Second Jive Dude:''' Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!\\
'''First Jive Dude:''' Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...\\
'''Both Jive Dudes:''' ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!\\
'''First Jive Dude:''' Col' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

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->'''First Jive Dude:''' Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know? \\
know?[[note]]Golly that white fellow should stay away from my wife... or I will punch him.[[/note]]\\
'''Second Jive Dude:''' Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man! \\
man![[note]]Yes, he is wrong for doing that.[[/note]]\\
'''First Jive Dude:''' I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...\\
[[note]]I knew a man in a similar predicament...[[/note]]\\
'''Second Jive Dude:''' Uh-huh.\\
[[note]]Uh-huh.[[/note]]\\
'''First Jive Dude:''' ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'!\\
ol'![[note]]...and he ended up being sorry.[[/note]]\\
'''Second Jive Dude:''' Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!\\
man![[note]]Don't be so naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.[[/note]]\\
'''First Jive Dude:''' Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...\\
[[note]]You know what they say; early to bed early to rise...[[/note]]\\
'''Both Jive Dudes:''' ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!\\
'em![[note]]...makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.[[/note]]\\
'''First Jive Dude:''' Col' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.[[note]]How true! Golly![[/note]]
23rd Sep '15 3:02:25 PM FF32
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->''"The [[LukeCageHeroForHire Luke Cage comic]] had some problems. He had all the rage of a [[AngryBlackMan revolutionary 70s black man]], but angry black men in the 70s didn't write no jive funny books. And from the looks of his [[MrT jibba jabba]], I don't think they even had one around to do part-time consulting. So at any given time, Luke Cage may or may not have been saying things that mean anything. Then this nonsense moon language was sent to people even more square where [[BadButt they put it through a filter to make sure it was rated G.]] This may be why every panel of every issue, Luke Cage punctuates his sentences by putting his fist through all nearby objects. Because it's hard to express your anger at the establishment when your mouth only forms kindergarten Madlibs."''

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->''"The [[LukeCageHeroForHire [[ComicBook/LukeCageHeroForHire Luke Cage comic]] had some problems. He had all the rage of a [[AngryBlackMan revolutionary 70s black man]], but angry black men in the 70s didn't write no jive funny books. And from the looks of his [[MrT [[Creator/MrT jibba jabba]], I don't think they even had one around to do part-time consulting. So at any given time, Luke Cage may or may not have been saying things that mean anything. Then this nonsense moon language was sent to people even more square where [[BadButt they put it through a filter to make sure it was rated G.]] This may be why every panel of every issue, Luke Cage punctuates his sentences by putting his fist through all nearby objects. Because it's hard to express your anger at the establishment when your mouth only forms kindergarten Madlibs."''
28th Jun '14 9:19:25 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Chris''' “Say, Jim! WOOO! That’s a BAD OUT-FIT! WOOOO!” Seriously, I love that guy. He is [[EnsembleDarkhorse the best character in this movie.]] Literally the only way it could be better is if it was actually RicFlair. I love that he’s the first person to ever see Superman fly, and his response is just “WOOOO!”\\
'''David''': I love how that [[PimpDuds totally clashes]] with the ’40s aesthetic, too.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-the-movie-1978-part-one/ on]] ''{{Film/Superman}}''
19th Dec '13 11:49:27 PM johnnyfog
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->''Back to bed Slade goes, only to be awoken again by his radio. Remember how I mentioned that it was a gimmick that played stuff to let you know the era we’re about to visit? Well, it’s now playing, and [[ICantBelieveImSayingThis I don’t even know if my brain can convince my fingers to type this]], DISCO MUSIC. That can mean only one thing: we’re about to enter THE FUTURE. Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present to you this film’s version of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come. Or as I like to call him...'' '''''THE DISCO PIMP OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE!'''''
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-an-american-christmas-carol-featuring-the-pimp-of-christmas-future/ An American Christmas Carol]]''
20th Nov '13 2:45:45 AM erforce
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->It's just your jive talkin'. You're telling me lies, yeah.\\

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->It's ->''It's just your jive talkin'. You're telling me lies, yeah.\\



Jive talkin', you're really no good.
-->--'''TheBeeGees'''

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Jive talkin', you're really no good.
-->--'''TheBeeGees'''
good.''
-->-- '''Music/TheBeeGees'''



-->--'''"{{Airplane}}"'''

-> You think you got the juice? Show your bling and let me shine you!
-->-- '''Dimitri''', ''[[SlyCooper Sly 2: Band of Thieves]]''

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-->--'''"{{Airplane}}"'''

-->-- ''{{Airplane}}''

-> You ''"You think you got the juice? Show your bling and let me shine you!
you!"''
-->-- '''Dimitri''', ''[[SlyCooper Sly 2: Band of Thieves]]''
''VideoGame/Sly2BandOfThieves''



-->--'''HouseOfMouse,''' "How to be Groovy, Cool and Fly"

->"The [[LukeCageHeroForHire Luke Cage comic]] had some problems. He had all the rage of a [[AngryBlackMan revolutionary 70s black man]], but angry black men in the 70s didn't write no jive funny books. And from the looks of his [[MrT jibba jabba]], I don't think they even had one around to do part-time consulting. So at any given time, Luke Cage may or may not have been saying things that mean anything. Then this nonsense moon language was sent to people even more square where [[BadButt they put it through a filter to make sure it was rated G.]] This may be why every panel of every issue, Luke Cage punctuates his sentences by putting his fist through all nearby objects. Because it's hard to express your anger at the establishment when your mouth only forms kindergarten Madlibs."
-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}, [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-superheroes-who-completely-lost-their-shit/ "6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit"]]'''

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-->--'''HouseOfMouse,''' -->-- ''HouseOfMouse,'' "How to be Groovy, Cool and Fly"

->"The ->''"The [[LukeCageHeroForHire Luke Cage comic]] had some problems. He had all the rage of a [[AngryBlackMan revolutionary 70s black man]], but angry black men in the 70s didn't write no jive funny books. And from the looks of his [[MrT jibba jabba]], I don't think they even had one around to do part-time consulting. So at any given time, Luke Cage may or may not have been saying things that mean anything. Then this nonsense moon language was sent to people even more square where [[BadButt they put it through a filter to make sure it was rated G.]] This may be why every panel of every issue, Luke Cage punctuates his sentences by putting his fist through all nearby objects. Because it's hard to express your anger at the establishment when your mouth only forms kindergarten Madlibs."
-->--'''{{Seanbaby}},
"''
-->-- '''{{Seanbaby}},
[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-superheroes-who-completely-lost-their-shit/ "6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit"]]'''
1st Aug '13 6:21:30 AM RevDave
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->"The [[LukeCageHeroForHire Luke Cage comic]] had some problems. He had all the rage of a [[AngryBlackMan revolutionary 70s black man]], but angry black men in the 70s didn't write no jive funny books. And from the looks of his [[MrT jibba jabba]], I don't think they even had one around to do part-time consulting. So at any given time, Luke Cage may or may not have been saying things that mean anything. Then this nonsense moon language was sent to people even more square where [[BadButt they put it through a filter to make sure it was rated G.]] This may be why every panel of every issue, Luke Cage punctuates his sentences by putting his fist through all nearby objects. Because it's hard to express your anger at the establishment when your mouth only forms kindergarten Madlibs."
-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}, [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-superheroes-who-completely-lost-their-shit/ "6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit"]]'''
14th Jul '13 9:27:26 PM johnnyfog
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->"The [[LukeCageHeroForHire Luke Cage comic]] had some problems. He had all the rage of a [[AngryBlackMan revolutionary 70s black man]], but angry black men in the 70s didn't write no jive funny books. And from the looks of his [[MrT jibba jabba]], I don't think they even had one around to do part-time consulting. So at any given time, Luke Cage may or may not have been saying things that mean anything. Then this nonsense moon language was sent to people even more square where [[BadButt they put it through a filter to make sure it was rated G.]]"
-->--'''{{Seanbaby}}, [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-superheroes-who-completely-lost-their-shit/ "6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit"]]'''
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